GMMore 2711: What Color Is Brat?

Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are going to play a lovely little game called Hues and Clues, where… Cues! Hues and Cues, sorry. Well, they’re not a sponsor. I can say their name wrong. It’s just a game we’re trying to play, where you get a color, it’s very specific, and then you have to give a one word clue to get your other people that you love to guess. Or you hate. You can play with your enemies. I love to play games with people I hate. Uh, but first, let’s play a little round of Great Minds where we try to fill in the blanks from a quote from a historical thinker. This one is from Confucius. Okay. Who said, Blank is a true friend who never blanks. Blank is a true friend who never blanks. What? Why is there two blanks? Because it would be like, Justice is a friend who never sleeps. Okay. That’s my answer. That’s not it. Siblings are a friend – Who never… – Who never relent. Yep, siblings? Siblings, what do they never get? I’m so worn out from the hobby horsing. All our blood is in our thighs right now. Mentally. What’s the real answer? Oh, silence is the true friend that never betrays. Silence is the true friend that never betrays. Until sometimes you get silent when you’ve been accused of something and it does seem like it does betray you. What about silent but deadly? Silent but deadly. Alright, let’s bring back in Ada. – We love y’all. – And Davin. Y’all gotta come in here. Y’all gotta, y’all gotta help, uh, get our brains in gear. I don’t know, what was it about hobby horsing that made us, um, completely unable to, um, fill in blanks? Come on, let’s come all the way up, guys. We’re gonna, we’re gonna… Now you, Ada, we gave you the shortest seat in the house. I’m going down. It’s pretty low. That’s fine. Okay. How about that? A little bit higher. And then, I’ll get a little lower. I can be high. We’ll get lower. And we’re gonna put a banner up here. And you’re going Uh, you’re flying back to Finland today? Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Oh, okay. Alright, you come to LA much? Nowadays, more than ever. Mostly for hobby horsing? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, the young people are loving it. Alright, so, Rhett, I’m gonna let you go first. – Okay, so basically what I’m gonna do… – And I am blue. Well, yeah. And I’m red. I already told them what we’re gonna do. Oh, did you say the two words? Oh, yeah, let’s make it the guess two words, the clue to the cue. You just talk. Yeah, so I have a color, I have a color on this card, I actually have four colors and I can choose one of them that matches to one of these pantones in here. And then if you get within this section… And I’m gonna give a clue, you’re supposed to do a one word clue, but we’re gonna have more fun and we’re gonna do a two word clue, unless it becomes too easy. Okay. And then you all guess. Where you think I’m suggesting. By putting our things down. On the grid. Yeah, on the grid. Yeah, we just wouldn’t put it anywhere. Let’s go on the grid. I know I haven’t been on Will of Fortune, Davin, but I’m doing my best. I mean, I can’t go back, so. You’ve been, uh, banned. No! He was on Wheel of Fortune. I was on Wheel of Fortune. Okay. And he, uh. She was on America’s Got Talent. What shows have you guys been on? Uh, we’ve been on America’s Got Talent. We took a horse of sorts. We took a zebra. Yeah, we took a zebra and we… And it was, um, a stuffed zebra. We actually should’ve gone on together because we got three Xs. Sad for you guys, I didn’t get three Xs. I get three nos, but no Xs. Okay, is that… okay. Xs is a red button that they press. So they said no after not X ing. They wanted to see everything you did in order to really tell you no. You guys got cut off. Yeah, we got cut off. Sorry, guys. Yep, yep, yep. I’m not gonna be saying it. Okay, Rhett. – All right. – I’m not giving you time. We’ve done our little banter. Oh. I had one and then I realized it could be misinterpreted, so I’m gonna go with I’ll tell ya, I think you’ve made us stupid by doing I think all of our blood. He’s right, it’s gone It’s gone to our… I’m going with deep ocean. It’s gone to our horse. Deep ocean. Deep ocean. All right. Ada is at E30. – Deep ocean. – Oh, my gosh. I think Deep Ocean almost gets black. I was gonna say the same thing. There’s black back here. What is it? So this is a totally different… Well, now you’re messing up Ada’s game because… You want me to start to give you another clue? No. That’s how the game is played, dude. Deep ocean. What? – See, now that you’ve given an indication. – No one is going… to get any points if you continue with, uh, my clue. So how about I tell you, shallow ocean. And you can, uh, you can, uh, replace me. Did you just say the wrong word? Well, I didn’t realize that those were up there. I wasn’t, too. All right, shallow ocean, I’m going, and, but, shallow ocean. Medium ocean. If it was that one, you can’t. Can you choose? Shut up. Medium ocean. That’s not how the game is played. But I didn’t know, you wouldn’t understand medium ocean, but now that I’ve said shallow and deep, you know what I mean by medium ocean. Okay, you’re disqualified. Give me that. Medium ocean. Give it to Ada. No, because everybody, Ada can go again. You’re being such a bad example for Americans. Medium ocean. Medium ocean. There needs to be a word for medium depth that’s one word. Is this what you, this is what you think of Americans. We make the rules. Yeah, we make the rules and change them as we go. Well, speaking of rules, I have also been informed that the two lines at the top, uh, aren’t used for this part of the game. Okay, alright. Medium ocean, fine. I’ll put it in between. I’m going there. So is medium ocean your last… Yes, it has to be. It’s the final answer. Don’t invite him to give another clue. Medium ocean. Okay. I mean, that’s, where Link puts it, it’s kind of like, right, I’m gonna put it like, I’m gonna put it like, K. No. I go in there. All right, so Rhett, put yours where it is. Put, put your red one. Oh! Oh, I got two points. Davin got two points. All right. Ada, you got one point. That’s good one. I got nothing. You got nothing. – Okay, um… – Medium ocean, huh? Your turn. Oh, so if you, if you’re touching it, you get a point. Got it. Your turn, Ada. Pick any of those to give your clue. Don’t say, don’t say medium ocean. Now, which ocean were you thinking about? Because we were, we’re all from different oceans. Mm hmm. There were two blues. It was interesting. Yeah. There were, there was a, uh, slightly I don’t know what direction it was. How often do you, does it come up in conversation that you’re on Wheel of Fortune? You always bring it up. I never bring it up. With me every time. Yeah. But on the weekends. Is somebody keeping score? I don’t know, really. Okay. Okay. All right, so Ada got two points and Davin got one point. No, no, no. I got two points. Other way around. Davin got two points. Ada got one. Okay, what you got? Okay, perfect apple. Perfect apple. Perfect apple, all right. Is it… Is it a green apple or a red apple? Don’t do what he did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh. I don’t. So there’s, well, I think the perfect apple is Granny Smith. Oh, I have the same thought. But. You can’t talk. I might be lying. A perfect apple. Apple goes by green, pink, red. There’s so many options here. Yeah, but the perfect apple, I think, has to be red. Something like red brownish? I actually think, you don’t want it too brown. No, yeah, I’m thinking like more like here. I think it’s just way over there. It’s just a little, it’s deeper if you really think about it. It’s a deeper red. Yeah, I’m actually, I’m actually here. All right, so where do you think the perfect apple is? I mean, it might be something totally different in Finland. Yes! It’s there, because it’s too bright. There is some color or something else inside the apple. – That’s kind of like soft, but… – It’s almost orange, though. Well, but I think there is a yellow… You gave Rhett a point. Yeah. Well, I earned it. You could have changed your answer. Medium ocean earned it. Okay, Davin, your turn. So how many points does Ada get for that? – None. – She was playing. So I get one point, no other points for that round. Yep. No, I have one. Yeah, two Rhett. Just one. You said you got one point last time. Yeah. And now one point this time too? No, I didn’t get a point. No, Rhett didn’t get a point. I get one point. Oh, I, I, I said it wrong. You don’t get a point when it’s your turn. I thought Rhett got a point. Yes, I said that. I only need one word for this. Okay. Well, you have to use two, because that’s our rule. Well, I can’t think of a second word, so I’m gonna just say brat. Say what? Brat. Brad? Brat. B R A T. Brat. Brat. Brat. Brat. Brat. Brat. Brat. Brat. Yeah. We’ll see how you are with the times. Well, it seems like y’all wanna go… Y’all should’ve let me go first. I thought Brat I thought the Brat Summer was I thought it was I thought it was purple for some reason. I thought the Brat Summer was purple. But I know that there’s billboards and apparently y’all are real y’all are all over it over here. I feel I’m too bright. Can you both be on the same one? Nope. Maybe you can. Why can’t you? I’m fine. I’m fine with that. All right, let’s do that. All right. So where is it? Well, unfortunately, I was a bit off in my Brat Green, because it was, like, right here. Oh, I still got a point! You did still get a point. But I think you guys are more right, though. Brat Green is more, like, more neon ish. Yeah, it’s got some puke ishness to it. Okay, one point for me, no other points. All right, let me see what I can do here. So what did I win? What did I win? Stevie, what did I win? Oh, my gosh. In the other game. I’m so sorry. Yeah, you, you, you have to ride Link. You have to ride him. Um I, I have safety concerns with that. Is it more like, can I ride him proverbially? – Well… – Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s more like something specific, but, uh, – Come on, Link. – One moment. Pick a color, man. One moment. Pick a color, man. It’s next to him. I am picking the color. I’m thinking about my… That one. That one. Oh. Oh. That’s funny, y’all. That is really funny. What? What did you do? Look at this, it’s Link. And he comes with wheels and a tail down here. Oh, you can drag me. Ride me, boy. Wow. All right, Ada. Oh, look. He’s riding me. All right. Uh, Okay. Alright, my clue is Gorilla Tea. What? I’m gonna say it again. Oh. Oh, gorilla tea. All right. You wanna let them? Do you wanna, what did you do? What did you do? What is happening now? Now, sorry. Okay, gorilla tea. All right, you. Hey. Do you really wanna go first? No. Link, you’re playing with two international people here. Gorilla tea. Gorilla tea. My favorite drink. You don’t have a chance, in my opinion. This is kind of mean to you for me to give this. It’s a very insider joke, but you should know this. I should know this? I’m not gonna say your job is on the line, but, uh, it’s not. Gorilla tea? I just guess. Gorilla tea? I just put it there. Oh, snap. I have no idea what that means. Gorilla tea. Have you done something with gorillas and tea before? Uh, you gotta, you gotta guess. Rhett’s likely to go last. I’m just going with the color of tea, which is brown ish. So I’m gonna go like, there. It’s green tea. Okay. Could be green tea. Um. What is Gorilla Tea? Um, when Rhett and I went to the zoo, and we bought the shirt that then became the merch that was both wearing the same gorilla t shirt. And it was purple. And, uh, gee, it’s, um, 24. 24G, look at that. I almost went right here. I almost did that. Both of y’all got one point. Both of you did. I almost went here. I think we should give Ada two points because there’s no way you could have known. I think she saw where I was about to go. Is that what it was? No. All right, we’re gonna give her two points for that. Also, just now realizing that you meant tea as in T shirt, not tea as in drinking tea. Yeah, I’m just trying to keep it, uh I’m trying to spread the board a little bit, you know? All right. Oh, man. So how, um, how competitive has this gotten? Have you injured yourself jumping over I mean, like, I almost injured myself. Yeah, I’ve been broken my tibia bone once. Oh, my God. Your tibia? Is that your tailbone? No, tibia is here. You broke your shin bone? No. Yeah. You broke your shin. Yeah, yeah. – Jumping over… – 110 centimeters. I don’t have feet, but like 110 centimeters. 110 centimeters is like a meter. So, was it hitting the rod that made it break? No, I came down, I came down and I over bent my knee and it’s coming 360. Oh! So. And um, how long of a recovery was that? Eh, couple months. Dang. Bones is not so it was a big break so I didn’t need to go to surgery. Which is great, but yeah. Okay. It’s a, it’s a tough sport. Break your tibia. Do you guys have universal health care? We have free healthcare in Finland. Woah. So, yeah, it’s nice. So, I can just walk there and get help. So you didn’t get a bill for that? No, I’ve been seeing the USA hospital bills. They are nice. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That’s really nice. Intersection, go! Intersection, go! Alright. Okay. Okay, but which one? I feel like we need to put down our answers at the same time. Okay. So everybody get ready. I don’t have a clue. – Ready? – You know what intersection is? No. Two roads. Oh! Go! Okay. You wanna count it down? Three. Are you ready? Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Place. Ooh. Oh, 15. Okay, green means go. Is it green light? Like, that’s what I’m thinking. Green light. Green light. Do you have green lights? Yeah, we have, but I wasn’t thinking about that. Like traffic lights. Yeah. I was thinking just, like, cross the road. Very close. So, we each got a point. You each get a point. Davin and I got a point. Okay. I can take these. I’m fine. All right. – Okay, um… – You didn’t break anything on Wheel of Fortune, did you? No. Hobby horse nose. Oh! Hobby horse nose. Is that one word? Hobbyhorse nose? – Hobbyhorse is like one word. – The hobbyhorse nose… knows the answer? Well, the two, the two hobbyhorse that we have here have different noses. So I don’t know what color we’re going for. But they’re both very white noses. Yeah, but what does her hobbyhorse look like? Is this the one that she’s so familiar with? What is it? Okay. Does it have a pink nose? What do actual horses nose look like? It’s also different colors. Okay, we got a three, two, one. We just gotta give it a shot. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Three, two, one. Boop! So, you both went with more pink. I went with more red. Okay. I’m gonna move that that way. So a hobby horse nose is like peach. Like that very most. Very most. Nobody, nobody got anything. But it depends how you want to do it. It depends on makers and style. But like, that’s very easy. That was a tough clue. No points, no points, no points. It’s a tight race here. Okay. So, what’s the um, What’s the Venn diagram between hobbyhorse… Competitive hobby horsing and horse girls. Okay. Do you mean horse girls like actually like horseback riding girls? – Yeah, like an equestrian girl. – Girls who just are obsessed with horses. Would you be friends with one of them? I ride with real horses, too. – Oh, you do? – I do both. Yeah, I do both. So it’s different sport that’s most things like young kids maybe playing with hobby horses just like replace the missing real horse, but for me, it’s own sport. So it’s very different. Which one is more expensive Why are you asking that? You know the answer. What do you think? – I just wondered. – Hobbyhorsing, of course. I was just wondering. He’s stupid, that’s why he’s there. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Davin. My clue is slightly embarrassed. Oh! Three, two, one, go. I want something cute. All right, Davin, what is it? You guys are, again, like, just around it. G16. Ooh, pink! That’s not the same color as the one here. This is definitely, this color on the card looks way more pink than it is on here. It’s because it’s in context next to a purple. Yeah. It’s hard. So, uh, that does mean that Link gets a point. I got a point. You got a point, yeah. All right, let me do a final one here. This is, uh, uh, Nauseous Caucasian. Nauseous Caucasian. That was you after that episode. For real, man. Okay. That could be a Halloween costume, or, um, a mascot? Pro sport mascot? For which team? The nauseous Caucasian. Can you do a half court shot while the nauseous Caucasian is watching you? All right, I’m giving a countdown. Are you guys ready? Three, two, one. There ish. Uh, let’s see. – I14 – Oh no. Right there. Oh my gosh. – Uh, that means that… – Who was green. I’m green. – That means that Davin gets two points. – Davin, you are one off, dude. You know your nauseous caucasians I mean, I’ve seen you guys both a lot. So yeah, right. All right. All right. – That does it. – Congratulations. So who won? Davin did, he pulled ahead. He pulled ahead at the end. But Ada, you won a free trip back to Finland! Yes! Yay! Thanks for hanging out. Yeah, she’s like, yay, let me out of here. Let me out of here! It’s been a long day. No, thank you. What does this taste like, man? $20 Erewhon, this better be from one of the real housewives. One of the real housewives better have bottled this water herself. You gotta savor it, cause it’s $5 a drop. $12, $10. You just wasted $100.

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