Welcome to Good Mythical More. Why do we even have this? We have a box. You know people are going to put stuff in it. Crew members are going to complain. Are they questions? No. I’m told they’re complaints. We’re going to go through some of them. This might get embarrassing for us. But first, we really got to tell you about something you got to check out. It’s a new YouTube channel. Add it to your queue. It’s called Putting the Sea in Seance. The Sea in Seance. Yeah, yeah. So, it’s like seance, but. But they’re underwater. But yeah. Yep. They’re conjuring the ghost of fish. Cause there’s no fish heaven, they’re all just, they’re all just. – They get stuck. – Floating in a spiritual, They get stuck down there. What’s like an example, like, title thumbnail pairing? 24 hours with flounder ghost. Yep. That’s one. I also love, I put seven octopi ghosts in a circle and the last one to leave got the treasure. And, that was one of my favorite ones. That was 45 minutes long, because apparently these octopi ghosts. Have a lot of willpower to just stay inside a little circle. We rank every scary squid banshee. Okay, let’s get to this. You gotta check it out though. So, where is this box? Cause I never see it. It’s in the bathroom. Okay, well I go to the bathroom. Exactly. It’s in the other bathroom, the one we don’t tell you about. All right. I know Link has commented on this too, but the lotions in the bathrooms are far too easy to mistake for the soap placed next to them. Okay, so these are real. I have been duped into moisturizing my hands whenever I wish to clean them. Yeah, and here’s what I do. – I take it. – Is this hard? Here’s what I’ve done. If I take the lotion and I put it on there, I’m like. I don’t, I don’t like just, washing the lotion off. What I’ll do is I’ll take that lotion and I’ll rub it up here. So you can lotion later? I’ll put it on like my wrist where like a watch would be. Maybe, maybe a little lower like a loose watch and then I. – A bracelet. – Then I wash my hands but I try not to wash the lotion off and then I. What are you complaining about? I dry my hands. That’s great And, that’s what i’m getting at. Yeah. And then once I dry my hands meticulously without drying the lotion dollop off of my watch spot, or bracelet spot, then I take that back and I lotion my hands. – So, problem solved. – I think you cracked the code. I have a slightly different strategy and that is just knowing the difference between soap and lotion They look very similar. It’s like, a completely different bottle. – It’s a totally different bottle. – That looks like a lotion. Why is it closer to the sink? It should be further away. The first, the one closer should be the soap. So, I assume like yes, they look different but neither one of them says lotion or soap. Well, it just looks like lotion and it’s in a bottle in which you wouldn’t find soap, like it’s. I’m glad that you’re being defensive as well. Just in a different way. – We’re kind of agreeing. – I have nothing to do with the placement of the lotion. I thought it was going to be a complaint about the scent of the lotion, which I would, you know, it’s not my favorite lotion scent. But, that’s why I don’t put it on. But that’s not what they’re complaining about. Can you submit that anonymously so we don’t know it’s you? Yeah. Are we doing something about these complaints or what? No, no. Link solved it for those of you who can’t tell the difference. Every complaint you’re going to be solving? – Yeah, we solved them already. – We’re going to be addressing. We’re the CEOs. Okay, so solved is what you’re saying. Addressed. Addressed. If you, if you can’t tell the difference between lotion and soap, you now can do the Link method. Do you want to choose one for me? Yeah. Well, this is a long one. Okay, if you want me to read it out loud. We’re still in the bathroom. I wish the pooping toilet in the bathroom had better plumbing. I wish the pooping toilet in the bath. So it must be on the other side where there’s two different, there’s multiple toilets? Is one of them a pooping toilet? The one in the back. Well, but I don’t know which bathroom we’re talking about. That’s what, Katrina knows what we’re talking about. Yeah, but I’ve only been in the boys room. Right. The pooping toilet in the bathroom had better plumbing. I pray to every god I can when my fourth consecutive flush doesn’t work. Okay. Also the plunger is broken, which is not ideal when you’re profusely sweating and begging for the water to be powerful enough to take your doody business away. Also, the other bathroom is right next to my desk, so all I smell is Poo-Pourri all day long. There’s no soundproofing dot, dot, dot. Okay, so we pretty much know who this is. Somebody right next. Somebody’s gotta sit right next to the bathroom. But you mean, the other bathroom on this side is close to your desk, but you go over there to poop? That’s what I’m, that’s what I’m gathering. Yeah, that sounds right. Because it has a closet. It’s a closeted poop. Now, I’ll say the plumbing on this side’s great, you know? It’s great. It’s never failed me. I thought that the, I thought that the flushes on the other side were really powerful. They’re aggressive, but not effective. They’re like, they’re too, they’re too restricted. They go. And then, and then sometimes it’ll still be there. It’s all bark, no bite. I was gonna say the water pressure in the sinks, I mean, I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be adding to this, but. This is a Burbank problem. The water pressure in the sinks on that, on that side of the office are also not great. And then the faucet part only comes to the first inch of the sink. And, and, you know, 98 percent of the sink is unusable. That’s because, that’s because. I pointed that out the moment they were installed. But you know why that is? Is because we were told, when we were doing dimensions for that, that that was, that whole side was for just washing baby hands. Yeah, that’s why we put y’all baby handed people on the other side. We thought that the whole, that whole side of the building was going to be baby handed people. Have you ever noticed, have you ever looked around over there? Have you ever thought, how are we divided up? Baby hands on that side. I think, I think if you’re pooping on the other side, you need to, you need to poop more often instead of letting it, you know? I think you can just flush during the act more. Do we need to get a different toilet? Well, I think the plunger can be, first of all, I hope Ops isn’t here right now, because these are all complaints that they need to address. Not my problem. But, yeah, why don’t we, you know what, we’ll keep these. I know that you’re the CEOs, and you have a lot of power, but we’ll keep these for Ops. How about that? Yeah, that one goes to Ops. Apparently this is in the bathroom. Is this one gonna be bathroom related? I hope so. Nope. The turkey meat we keep in the fridge is the same kind I give my dogs. To get them to take their pills. Can we get a lunch meat upgrade up in this piece? Yeah, it’s called no turkey at all. You’re gonna take their turkey for that? What kind of turkey y’all want, Boar’s Head? It is dog turkey. Y’all didn’t know that? That’s for your dogs. We don’t have turkey for y’all. I mean, this is a dog friendly, this is a dog friendly place. If we get you the type of turkey that they have to slice at the deli, what do you, what do you want next? Right, you want the cheese that’s sliced at the deli. No, no, no. Not gonna happen. And then, and then, then, then all of a sudden you want it to be like Google and like the deli is just here. Okay. Not gonna happen. Yeah. I feel like. Addressed. I feel like it’s addressed. Do you want, you want pick one for me? I think the solution to this is whoever this is, change what you’re giving your dogs. Right. Downgrade your dogs. Parker won’t be happy about this. Okay. Okay. We’re back in the damn restroom. The urinal in the men’s restroom sits too damn high. It’s a microaggression against all the vertically challenged men in the office. Well, bring a stool. Bring a little step stool. At least you got a urinal on that side. How high are we, like, if you were to get up and demonstrate, cause I haven’t, I haven’t been in. You know, it’s never really crossed my mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As I. You’re not like, oh, this is sitting higher than the other urinals I used? I will say that there are many urinals that I’ve accidentally peed on top of because they’re so low. That’s something you don’t hear very often, is it? Yeah. Peed right on the handle. Chase just confirmed that he’s okay with the height of the urinal. So I don’t know who we’re talking about here. That’s because Chase like, he like rested on it. Hopefully he takes that as a compliment. There’s not even a urinal on this side. He did the elephant trunk. My favorite part is just staring at Willie Nelson’s face as he watches me urinate. Yeah, I don’t know. Maybe just use the toilet? I think the solution for this is heels. Yeah. Okay. For the? Okay, yeah, yeah. I was gonna say, for the urinal? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, hold on. Sorry, we have a video complaint. And I just want to make sure we got to it. Yes, please. Is it anonymous? Hello. For our own safety, we are keeping our identities hidden. So don’t try guessing who we are. I have a complaint. Mythical has only gotten worse since Mike and Alex left. Everyone loved Mike and Alex. I also think it sounds better when you say Alex and Mike. I hope those guys show up in the Mythical Crew Reunion Special over on Mythical Society. If they don’t, I’ll be bummed as hell. Yeah. Bummed as hell. Wow. Okay. I wonder who that was. Yeah, something tells me that Mike and Alex showed up for the Mythical Society Crew Reunion Special. Maybe we can address this complaint by, yeah, just having them at the actual special. We had a lot of fun at that reunion. You know? It was nice to bring them back together and to see them. It’s upcoming. Check it out. It’s not even out yet? It’s, it’s, it’s, it’s, it’s coming. It’s a teaser, it’s a teaser. Unfortunately, we shot it in the pooping toilet bathroom. So, maybe some complaints. Well guys, we’re on a theme. The women’s bathroom third stall has a flush so bad, it can’t flush a pee. God forbid a poop. What kind of pee do you make? Who’s flushing peas? Crystal pees? Well, don’t leave it. I’m kidding. Oh, you meant P-E-A-S. Yeah. I mean. Thank you for the after laugh. Our bathroom, we, we got some work to do. Everyone just pees on each other’s toilet paper water and it grows throughout the day. No it doesn’t. It really does? It does. It’s disgusting. Well, but whose fault is that? It sounds like y’all’s toilet’s got a bigger problem than ours does. Yeah, I feel like, flush the toilet four times. You can’t let the pee wad happen. Whose fault is the pee wad? Okay? I mean, this is unacceptable. If the toilet is weak, though. Addressed. I mean, I’m starting to be sympathetic to this. Yeah, we gotta have a refurbish on this toilet. We might need to have a new toilet. We gotta do something about this. I mean, when you have so many people using a toilet, it can’t be like a weak one. Yeah. When I visited the studios that make, We Put the Sea in Seance, all their toilets are great. And they go straight to the ocean. Yeah, no, they’re tankless. It was just like that big pipe. Straight to the ocean. Sometimes you see a fish, go through the system. Oh yeah? Salmon swimming upstream? Salmon. Choose for me. Extra paper. Too many people drink Diet Coke so there’s never cold ones in the fridge when I want one. Yes, we provide our employees with drinks. Of all types. Isn’t that great? I got a solution to this. We’re going to increase the temperature in the office, so that it seems colder. Relatively. When you get a Diet Coke. Everyone’s going to be sweating. We’re going to do it on this side, the regular hands people. We’re gonna suffer, okay? Baby hands, you’re alright. We’re not gonna, we’re not gonna. Regular hands. We’re not gonna make you suffer any more than you already do. What if every time you take a drink out, you put a drink in? Where do you get the drinks? We have a stack of drinks right beside it. On the floor? On the floor. It’s a stack of Diet Cokes. It would be, maybe we do need a self replenishing system. We got a couple more. Literally. There are not enough dogs in the office. I want there to be more and I want a play area specifically for the dogs so that I can go play with all of them. The correct people dog ratio, people to dog ratio at this office should be one to one. Is this passive aggressive? It seems like it. So there’s two, I mea. There was no please, or I think, it was just, I want a play area. I mean, that’s a good idea. Our office is pretty big, maybe we just keep all the dogs in there. It’s just the dog room? Well, it’s still our office, but. Have to take up the rugs. I don’t know. What I was asking was, is this someone being facetious and they think there’s too many dogs in the office? No, I don’t think so. We had a bit of an issue. I think everybody. We have a lot of dogs. We do have a lot of dogs. What’s the most dogs we’ve ever had in here at one point? On this side? Like a handful. Maybe six. Maybe six. Maybe six. Maybe six. Yeah. Six dogs is fine. Unless they start, there’s been a couple of dog on dog violence incidents. Yeah. That got a little out of hand. I can’t remember whose dog it was. Yeah. There was a certain point when there was a memo that like all dogs need to be leashed. And I felt, I felt like that was directed at me because I just let my dogs in and just, there they go. Yeah. And that, that doesn’t work anymore. I leash them now. See? See? Soft. I’m a team member. Alright, so we are done. This is the last one. I hate that work starts at 9 A.M. It should be like 4 P.M. and we should still leave at 6 P.M. Okay. The old French work week. I’m for this too, actually. Two hours from four to six. Hey, if you can get it done. If you can get it done in two hours. – No. – Give it a shot. You can’t. Find something else to do. Now, I will say, who else has ever worked in a different business than entertainment? Because these boys right here, We used to get to work, I got to work at 7 A.M. in North Carolina. In my engineering firm. The engineer that I worked under for a while, he would get there at 6:30 so that he could leave at like 2:30 in the afternoon or something. Yeah, I mean, I still worked eight hours. I worked eight hours, but it was very common for people to get to my office at 7 A.M. It is kind of weird now that I think about it. I would get there at 7:30, but we would eat lunch at 11 every day. Like, I, y’all like to eat lunch at, or you like to schedule lunch for like two, and then I had to really start complaining about that. Yeah. I was like, why is lunch at two? Like, I’m, halfway to dinner. Right. Can’t be doing that, so we had to change that. Cause this is later than school. I’m used to eleven, getting in for lunch. Cause like, you’re getting to, I think, I think that 9 A.M. is a good work start time. Don’t get me wrong, I think that, I think it’s, it’s pretty ideal. But, most other businesses, 9 A.M., they’re like, what? You guys get to work at 9 A.M.? We’re in entertainment, man. Yeah, we take it easy, we’re cool. Hey, hey, we’re cool. Creative, creative. If anybody has any problems, why don’t they line up and put any appendage into this. That’s right. That’s, right there, that will solve it. You’re relaxing, you’re in a Jacuzzi, all of a sudden somebody just