Welcome to Good Mythical More. You wanna learn some pick up lines that you can use to pick up a date. Anything we say on this episode is free for your real world use. That’s right. Okay, you won’t get a C and D from us. We’re gonna give it to you. Cease and desist is what that’s short for. Would you like to C our D? That’s a pick up line. – If you would like to C — – Not a good one. If you would like to send a C and D to – Link for that C and D joke – Sorry. Sorry! First, let’s tell a 10 word story. Jimmy Traveled. Thought maybe you’d say John. John. Is that why you went, John? Jimmy traveled. Okay. Okay. While – While – Sitting – On – Stilts – But – He – Often – Traversed – The – Mountains – Of – Vermont. When. His. Beagle. Called. Him. That’s. That’s period. That’s. Period. My. Beagle! He. Exclaimed. Then. John. Es. Saw. That his chances were slim with Jimmy but he thought maybe I should buy John John John, uh Beagle pin to help him remember that his Beagle is not dead. That’s quite a story, huh? Ah, did you get all that? Jimmy traveled while sitting on stilts, but he often traversed the mountains of Vermont when his beagle called him. Period. That’s my beagle, he exclaimed. Then John saw that his chases were slim with Jimmy. But he thought, maybe I should buy John a beagle. Pin. To help him. Pin. Pin. Beagle pin. Beagle pin? To help him remember his beagle is not dead. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Do we need to get a stenographer for this particular thing? I mean, you did great. You did great, but you missed pin. It was too quiet. It’s too quiet? Too quiet. Okay, all right, all right. Chappie, you did great. All right. You ready to Mad Lib? Now I have this. – First, pick up line – So these are pick up lines. Successful pick up lines posted on Reddit that we are mad libbing. Successful is probably a relative term. Somebody said it was a pick up line. Yeah. From Reddit. From Reddit. Yeah. Okay. But we’re changing it by putting new stuff in the blanks. We’re guessing it. You’re guessing what the blanks are. Oh. Well, then that’s not a mad lib. Well, you’re right. Okay. You’re right. You know, that’s my bad, and I’ll take it. All right. Okay. Do you have “an”. That’s a hint. Do you have an Starts with a vowel. Blank blank. Okay. All right. It’s something that Do you want one would be a surprise to say Well excited myself over here I went with the and I really think that that was a good call, Link Do you have an… And I just want to say that I don’t believe that this is appropriate to say Okay there’s — Oh, you know what also is not appropriate – something that’s happening this Friday. Oh, yeah, Good Mythical Evening is very inappropriate. It’s happening this Friday. It’s gonna be live. It’s gonna be sexy, scary, and stupid. We’re gonna be dressing up like ridiculous Halloween characters. It’s gonna — And gettin lit! Get off the chain! And you know what? You should watch it. And you can do that by going and getting tickets at goodmythicalevening.com Come on, set aside whatever plans you’ve got. I can’t guarantee that you won’t be scared or offended. But you might hear something like this. Guy asks, do you have an Italian sausage? Again, listen, I said I didn’t think it was appropriate. Oh. I didn’t think it was appropriate. I don’t think you should say this kind of thing. Okay. Yeah. But that could work. Double meaning, misdirect there. Okay. Do you have an ankle biter? No. You want one? Do you want to make babies? Oh. You’re not the ankle biter. No, you make them. So who’s right? Wait, what? You’re not the ankle biter. You make them? An ankle biter is a kid. That’s what kids are. I thought it was a dog. A little dog, yeah. – Do kids — – Like a chihuahua? Do babies bite your ankle? Oh, is it a dog? Link’s did. It’s a dog. Link’s did, yeah. Ankle biter. Okay, well, do you want to, do you want, let’s make a dog together. Yeah. Yeah, right. is a spec — It says trial, but Google. Its a special procedure. Huh? It says trial. It’s both. It says, Google says it’s both. So, okay, hold on. Hold on. Katrina says it’s child. I mean, okay. Well, Silaine’s Google says differently. Well, hold on. Maybe it’s just what part of the country you’re in. But to be clear, you’re inviting, uh, the guy is inviting the girl in your scenario to make, to make a baby, is what you’re saying. And then, Rhett, your guy is asking if the girl wants to see his penis. No, no, cooking lessons. Cooking lessons. Because he’s Italian. Okay, got it. I’m not trying to be right, but I would like to know, is Ankle Biter just a child? No, I think it’s either. Or is it, well, I’m not asking you. – I’m asking — – Oxford, it is a child. Okay. Okay. Alright. And by the way, Stevie, just so you understand, Oxford. this is not a guy asking for himself, it’s a guy asking for his friend. It’s a wingman. Because he’s not Italian. Because he doesn’t specify whose sausage it is. Right. It’s just Italian. The answer is, do you have an ugly boyfriend? No. Do you want one? That’s funny. You have an ugly boyfriend. That’s funny. That’s funny. Okay. You remind me of my blank. You give me this funny feeling inside that makes me want to take you out. Makes me… you remind me of my blank. Funny feeling inside that makes me want to take you out. That could be a date, but maybe it means something else. What’s something that you take out? Alright. I think I have this one. Maybe you should go first. Oh, okay. You remind me of my IUD. You give me this funny feeling inside that makes me want to take you out. No, I think, I think you have it. Cause, uh, I think that’s better than gallstone. Link, you’re close. It’s uh, it’s appendix. Appendix is the answer. Oh, appendix. I mean, in terms of where they’re located. I could’ve gotten that one. Yeah, I don’t know, but. But I like IUDs. You see what I’m going with here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wanna make an ankle biter with you. Yeah. I want you to treat me like a blank blank. Flip me over and smack my blank. Yes. Yes, sir. Treat me like a blank, flip me over and smack my blank. What do you flip over and then smack? Flip, flip me over and smack. What do you flip over and smack? Flip me over. Smack. – There’s something you flip… – What do you got to flip and smack? Flip it. I can think of things you can flip. I can think of things you can smack. But I can’t think of things you can flip over and smack. Flip and then smack. Flip me over and smack my Smack. I don’t know. I don’t feel confident. I don’t feel confident. I got nothing better. I got nothing better. Okay. – If yours sucks, so does mine, but — – Oh, yeah. Uh, I don’t want you to treat me like a fried egg. Flip me over and smack my yolk. What is the yolk on this person you’re interested in? I don’t know. That’s what I’m trying to figure out. I like the idea of trying to say the word yolk in a pickup line, too. Like, that’s like the sexy ending to it. Yolk. Yolk. Yolk. I want you to treat me like a mall sample. Flip me over and smack my lips. Oh, yeah. Oh, I got it, because you’re smacking your lips. You’re not even smacking the sample. Like a food court sample. Oh, I love it when you turn the samples over. Keep them looking fresh. Yeah, all right. All right, it’s tough. I get it. It’s a tough world we’re living in, Rhett. I get it, I get it. I want you to treat me like a ketchup bottle. Flip me over and smack my bottom. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Remember that one. I like that, I like that. I want you to treat me like a ketchup bottle. Flip me over, smack my bottle. This is not, first of all, that’s not a pick up line. That’s like a, you know, that’s a… Intimacy request. That’s a end of a really, really good date or maybe a subsequent date, you know. Right? That’s how you end a good date? Well, that’s how you start the next phase of a first date. Right. If you’re that kind of person. I’m not. Maybe this is a text, a follow up text to a date. Yeah, this is a good text. This is a good thing to text. You heard it from us. Okay. I’m blank. Let’s blank. Well, this is anything goes here. I’ve got it. Okay. Well, if you think you got it, go ahead. Oh no. You go first. Okay. This is, we’re just saying, this is something that you, that you say really early, like, maybe early in the evening. I’m late. Let’s go. Oh, when you’re picking your date up? I’m late. Let’s go! I’ve got this one. Feel free to use it, but you may not be able to. I’m Link. Let’s link. Oh. Pretty good. Pretty good. Is this at a business conference? Business conference. Because it sounds a little business y. Oh. Just like put your phone next to my phone and let’s exchange our contacts. Let’s do that thing where a phone’s buzzer works one out of seven times. Yeah. Corporate pickup line. How many times have you tried that? You know? It’s like, I don’t think my phone does it. I’ve gotten it to work a few times. Yeah, one out of seven times. The rest of the time you’ve just been standing there touching somebody else’s phone with your phone. Yeah, just like Boinkin phones. I do like the idea of, um, what is that called? Negging? Like, I’m late, let’s go is a good, is a good negging pick up line. Right, right, right, yeah. It’s like you just walk up to somebody, you’ve been staring at across the bar, I’m late, let’s go. Yeah. It’s like, oh, oh, okay. So that’s I think it might work. That’s when you’re mean to somebody as a way to turn them on. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Or, I think, like, it’s like the, like, playground thing where it’s like, oh, you know, he’s mean to you, which means that he probably likes you. It’s the adult version of that, basically. Uh, it’s, I’m James, let’s bond. Oh, very close. You’re James, you could’ve gotten it. I should have. Um, okay. And I like that it’s, let’s bond, you know? It’s about connection. Um, I ain’t a blank, but you can expect a few blank tonight. Alright. Alright. I got it. I just revealed to myself what it is. This is stupid. I ain’t a principal, but you can expect a few paddles tonight. Oh! That’s pretty good. That’s pretty good. It might be better than mine. I ain’t a cloud, but you can expect a few showers tonight. Yeah. We’re not proud of all of our work. But somebody’s gotta do it. Hey, we’re gonna go play pickleball. Yeah. You what? It’s humid out. What about squash? You wanna play squash? Maybe. I like how it also, you didn’t understand just how bad it was until you read it out loud. Uh, this is not good. Uh, I ain’t a weatherman, but you can expect Oh, uh, we got it. I ain’t a weatherman, but you can expect a few showers tonight. I ain’t a weatherman, but you can expect a few Drops? What is a, we, I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few weather related things. Lightning strikes. You can expect a few thunderstorm storm. You can, we should have it, but we don’t. Well, you could have said like heat waves, but the one, the answer’s really bad. Uh, I ain’t a weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight. Oh, dang. Just a few? Just a few. Oh, Jimmy John. Just a few. Just a few. Okay, let me find the, I want to find the best one for the last one. Stevie shut it down. This is the last one. Can’t take any more. Okay, this is an interesting one. They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I want to blank blank blank blank. Uh, okay. Blank blank. Is it big blank, little blank, little blank, big blank? Yeah. Okay. Big blank, little blank, little blank, big blank. Plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I want to What do you do with fish in the sea? They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I want to… Boink, boink, boink, boink. Let’s see, what do you do with, what do you do with fish in the sea that’s sexy? Sexy. Fish in the sea. Sexy stuff. You got something? Yeah. I don’t feel great about it. I don’t… what’s something you do… I don’t feel great about it. But it is something that happens. Okay. It is something that happens. Give me I got nothing. What can I put with this? I’m playing fish and sea, but you’re the Oh, oh. Oh, yeah. I almost said that, but I thought it was too inappropriate. No, hook with. I meant hook up. Hook up. I’m gonna do it my way. Okay, okay. Okay, all right. I got it. I had a little help from my friend over here, but I did figure it out. They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I wanna hook up with rod. I said, hook with my rod. Hook with my rod. I was gonna say that originally. Hook up. But I thought that that was inappropriate. Hook up. So I went with hook up. They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I want to catch and eat raw. Oh! I just wanted, I wanted to clean it up a little bit. If we had more blanks, uh, we would have said more. Yeah. Good Mythical Evening. Both very good. You’re invited. The answer was they say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I want to mount by my fireplace. Ha! Bam! That’s cool, man. Oh, you’ve got a fireplace. I learned that. That’s right. Good Mythical Evening is almost here. Join GoodMythicalEvening.com