GMMore 2718: Defending Our Most Embarrassing Crushes

Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna have a round of hear me outs from the crew. Uh, we’ll explain what hear me out is, uh, if you don’t know, in just a few minutes. But we’re doing it with a lasagna, not a cake, so. Uh, but first we’re going to be doing one of our, uh, newer, uh, wheel spots. Uh huh. Uh, this is the A B C D E F G spot. We go alphabet, we go, we alternate letters going – through the alphabet…. – According to a prompt. – And the prompt is… – Titles for your autobiography, or my autobiography. Um, okay. My autobiography, uh, Adam’s Apple: Adam Goes to the City. Is it a, is it a children’s book? Uh, it’s, it’s all ages. Okay, we don’t have to discuss each one. I have a big Adam’s apple, and that’s what I call myself sometimes. Adam’s apple, apple, Adam. Been there, done that. That’s the guy. Uh, Can you believe his life? Developmental issues. Exit through the thrift shop. Oh, okay, that’s already a movie. No, that’s gift shop. Oh, thrift shop! Oh, hey! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. F’ing around. Good boys finish last. And I’m the good boys. Hair. Stories. From him. I knew you weren’t done. Yeah. Well, we got to H. We should probably stop. We could go for days. Yep, and we will. I lived this. Just kidding. I’m just kidding around. The life of a professional YouTuber. Ketosis, something I’ve never experienced. Link is my best friend. All right, let’s, we got too many, we got too many. Boy, that’s a good wheel spot. All right. Who thought of that? We’ll start with M. next time. All right, uh, so we have, we have a lasagna here, and we have some Hear Me Outs. Let’s, let’s bring in the first crew member. So we can hear them. out. Hello. Hello, Nicole. Hear me out. The dad from Powerpuff Girls. Woo! Oh. You like a, you like a square jaw. I like a square jaw. He’s got a job. He’s a good father. He’s got a job. He’s, he’s employed. My standards are low. Is he like the Sting of animation? I knew this was gonna happen. Yeah, yeah. And I almost put Sting the wrestler. And then I went with my heart, which is the dad from Powerpuff Girls. So he can get it. He’s very angular. Yeah, he can get it. He has a. He has a sharp pipe in his hand. Boy, does he. All right. We heard her out. – Matt Lieb. – Hear me out. DeeDee Pickles from Rugrats. Thank you. DeeDee Pickles? Yeah, that’s Tommy’s mom. Uh, I like her because she’s both literally and figuratively mommy. I don’t know, just grew up, I was always like, damn, she could be my mommy any day. And it seems like her, her hair, it has handles. – Yeah, right, which… – All right, we heard you out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let, let Link dig that hole. Hey, now, we have a couple of things, too, we’ll be doing to mix this up. I mean, this is, there’s so many things happening in this More. You’ve, you’ve really clicked on the right one. What? Uh, I got, uh, meatballs I’m gonna basketball into your mouth. Okay. Well, I just gotta say, hear me out. Okay. I mean, what kind of range are we talking? Maybe go that way. Do more, do more of a hoop, like a, more. Hoop don’t move, man. Okay. That, that was harder than I thought. Alright, bring it in. Okay, Sarah. Everyone’s favorite Disney character Davy Jones. So a lot of tentacles. Yeah, well. Kind of looks like a squid version of Rob Zombie. Yep. Yep. – Yeah, that’s I mean that’s… – He’s a great musician. That’s a lot of tentacled beard, though. I don’t, you know, what are you gonna do with all that? Yeah, how do you work around that? Or do you work with it? I didn’t think that far ahead, so. I think you work with it. I think I would work with it. And look at that, he’s got a hand that’s a claw. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Thank you, Sara. I have a little hear me out. Bigfoot. What’s the, you know, what, um, The Lady Bigfoot. – Cause I just figure… – Bigfootette? Just, I’m just talking about proportions. Oh, okay. I’m interested, you know. You match up? Yeah, just what would that be like? Alright, try, try to hit me again. Bring in the next one. Bring in the next crew Hear me out. Do you wanna do the meatball first? Okay, hear me out. Mona Lisa, Raphael’s girlfriend from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Whoa. I don’t remember her. I don’t remember her at all. She was in one episode and it changed my life forever. She’s a mutant lizard who turned into that from an accident on a radioactive submarine built by a pirate. She’s a strong swimmer and she has a fun scarf. And a belt. I like a woman who’s fast in the water. Was that the only, was this the only mutant woman in that series? Oh, yeah. I don’t remember other mutant ladies. She might have been. She was a trailblazer. Oh. I get this one. So, but they only dated the one episode? And then, this is like Shape of Water type situation. Yeah, a little bit, a little bit. Mm hmm. You love that move, don’t you? Yeah, oh, sure. Can’t hurt. Like those gills, like those deep gills. Can’t hurt to get a little soggy. Stay here for this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, sure. I want you to see this. Oh, yeah. Okay, that last one was so close. You can do it. I believe in you. You have a wide mouth. Yeah, there you go. Right in the eye. Okay, okay. – Again, I got… – Why are you aiming for… I got to. zero in. The backstop? I need more angle. Oh, bigger, bigger, bigger. Yeah. Close, close. Okay, look. There it is. Lob it. Say ah, maybe. Ahhhh! Didn’t help. Messing up my fleece. Ahhhh! Okay, we got three more. I think they’re gonna taste good. They’re gonna taste good. You want me to hang around? There’s probably a lot of other cartoon characters. Yeah, what other fictional character are people looking for? Thank you, Jordan. Hello, Kara. Hello. Kara. Okay. Alright. Hear me out. Tim Curry from Home Alone 2. Um. The Grinch. What did he do in that? He’s the villain in that. Oh. What do you like about him? Uh, he’s ambitious, employed, charming. Uh, bit of a bad boy. He looks like he could be related to Elon Musk. Ew. That’s awful. Yeah. Why’d you have to ruin it for us? Yeah, sorry. Sorry, Kara. Yeah, he’s… Okay, yeah. Hey, that’s your choice. Yeah. Alright. Thanks Kara. I’m not gonna criticize it. Okay, okay, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. First non cartoon, hear me out. Laverne and Shirley. You know, I just feel like, I just feel like they’d be able to relate. One of them’s dead. What? But, no, but you’re, it’s them. When they were Laverne and Shirley. Relate to what? Being a part of a duo. Okay. All right, all right. Now hear me out. You knew this one was coming. Um, yeah, had to throw some lesbian love in there. I mean, I’m just assuming. Next. Safe assumption. Ariana. Uh, this is a little niche. This is Sovereign Spa from Baldur’s Gate 3. Uh, it’s a sentient mushroom. Ooh, okay. Yeah. So you’re into fun guys, huh? Oh, yes. Baldur’s Gate. I just feel like it would be a unique experience, you know? Would you like to Baldur’s Gate? – Yes. – Wow. I can’t even tell where his head starts. Is that part of it? Yeah. – It’s a full… – Like, I don’t know how to use the parts. Yeah, right, yeah. – I just gotta figure it out. – Me neither. Everything seems so new. Right. I’ve never done this before. Right. Those are the things that you’re saying. Because you’re weird. Alright. Thank you. Baldur’s Gate. Alright, don’t stop. Addie, welcome to Addie to this Addie’s new to this place. That’s right. Hi. Hello everybody. Where? So, uh, the first thing you’re gonna do is tell us who you’re gonna blink. That’s right. And I’m gonna blink Ed, Edd, n Eddie. Hear me out! Okay. Oh, I, I was just, I was gonna hear you out. No, I’m not, I’m not congratulating you. Three is pretty fun. Um, well, I just think if you, this was, they’re very pubescent. Now, I just wanna make sure, there’s a lot of timeline stuff. Don’t think about the fact that they’re children. Yeah, yeah, right. Don’t think, it’s more of like, I was a child, it’s more connecting with that pubescent. Horny Energy, there was a Valentine’s Day episode that was really sex… it’s, watch it. It was like the hullabaloo. You’re making it better. The hanky panky hullabaloo. Um, and it was just a sexual awakening for me. They’re all so repulsive that it’s like, no, no, no, no, yeah. Yeah. They’re not attractive. No, they’re not attractive at all. That’s like kind of the thing. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes, sometimes that’s what you want. Sometimes it’s, and cause also, cause this is also the thing is that sometimes if you go, like. They’re grateful. Sometimes, Ed, Ed and Eddie are grateful. If you pick a model, they’re not gonna appreciate you. They would appreciate it. They would appreciate it. I get it. That makes a lot of sense. Thank you, Addie. You’re welcome. And I think you should, like, basketball it for this. That’s what I say. That’s like the trick, is to really get an arc. Okay. Like, it’s like beer pong. Okay. But you have to really meet it. Hey, that was it. That was it. That’s all I needed. I need to go back to my high school days. Is it good? It’s pretty good. Alright, Joy. I had to scrape it off the back of my throat, but yeah. Hear me out. Human form of Megamind. But also just Megamind. But specifically, whatever scene he was where he was a human was like, really did it for me. Very college professor. Yeah, what do you like about that? Turtleneck? I think it’s, yeah, it’s a turtleneck, the messy hair, and the glasses. And, yeah, like, yeah, I don’t know. I just, kind of like the opposite of my husband, almost. But like, but some, you know. Cause you already have your husband. I already have him. This guy, you know. This would add to your number. Yes. Yep. There you go, I get it. But he’s also not real. He’s like, you know, animated. Oh, he is? Oh, yeah, you know what, now that I at him, he is. – Your husband? – He’s an animation. But your husband is real. My husband is real. Okay. And what has he heard about this? Um, well, when I showed him this, he was like, that looks like, I have no relation to him. Like, I don’t see the similarities, which is fine. You just like variety. I do. Yeah, right. Him, regular Megamind. And your husband. Husband, Will Ferrell. Oh, wow, okay. He’s the voice actor of, you know. Oh, oh. Oh, nope. Yeah. Thought you were just making a list now. Oh, okay. All right. I can keep going. All right, no, we heard you out. All right, hear me out, hear me out. Boy, that’s a salty meatball. Hear me out, the Reddit mascot. This is more of like, uh, this is more like a hate sex kind of thing. – It’s just like, I don’t… – Get a little angry? Get a little worked up? I get mad at myself every time I show up. I’m like, here I am again, damn it, but I gotta, gotta do it, I gotta do it. You know, and then I feel horrible afterwards. Alright. Hear me out. She’d never make me anything I didn’t like. And she would never raise her voice at me. Oh. I want a little gentle, a little gentle lovin. All right. Tally? We, yeah, oh, yeah. I’m sorry, Ms. Rachel. Uh, hear me out. Robin Hood, the Fox animated version. Yes, I understand. Yeah, now do you agree with me with Nick Wilde from Zootopia as well? Because, it’s, you know, they go hand in hand, they’re both foxes, they both kind of steal, and one becomes good by the end, so like, you know, they’re like on the same path. – Not as familiar, but… – I’m allergic to foxes. Excuse him. Oh. So this is a fox party? Yeah. Sure. Alright. Alright. Hide your chicken. What? Hide your chicken. Don’t forget to hide your chicken. Thanks, guys. Great conversation. Taylor! KG clap as I walk off. Yeah, yeah, just for you. Okay, hear me out. Uh, man cake from Fortnite. Okay. Man cake. That’s really his name, huh? That’s his name, he’s made of pancakes, covered in butter. Oh, okay. I get it, I get it. Yes, yes, yes, yes. No further explanation needed. Don’t hide your chicken. Keep that chicken visible. You know, show it off. Chase! Hi, guys. Everybody’s wanting a little something. Hear me out. Diva Plava Laguna from Fifth Element. Oh, her voice is incredible. Her voice is incredible. She can change up her vibe. She becomes basically a keyboard. Yeah. I love that scene. Everyone loves her. Ruby Rod gets really excited about being, like, presenting Diva Plava Laguna. Ruby Rod, yes. She’s just an intergalactic celebrity. And, um, you know, if that’s what’s happening at the head region, what’s happening in the neck region? That’s for me to find out. That’s for you to find out. That’s for you to report back. Trying to get it to hit a higher note. Ho, ho, ho, ho! Thank you, Chase. I have nothing to add. And Leonard! Everybody here is horny. Perfect time. What’s going on? My hear me out is, come on, Ms. Frizzle. I mean, what? From the Magic School Bus. Ms. Frizzle, now you’re gonna have to wait in line. Exactly. Right? I think there’s a lot. There’s a lot of people who want to hit that. You know, um, she’s charismatic. She’s got a job. Um, she’s unique style. She wears big flowing dresses, but that’s because I think she got a lot of junk in the trunk. You know what I’m saying? Okay. Oh yeah, and she, of course she drives a bus. And it wouldn’t be magical without her. Right? She can fit a lot of lovers in the bus. Yeah. And she can teach you some things. Uh, yeah. I like her better than you. I mean, who else can be like, can show you where the actual male G spot is besides her? You know what I’m saying? Get in that bus. Go straight in that anal cavity. That’s a lesson we all could stand to learn. Oh, I also have one more here. Yep. Find the acorn. This lasagna right here. Y’all seen American Pie? What we doing with this lasagna when we done? You, you can have it. I can have it? In fact, right, just take it right now. Take it right now. I’m going to take this home. I want to keep this job. Okay. Yeah. And then you’re gonna keep a record of when everybody’s been heard out. Do you want that record? No, no, no. Okay. Today’s the last day to get 30 percent off Everything at mythical.com is on sale, including the Mythical Sherpa pullover. Get it now for 30 percent off while you still can.

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