today I’m making lunch for my 9-year-old Jonah it’s report card day and I’m very proud of him he got all se’s well there were a couple FS thrown in there but mostly C’s so we’re celebrating with all Seafoods I’m adding some crustations that my buddy scooter stole from his work release program at the Red Lobster giving him a hefty score to catch up because it’s always been Jonah’s favorite fruit I’m trying to wean Jonah off the carnivore diet after his teacher saw him eat a raw steak out of his backpack and called Child Protective Services on me so he’s getting a nice cabbage salad Jonah lost his first jiu-jitsu tournament he got disqualified for threatening his opponent with a sharpened toothbrush this creatine will make him strong enough to win fair and square I’m not going to lie I thought these cotton balls were marshmallows when I bought them but then our s’mores caused a chemical fire and of course I got to leave the little guy a note reminding him where it comes from and it all gets sealed with a kiss love you buddy proud of you