Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna rank some things without knowing what comes next. But first, boogie down now. It’s like the beginning of a kid’s Saturday morning show about spies. Or sea captains. Sea captains. It could be two sea captains. Have you guys seen this on TikTok? Yep. I’ve seen this trend. No? It’s basically like what we’re doing except for, there’s like a filter that generates each, is that what they’re called? Filters? Yeah, that generates each like option. But I’m your filter today, boys. It’s pretty fun. It’s a pretty fun thing, I’ve never done it. Why’s this chicken so good? I don’t know, I’ve, you, I ate so much chicken already, dang. I was wondering if throughout the course of the episode, Rhett was gonna wind up eating an entire chicken. I could. With all the chicken that you ate. I just wanted to go back to round one. It is so good, but you know what? I’m gonna be a good boy for a second. I mean, wait. Lily actually made us to go things. That rarely happens. What does the top say? Link’s chicks. That’s nice and, doesn’t have an insult or anything. Yeah. She didn’t insult me. Okay, we’re going to start off in a fairly typical category. We’re going to start off with reality shows. Okay. Okay? So, so Link, do you know how? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We’ll find out in a second. Okay. The first show is The Bachelor. Reality shows. Well, it’s, I think it won awards. What? It’s not, it’s what you think, man. We met, well, I’ve never watched it. I’ve seen bits and pieces, but. We actually met a guy. Wait, I don’t think. So the point of the. I’m gonna make my own ranking, but I have to go on things I know and I’m telling you what I know. Well, but there’s no, like, answer at the end. It’s just basically like. Well, I’m just thinking out loud, Stevie. Well, it won awards. I should probably put it high for me. The story he’s about to tell, which is related but also irrelevant to the game, is we met a man. We met a man the other night. And, we both. You did due diligence. Got to know him, exchanged numbers. – And. – Likeable guy. Likeable guy. And, you know, he kind of told me a little bit about his background. And he had an unusual name. Unusual name. And I was just like, you know, I know what he’s doing now, but this seems like the kind of guy that with this name, I could, if I Google this name, I’m sure I could find some things. And, not like, not like shady things, just like interesting things just based on the like 30 minute interaction I had. And then when I Googled his name, I saw that he was a contestant on the Bachelorette season two. Hold on. Don’t say what season. Season blank that out. He was a, he was on The Bachelorette. Right. Yep. So. Now we know a guy who was on The Bachelorette. Pretty cool, huh? You, we’re talking about The Bachelor, not The Bachelorette now. Which is, you know, the first show. Right? The Bachelor was the first show. I’m not interested in this show. The Bachelor. There’s more women on The Bachelor. So I do like it better than The Bachelorette. But now that we have a personal connection to someone who was on the show The Bachelorette, it means more to us. The show means more than it ever did. That was really the point of the story. I’m putting it at number four for me. It’s a good show, and I’m gonna go based on, like, how much interest I have had, not currently, because I don’t watch The Bachelor anymore, but, like, lifetime curiosity and interest, which it was pretty strong back in the day for me. I think it’s won some awards. It’s either two or three for me. But I’m gonna put it three because I don’t wanna overcommit. Bachelor. Love Island. Love Island. The premise of this is to find love while on an island. I just, you know. And love is a relative term. To find attraction and fling on an island? That’s F Boy Island. Is it a different island or are they just different parts of the same island? Do you need to see someone’s butt cheeks to fall in love with them? – It can’t hurt. – That’s the subtitle? It can’t hurt. I think it helps. I think it helps. I. It’s trashy. Believe it or not, I haven’t watched much Love Island. I’ve never watched a, I’ve never committed to a season. Everyone was talking about. Oh yeah, Jessie was saying, that’s the one that Jessie was like, upset that you, like, fell off of and you wouldn’t watch. And then there was another reality show we were talking about that she really wanted to watch, but she felt like she couldn’t do it by herself. Yeah, I was. Can’t do this alone. The, the, the pandemic sent me into. Trashy. Like a, a real trashy TV time. But I, boy, I just, I don’t know, I’m not in it anymore. In Love Island, I just never got there. – But it’s. – But it’s better than The Bachelor? I need you to tell me. It’s award winning. Oh, okay. I’m gonna put it higher because I don’t know why. I haven’t seen it. It’s just like, do you like seeing people in dresses or bathing suits? Personally, I prefer bathing suits. Yeah, me too. You know what I’m saying? If I’m gonna be honest here. Yeah, I’d rather go to a beach than a. A ball. A ball. I’d rather go to, I’d rather play beach ball than play, I’d rather, I’d rather play beach ball than be beached at a ball. So, you’re saying, Link, you would rather go to the beach and so you’re putting the Island. Oh, yeah, I put it, yep. I wasn’t listening to my internal thoughts. I don’t like it. Even though I do like people in bathing suits. It’s actually just Love Island. Oh, what? Okay. But because I haven’t watched it, I don’t feel like I can really, really say that it’s great. But we’ll keep the. Why don’t you have your shot of buttermilk? Is it, is it, why would this be bad? Cause it’s real sour. But it’s real good in a way as well. Is it? Yep. Oh, gosh. That is thick. Look at the coating. It almost looks like it’s still in the glass. Yep, do it again. Ain’t nothin in there. It’s like, ooh, man. It’s cinched up my jaw. Yeah, get you! I think it has the effect of mewing. I wish I had drank more buttermilk as a child. So it’s, it’s almost yogurt. Is that what happened? It’s okay because I like drinking yogurt. All right. I don’t know this one. The Traitors. Oh God. We don’t know it either. So what is it? It’s this, Carney, please. Is it a bartering show? He’s going to, he’s going to. It’s a fabulous reality show. Take, there’s a UK version, an Australian version, an American version. American version has really taken off. A bunch of people live in a mansion together. Sometimes it’s celebrities, sometimes it’s everyday folks. And people are secretly designated as the traitor. Oh, traitor. Traitor, yes. And everybody else has to suss out who the traitor is. And it’s, it’s, it’s excellent. So it’s like, The Mole? The Mole? It’s, it’s, it’s got flavors of The Mole to it, but it’s better. Who, who is a celebrity that has been on the American version? Some people from The Challenge, like C.T. was on it, a couple housewives were on it, other celebrities. Other reality people. Bachelor people, Bachelor, who was, Pilot Pete? Yeah. That ilk. Well, Carney speaks highly of it, but I’m not gonna give it a number two in one slot. So I’m gonna, I’m gonna put it at number five. It doesn’t. I feel like we’re, neither one of you, Link, you don’t know really any of these shows. And Rhett has given up on reality TVs. So, I feel like we can speed through this. Let’s zing through it. Yeah. Let’s zing through the last three. I got, okay, I’ll speed through the last three. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Okay, all right. I know, I saw this over Christy’s shoulder. My wife really wants this one. This is the one she wanted. She wants me in on this one. I heard some hot goss that Brittany told me too, which is that, I’m not like overly familiar with the complete premise, but one of the couples on the show, is trying champagne for the first time. And they say, dink it, and sink it. You’re kidding. Of course, they’re Mormons, Rhett. Of course they’re watching. Oh, that is wonderful. They don’t, you know, they don’t have terrestrial TV in Utah. They gotta watch internet TV. I like this one. I like this one. Now, we love our Mormon fans. – In fact. – They got a thick skin. We love them so much that I don’t even call them Mormons. I call them the Latter-day Saints. T.S.L. The Secret Lives of Mormon W’s. Wives. Yep, yep, yep. Big Brother. Big Brother. Don’t care for it. It’s gonna be in last. Oh, you know, we’re actually pretty close here, Link. We only have one thing that is. I’m holding on for my fave, of course, which is Survivor. I’ll put Survivor at number one. Oh, well, you guys held on in a great way, because the last one I have is MILF Island. Oh, oh, oh, is this different than MILF Manor? I would assume so. There’s more MILFS. I gave up on Manor, but. They spilled out of the manor. Island means MILFS in bathing suits. Oh, no, no, no. Brittany is taking the blame for this one. She, she has, she has scrambled things. Oh, there’s a fake 30 Rock show, I guess. We’ve had to put MILF Manor at number one. So it’s MILF Manor. Let’s get to the next one. Okay. You, you, you can trick us. I wanna go to, this is a, this is a little niche. Dorm room posters. – Okay. – Dorm room posters. I like this. Inspirational quote. Could be ironic. I’m gonna put it at number five. I would have put it higher if it could be ironic. In fact, I’m gonna put it at four. Alright, he’s putting it at four. Nature landscape. That seems lame to me. If it’s the right nature. I, I can’t, I gotta hold out number six. So I’m gonna put nature at number four. If it’s like a, Ansel Adams. I’m going three. I like that. It’s gotta be the right thing. I’m not talking about, what’s his name? The painter of light. Kinkade. Yeah. This is no Kinkade situation. Woman in a bikini. Okay. There we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s pretty cool. Woman in a bikini. But I’ll be honest with you. It feels a little objectifying. I didn’t have in my dorm room, you know, in, in person either. Where I was living. We rarely had women in our room. But. I just think this is a very classic, tasteful choice. Especially if you go Farrah Fawcett. Hey, we saw Farrah Fawcett’s bathing suit. That’s right. In the Smithsonian. In the Smithsonian. Now, is this a vintage poster or is this a new poster? Is this, this is, I mean, we’re not in a mechanic garage. This is a dorm room. Well, you gotta think about this. Yeah. If you have a, if you have a girl in a bikini in your dorm room and you’re bringing other, women into your dorm room. I’m going, I’m actually, Who is this pig? I’m actually, yep. I’m actually going for six cause. I’m on five for this one now. I think it’s a [BLEEP] blocker. Yeah. You don’t want to be staring at that. A poster of The Ramones. That’s cool. But, you gotta be a fan. Yeah, this would be a serious pose for me. You know what I’m saying? Yeah, we’d both be posing. So I’m really, I’m sticking myself with, I’m sticking my next two at one and two. Me too. The periodic table. I love this. A little bit of study aid. Cause it could be ironic. I’m happy to put it at number two. Me too. And that means we are agreeing on number one. Which is, what are you sticking us with? A photo of your mom. That’s not a [BLEEP] block. Yeah, that’s good. That’s good. I have a photo of my mom up in my. In your office. In my office. Yep. You ever had sex in there? Not here at work. In the office at the creative house. Well. I’m not gonna answer that here. Whoa, so apparently you have. Wow. Well, I’m not gonna answer that, and I’m not gonna answer if the picture was hanging up yet. You’re not gonna dignify my question with a response. I prefer that as well. Right. Yeah. Mama. Let’s do one more. A quickie. Lightning. Let’s do a quickie in my office. Let’s go. Do you wanna go? Gen Alpha slang, or? No. No. Ways to die. Ways to die. Ways to die. To be crushed. To be crushed. It’s quick. It’s artistic. Well, how about to be slowly crushed? Crushing. Bless you. Because it could be like a steamroller starting with your feet. Oh, Rhett! God, why did we choose this one? Gen Alpha slang. Man, being crushed would suck. Slowly crushed. I don’t want to be crushed. I’m four on that one. Oh, that’s where I was putting it. That’s, we, we agree. To be drowned. Drowned. Wow. They say it’s a horrible way to die. I don’t know who they are. How long does it take? How do they know? Actually, I don’t think it takes that long. I think that one’s pretty good. Putting that at number two. I’m putting it at number three. It’s real bad for a second or two. You know what I’m saying? It’s a real bad situation for a while. But you’re wet. And that’s a plus. Yep. To be beheaded. Oh, that’s the best. That’s the best. They say that your brain can live for a lot longer than you realize after you’re beheaded. That’s not true. It would, there would be stories of them talking, if that’s the case. Or. I think they do talk. No, they don’t. You missed! That really sucks. I’m, I, there’s gotta be a better way to die. Best way to die, beheading. And I’m assuming guillotine here. To overeat cookies. That’s bad. This is like a Seven situation? Death by cookies? But it is cookies. Come on, let’s decide. I think that’s pretty bad. I’m not gonna put it at number one. That, that’s, that’s bad. But am I being forced or am I just doing it myself? I can eat a lot of cookies. That’s a horrible. This one I don’t, this is an interesting one, Brittany. Fall and trip in a pile of sticky sludge. Is it that you break your neck, you drown in the sludge? What were you thinking? Up to interpretation on this one. I think you’re stuck and you die of starvation or the elements. This one’s really bad. Yeah, sludgy death is bad. Sludge, death and sludge is the worst. We all agree on this. Look at this, we’re really, see I get number one here, whatever this one is. This is, it’s odd because I feel like you have experienced this in a, in a tiny way. Cuteness overload in a pile of puppies. Oh, yeah, I almost died. Yeah. I got bit by one. That is the best thing, dude. You did it right. Puppy pile. Death by puppy pile? We didn’t even air that because we didn’t even Because you showed your tail. It’s on Mythical Society. Oh, it is? It’s on Mythical Society? It’s on the Mythical Society if you want to see Rhett. How mad does he get in that? Well. The episode’s there. I remember you got, you were very upset. Do we need to go through the details again? Rhett killed three of those puppies in a rage after they bit his ear. A puppy’s tooth went into the cartilage of my ear and ripped through. That’s the first one he killed, with his bare teeth. Ripped, ripped a hole in my ear. And that hurts quite a bit. And I only got mad when they were like, well let’s just do it, let’s keep going. And he’s mad again. So, how’s the rest of my? And I was like, all right, you do it. And Link was like, well no, we don’t have to do that. I don’t have to do that. Okay. Check out our newest special on the Mythical Society. Rhett, Link, and Stevie Survive the Apocalypse. Join now to watch.