Welcome to Good Mythical More, where we are going to design our ideal road trip, limited only by funds and these options. And our imaginations, but first we’re gonna donate $1,000 To the Native American Heritage Association to aid in their mission to help Native American families living on tribal reservations in South Dakota by providing basic necessities such as food, clothing, fuel, and medical care. And you can join us in giving at naha-inc.org/donate Alright! I love a good road trip. We have some options here. Uh, we got snacks. We got drinks. You know what? Let’s look at each other’s, that way we’re not putting our backs together. We got snacks, we got drinks. We got music. We got companion. Companion, and I see that, uh, our wives are companions. Mm hmm. So is Britney Spears. My wife, your wife for you, you, me for you, and you for me. We’re cheaper than Britney Spears, who is cheaper than our wives. – Let’s start with this, because… – But solo… I think your, your company On a road trip is by far the most important choice. I’m not starting with that one. I, I, I disagree. Okay, so. I think the most important choice is destination. – Which um… – Is not on here. It’s. not on here. So I’ve been on a road trip with Link. And? Not interested. No, I’m just saying. I mean, we’ve been on a road trip together. Been there, done that? We’re probably gonna do it again. It’ll probably be being filmed, you know. I love my wife, I love spending time with her. But. We would have a great time. But if me and Britney Spears went on a road trip. That’d be fun. Think of the stories that would be generated just by that. She is such a wild card. I know. Like you never know when she’s just gonna step out of the car and like spin around. You know how she spins around? Have you seen how she spins? Gotta keep those doors locked. And, uh, I just think that, like, if me and Britney did a road trip… What, we’re gonna lock her in the car? So she can’t get out and spin while you’re driving. We might get sponsored. So you need child proof locks. Sponsored by… – I don’t know. – Britney Spears? I don’t know what… All kinds of brands would line up for that. For me… a me and Britney thing? And it’s not, like, I’m not… It’s not romantic. I’m in love with my wife. I’m not into Britney in that way. So you’re gonna, alright, um, so circle Britney. Yeah, it’s, and it’s, she’s cheaper than my wife. In this scenario. Right. Well, I don’t know a lot about Britney, but I do think I’m into her that way. In what way? The attracting, attraction way. Okay, well, I’m sure some people are. I don’t watch her… anything! Watch her spin a couple of times and then… Is that gonna make me like her less? It might make you like her more. I don’t know. I don’t, I like, part of me wants to… Can we show Link a… Yeah. A Britney spinning? Part of me just wants to see the, if the traction remains after watching some Instagram reels. I don’t know if it will. Just to be… I don’t know if we have the capability to show me stuff. I think you’d have to pull it up on your phone. Yeah. Is there any way that that can happen? Nick? Are we like. We have completely disconnected the system. While we’re waiting for Brittany to spin. I’ll wait to go with that. Yeah, hold your decision until you see her spin. I’m gonna go with music, and um, so we have Magic the Gathering podcast. We have Stevie’s playlist. Oh, man. Better lock them doors. Yeah, those are both really dismal options. But Stevie, can you I know you like pop. I could curate her a trip. I have playlists on my Spotify that are for various different road trips depending on the location. Okay? I don’t know. I just don’t know about Stevie. I’m gonna find you a better one. I’m not talking about her spinning on stage. I’m talking about her spinning, uh, like, in her house. Now I could go with James and the Shame, but – that’s, I mean… – That’s me. That’s pretty heady music. I like it, but, um, there’s not a lot of it. So I would be repeating a lot. Okay, I’ll show you this one. Of course I have to choose my own playlist. I have to. I have to do that. Okay Link. You know? It’s the one thing that I feel like I’m best at. Here’s one. So this is her in a cowboy hat. And a bikini. And high heels. Filming herself in a mirror. She’s not spinning. Oh look, here she goes. Yep, here we go. What? Her pants are very low. What is she doing? Well, that’s great. What do you, what do you want me to say? That wouldn’t be positive. Oh, no, no, yeah, I want, I want you to be honest with Is your attraction growing? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. With every spin. You do you. I mean, that is charismatic. Now she’s on the beach in a bikini on her knees. Why does she pull her pants so low? She keeps pulling. Oh my gosh. Why does she keep pulling her…. Like, oh my gosh. They’re about to be completely off. She’s pulling it. It looks like her bikini bottom is coming off, but it’s not. Now she’s got sand. What? Is that really her? Could you imagine being on a road trip? Did she make that edit? I don’t know. She probably has editors. That’s so weird. We’d be on a road trip. She’d be out there in her bikini pulling it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we’d have a sponsor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, if I choose her, it’s just a scheduling thing. But I’m not into it. I’m just telling you that I think it’s interesting and I think it’s worthy of attention. Well, I’m gonna tell you I’m into it. So, that probably means I’m not gonna choose it. Let’s go to drink. Hold on, I haven’t done music yet. Stevie, you like pop music. I haven’t done companion. I think there’s some crossover in our musical taste, but I think you probably like a lot of stuff that I might not like. Well, and Link’s over there listening to a bunch of lesbian music, and then crapping all over the music that I listen to as if there’s no crossover there too. Give me, give me a handful of people. I don’t listen to it because it’s lesbian. The thing that I like about pop music is that it makes you happy and it keeps you awake. And those are two things that you need on a road trip. You can’t be listening to sad, slow music because you can’t go to sleep, you know. I think I might save some money here. Sounds a little one dimension. I might save some money here. I’m definitely not going to listen to myself. And I’m, I actually I don’t like to make playlists because I don’t have the patience for it. I like playlists to be made for me by either a person or an algorithm. So I’m gonna let Stevie be the algorithm in this scenario. That’s right. Let me be the algorithm. Me and Brittany listening to Stevie’s playlist. This is really shaping up. Oh! I forgot to tell you, we have something else in common I’ve discovered. Uh, I went to the eye doctor. Did I tell you this? I don’t think I told you this. You have eye things? And I, you know, was going through the whole rigmarole of the different machines and blah blah blah and then, and then the eye doctor actually comes in and, and she’s like, dry eyes? And I was like, no, not really. I, you know, whatever. And she’s like, no, I’m telling you, you have dry eyes. And I was like, oh, and she’s like, yeah, I can tell because of your misshapenned eyelids. And I was like, oh, wow, this is going… – Misshappened? – This is going well Are you on hitting me? So now I have multiple eyedrops and the little heat mask situation. We can share! Yeah. You didn’t even know it, huh? I didn’t even know it! Are you seeing an improvement in quality of life? No, and that’s the thing, cause you like, you want the I’m assuming if you have dry eyes, you want the relief of, uh, you know, a drop. Yeah, you don’t typically have red eyes like I do. So, do you have MGD? Did they say that? No. Miller Genuine Draft. – I just thought it was like… – Meibomian gland dysfunction. It was, uh, it was unexpected. You know? Wow. So we also, you might like my playlist because of our eyes. Maybe we’ll meet at the dry eye convention. Okay. Uh, drink Frappuccino, Slurpee, Gas Station Coffee, Apple Juice. I’m actually nostalgic for gas station coffee on a road trip because my introduction to coffee was at a gas station. Yeah, but it’s, it’s not great. I’m gonna, I’m gonna go with the Frappuccino for this because I want it. It’s so expensive. I want a nice, I need nice coffee for when I, to fuel my, you know, I’m like Silaine. You know, I gotta have really nice coffee. Maybe my boss will buy it. You remember, yeah, you remember the gas station, um, cappuccinos, and those, well they’re still around, and you don’t have to remember them, but like, the first time I – Ever really had coffee… – The big black box machine? that kinda got me into coffee was a gas station cappuccino, because it was just so, so sweet, and sugary, and milky. And so I’m a little bit nostalgic for that. So I definitely would like that. Frappuccino, so many calories, man. So many calories. Slurpee, it’s just icy. Apple juice. Yep, yeah, you don’t wanna, well, I could get an unsweetened Frappuccino, maybe. For snack… – We’re ten dollars here? – Beef jerky is expensive. Yeah, $10. Funyuns are nice, but for a long road trip, I mean, carrots are good for the fiber, but I have to go for the sunflower seeds. I’m a, I’m just a sucker for that process. Gives my mouth something to do. Well, I can’t afford to beat jerky at this point. Link, you’re out of money now. Oh. Oh yeah, you did two. You, you can’t even, you can’t take anybody with you. I can’t drive anywhere. You can’t go anywhere. I’m gonna be in my parking lot. You completely miscalculated because you want such nice music and nice drinks. Wow. You can’t have nice things. I can’t even go alone. I don’t have any nice things. I have no nice things in mind. But I am gonna get sunflower seeds because it’s real food. It’s a whole food. I’m gonna be listening to music with a frappuccino and sunflower seeds. – In your yard. – In my driveway. Did I miss, where did the shells go in the Car equation for you? In the frappuccino cup. Oh you you finish the frappuccino move on to the – Sunflower seeds – Mine’s out the window And then you would have to if you’re holding the steering wheel… Like not hold the cup as you spit into the cup. – I’m just saying there’s like a lot of logistics – You’re talking about me? I’m not driving. No, Brittany holds the cup for me The passenger seat is on a swivel. It’s constantly spinning. I’m jealous. And every time she comes around she goes. I’m jealous of what you’ve got going over there. And I spit in that thing. Man. We’re gonna have a hell of a time. Send me a postcard. Oh my gosh. Can I redo something here? Maybe I don’t want the Frappuccino and I will take the gas station coffee and that gained me two dollars that now I still can’t get Brittany or my wife. But I could go with you or by myself. I mean, we do this a lot. Okay, sure. I don’t wanna go. I love a good solo trip. I don’t wanna go. So now I’ve got, I got a dollar for carrots. So, here’s a couple of things that me and Brittany are gonna do for fun. Every time we get to a state line, she’s gonna get out, and I’m gonna get a video of her spinning in front of… – Adjusting her bikini? – … the state. And with every state that we pass through, the bottom of her bikini is gonna get a little bit lower. Just like in her Instagram. And again, I’m not interested in it, I’m just saying it’s her thing, and so I feel like I should let her do it. Yep. The next thing I’m gonna do is I’m gonna get her to read Michelle Williams autobiography out loud to me as we go down the trip. So you don’t need Stevie’s playlist. In between Stevie’s playlist. That’s for all of you who know. If you know, you know. Stevie, you know. I know, I know. Well, if you need anything, call me. Okay, cause you’ll be in your driveway. Ready to go. Ready to go, listening to your own music. There’s a fungus among us. November’s Pin of the Month, available today only at Mythical.com