Welcome to Good Mythical More. You see that there’s zero sugar versions of the candy that you’re about to grab off the shelf. Should you just grab the zero sugar instead? I don’t know. Let us tell you. We’re gonna do a taste test. Let’s check our voicemail. Good Mythical Morning? More like Good Mythical Fart. Yeah, you’re right. You’re right. It is more like Good Mythical Fart. Yeah. Right. How? Did, like, the, did the sixth grade us go back in time but? Call, and call us. Remain a man with a different voice and call ourselves? Yeah, we gained the ability to time travel and that’s what we did. Man, Good Mythical Morning, more like Good Mythical fart, that is the kind of thing that we would think about for a whole afternoon. And then call somebody, and give it to them. Man, what do we got here, these don’t look like Jolly Ranchers. These are zero sugar Jolly Ranchers, I have, I’m on the zero sugar side, you’re on the full sugar side. They make them different. They make them completely different and they make your bowels do something completely different. Well, if they have sugar alcohol in them, do they? That’s what we have to. That’s what we have to figure out. They backed off on a lot of sugar alcohol. Isomalt polyglycitol syrup. Okay. I’m tasting the sugary one. You shouldn’t have done that. You shouldn’t have done that. Cause I want to know how bad it is. You do it the opposite. Right. Now this green one is apple, right? That’s my favorite. I would say that’s spot on. Wow. I’m not missing anything. Wow. Give me a, and you know what? Even the, the outside is a lot, it’s a, it’s a better design. Like it’s, it’s a pretty, it’s a pretty little rounded thing that. It’s more mouth shaped. It’s, it’s easier to like hold it in your mouth and wiggle it around. It’s more mouth shaped. Now, if I eat the sugar one, which I’m currently doing, I really can’t tell a difference, now with the order you did it. Could you tell a difference? Not much, man. That’s pretty impressive, Rancher. Have you ever met a jolly rancher? No. Have you ever met a rancher? I don’t think I’ve met a rancher. Never met a rancher. I bet you we’ve met a rancher, they just didn’t tell us. I probably have passed many a rancher and they weren’t in ranch mode. They were just like at the bank, you know? Or the grocery store. Because I think a rancher probably just looks like a normal, they probably don’t wear like full ranch gear when they go to, like, Applebee’s. Yeah. Yeah, that’s right. Unless they’re really embracing the role. You can imagine that there was like a guy who he went, he went to like Yale law school or something. And then he became disillusioned. He was like, I’m going to be a rancher. Oh, yeah. And he like moved to Wyoming. And, and then, like, he started dressing that way and had a cowboy hat and stuff. And then like he gets together with his friends like four years out and they hadn’t seen him in a while. And then he shows up and he’s like, It’s like when somebody, you know, like, it would, it would be like when, when you are like, I go to high school with you and you’re Link. And then I’m like, you go away to college and you come back and you’re Charles like, oh. It’s a bit much. So that’s what it’s. So there’s a rancher out there. Okay. Yes. Somewhere. But he sounds like a poser. I think, but would we even know? We don’t know. We don’t know he went to Yale law school. I think the ranchers would know, but we wouldn’t. But he did. All right. Jolly Rancher Zero Sugar, for the win. Yeah, that’s a good one. Not a low calorie food. Aspartame free. You wanna stick with fruits before we go to chocolate, or you wanna go fruit, chocolate, fruit, chocolate? Let’s. We can do anything you want. I’m not ready for chocolate. Okay. After those cookies, I’m not ready for chocolate. Are these Twizzlers, or are these Red Vines? Twizzlers. Twizzlers. That same, look, and look at how big they put the zero sugar. Cause they don’t, they don’t, they want you to make an informed purchase. Do they have zero sugar alcohol in those? Oh, 15 grams of sugar alcohol. Where are you reading that? Cause I was reading from this. Oh, sugar alcohols. Yeah, it’s a listed ingredient. Well, let me see if that’s in Jolly Rancher because I wasn’t looking in the same place. Sugar alcohols, yes. 15 grams. Oh, no! Yeah. Oh, no, Link. It’s gonna give you diarrhea. We’re gonna be crapping all over the place. If you eat a bunch of these. But where? You’re gonna have explosive diarrhea. You need to watch out. Stay home if you want to be that jolly of a rancher. Just eat a little bit. I think they’re gonna be able to replicate this, because the Twizzler already has a little bit of a, not sweet. Inedible. They get brighter when they get no sugar. I don’t know if you can see that. The color processing on this 4K image, though. Am I right? You can see the reds. One little nibble in. I really can’t, I can’t tell the difference. The consistency of the original is better, but the taste is pretty comparable. So next time I buy these is the next time you force me to eat them on this show. I mean, that’s the only time I eat this stuff. So, you’re just being totally impartial. Gets a zero sugar, but then just know that if you don’t want a Hershey squirt all over your couch, you don’t need to eat more than one of these, probably. Did we make that, we did that series of that one time. Slamazon. Slamazon. On the, I think it was on the Rhett and Link channel, yeah. And we read the reviews to different things, and was the sugary gummy bears one of them? Yeah. It became like a meme situation where everybody was leaving the most ridiculous reviews. Yeah. Yeah. It was a little too much. We thought it, I don’t know why we thought it was a good idea. I don’t know if it was. Well, you gotta try things. To make that video, but, yeah. The only way you find out something’s a good idea is by trying it and realizing it’s not. So, we are, we are choosing zero sugar for these. Yeah, I don’t think you’re sacrificing too much. So now we’re, you know what? Let’s go with the chocolate. God. We have so, we got to wait for the jelly beans. I need to break up. Which one? Mints? Let’s do the Reese’s. Reese’s. Let’s do the Reese’s, because these, when we tried every one did we, did we hate these? It’s so white in there. What is that? Let me see. What’s that whiteness? Yeah, it’s whiter. Lack of sugar. The whiteness of lack of sugar. It’s not horrible. Sugar alcohol? Sugar alcohol 12, so a little less. So this is if you’re diabetic or something? Or something. Yeah. Or if you just don’t want that much sugar. See, I don’t want to eat the original. Because I’m just over in this land where, I was like, that one’s not good. Something’s off with it. And I already know that. So, it’s not as good. It’s not worth it. I don’t think this is worth a replacement. Yeah. Now that I’ve, it’s fully gone down. Exfoliated. I’ve exfoliated this. Yeah, this is not getting us there. This is not getting us over the finish line. From a calorie standpoint. 110 calories per. For three pieces, 130. So it really is just an avoidance of sugar. Yeah. Don’t be that, you don’t need to be that afraid of sugar. Does it have a warning on it? On the zero sugar one about? Warning. Don’t leave home or the toilet. No, not that I’ve seen. I mean. I mean, sugar alcohols are still doing that to people, right? It has to say not a low calorie food. That’s the one thing that they have to say on the zero sugar side. See nutrition information for total fat, saturated fat content. I feel like we’re really slowing down all that cookie we ate. Yeah, I know. I’m, I’m kind of, I’m kind of hurting. What if we just slowly drifted into a nap? What if I just act like I’m eating these but I don’t actually eat them? Would there be criticism? No, no, no. Nobody would say anything. It’s not like it’s your job or anything. Let’s just take a little, let’s just take a little, let’s just rest our eyes. Just for a moment. This says. Stevie can say something. Just rest your eyes. The FDA requires this language on any product that contains added sorbitol or mannitol, excessive consumption can cause a laxative effect. Well, I don’t know if that’s what they have in them. This is not the ones. Does it have sorbitolor laxatol? The orange color is what’s going to be coming out of your, no. The orange color is a registered trademark. I don’t see. It says sugar alcohol, but it doesn’t say. Sucralose. TBHQ. Sorbitol or mannitol are the ones that. Yeah, see, I think that they have straightened this thing out a little bit. Maltitol? Manitol. M-A-N. They have maltitol. Maltitol. Someone asks, how long does diarrhea from sorbitol last? And it says, diarrhea caused by sorbitol can last as long as you consume the ingredient. So just stop eating. So, there’s actually no sorbitol in this, so. But we don’t know what maltitol is. It is the number one ingredient though. It’s the number one ingredient in that one too. They’ve switched to it. What is it? Mal? Maltitol. Malt. – Maltitol. – I toll. Okay, she’s doing research. We’re eating another one of these. Jelly beans? No, it says that it has a laxative effect as well, but maybe it’s like, it passes the FDA’s little filter. Passes more than that. Jelly beans. Sugar alcohol, 26 grams. Would you volunteer for a study to test if something gives the squirts? It’s, it takes a lot to give me those, so. Well, then you’re a great candidate. Yeah, yeah. We find the upper limit with you. I do not see, I do not see a warning on this one. Oh yes, I do see, it’s the one that’s in the big red box and it says warning in red letters. Yeah. Consumption may cause stomach discomfort. And or a laxative effect. Oh, yeah. Individual tolerance will vary. We suggest starting with a one fourth serving or less. Let me, let me dig in. So, so what flavor is this? There’s not as many flavors. They have an orange? Tangerine. Give me a tangerine. I want a red one. Cause I had an orange on this side. Cherry. The consistency’s all wrong. Yep. Oh no. Oh no. Feel that in your mouth. Jelly bean. That’s what a jelly bean’s supposed to feel like. They didn’t even get the consistency right. That’s horrible. I’d eat another one, but I don’t want to. It’s not chewy, it’s crumbly. It’s crumbly. This is bad, I’m gonna give this a zero. We’re not even doing that. Do not even do, and we’re not even doing that. So, I’m going out of my way to give this a score of zero when we’re not even scoring. How come they couldn’t get the chewiness right? The jelly bean is chewy. It has a little bounce to it. Maybe somebody there said, malitol, sorbitol, or F it all. You know what I’m saying? All right. I heard that. I heard that, man. I got fired too, but they still went out with the product. I let him have it on my way out, I did. Oh gosh. I thought I was just gonna give him the bird and I gave him both of them. What do you? I’d love to walk out of somewhere, just before I die, just walk out of somewhere just flipping two birds. I’ve never done it. – Well, maybe try. – Someplace that. 7-Eleven. With some stakes. No, I gotta, I gotta, I have to be a part of it. Like I need to join Like the Kiwanis Club. I need to, like, join, like, the local American Legion or something. Suck it, suckers! It’s the Kiwanis Club! Hey, we’re gonna have to censor that. You can’t do that on YouTube. Oh, really? I’m sorry. What could I join, what could I join that would be low effort, that would make it satisfying to walk out of there with two birds? Rotary Club. What do they do? I think they just. What’s something that’s easy to get in? Costco membership. How about the neighborhood watch? Is that a group? Do they meet? It’s really just a sign. Okay, well. I’ve called this meeting of the neighborhood watch. – Maybe I just did a. -To let y’all know I’m leaving this neighborhood watch! Maybe the library. You don’t really join the library, but I don’t go tvery. You have a card. Yeah. I haven’t been to the library in years. – Yeah, but you could get. – But I’m gonna go. I’m gonna sit down at one of the computers. Right. I’m gonna search some things up on the web. I’m gonna get dissatisfied. I’m gonna walk out. I’m gonna find them. I’m gonna get one of the librarians attention. Hey! Yeah, you! I’m gonna hold them up, and I’m gonna walk out slowly. No, you can’t say anything. I’m out of here. Unleash them and walk out. I’m never coming here again. You and everybody else. I don’t like your books. Alright. You want to end on these, Link? On the mints? What are these? There’s some really cool libraries in L.A. There’s some art focused libraries in L.A. Art focused? No one’s there and it’s nice, yeah. What? Like, there’s. Do I have mine? Libraries that are more, like, design and art leaning, that you would go to for art books. Art books. Yeah. I love a York Peppermint Pattie. I love smelling them. This one is really, break it in half. Let me break it in half. It’s really sticky in the middle of that one. Such a good consistency. Oh, and this one, I don’t think this one’s giving. Oh, no, the cross section is horrible. Offensive, even. How come they couldn’t get it right? Tastes pretty minty, though. Which one? Which one is the one I’m looking for? Wow. The third one. Why is it so minty? It’s very minty. It’s unnecessarily minty. Maltitol Careful. Small candy can be a choking hazard. And it can also give you the squirts. This is the Hershey company, so. I feel like you’re missing something on consistency and taste here that cannot be replaced with the no sugar option. It’s not horrible. It is very minty. But the number of sugar alcohol’s 13, you’re still, you’re still boasting quite, quite a squirt potential. You know what I think about thiose, Link? Watch Roll for Mythicality now at mythicalsociety.com