Welcome to Good Mythical More. You ever heard of TikTok? Boy, they do some fun things over there. I usually just watch them, like. Yeah. But today, we’re gonna be faced with the challenge of actually doing some balloon challenges from TikTok. Let’s get warmed up a little bit with some Boogie Down Now. Okay. It goes like this. It goes like this. It goes like this. Okay. I’m all warmed up. You know, if I wasn’t so tall. And what am I gonna do with this mic pack back here? Boy, that right there, that’s. If I wasn’t so tall, this camera setup would be almost perfect. What about me, though? Well, you’re pretty tall, too. That’s what people don’t realize, Link. Yep, yep, yep. Let’s see the first activity. I’m gonna seat myself for that. So. Okay, so, oh, okay, so. I see that there’s a sibling couple. Yeah, clearly, clearly siblings. Is that, yeah, is that what we’re doing? They’re also dating, though. So, it looks like the goal is to maintain a balloon in the air while putting on a zipped hoodie. So he was about to win, cause he was about to put the hood up. She hadn’t even got her zipped yet. So you gotta put it on, you gotta zip it, and you gotta maintain your own balloon. Wow, this is really gonna get complicated, Link. Okay. Can we do it in reverse and strip? Because, we gotta figure out what we’re gonna title this. Right, right, right, right. Sure. Yeah. Strip tok. Balloon challenge. I have trouble getting a hoodie on without a balloon. You wanna practice just putting a hoodie on first? Yeah. Yeah, let’s see how that is. We’ll just put, do that, do that. Then you zip it up. See, that’s already hard. See, I’ve already beat you. It’s hard for me. And then you put the hood on. Oh, I had trouble with the hood. And then there’s that thing that happens. I mean, it’s like this, and then there’s. All right, so I won just the who knows how to put on a hoodie challenge. Yeah, see. Now let’s add a balloon to this. Okay, all right. See, and then like, how do you get it off? The coconut twist! How do you get it off without pulling your neck back? Like, if you don’t. Yeah, you pull your neck back. It’s hard, it’s hard. That was the original reason for a hoodie. To pull your neck back. Stretch the front of your neck. Okay. So we’ll agree that, what? How has the hoodie held at the beginning? The hoodie is just folded on, on the back of the chair? Well, let’s, let’s just have it. The hoodie is held. The hoodie is held by a hood. The hoodie is held by the hood. Yeah. One finger. Okay, we’ll do, we’ll do a little countdown here. On your marks, get set. Go. Oh, I already got my hood on! How did that happen? How did you get the other arm in? I’ll just hold it. I’m telling you, I can’t get a hoodie on even while holding the ballon. Okay, now I’ll start doing it again. Did it. I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it. Look at that. I cheated hardcore and lost. Why am I, why am I out of breath a little bit? Done. Did you see that? When I went like that and put my sleeve through, the hood just went on. I didn’t see it, man. You weren’t looking at me? You weren’t watching me, Jared? I don’t know how you got the second. You were busy doing your bets! – Did you get your? – Doing your gambling! Did you get your arms in both in one go? Cause I turned around and you were already in the hoodie. You wanna see it again? Slow motion? Yeah, let’s see it. Well, I wanna see it. Watch the episode and change the speed. Okay, alright. I don’t do TikTok challenges more than once when I succeed. I’m not falling for that trap. Let’s see the next. Well, hold on, I’m not seated. Just give me a minute. We’re only 4 minutes 55 seconds into this. Yeah, but we have four of these, right? Yeah. Yeah. Five minutes per chunk. Each contestant has a balloon and a row of cups. Okay. They inflate the balloon inside the cup. They inflate the balloon inside the cup. I like when there’s instructions that I can hear. The first team to finish all of their cups. Oh. No, he cheated. And share the video. No. Well, he cheated. Adidas boy cheated. Why, because one fell over? Yeah, you can’t touch that with your hand. Yeah, you can. She did the same thing. I was watching her. I don’t think we should be allowed to do that. And if it turns over, we have to blow the balloon in sideways and set the thing back up. Okay. Alright. Do you want to, eat some of these grilled cheeses while, to get us ready? Oh yeah, your second favorite, was the first one you had, which was from Five Guys. Which I think tracks. And the one that you really hated that had stuff on it was obviously from In-N-Out. I didn’t know they did that. Yeah. I didn’t know they did that, but. And at Shake Shack, what they do is they take the Shake Shack bun and they turn it outside out. Inside out. Yeah. Yeah, it’s smart. And so, and they grill it. So this is the inside of a regular Shake Shack bun. That’s interesting to me. And it tastes pretty good. The one that you eviscerated was from Sonic. How many cups do you have? Six. Six. How many cups do I have? Six. Okay. Okay. Stretchy much. Let’s go. You ready? No. On your marks. Get set. Go! This was your idea! Well I got, they don’t need to be on the, on the ground, can’t see what’s happening. Oh I’m struggling down here. I’m really struggling down here. I’m so tired. What’s wrong with my? There’s something happening when I blow. I think there’s a leak. I’ve got a, I’ve got a leak. There we go. Oh, there’s two more. I didn’t see them until I. I beat you. Two for, two for two. Light headed. Wait, you didn’t. Well, I did, but then I tried to take yours and put them in mine. Oh, okay. My microphone came off. You know, once my. We wear microphones. Once my balloon got wet, on the end it got a lot harder. Because at first my balloon was very dry on the outside, and that’s just a hot tip for you TikTokers. Keep your balloon dry. Hot tip TikTok. Oh, I forgot to tell you. You impressed? Oh, no. Yeah. Wait until KG’s impressed. One more time. Let’s wait until she’s impressed. I am so impressed. Okay. With? With what I just witnessed. Okay. Look, this is going to be cool for you that care about these kinds of things. Hey, James, James, I need some sticky on the back of my microphone. Let them see. No one knows that this is how it works. He was just beside you, he was not in the headphones. Don’t ruin the illusion. You gonna stick that thing back under there? I have a, Tiktok specific, new thing in my life that just occurred. Tiktok shop. Well, no, it’s, it’s more invasive than that, which is crazy to say. Tiktok, Tiktok analysis. I attended a neighborhood function last night, in the park. Oh no, you didn’t. And, discovered. That I have. You’re talking very slowly, did you know that? Well, cause, I wasn’t sure if you were listening. I have TikTok lesbians in my neighborhood. What’s a TikTok lesbian? They are lesbians that are TikTokers. And I felt, like, I felt like a bubble had been bursted, you know, like it’s like my neighborhood is my neighborhood. You’re the lesbian in your neighborhood. Yeah. Well, no, there’s. I mean, cause there’s the lesbians on the corner that we know and we call them the lesbians on the corner, but I just, like, I feel like. Corner lesbians are my favorite kind of lesbians Oh, you like them better than the middle piece, middle piece lesbians? Middle piece. The edge lesbians. And so, I feel like, no, but for real, cause I feel like my neighborhood is like, that’s real life. You know? Like, that’s like, not internet life. That’s like, you know, good friends with the 65 year old down the street, families life. And then, and then there’s TikTokers there. And I just don’t know, and I don’t. This town isn’t big enough for the both of us lesbian internet people. Did you make contact? I’m not in that community, so I don’t think – they knew who I was. – The lesbian or the TikTok? We made contact via Ringo and Tite. And I don’t know their names, and I haven’t Googled to see if I can find out who they are. I just recognize them. Tegan and Sara. That’s not, they’re not TikTokers. That was a joke, man. – I don’t know. – That was a joke. I mean, do you not feel like if you went to a neighborhood function and there were like, you know. Tall YouTubers? Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn’t like that. Right? I wouldn’t like that one bit. Right? So I don’t know what to do. I think I have to move. Yeah. Make them move. Move to a corner, though. You gotta make them move. Do they have a lesbian account? Like. I need to, I honestly don’t, they just look familiar to me, so I really need to poke around. They don’t have like a co-account. A what account? Like, I guess what I’m saying is, if you were like, I met some TikTok lesbians, what I would think is that you had met like, an entertainment duo that had an account together. – I think they do. – That was also lesbians. I believe it’s a, it’s definitely a couple and I believe I’ve seen them together on TikTok. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So, so what do you want me to do? You want me to tell them to move next time I see them? I think maybe we can work on some suggestions. To get them to vacate the neighborhood. I think basically, you can, now you can do this deceitfully. Like you can make up lies about things that are gonna happen to the neighborhood. Like, you know, this neighborhood’s gonna get raised next year. Raised? That’s when they just completely level it. Gotta get out of here before that. Or you could be like, hey, there’s great deals on new homes in this neighborhood and give them a brochure. Oh yeah, send them to my street. I don’t have enough lesbian on my street. I think. More energy. You’re using lesbian as a plural. I meant to say energy. I need more lesbian energy on my street. I think I need to threaten them with more. Have dogs. Lesbian specific things. I need more jorts on my street. Are they jorted lesbians? What are lesbians afraid of? Cause I need both of those. That’s what I’m trying to think of. You don’t really like seeing men’s feet. I don’t. Okay, so maybe we’ll organize some sort of man’s foot contest. We can make your neighborhood the capital of man foot, Every time I see them, I’m like, have you guys heard next, next week, next month. Every weekend in the park. It’s just a man foot contest. It’s like we gotta move. Man foot off. We gotta move. Man foot off. Okay, let’s see the next challenge. This better be good. Catch the balloon office games. What kind of office is this? So this is just trying to catch a stray balloon. Okay, we need to all have on the same polo shirt. Hey, would y’all, would y’all want to all start wearing the same shirts? Yeah. Move your chair out. Okay. KG, I think, maybe, maybe get down here. Now? Yeah, and like fire, fire it up here so we can get. We have an equal chance of like good coverage. And you can’t cross and do the other guy’s space or you can? You can do whatever. Ready? Oh my God! I thought I had it twice. Okay, this is harder than I thought! Kinda dumb. You gotta think about where it’s gonna be, not where it is. You know? Like a drunk bear. It’s definitely a two handed thing, I think. It’s a little bit, not to bring up catch the fish with granddad, but it sort of feels like that. – Ready? – Yeah. Okay. Okay. Sort of return to sender on that one. I’ll do a baby one. Ready? Did you get it? Do a big one. You have to give me a second, so start talking about something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright. So, how many? Well, now I’m just concerned that the TikTok lesbians are gonna find this video. Well, how many men does it take to really have a man foot contest? And make it seem believable? Six, I would say. Six? Twelve feet. No, it’s gotta be more threatening. Six men are gonna be down in the park this weekend. What? It’s really favoring that side. Like if they see, I don’t mean to be rude. I’m, I guess I’m sorry for feeling the way that I feel. Maybe just, maybe, maybe you just become best friends. Okay. If you see this. Yeah, you have. We’ll become best friends. I just feel like I’m gonna get hurt. Are you okay? – KG? Did she scream? – She just got hit by a balloon. It literally went right back in my mouth. Yeah, yeah, it did. That’s a special skill. Okay, talk about something else. How does Cassie feel about this? Oh, horrible. I had to, I didn’t tell her until later. Oh yeah. It seems like she would have an even bigger problem. Exactly, exactly. Do you think they want to push you out? I don’t think they know who I am. That’s the beauty of, just talking on a microphone, you know? Plus, I’m probably a decade older than they are, and. Yeah, you probably don’t want to be friends with them then. You want to be friends with people in their 20s? If they see this, yes. Maybe you can stand. I jumped in the air for no reason. Hey, we’re gonna catch one of these. We’re gonna catch one. Look, we need to have somebody else blowing. We need to have two people blowing. We’re waiting too long for. It just, it just kept blowing away. Look at that one, look at this one. Okay. Well, he sent it right at you. I mean, it’s impossible. You hit that one square. My hands made a popping sound. How’d you send it so far? Okay. What? Oh gosh. You going back there? Okay. Oh, I did it! I got it! I caught it! It hit me and then before it hit the ground I caught it. You may have not seen it. Maybe we could do this on the weekends in your neighborhood. But this, but this might attract lesbians. Yeah, I think they’re gonna line up for this. It’s a little bit more difficult to explain. Those are crazy. All right, last one. Those are crazy. It was on the face! It was three points of contact. Alright, forget it, forget it, forget it. Hey, y’all be, y’all be safe out there. Keep your lesbians away from Stevie’s neighborhood. Cuddle up with a Mythical Beast Blanket as a Third Degree Quarterly or Annual Mythical Society member. Join by September 30th at mythicalsociety.com