Welcome to Good Mythical More. We like to get to know our crew and so we’ve asked them to tell us what is their weirdest Instagram account that they follow. Hmm. And now we are gonna rank those and ridicule the crew. But first, we’re going to guess the name of a pet. Submitted through the #ReadyPetGo. Or GMM Ready Pet Go. This one’s from Gabby. Let’s take a look at your pet, Gabby. Okay. Oh, that’s a, that’s a long haired Dachshund. That’s what you thought you had. That’s what I thought I had, but now that I see that, I know I didn’t have that. Yeah, I got too much Chihuahua poodle. No, I gotta say, you know, there’s some background Easter eggs here. Easter egg. I see, do I see you with us? Stevie. Yeah, yeah. I just was gonna say Good Mythical Morning’s on, but yep, yep, that’s what I meant. I bet you. That’s the name of the dog. The dog’s name is Stevie. Oh, okay. Buddy. Buddy. Buddy’s a good name for a dog. Buddy. I’ve known a number of buddies in my day. It’s a good name. But, I was pointing out the background because, can we bring up the wheel video one more time? Did you guys see what I saw in the background? No, no, no. There’s too much to look at. I was too busy looking at the cake. I know. Let’s do it. I just want to make sure I saw what I saw. It, yep. Read cat. Bread cat. Bread cat? I thought it said dead cat. And I thought it was like definitely a choice, like, Will It Birthday Cake? And then Dead Cat as the next thing. So I don’t fully understand what it’s referenced to, but I thought it was like, Oh, he was on team hating cats. It’s a bread cat. Alright, fine. Nevermind. It’s a cat that’s a loaf of bread. Yeah, you feel better now? Yeah. Especially now that I know that, uh, the cat’s name is Stevie and that, um. Yep, the bread cat is named Stevie. Yeah. Buddy. Stevie, did you submit a weird Instagram follow for us to read and ridicule? I did not. Okay, well let’s see who did. Um, but I, I, I’m fans of some that you’re going to, uh, be perusing today. Well, let’s start with James. Oh. Okay. Oh, is that? So, the funny thing is, is that we have a point of reference for this. Yep. James follows grippingfoodwithforce. And this is what, this is what James had to say about this. I’m not sure why it makes me laugh, but watching people explode food in their hands is entertaining. Okay? And we do have a video. That is a crispy salad. Too crispy? I don’t know. James. That one didn’t really smush out of the hand. That was a bad one. I don’t like the crunchies as much as the squishies and the smushies. Yeah. Is it the sound or the sight or both? It’s just the absurdity. Yep. Because this isn’t like a sound guy thing. No, this is unrelated to my profession. Hmm. Do you partake? Do you grip food with force? I have not myself indulged, but I could. Do you make friends do it? That would be a very odd thing to make my friends do. Squeeze it, squeeze it, man. Yeah, we’ll hang out if you could squeeze this food. Grip it with force man. Huh? You know now it’s never too early to start. Next party. Yeah. You can clutch cake. My, I, I don’t like this. I don’t like people touching, like touching their food in a non eating kind of way. I like to eat food. Like does gripping food with force person eat the food after Gripping it with force? Do they eat it with force? Do they eat it with finesse? Do they eat it at all? What do you think? This is the You haven’t thought about this? This is why I don’t follow this account. I’m thinking too much. But this is the official, right? Like, I mean, this is gripping food with force. This is the gripping food with force. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 80, 000 followers. Do other people do it now? They’re all, like, submissions from It’s the fan base. It’s not one guy. What’s your favorite food? Is he great with force? Something like a banana where it’s suddenly bursting from the peel like there’s a burst of force. Let’s move on now that he’s done that. Okay. All right. Famous last words. Well, we’re ranking these, so you can leave it out. I think that one’s pretty innocuous. Madison, uh, follows an account called Deep Pocket Monster Official. And his. Someone found that funny. Cause you know what a pocket monster is? Well, I don’t think I would have until I saw I thought it was a euphemism for, um A, a, a, a penis? A pant serpent. Madison, you didn’t know that? No. You’re following, uh, you’re following an account that references, um, a pocket monster, I believe, is, um a squished banana. That’s right. Okay, that’s, that’s bringing a lot to the table here. You did not realize that. That went so far over my head. I don’t think that’s true, though, Madison. No, no, and I know it’s not, because I follow them. And I’ve never once seen that man’s weenie. Yeah, right, yeah, yeah. Well, it’s in the pocket. It’s a Oh, okay. Okay, his account is his hands only, just opening Pokemon cards? Yeah. And you’ve never played Pokemon? Never in my life. And you don’t No, no. Plan to? No, absolutely not. Do you see me? But you watch these videos? Do you understand what’s happening in the videos? Oh, no, I just like looking at the characters. Like, I just think they’re so cute, and then sometimes there’s, like, shiny cards, and it and. You’re really giving Grandma energy today. Okay. Hey. Hey. I don’t know what it means, but I like to watch him have fun. I just like to watch him. I don’t, I, well, and I just, like, some of the names, so he’s got, his, like, whole thing is, like, uh, should I open it or should I keep it sealed? And, like, because he pays stupid amounts of money. He’ll pay, like, 100 for a small little deck of cards that’s, like, ten bucks. Does he ever keep it sealed? Um, no, no, he opens it. And then So the question is not really important. Well, it’s fair. And then at the end he’s like, I shoulda kept it sealed. Um, but basically then each little card, it’s like, this one’s worth a dollar, this one’s worth five dollars, so I lost this much money. I don’t really get into the trading of Pokemon cards, but again, I just like the characters. You just like watching this. And a lot of people do. There’s other things that you watch people open that might be more up your alley. Like what? Like an actual hobby. Bananas. Bananas. Okay. That’s the recommendation. Anything, everything is being unboxed. Okay. Sure. Sure. There’s multiple ways to open a banana. There’s nothing weird about this except what Madison brought to the table. You know? It’s like, the fact that she is into it, she’s, she, you have squarely been the one to make this weird. Because I don’t play Pokemon, and I like the characters. But they’re just cute and little! I hope you weren’t offended by the Grandma Energy comment because it I loved it. I felt like we connected on a deeper level, and you just understand me. I forgot, Link, you’re supposed to be decor-hated throughout this episode. No nuts. That feels related to a deep pocket monster in some way, but I can’t make the correlation. Yep, no nuts. That’s the first one of many that will be cut off. Madison, I think yours is worse, is weirder than gripping food with force. But only because it’s Madison? Only because you have no. Only in the context of Madison. Pokemon. Okay, alright, you heard it from here. Read about Megan’s here. Megan follows an account called Reiki Fairy. Reiki. Is it Reiki? Reiki. Reiki. Reiki Fairy. And it’s genuinely so soothing. So this is where you move. What is Reiki Healing? You move the energy around. Yes, I think so. You don’t know either. I’ve never done Reiki, but this lady seems to know what she’s talking about. But she does it to the camera, so it feels like it’s being done to you. I feel like we need to see it. I feel like we need to see it. Do we have a clip? Powerful solenoid cleanse to give you instant chills. All you need to do is consent to this energy clearing. I consent. To what? I don’t know. Chills. Chills. Okay. Alright. Alright. The interesting thing is there’s 45 people on the other side of that camera making this a reality. She’s not quite a teen. Like, bear with me. Imagine it’s 2am, you can’t sleep, you’ve been doom scrolling on your phone. You come across this lady and she’s like, Shh, everything’s okay. Doesn’t that sound nice? Does it make you sleep? Yeah, it makes me really sleepy. Do you feel like your energy has been manipulated? Uh, no. But, I feel like it’s just kinda soothing. She’s bored you. It’s not boring. It’s like you get the little, you get the little hacking lead. Oh. Davin said it was so embarrassing he wouldn’t use it as an example, so. Well, okay, I have a technical question. Let’s say that Reiki is a real thing. Just for the sake of discussion. And this is, am I right in saying this is where you see the people like pulling stuff Yeah, she does that. Pulling invisible stuff out of people. Energy. Yeah, she’ll pull stuff. I thought also it was the, when it was like, shh, shh, shh. Man. Anything goes, apparently. No, you know what I’m saying? Let’s just focus on. No, I thought Reiki massage, I thought, like, have you been to the farmer’s market and there’s, like, a random booth and then there’s someone laying down and then there’s a man, like. And they’re not, he’s not touching you. He’s not touching, but he’s, like, making that noise. Maybe that’s the type of Reiki, I don’t know, I’m not an expert. Energy work. Energy. But my question is, let’s just say, for the sake of discussion, Reiki’s a real thing. Does it happen through an Instagram video? Yeah, it doesn’t feel super personal, to be honest. Like, from a logistical, technical situation. If I’m a person who can move energy around, and you can, at the farmer’s market, yes, you come into my booth, I see the energy, I’m moving the energy, okay? But Instagram, it’s just going out to every single person, is the energy like, oh, someone is watching an energy, someone is watching an Instagram video right now, I can feel I need to move around in this person’s body. That’s why you have to consent to it. Yes. You know? You think it works. Yes. So you think if the first thing works. No, I don’t think it works, but I think if the first thing works, the second thing works. It might as well just be the same. It works over space and time. Yes. Okay. Well, you would say that because you are yeast infected. I don’t, I don’t. Is this worse than gripping food with force? That’s comedic. I think a lot of people are into this. Uh, and it depends on where you’re starting point whether or not this is a red flag for you. I’m gonna put it. But you don’t think it’s as bad as Pokemon. Uninterested in Pokemon viewing. Next. Let’s go with Carnie. Poorly drawn GMM. I didn’t know this was a thing! 167 followers, 337 posts. So, Carney, you discovered this and you didn’t tell anybody? I’m telling you now. I don’t remember how It’s not poorly drawn. I found it exactly, but it’s pretty great. They are very talented, Mythical Beasts, obviously, and they’ve gone for a couple years, like thousands of pictures in here, and they’ll dig back into the archive of, they’re just random iconic moments or just moments you’ve forgotten about and they’re really fun. Huh. Well, I’ll be. This is the best, dude. This is awesome. This is quite a find. So this is, this is, this is not even on the charts. This is not anything to be embarrassed by. Oh, so this is the least embarrassing? Yeah. Oh yeah, you should go over here. You should go over here. Listen. Yes. Don’t be a little batch. What? These are all baking puns. Baking puns. You want me to be King Batch? Remember him? He’s still doing his thing. Still, yeah. All right. Yeah. Um, Nicole! Nicole! Hey! What’s up? What you follow? Nicole follows Rate My Chives. That’s right. And you said it’s fun to see beautiful chives and ugly chives. Yes. What? I’m not gonna justify it. Either you get it or you don’t, you know? So it’s a bunch of pictures of chives, and the, the name of the account is called Chive Talking. At least that’s what it says there, and then on, it says Rate My Chives, but then Chive Talking. I just love beautiful chives. Like, whenever you see them all, like evenly cut and there’s no bruising and they’re just gorgeous and these tiny little circles. It just does something to me, you know? How often is there a bad chive? Oh, it’s pretty often. It’s there’s a whoever runs this account is an incredibly harsh critic. Oh, so you submit your chives? Never. No, I can’t handle that kind of rejection. But one does submit. People do that. You may submit. Yes. People that aren’t you submit and then he rates. Correct. The chives. And then you look at the ratings and see if you did good. And I go, ha ha, that’s right. That is a 4.7. Yeah. Or yes, that is an 8.9. I really trust them. I think if you make chives and you know how this is done, which I think is by chopping. Correct, yes. Very astute. I think it evokes Your yeast fell? I’m fine. Okay. I think it evokes something for you that for people who haven’t created chives it doesn’t evoke. Create chives. What does that mean? Create chives? When you’re creating chopped chives. Minced chives. Yeah. Okay. When you mince chives, it has a sensation that this evokes for you. Correct. There’s an art form to it, like you gotta make sure, like there’s, you can like use a paper towel to wrap around it to make sure that everything is even, the sharpness of your knife, the, the kind of cutting board you’re using, all of these factors go into making a beautifully cut chive. I get this. It’s not as good as GMM, but. I get this, and I can see why you would appreciate it. And you can also completely enjoy it visually because you look at the chives and you know right off the bat Do they do it or do they not do it, not weird. Now, Mikaela I think you’re taking us to weird town What is it. Mikaela follows, I love you and I miss you. Well, you know what. Play it. I think that’s the best way to see this. Yeah, Let’s see it again. I love you, and I miss you, and I’m thinking about you every day and night. I love you too, my ma. I love you, honey. I really do. I appreciate that. Every day and night. Every day and night. I know it. I know it. And I’m thinking about you. Well, alrighty. And I love you. And I miss you. Yes. Little Bubbie child, little Bubbie child. This is the first is great one that I will be following. Oh my God. So where do these, what’s the story here? Half a million followers. Um, just the most, it’s on the card, but basically like, it just popped up on my TikTok first, and then I discovered that they have an Instagram and it looked better on Instagram to me. Mm-hmm. Um, but they, it’s literally Lil Bubby child. His name is Bubby. Um, he is a hillbilly, and he just draws pictures and tells stories about his hillbilly family. But he’s voicing all the characters? I think so, yeah. It’s not like he’s, um, recording a conversation with his mimo. There is one, like a few that are actual conversations with like, other family members. And they sound just like that. This is better than GMM. Oh my god! This is the best one. I gotta say, I mean It’s incredible. It’s amazing. It’s like a museum of hillbillies. I love it. I will be following it. It’s an amazing post. Amazing page. Okay. Well, it wasn’t weird. You remain unscathed. Dylan Lalloyd. What you got for us? Infrabren. Makes cringy videos. His interactions with people are so good though, and I can’t get enough of it. Here’s an example of his absurdity. I know about this guy. Play one. Love is in the air. In an elevator. When’s the wedding? No. No? Oh, come on. Now, what to do with you. Hahahaha. Interesting. Don’t worry, I don’t bite. Hehehehehe, hard. Ok. Wow. And listen, it gets way worse than that. How creepy. Is he always hanging out in the elevator door? No, it’s anywhere in public. Yeah, he’s anywhere, uh, the newest thing is elevators. But, uh, yeah, he wears, like, these glasses that have a camera in them. So, people think that he’s, he has a smartphone out, but nobody knows that he’s recording them. So, it’s great. And he has, like, he has proprietary products, like I can’t remember any of them, but they’re, like, very weird. Like, dolphin urine or whatever. And he’ll be like, You want a sip of my dolphin urine? Like, it’s very, like, it gets a little off putting. 870,000 followers. But the other thing that he does is he starts a conversation as if he, as if you know each other. It was like that time in Cincinnati, and he’s like, he just, he just leans into it in that same way, and So you follow this guy? Uh, I don’t know if I follow him, but he has popped up enough for me to be familiar. I think I was afraid to actually click follow. It’s a little cringy, but But Dylan, you were not. I wasn’t afraid. I think I just kinda, I wish I was him, you know, he’s, he’s fearless. He can just, he can just do that, and yeah. I’ll, I’ll watch, but I don’t want to be in the elevator with him or anything, you know? No, you don’t. So, I mean, are you fearful? Of, of what? You said he’s fearless, I’d like him. Oh, yeah, I mean, he can, he could, it’s so cringy, how do you do that? But I didn’t think you were a fear, fear filled person. I don’t feel fears? I mean, you don’t seem scared. But you have a normal level of fear or awkwardness. Yeah. Yeah. Matter of fact, you, you might, he might seem a little scared all the time actually. Oh yeah, you think so? Yeah. Are you, are you a little scared all the time? I’m a little scared. I feel like he’s, he feels slightly curious all the time. Yeah. Yeah, it’s very cringy, um, I fear of, like, watching this in public, like, people don’t know what I’m watching, it’s weird, you know? Right, okay, yeah. You fear being caught, that’s why I didn’t follow it. We got Jordan Morris, he’s not here. Why are we gonna talk about Jordan? Because we can say anything we want to about him. Okay. He submitted out of context Archie comics. So, even if you just look at this panel, a puss full of pie? Question mark. Puff Puff, blowing up some sort of a life Size doll. I’ll cover you with wet sand. That’ll make it extra firm. If you say so. What? We can hose each other off when we finish. It’ll feel good. So, Link, each one of these is a single panel. I know, I know. I’m just reading them. But you didn’t, you, you said weird. You said what? As if you needed it explained. No, but I’m just trying to figure out how that could actually be in a comic within another context and be made okay. What? Well, I think Archie is building a sandcastle in that one where she wants it to be extra firm. Well, just follow, um, poorly drawn GMM in them, you know. Let’s do some self promo here. Here you go. Needs constant attention. Muffin to talk about. I should bisquit. And Unsalted Butterface. Head over to sporked. com to find the best cake mixes and canned frostings according to their rigorous taste tests.