Welcome to Good Mythical More! We’ve taken a wild soft drink, and we’ve taken another wild soda, and we’ve made a wild combination. And can we guess what it is? And do we need the help of anagrams? Maybe. That are wild. Do you know what an anagram is? As always, we don’t know. Not really. Yes. Freeze frame! Okay. Soft drink. That’s something you don’t hear a lot anymore. Soft drink, soda. That’s what we called them. Soft drink. We called them Cokes, and then we called them soft drinks. And then we heard people call them sodas, and we were like, where are you from? Yep. And then we heard people call them pops, and we were like, where are you from? Where are you from? Where are you from? Where are you from? Yeah, don’t be shy. Let’s see it. That’s gonna be Mountain Dew mixed with something. I guess they call it a soft drink because. Is it just flavors, or is it like? Okay, it’s just flavors. We, like, unusual. Banana? No. It’s horrible. Melon? No. One of them is not supposed to be a drink. I kinda like it. Butter? Popcorn? Your last guess is getting closer to one of them. Popcorn. Corn. Corn. Corn. Just corn. There’s a little descriptor in the front of corn. Sweet corn. Yep, there you go. Sweet corn. See the anagram. Ass grown secret. Oh, man, every fart is an ass grown secret. Yeah, I’ve told a few of those. I got a secret for you. That’s the best kind of fart. Is, is, hey, I got something for you. You know? Sometimes that’s the actual secret. And you know what’s really funny? Like a spray, like a skunk. I can’t wait to be a granddad. Well, yes, yes I can. I can wait. Yes, I can. I can wait quite a bit. Well, don’t tell us. Tell your children. But, when it does happen, my thing is gonna be, I got a secret for you. And you lean in here and then you fart out of your butt. Pull, it’s a new take on pull my finger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, come here, I got something for you. And then you hear it in the distance. Think about that. That’s the brilliance of pull my finger is that you’re not farting on the person. Right, yes. And it seems like there’s a causation there. I like it, but everyone knows pull my finger, when you do the secret thing, people are like, oh, I’m about to get a secret. Right? You get excited and you listen up. But you get a fart instead. You think it’s gonna be quiet and you listen in, you lean in and listen, and then it’s big and burnky. I like that. So we’ve got sweet corn. But there’s no, yep. There it is. And so now we’ve got, let’s see some other words. We’ve got, we’ve got a G and we’ve got an A and we’ve got. A couple of more S’s, An E. That’s gross. Close. Grain? Grain. Gas? Close. Repeat, between gross and gas. Grass. Yeah. Grass? Grass and corn? I can’t drink any more. Grass and corn. It makes me feel sick. Grass corn. See, y’all are doing that, huh? – It feels pretty. – Those nasty sodas. Agricultural. It’s an agricultural drink. The farmers like it. The farmers are into it. All right, don’t forget the farmers. You know? Your food doesn’t just come from the grocery store. Tell them again, Link. The food doesn’t just come from the grocery store. That’s right. Butter. It really does smell like butter. Yes. Is that one of them? Yes. Alright, anagram it. Buff erect toe. Yeah. So a muscular, taut, like, the toe is just up and thick. Doc, I’ve got a buff erect toe. And then two Fs? Butter. But, so, B-U-T-T-E-R-C-T-O-E. Cough? Coff. Coff. Coffee. Yes! Coffee. Butter coffee. Which is a thing that those Bulletproof people do that. And that tastes fine, but this tastes horrible. Like all of these gimmick sodas, even when you don’t mix them. It’s not as bad as you’re making it seem, man. I hate it. I think you just like, you don’t like flavored sodas. I don’t, I’m against the industry. Like, I don’t think the industry, I don’t think novelty sodas as an industry should exist. Well that, I mean, that, we would lose a whole category. Yeah. Of Mores. Exactly. I’ve never drunk a, one of those, like novelty sodas and actually thought, I wanna buy this. Neither have I. But I don’t hate them as much. It’s just creating liquid waste. Liquid waste is not really a problem. It’s not, I mean. Liquid waste isn’t a problem? The amount of water. Cause it just soaks into the Earth? The water that we’re losing in soda is not nearly what, like, a teen taking too long of a shower. You know what I’m saying? I mean, we thought about installing a freaking timer in Shepherd’s shower. You know how it is when you, like, I don’t remember, do you remember what it was like to be a teenager and wanted to take a long, hot shower? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there’s something wrong with them. Why do you want to get clean? Yeah. See, this is, like, celery or, ranch. Pickle. Yeah. Dill, to be specific. Oh, God. I don’t know. I hate it. The taste is just. This one seems cruel. I, cause it ruins the other soda, which. Rabbit. Yeah, I. No, the. They’re so cute. They’re juicing the rabbits. They’re so cute. They’re so cute. Stop juicing them. The cruel part is like mixing pickle with this. Chickpea harlot. You chickpea harlot. Yeah. It’s like a, a wild west insult. I had to read it in eighth grade. The chickpea harlot. So, we’re looking at. I learned all about betrayal and romance. Pickle? H-A-R, is it just pickle or it was dill? Just pickle. Chicken. Chicken. It seems cruel, and you said why? No, because the other soda is, should be tasty, but putting pickle. H-A-R-O. Chocolate. Not chocolate. H-A-R-O-T. So if you take the P and the I-C-K out of that first one. You’re getting rid of, and the E. And then the L. And then you’re left with chariot. It’s chariot soda. Carrot. Carriot? Caramel. It’s got T and O in it. Toffee. And an H. Coal. Colt. You might get this at a Mexican restaurant. Rat. No, sorry. Rat? I’ll take the rat-chilada, please. I don’t know where he was going with that. Well, I was already just thinking. Guac. Rat. Mexican restaurant. A beverage. Oh, horchata! There you go. Pickles and horchata. Not a good combo. I’m on board with you on this one. I don’t like it. Sometimes my dogs will smell something and then they’ll go and they’ll like get the smell out of their nose. I’ve started doing that. Am I the only human? How do you get it out? Blow out. They’ll be like, cause you gotta blow out the smell to get more smell in. When I smell something stinky. Has it been working for you? It works, yeah. You expel the stink, and then you hopefully, with the next breath, you get something that smells better. Hey, that could be an upgrade. Once the grandkids get tired of the secret fart, I could have a new thing where I’m just like, like I’m smelling something, I’m like That’s. And then just fart. That’s cruel, though. You’re like, cause it’s a pre- smell, you’re like. Something stinks down here in my pants! What is that? What is that? And then you fart. Oh, man. Can you tell me if my back pocket stinks? Hey, kid. No, you always take it too far, man. Hey, grandkids. My idea would totally work. I think the seam in between my two back pockets stinks. Oh, God, man. Let me know. Go back there and let me know. You’re gonna get disqualified from being a grandfather. I’m gonna be a great granddad. They’re gonna take your grandfather license. I can’t wait. They’re gonna show up. I cannot wait. The government’s gonna show up. Cause then I can get a recliner unabashedly. Just throw it back and burnk in it. What is this? Oh, it’s a nice brown. This one’s gonna be real bad. Are these even? I hate it so bad. I hate it. Give me the anagram, please. This one’s not good at all. Valid scrotum. Blake. Hey, Blake, come in here and let me see how valid your scrotum is. Well, valid scrotum. Yeah. This is not the granddad talking. This is a scrotum validator talking. This is what I do for a living. I just want to let you know that your scrotum is valid. Just dropping in to validate scrotums today, unannounced. You may not feel great about it, but most of them are uneven. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. One hangs lower than the other. And if it didn’t, you should be suspect. You only have one scrotum. One side. One side. Yes, that’s what I was talking about. Somebody out there’s got two, though. God, it stinks. What is this stink? Four balls. I will say, at least thematically, these two kind of work together, these two flavors. Peaches and cream. It’s horrible. You, tell me that tastes good. It doesn’t taste like no peaches and cream. It’s not, well, I just, I was just going with the theme. Vlad. Vlad a. Is it Russian? Does it, is there a CK in it? Like the last, like a? Yeah. Crock. Suck. Stock. Vock. Stock. Block. Footage. Block. One is just a block. I can’t. Close. Black. Black. Black. Tea. Something. – Black tea. – No. Black cherry. No. These are, these should be very savory, high note items. Black pepper? Savory, but high note? Like, these two things are usually pickly, like vinegary. Black olive. Okay. Okay, okay, now let me go back in. Black olive. Oh, of course I hate it. Black olive. Black olive and toast. There’s an A, a D, an S, a C. Well, so thematically you might put both of them on a pizza? No. You might put both of them on a charcuterie board. Cheese. Well, now you’re just, you don’t taste anything? I can’t taste it again. It’s too horrible. Salami? It’s a condiment. I think any scrotum that holds the balls is valid. Mustard. I think that’s where I’m at, you know? Black olive and mustard? Ooh, that’s bad. Is that it? That’s what makes, that is what makes a scrotum valid. You’re saying as long as it’s closed? As long as it’s a closed system. So you’re basically, as a scrotum validator, you’re just going around and making sure that it’s closed. Just seeing that, like, there’s not any. It’s not really a qualitative. Gaping holes. You’re like, valid, valid, valid. It’s quantitatively valid. It is a closed system. Yeah, right. Hole free. Which, I remember we learned, we had, we had to do a lot of engineering problems with like, closed systems and open systems. Did you ever really understand what that meant? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A closed system is completely contained and it’s. It’s not receiving any energy. None really exist. It’s just like, all the energy’s in there and it moves around, but an open system is reality. So, you start with closed systems and you, you, you analyze those to bits. And do math around it. And then you take another course, and you get into open systems. And that’s when it really matters. And I didn’t do that. It’s kind of like when you took statics, and then you took dynamics. Statics is just the forces of things that don’t move. It’s just like, what’s the, what’s the force of this? Are you interested? Should I go on? But then if this thing started moving like a Ferris wheel, then it would be statics. Everything inside of a closed system moves towards entropy over time. That’s why some people who misunderstand what that’s saying say that that’s why evolution didn’t happen because the Earth is a closed system, but the Earth is an open system because it’s constantly receiving energy from the sun. I feel that. I feel that. Yeah, hey, facts over feelings, man. Do you agree? Do you agree? These facts don’t care about your feelings. But I do feel it. What class was that? The closed note? Is that thermodynamics? Yeah. Boy, I can’t. You know, to think I did that. To think I studied that stuff. Yeah, it’s surprising to all of us. None of them are good! You could’ve given at least one that’s good! Laundry. It’s a, it’s another high smell. It’s sour. Citrusy, soury, but not, it’s just nasty. Mango. No. Tangerine. It’s interesting that it’s tasting like, it must just be – the sugar that they add to it. – I’m just looking at the color. It doesn’t taste citrusy really. These are both savory things. Chicken. No. Beef. Spaghetti. Pizza. Ostrich foot. Anagram it. Cicada lube muncher. Oh, come on, guys. Come on, guys. Just, munching on cicada lube. That’s how they get out of their shells, you know. Cicada lube. You gotta start somewhere. Bum. Well, there’s Cher in there. Savory, Album, album dust. Blue cheese. So, it doesn’t taste, it just tastes like bad? Cause one of them is like, a dish. Like a complete dish. – Lasagna. – Beef stroganoff. Okay, you’re in the right, you’re now saying dishes, so that’s great. Yeah, we take instruction. Lasagna? Lasagna is. There’s no G. In a way, close. Because it’s layered. Ricotta? What did you say? Ricotta? No. Now you’re slipping back. A dish. An Italian dish? What kind of dish? No. What, what, what, what, where’s it from? Okay, it’s a Mexican dish. It’s a Mexican dish. Enchilada. Yeah. Okay. Enchilada sauce. And the other thing is technically a fruit, I think, because it has seeds in it. – But. – Hate it. You wouldn’t think that it was a fruit because you don’t use it in that way. Well, usually that’s a tomato. Yes, that’s correct. But, no, that’s not what I’m looking for. But that also. It’s like that. It’s like that. Cucumber. Yep, cucumber. Cucumber enchilada. It does not taste like that. There’s another word? Something about, I can taste the cucumber now. Yes, I can smell it. Okay, the cucumber soda seems like it might be all right. Yeah. I would have been open to that. – Maybe that’s not a complete. – In your younger days. Waste of a novelty soda. Butter again. Yep. The butter is always. You think this one’s good? Orange butter. It’s not good. It is good. It’s not good. It’s bad. Are you doing little sips? Yes. Do little sips. I did little sips. Wait, you think I’m gulping it? I don’t know, just sip it a little bit. I’m not, I can’t. I can’t, I hate it. Butter. Anagram. Bowleg butt ruffian. Bowleg butt ruffian. What’s a ruffian? Like a person who’s rough around the edges? No good doer. Okay. A no good doer. A no good doer? Butter waffle. No. It’s a savory thing that should have a pretty strong taste. And they do kinda go together. Because butter would be in the sauce that goes on this thing. Butter is in the sauce. So it’s two Fs, a G. It’s gravy. A B. There’s no V. Is the sauce gravy like? No. Cream like? No. Glow? It’s kind of the color of what the soda looks like. Orange. But that’s not one of the words. And usually there’s a little spice to it. Everything in bowleg is up for grabs. There is a little spice. Bowleg ruffian. Now. Buffalo. Buffalo’s. Buffalo wing. – There we go. – Butter. Butter buffalo wing. Yeah. Don’t, why would you want to even drink that? Cause if you wanted to, if you wanted to taste it, but not eat it. Oh, gosh. I don’t. I don’t! I’m still against it. This has not changed my mind. – I am anti novelty soda. – We see that. Okay. I’m gonna make a sign. Are we gonna do this again? I’m gonna make a sign. He doesn’t like it. I’ve never seen Blue’s Clues. I don’t know. I don’t like the dog. He’s smug, he thinks he’s better than me. Blue’s a girl! Oh my God, sorry for misgendering Blue’s Clues. Everyone calm down