Welcome to Good Mythical More. You wanna go and get yourself a nice frozen meal. You want it to be tasty. You want it to be unfrozen after you prepare it. But you mostly want it to be tasty. How would you know that? Well, you go to Sporked.com and they’ll tell you. Gwynedd from that website is here to tell us right now so we get to taste this stuff. Right from the website. Uh huh. But first, let’s fill in the blank from this famous quote from a great mind. Okay, this one is from Thomas Hobbes. Leisure is the mother of. Of, well, necessity is the mother of invention. Leisure is the mother of. Pajamas. Okay, I like the way your mind works. Sweatpants. Leisure is the mother of lethargy. Uh, no. Oh, you think it’s a bad thing? Decay. Decay, uh, societal collapse. Uh, fun times. Is it positive or negative? Let’s see it. Or you can just tell us. Tell us because. Our playback is broken. Yeah. So I will deliver the answer. Yeah. We’re using the screen still. It’s back. It’s back. Leisure is the mother. Leisure is the mother of boner. Ha joke. Leisure is the mother of philosophy. Oh, when you have leisure, when you’re not worried about trying to just get the next meal, you start thinking about philosophy! Uh huh, uh huh. Our screen knew! It’s a, um, you know, it’s a hierarchy of need type statement here. Hello, Gwynedd! Hello! What’s up? That’s what I do in my leisure time. Philosophize. Philosophize. All right, so, uh, that is tomatoes on your. Them’s tomatoes. Those are persimmons and these are green tomatoes. Something like that. They’re both unripe tomatoes. Gwynedd, we heard that you recently, there’s a reason that you can only give commentary on the dishes today. What was that? Yeah, so I won’t. I won’t be joining you in taking bites of these delicious frozen dinners, but because I had my wisdom teeth ripped out of my head. Ooh! All four of them? So here’s the thing, I only had two. I only had two. Okay, do you know what that means? Half as smart. No, no! They never came in, the other ones. More highly evolved. Ha! Yes! Because you didn’t have to get them pulled? Yes! They just don’t exist. Oh. Because we don’t need them. They’ve been taking them out. Some of us just decided to get rid of two of them already. They’re vestigial. You don’t need them. When did you get them taken out? A few days ago. Okay. So, you’re not experiencing any swelling? I was gonna say, you look good. No, I didn’t. No. Well, it was only the top two. No swelling, but gigantic holes. And, like, you really want to jam your tongue into them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you, like, what was the, did you get the anesthesia? Did you go under? What was the deal? I, um, I got laughing gas. Um, and I had them really crank it up for me. She was like, do you want some more? And I was like, yeah. And then I asked for more, like a couple of times. Do you, and they obliged? Yeah. Anything that you said? I never got that like loopy or anything. I think that I might be a little bit immune to it. Because I garden. I garden a lot. What do we have here? Red Baron deep dish shingle. It’s just one. It’s just one. So it’s two pizzas coming this thing. I know, and I want to say that it’s like, it’s all, everything I picked, okay, is less than five dollars here in Southern California, and that’s really saying something. Um, but you get two pizzas for less than five dollars? Are you kidding me? Well, they’re pretty small, Gwynedd. Okay. Okay, alright. It is, it’s almost too small to consider it a pizza. But, but yeah, you’re selling it. You get two? Um, I will say my buddy Jordan Myrick really loves these things, so Jordan Myrick approved. I, yeah, it’s called a single. Pretty good. And I do like the, uh, I mean, you know, frozen pizzas, it’s a certain thing. It’s a different food group than pizza. It’s its own thing. Agreed. Yeah. Agreed. And this is a really good one. I like it. All right. It is small. Straight from the Red Baron into your throat. How about a pot pie? What? Yum. What? Can you believe it? They did this. Wow. Chicken corn chowder pot pie. What would happen if you did eat something? Can we find out? I mean, I have been eating things, but I’ve been chewing with just my front teeth and then kind of letting the food dissolve in my mouth and I feel like no one wants to see that. It’s gross. Yeah, you’re right. Yeah. Just like, so the front teeth, how do you chew with just your front teeth? Like a, like a rabbit. Like a rabbit? Oh gosh. Like a little wabbit? Look at this. I have all of my wisdom teeth because I’m afraid to have them removed. That’s why I I had mine until I was 42 years old. Like, I am so, I was so afraid of getting them pulled out. But now you can take strength from me, you should get them out. They always look at them and say, well you’re doing a good job keeping them clean, but you need to keep an eye on them. Well that’s good. What do they say is gonna happen? I mean it crowds your teeth is one of the main thing it does. Well, that ship has sailed for me. But your teeth keep moving as you get older. They’re gonna start popping out all which a ways. It’s more about not being able to clean them. Yeah. Well, and then it’ll start, like, your other back molars will get sad. Pretty good. That’s pretty good. Hmm. I mean, again, for just something that you’re popping in the oven for a little bit. My tip for everyone is to never look at the back of the box of a pot pie. Cause you don’t wanna know what it says. Oh, got it. It’s like all you, I mean, I’m seeing four digits there. One thousand calories. If you just sat down and ate this, I would. And I will if you don’t watch me. That’s dangerous. It’s a thousand calories just sitting right there in that little thing. So, that’s like maybe the rudest thing. on planet Earth. I think we’ve talked about this before, but like, this is two servings. And it’s just like, I’m sorry, you’re supposed to sit down and eat half a pot pie. 25 grams of saturated fat. It tastes good for a reason, y’all. 60 grams of fat in a pot pie. But it tastes good. When I got my wisdom teeth taken out, I was in my 20s. And the dentist, who was my father in law, had to put one foot on the chair to get one of mine out. Like he, that the, the leverage, and I think he felt comfortable doing it because he was, you know, my father-in-law. Mm-hmm . Yeah. But like, that’s how hard one of mine was grabbing on. It was just, God, what a nightmare. It just popped right out. The stories like that are why I didn’t get them taken out for so long. Yeah. Like, that’s so stressful to think about. Yeah. And I mean, what’s the twist root. Twisted Root. I had that, too. Oh, Twisted Root, only two? Twisted Root sounds like a natural food brand. Either that or a jam band. Yeah. I like a little Zatarainz. I love this meal. New Orleans style blackened chicken Alfredo. I’ve always said Zatarainz. Is it Zatarainz? Because I’ve never noticed the I before. I think that it’s pronounced Zatarans, though, that’s the way they sing it to you in the commercial, I feel like. Okay, yeah, they sing it right at you. They’re like, Zatarans! Right? We’re not gonna look at the, well, this one’s got 460, and it is the whole bowl as a serving. Yeah, and this is, that’s good for you compared to a pot pie. This is great. This is health food. This is my favorite thing so far. Isn’t it so good? Dang. Right? Like the pasta’s good, the chicken is seasoned so it’s flavorful, and like the sauce is like really tasty. This one is, this one goes out of the frozen food category. And into my heart. I am so glad. I, like, I haven’t had this in a while. It was from one of our, like, high protein frozen meals ranking, I want to say, because it has a lot of protein, too. It has 21 grams. But, so good. Tasty. It’s pretty soft. You could probably get it down. I mean, you probably don’t have to chew. You just put a noodle in your mouth and swallow it. I think I could eat. I think I can have a, No, you don’t have to. I think I can. I’ve, I’ve kind of just do, do, I mean, I kind of want you eat one thing, you know. Shove it right in your holes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right in front. Mm. Yeah. See, you like chew in the front. Chew in the front. Just keeping it in the front. Uh, I did it. See, it’s good. Just like that. This has no business being this good. All right, so this is our winner. That’s like restaurant quality. We got other stuff, but I really love it. Why are we loving this so much? I don’t know. It’s good. I’m so glad. So do you remember, like, I don’t know, I remember, like, Blackened Chicken Alfredo being, like, really hot at chain restaurants in the 90s. I recall those days. Good. Now we’re to Stouffer’s Vegetable Lasagna, which, the non vegetable lasagna is very good. I’m laughing because of the size of this little container is sweet and petite. Yeah, that’s cute. That’s real cute. I just don’t know how this is going to have enough flavor for me. Look how, okay, it’s covered in a creamy sauce, which is a good start, I think. Put 48 minutes, or put it in the microwave for 8 minutes. That’s the magic of microwaves. I don’t know why you, 48 minutes to wait, oh no. Just for that. It’s too saucy. I think that looks real good. And you’re getting vegetables, so it’s, it’s health food. Hmm, okay. It’s health food. It is health food. Um. Mmm. Yes, no. It’s got more flavor than it has any business having. Okay, good. Sweet, there’s two things here, It probably has a lot of salt. Who are beyond their business. Mm hmm. Because I said that about this one. Um I mean, it’s not meat lasagna. They have no business. No. And there’s no, it’s more pot pie ish. Don’t think of it like a lasagna. Think of it like a creamy pot pie that has a lasagna top. Mm hmm. Chicken and dumplings. Too much vegetable. Without chicken. Too much vegetable. Too much vegetable. Not enough, um not enough nuance. But people who don’t eat meat I want some blackened something. They might like it. That’s a vegetarian option. Isn’t that nice? It’s very nice. Yeah, we’re thinking of you. See? Thoughts and prayers. Yeah. Well, let’s move right on to Mega Bowls! This one I actually haven’t had. Mega Bowl! This is another, like, Jordan approved. Look at that. Show that to the peeps. Oh, what is that? Or maybe Ariana approved. Is that a banger or is that a chicken? That is chicken. It is white meat Nashville hot chicken. Oh my god. We tried a bunch of these. It’s banquet bowls, and they’re all quite affordable. But some of them are quite bad to eat and taste. But this one was the winner. And yeah. It comes in a paper bowl, which I appreciate that. No microplastics. Now Rhett’s putting my head about microplastics. I can’t stop thinking about it. You’re allowed to have a little as a treat. Listen to the wrong podcast. What did you I mean, I think we’re just all kind of full of them now, right? Oh, the amount that you take in in all these different ways. But the thing you should try not to do is heat things in plastic containers. The good news about this is that, that’s not plastic. Nope. That’s a, that’s a paper or something. This is paper. Now, honestly, the black plastic, the black plastic, the worst. So honestly, what I’ve been doing now. Just take it out of the, yeah. Yeah, when I have something in black plastic, I take it out and put it into a little bowl. Mm hmm. Cause like when you heat it, it like gets so much into the food. We did, we threw out all of our black plastic, like, cookware and stuff like that at home. It’s also a good practice to take the stuff out of this and plate it, because then you feel like you’re not a sad person. Mm hmm, mm hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s the way to jazz up dinner. I thought that was pretty dang good, but it, it kinda screams like You know. It’s single, like college, guy, divorced dad. But it’s tasty. For it to be Nashville hot, it, it, they did a good job with that. I think I can, well, it’s got mashed potatoes, I can eat that. You can eat a lot of mashed potatoes. That’s made for me. You know, we’ve experienced Hungry Man before. We’re experienced Hungry Men. Here we are going back to it. Rhett, take a bite out of that. What do you want to say about this? 16 grams of protein. You just think it tastes good? Okay, so. This is, um, yep. Yeah, because I really think that anything that comes with like white gravy on it is almost automatically better. And, this just, it does not look good. Like, we’re looking at this and it’s like, no, this doesn’t look good. But I was really surprised, like, the chicken patty is actually, like, flavorful. I love those gummy mashed potatoes. Like, you know what I mean? Like, they’re their own. Is that apples? And then there’s apples. I can smell the green beans and know that I’m not gonna like them. Those green beans. That’s a sad little thing. Season your, like, every single, like, company. You’ve already put so much salt. What they’re doing is they’re like, we could make these green beans taste good, but the salt content would go even, go up even more, and so they don’t do it. I know. Exactly. You’re right about the white gravy. Yeah! White gravy. Man, that’s a good name. That’s a good name for, I don’t know. There’s a young gravy. Yeah. And he is kind of a white gravy. I bet you he thought about calling himself white gravy. And he might, now that he’s getting older. Oh, he is gonna, he’s gonna change. He might be thinking about changing it. It’s like a Snoop Lion type thing. Yeah, Rhett. You could have a whole boy band of gravy. You could have like country gravy and white gravy. Oh yeah. Red eye, red eye gravy. And it could be, and that guy has to have one red eye. Yeah. Red eye would be mine for sure. The gravy boys. Okay. What other kind of gravys are there? Giblet gravy. This is the best thing that I’ve had today. That is number one. Take it out of the black plastic. It’s so good. I’m gonna put the hot chicken at number two for me. I’m not gonna argue with that. That’s nice. That’s good. Then the pot pie. Oh, actually, you know, yeah, then the pot pie. Then the Hungery Man, then the pizza, then the vegetable lasagna. Yep. I think it’s cool that you can cook one of these pot pies in the microwave and then the crust is still good. That was surprising to me. Okay. But don’t forget, thousand calories. And thousand calories, yeah. Let me take a look at your holes. I don’t, they’re so far back. Oh. Can you see that? It’s, it’s dark, it’s black back there. Oh. Is there, are there sutures? Uh uh. I really. No, just gaping holes. No, it’s not that gaping anymore. I hate them. They don’t put like some putty in there? No, I don’t know. They don’t tell you anything. They just, it doesn’t, you’re like on gas and they’re like, K, bye! It didn’t, yeah. If you have any questions, Worb worb worb worb worb. That’s how they talk. But I love not having wisdom teeth anymore. Join us. No. Join us. Yeah, yeah, it’s way better over here. Come on. Way better. My remaining teeth wouldn’t know what to do with themselves. I just got these patches back there, I’d just love to. Do you, oh, really? I’m working them. What do you mean? What am I talking about? I’m just feeling the smooth gum back there. Mm, yeah, working that gum. It’s like a preview of things to come. I can’t wait until they’re totally smooth. All right. The Clock-atrice hoodie is available now in two colorways only at mythical.com.