Welcome to Good Mythical More. We have got some newfangled and re-fangled school supplies. We want to find out what’s really, what’s really rocking for the children these days. We’re trying to learn. I think it’s all old stuff and we’re seeing if it’s still cool. Am I right about that? Nothing is re-fangled. It’s all old fangled. Oh, really? It’s all in the eighties. Well, I’ll be dag. You know what? But if that made you want to watch, what he said. So first, 10 word story. Tanner. The. Great. Once. Said. I. Will. Tan. My. Self. With. Sun. And. Moon. But. You. Will. Listen. To. Me. Whisper. To. My. Little. Friend. And. Did you say and? And. His. Other. Pet. And. Their. Dog. Paul. And. Saying. This. Will. Not. Happen. On. My. Watch. Because. I. Am. The. Least. Cogent. Tanner. The end? The end. Hey, it’s season 26. You’re coming off a victory. Tanner the Great once said, I will tan myself with sun and moon, but you will listen to me, to my little friend and his other pet and their dog, Paul, and, question mark, question mark, saying this will not happen on my watch because I am the least cogent Tanner. The end. Yeah. I don’t know exactly what that means, but that was, that was something. That was something. You know what else is something? That we’re going to bring in a very special guest right now. Please welcome to Good Mythical More, Sophie! Sophie from Vancouver Island! What’s up, Sophie? Hello. Hi, Rhett and Tanner. Yeah, you’re familiar with me. Yeah. – Yep. – Yeah, Tanner. Okay, good. You’re playing along. And look, are you a Dr. Pepper fan? Is that what’s happening here? Oh, you have good taste. Okay, may I? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Vancouver Island. Vancouver. It’s where you hail from. But you’re saying you have not had that dill dip. I haven’t. I haven’t. I haven’t even heard of it. Okay. You can take it home with you. If it’s under three and a half ounces. Yeah. We have been fast. You need to check it if it’s not less than three and a half ounces. That’s the rule here in America. With Sophie. Okay. Through the Make-A-Wish Foundation I don’t know if I can sip that. And, I think it’s a twelve. These are designed to hold a full can. He can just pour it without even thinking about it. Tanner doesn’t even have to be that careful. Yeah. There it is. There it is. Do we need a straw? Maybe a straw. That’s magical. Is that a school supply? What’s our first school supply? – How about a Trapper? – You have your very own. How about a Trapper Keeper? Yeah, we’re going with, it’s still cool, because it is actually from the 80s. Or dusty old fool supplies. Thank you. There you go. Give it a little. Feel free to partake. A little sip. There you go. Now you’re not in the danger zone. Okay. It wants to float, doesn’t it? Maybe fill it up with Dr. Pepper, but don’t drink it. Like, leave it in the straw. I don’t, I don’t think. That, that, that didn’t work. No. Nope. All right. I think you’re gonna have to drink all of it. Nope. Or. It’s gonna be okay, Sophie. Or, maybe just a little bit more. And then, abandon the straw. Or use a straw. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we’re good. Yeah. – Okay. – Oh, no. I got something I gotta share with y’all. So, we got all this stuff off of eBay, right? And so it’s a ridge. This one’s used not lightly, I’d say relatively heavily. And inside I found, I’m going to cover it up. I found the combination to a lock that exists somewhere in the real world on a school locker somewhere. I have the serial number, and I have the combination. And if I were to reveal both of those pieces of information on this very program, I could ruin someone’s life. Sophie, it’s up to you. Great, great. – Read it. – Thank you. Ruin somebody’s life. I don’t, I’m not, I don’t really know. For legal purposes, Sophie will be responsible. I think they can change the locks. For whatever happens to you in your life. The reason why I was confused about this stuff, whether it should, if it’s still cool or not, is because this was brought back. Yeah. See, the original, but this is a newer version, which is, to their credit, pretty much exactly the same. Now, Sophie, you, you’re recently schooled up. Oh, yeah. So. The 80’s to you is like an ancient, far away. Long time ago, yeah. You’re like, did it even happen? It did. We were there. We met there. You ever use one of these? Yeah, yeah. Really? A binder, yeah. But not. A Trapper Keeper. Well, no. It’s a binder with a thing at the end. A binder. A binder. It traps the information and then it keeps it. We called everything that looked like this a Trapper Keeper, regardless of brand. Just like we called everything that looked like that, including Dr. Pepper, Coke. And it had a, because it has this extra little flap, that’s even more security when you’re taking the quiz. And you’re cheating. Oh yeah, I gotta cheat. Don’t cheat. Well, how are you cheating? You’re preventing other people from cheating. Yeah, but. It’s just a little flap. But if you go like this. You can look at the other person’s? You see how quick I did that? I did, I did, but. This is cool. I mean, I’m saying still cool. Yeah, I mean, you have to have one of these still, right? Y’all still use paper, right? Oh, yeah. They took something that wasn’t really much of anything. Just a binder. And they added this. And it’s back. And it became this brilliant thing that everybody had to have. Do you remember what was on yours? Mine was red. It was just kind of plain. You had one? Yeah. Did you have one? Oh, I had many. Many? Many Trapper Keepers. I was hard on stuff. I went through Trapper Keepers. I also put, paper bags on my books. Grocery bags. Do y’all still do that? No. You never did that? No. Well, how do you protect the covers of your books? They just had like, this stuff, and you put it in your backpack. And that’s it. Oh, they already had a cover. Interesting. Yeah, but we had to protect the cover. You just have AI stuff. I know how. Alright, so I’m saying that this is still cool. Still cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It’s still cool. Locked in. We’re locked in. It’s still cool. The answer is. It’s still cool. It’s still cool. Yeah, it’s still cool. That prize. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ll tell you what the original pitch was for the prize. It was discussed, it was, it’s, I don’t understand it, but basically, you’re gonna put that dip into Rhett’s mouth because he lost, and then dip a chip into Rhett’s mouth to get it because that’s a prize. It doesn’t, I don’t. Yeah. Like use Rhett’s mouth as a dipping bowl? Yeah. It seems like I win in that scenario. I feel like no one wins. I feel like we don’t win watching that. Oh, what kind of? I don’t want a dip. It’s French onion. French onion dip? How about, okay, listen, how about, since I lost fair and square, great performance from Link to start the season, If I’m going to really be your, human dip bowl. Maybe I just make a dip bowl with my hands. Yeah. That’s like the ultimate, that’s like the ultimate way to to serve your best friend and your new friend. Sophie, you’re saying you don’t want to see Rhett put dip in his mouth and then use his mouth as a bowl and you’ll be right here in between us? Not really. Exactly. Sophie, if you would just. Yeah? If you would just fill. But if we did that and you were watching it on the internet. How much? Would you, would you watch it? Just as much as, until it feels full. All of it, all of it. All of it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got big hands. There you go. I got big hands. Oh yeah, all of it. Okay. I’m not gonna let any of this get through. Kind of move it around a little bit. I like it. Jiggle. Oh, I like it being in motion. There you go. Hey, congratulations. That’s a great win. That was a great win. Sophie? Yeah, sure, sure. Okay. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s really, it’s really good stuff here. I can feel it. You got us eating out of the palm of your hand. I can feel it. It is kind of a punishment for Rhett because he can’t grab a chip and eat it. Right, yeah. I want to just stick my whole face in my hands right now. And then, when you’re done, so if you could, could you just move the jar over here to right where my hands are right now? When you’re done, When you’re done, you just create a little. You just trap door. Perfect. Reusable. And then it’s a, it’s a fountain. Okay. Okay, so, don’t, just look away for this part. This is beautiful. This is beautiful. I earned the right to watch this. I am not looking away. You’ve never seen this in Canada, have you? No, no. You were telling us that your favorite episodes were the dart episodes. It’s just reusable now. There you go. Wasn’t that a thrill to see me win? That portable faucet that we were going to invest in. Were you surprised? Yeah. Okay. Alright, let’s see the next one. Alright, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Great. I’ll be cleaned up in one second. A Dizzy Doodler. Interesting. Here, take a look at that. I’ll read about it. Motorized pen wiggles as it writes. So it’s a vibrating pen. Is that what’s happening here? Yeah, yeah. There you go. Double A battery included. – So. – Piece of paper? Yeah, yeah, maybe move your, leave the paper here, but maybe move your Dr. Pepper over a little bit. And then. So see, see how that writes maybe, you know, we don’t want to give away the combination. So, I’m, I’ll read it out to you and you just rewrite it Okay. 00-18. Somebody’s gonna get in that locker. Who knows what’s in there. Dash zero. And the harder you push the. The more it like. There you go. So what is the application for this particular pen? Draw a little flower. Oh, yeah, draw a flower. Oh, yeah, a beautiful flower. Oh, that’s cool. Yeah, it’s cool. It actually kind of has a cool effect. It has a dot. You’re the artist, draw something else. Draw me, you know? Draw me! Circle for your face. Oh, it’s running out of ink. It’s out of ink. That quickly? It’s out of ink! Little eyeballs. Some glasses. I have a couple of eyeballs. Some glasses there. Alright. Big, big smile. What has happened to the ink? I don’t know. Maybe some hair? What? Maybe I need to. What? I cut a pen in half and just kind of jammed it in there. The old one didn’t work at all, so I. You don’t have to do that. You don’t have to do that. So, you’re saying? I worked hard on that. But it doesn’t work. It doesn’t matter. It works for four seconds. You can get one locker combination out of it. Yeah, I’m a little disappointed. I don’t know. You went through all that trouble and you just put an empty pen in it? No, I put a, it was. Sure. I didn’t think it would happen like this. Nothing is coming out now. You got to unlock the combination. I don’t understand the application for this. In what scenario do you want it to look like you might be having an episode? – Right. I mean, it. – While writing. It helps the circulation. As you’re writing, like if you’re taking notes. Keeps you warm. Keeps you, keeps you awake, keeps you, oh man, I’m really with it. I don’t know, I think this is a dusty old fool’s supply. If you wanted to write a letter to someone talking about how nervous you were. Oh, now you’re swaying me. I’m swinging you? Swaying. No, this is, this is, this is for the trash bin, guys. Yeah. That’s, that’s my, the Dizzy Doodler doesn’t hold up. I like it. I’m saying it’s still cool. Sophie, what say you? I kind of like it. Alright. It looks like squiggles. Let them see it. Okay. Alright. You. Is the one in the package, is it, like, remade or is it? This is real, Stevie. What is it, what’s the year on it? They don’t give expiration dates to pens. Well, I didn’t know if there was a copyright date or something. Let’s see. I don’t remember this from. 1995! Alright. Yeah, that’s why I don’t remember it. Yeah. You know what I was doing in 1995? What? Egging, egging a house on Halloween night. Yeah, you were. This guy was driving. So, yeah, we were no longer doodling. Let’s see the next one. Alright, a pencil sharpener. This is, what, like, specifically one from the 80s? I mean, hot dog makes it from the 80s? So this was off of eBay. It is. What’s, what’s fancy about it? It smells like a hot dog? What is it? It’s just hot dog shaped? That’s it. Okay. Do they still? They still sharpen a pencil? Sharpenable pencils? Yeah. – We still have to go up, sharpen. – In your existence? Yeah. We act like, we don’t have. You’re still going up to the front and sharpen? Yeah. My school’s old. We use mechanical pencils at my home. How ubiquitous are mechanical pencils? Look at that. It’s right there. It’s a mushy. I don’t know, you don’t have to walk to the front of the, you want to do the honors? Can I have, can I have the chips? Do it right over here, that way they can see it. Nope, you can’t. Did y’all have? It’s just on the desk. Hot dogs, poop and shards. In your, like, high school class, was there, like, fastened to the wall a pencil sharpener? Yeah. A metal pencil sharpener? Yeah. And then it always breaks your pencil, so then you have to stand there for quite a while. Oh, yeah. Embarrassing. There you go. Okay. Still works. Yeah, and I wonder if it would actually be better to do it with this thing. I actually don’t think so. You’re doing it right. I mean, don’t they still make pencil sharpeners if they’re making pencils? Sophie’s telling us that it’s, that’s still existing. Yeah, Sophie, we would not know if pencil sharpeners still existed if you weren’t here. Fast food fun! I don’t even know what I’m supposed to? Of course, pencil sharpeners are cool. So you said, Rhett, that you use mechanical pencils? Yeah. Cause I was like, I mean not, I don’t mean this to offend you, but I was like, we had those back then? No, no, I’m saying. Our generation invented those. My kids used mechanical pencils. No, no, no, we used mechanical pencils. No, we did, but I wasn’t too fond of those. Oh, I actually liked the mechanical pencils. I Googled it. Bic came out with, its first mechanical pencil in 1988. Oh, yeah, I remember that day. It was awesome. Boy, it was all the thing we talked about all day. Buying the lead, like, hey, can I have a, can I have a piece of lead, man? Hey, man. What number lead is that? Well, can I give you something for that .5 lead? I was a .5er, not a 0.7er. Yeah. You never wrote hard enough. Yeah. I had. It was too thin. I had a light touch. It was too thin. All your, all your work from the 80s has faded. If they dig mine up, you’ll be able to see it. Who cares about this? I’m saying, saying dusty old fool supplies. Yeah. We still got these. We don’t need the new ones. No. What else we got? One of those chips would be nice though. A calculator watch. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don’t even need to see that thing to know that that’s cool. That is cool. This is cool, but it’s so small. Is it a Casio? It’s a, it’s Casio, yeah. Let me. Do you ever call Cassie, Casio? Alright. No. Give me something, give me some math. But sometimes a sentence might be, like, Cassie, oh. Yeah. Who’s out with Stevie? Cassie, oh. Alarm on and off. Lap reset. Okay, so give me, give me some basic math to do. Seven times four. Sophie? Seven times three. Hold on, seven times. Minus. Hold on, I just did seven times. It says 7.01134. Order of operations. I don’t know how to clear it. Okay. I just did. I can’t push it with my finger. Seven times. I can’t push the times, too small. Seven times. You said three? Yeah. Okay. Minus 17. Minus 17. This is so hard to do. That’s still cool. Equals. Which one of these is the equals? Equals? I don’t, I really don’t know which one is the equals. Maybe. Four! Four! Still works. I got it. I think that this is useless. Like. Well, like, what if, what if, like, well, what if for tests. What if I had baby hands? Yeah, that’s cool. Hey! Don’t you dare. It is cool. I think it’s cool. Well, hold up your paddles, but. I think it’s cool. Yeah, this is cool. It is cool. All right, well. Maybe you can go home with this. You know, you get to take one of these home. You can take this dip. As a consolation prize. And what is this? Is it a pencil case? Oh, it’s a shoe. Bless him. Bless you. It probably also could just be a shoe. It could be a shoe. I’m allergic to pencil shavings. I like pencil cases, but that looks too short to hold a pencil. Let’s find out. Holy moly! Look at this! A Ninja Turtle. Bag? Is this actually old Ninja Turtles? All four of them in there? This is an interesting type of backpack. It’s a side entrance backpack. Only from the side. Well, you forget to zip that up and you, you, you got books on the floor. You know what I’m saying? Yeah. It’s kind of like a. It’s like a locker. A locker on your back. That’s so cool! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like this. That’s cool. It’s got a, it’s got a high shelf. It’s called the Wiz. This Wiz belongs to, it’s unclaimed, Sophie. And you got. Of course it says state and zip. I don’t think that applies to you. No. So it can put the, province. Province, yeah. So it’s got a place for one mechanical pencil and then, one or two. And your ID. And your little ID. – Yeah, and your Casio watch. – Yeah, my calculator in there. You can put a chip in that window probably too. And a chip, yeah. Just like a locker. What kind of chip? One of those. Put a chip in the window? Yeah, yeah. A little chip window. A little snack. Well, we’re loving this. And Sophie, we’re gonna, we’re gonna send you back to Canada. With all of this? With all of this, yeah. Let me clean this off for you. And that. It’s sealed pretty well. It’s just a chip, it’s a chip and dip bag now. Yeah, right. Put that in there. I don’t know, you can probably fir the pencil case in there too. Oh no, no, you can’t have that. Just kidding. If you want that, you can have it. Here are a couple extra napkins. Oh, yeah, put that in. Okay. I kind of wanted to clean that a little bit more. There you go. Okay, you know what you need? Dr. Pepper in there. No, no, no, no. All right. Okay. I’m gonna zip this up. Now, you’re going to take that and you’re just going to put it on. You can just do one arm. Yeah, this is the cool way. Here, you know what? – We’ll sign it for you. – Sign it? Oh, yeah. That’s dope. And I don’t usually say dope. Right here, on top of the turtles. There we go. Okay. Oh, yeah. Like that. It’s the first thing I, first time I’ve ever signed my new name. Tanner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta work on that, Tanner. Oh yeah. So that would be LTD. Yeah, there you go. Down there. Great. 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