GMMore 2778: We Play Extreme Charades

Welcome to Good Mythical More. You ever played fishbowl? Well, if you have, you’re gonna love watching us play it. And if you haven’t, well, you’re gonna love watching us play it. But first, ten word story, just to warm ourselves up a little bit here. Ham boy. Ham boy, one word? Hamboy. Loves. Trekking. Across. Andy’s. Yard? [Laughter]. Because. He. Is. Not. Fond. Of. Sharp. Oh, I forgot to count. Are we at ten? That’s it. He is not fond of sharp. I was thinking of the Andy’s Mountains. Hamboy loves trekking across Andy’s yard because he is not fond of sharp. Alright, that’s uh. Stevie. That’s good. Might I, might I tell you the rules and tell the Mythical Beasts watching the rules? Is that what you’re gonna ask me or are you gonna ask me something else? I was gonna say, Stevie, could you explain what’s happening? Ah! That’s what I was gonna say. I was trying to do it while this thing was spinning because I thought that was cool. Oh yeah, yeah. It would have been cooler. Uh, okay. Fishbowl. Normally played in teams. That’s not fun. We’re playing the cooperative version today. You’re gonna go back and forth giving clues and guessing. It’s gonna be played in three rounds. Okay. With the same set of cards. Shuffle between rounds. First round. What’d you say? What’d you talk about? Yeah, exactly. First round. You can say any word to get your partner to say the word on the card except the word. So like kind of taboo ish. As many words as you want? Yeah, second round, you can only say one word. Like, password. This is like Monikers. We played it at game night, man! Remember that? I wasn’t there that night. Third round. Classic charades. So you’re just, you’re getting a littler and littler as we go on. Hold on, but it’s the same cards every time, so we should remember. Same cards every time. Is it back and forth or one person? Back and forth. And also, uh, I have some time guidance so that you may judge yourselves. Um, if you get it under, all three rounds under 15, incredible. If you get it between 15 and 17, pretty good. Uh, 17 and 19, fine, I guess. Who came up with this? I can’t, I’m not at liberty to say. This is official. This is official words. Because sometimes, y’all and math. Uh, 20 minutes plus, oof. Oof, and you don’t wanna be oofed. Why are, why do these things just line up with, like, the preferred running time of a Good Mythical More? Right, a little sus. You know, we can’t question fishbowl rules. Okay, alright. I’m ready. Tell me when it’s time to start. Oh, sorry, passing is allowed. Lay the pass cards face down and circle back to them after you’ve finished the rest of the deck. Circle back. Well, we’ll put them back in. Alright. On your mark. We might, don’t put them back in, just set them aside. Because we might go back, you know. That’s right. Get set. Go. Okay, this is a painting that they put, um, um, Mona Lisa. Yep. Okay. That’s the only painting I know. Put sauce on it. Okay, Jordan Morris plays this fantastical character. Uh, Cotton Candy Randy. Oh, I have to do this now. Um, this is something you win if you’re really good at film acting. An Oscar. The Voice of God. Stevie. Yours are all GMM related. Um, this is a hairy spider that I’ve been– Tarantula. Okay, uh, you, this is like a Hawaiian themed thing that you put around your belly and spin. Lai. No, put it on your belly and spin it. It’s a grass skirt. You keep it up. A hula hoop. Don’t get mad at me. Alright, this is something that stings you and you have to pee on yourself or a friend. Jellyfish. Okay, this is when on this show, if you get everything right, we call it a? Queen Sweep. Alright, this is, um, this is a, a building that is– Empire State Building. Is not straight up and down but people go see. Leaning Tower of Piza. Okay. Uh, they have this at the restaurant that serves sandwiches that we hate. Mayonnaise. And it’s 12 inches long. Uh, 12 inches cookie. A cookie. A subway cookie? No, it is the sandwich. What do you call that? What? A foot long. A food long what? Sub sub. Um, this is the clown that made movies. It? Uh, Pennywise? Yeah. The clown that made movies. That’s not how I remember it. Okay, this is if you need to clean out your rectum. Um, a colonic. No, but more like do it yourself. You’ve done it yourself. Many times. You talk about it. You brag about it. Before you travel, you will do a? My wife’s finger. You can put coffee on it and do it. Uh, enema. Yes. Um, okay, so this is an ice cream shop that has, that– Baskin Robbins. And it makes a blended ice cream milkshake treat that is also a weather phenomenon. Uh, that is the, uh. People used to cruise around and then they would stop at this. Dairy Queen. Dairy Freeze. Dairy Queen, yep. And what is their milkshake called? Oh, the Blizzard. So it’s all three of those words. Dairy Queen Blizzard. My and your wife’s favorite drink. Soft drink. You’re, you’re, Dr. Pepper. Specifically? Diet Dr. Pepper. That, yes. Um, this is a musical about the Wizard of Oz and witches. Wicked. Okay, we did this with that woman from Finland. We jumped, we put them in between our legs and we jumped over it. And it was called? Uh, Hobby Horsing. Yes. This has swept the country and taken over tennis courts. Pickleball. Okay, uh, Detroit’s finest rapper. Um, uh. White rapper. Eminem. Uh, This is something Carnie is really good at. Hot dog on a stick. Yeah, it’s hot dog, but it’s um, the act of consuming them. Slurping up a hot dog, eating a hot dog. Eating hot dogs, eating. Okay, Slurping down a glizzy. Uh, you chew this if you want to, uh, you chew it, you chew it, but you don’t, don’t swallow it. A zyn? Um, a…. And your nana used to chew it for you and give it to you. Bubblegum. Um, once you get sucked into this, you’re never coming back. Vortex. Well, it’s out there. Polar Vortex. It’s not cold. Whirlpool. It’s a vacuum in space. Black hole. Uh, okay. The official sport of North Carolina. Your dad loves it. Beer drinking. Nope, it involves racing. NASCAR. Um, okay, this is not much different than the hot dog one from the last round, but instead of hot dog, it’s a liquid in a bowl. Eating soup. Eating soup. That’d be great for charades. Okay, uh, this is an extraterrestrial being that visits Earth. We call them? Alien. This is an extraterrestrial being that, uh, sadly I wish would visit Earth. God? Yeah. God. Okay, this is a succulent. We have some, uh, at the creative house. A cactus. A cactus. Alright, um, this is a, this is a game that, uh, children play with, uh, a creature that is the most deadly in Africa. Hungry, Hungry Hippo. Okay, this is when you want it to look, you want your vehicle that has a flatbed, so not a car, but a? Truck. To look like it’s an animal with balls. You would put? Truck nuts. Yes. Okay, and this is a very famous skateboarder. Oh, um, uh, Tony, uh, Hawk. I almost said Toby Keith. May he rest in peace. Okay, and finally, this is when you, like, go out into a parking lot and you start jumping over stuff and people start. Parkour. All right, so now we’re moving on to the other one. What does the time say? That says 5:48. Oh, we’re killing it. So now, so fold these all back up. Foldy. Well, maybe pause the iPad. Pause the iPad! Ah! Dammit! Ah! I mean, what does this say about us that mine were so neat and yours were so not? And we’re gonna save time if you reach for one right when you’re done. Or right after the other person, you know? Could be reaching while the other guy’s going. Because you can reach and think at the same time, can you reach and think that’s what I was doing. Okay. Alright, start the time. Hold on, don’t start yet. One word. I feel like you need to jiggle it. Just a little bit? Like shake them up. One word only. Clown. Pennywise. Sandwich. Cookie. Subway. Uh, sub sandwich. Submarine. Uh. Can I say more words now? No, he’s supposed to, you’re supposed to remember what they were. Subway. Hoagie. I didn’t say Hoagie. Pass. Uh. Passes are going up there. Drink. Diet Dr. Pepper. Spider. Tarantula. Jordan. Oh, uh, Cotton Candy Randy. Uh huh. Win. What word are you saying? Win. W I N. Win. Pickleball. No. It’s okay. We’ll get back to it. We’ll get back to it. Um. Angry. Pass. Actor. John Stamos. Uh. Actor. Actor. Was this me or was this you? Actor. John Voight. Why only John’s? I don’t, I don’t. And also not. I don’t, I don’t remember. Okay. Um. Go ahead. Uh, lesbian. Stevie. You’re more than that to us. Rectum. You can say that again. Uh, black hole. Nope. Um, Uh, Trotting. Hobby horsing. Ice cream? Dairy Queen Blizzard. Um, White. Eminem. We, that’s not all we think of you. Building. Leaning Tower of Pisa. Pisa? No, I’m too old for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, Worship. God. Wizard. Wizard? You don’t remember what we talked about, do you? We’re passing on a lot of things. Gandalf. Uh, Nana. Bubblegum. Racing. NASCAR. Um, court. Pickleball. Rectum. You passed on that one. Oh, black hole. Really messed me up on that. Slurping. Eating soup. Carny. Eating hot dogs. Prickly. Cactus. Extraterrestrial. Alien. Africa. Hungry, hungry hippo. Ha ha ha! Um. Redneck. Uh, redneck. Um, Pass. What did you say? Redneck. Oh. Flips. Flips? Flips. Flips. It’s not hobby horse anymore. Pass. Skateboard. Tony Hawk. Peeing. Uh, Peeing. I just can’t remember. Okay. You almost got it. Last one. Painting. Mona Lisa. Alright, so here we go. Back through. Alright, so we’re going back through. Can we go, do we go back through them all together? Or I take the ones, and he takes the ones. I think you should stick with the stacks that you have. Um, uh, Hawaii. Hula hoop. Yes. Okay. Um, bumper. Bumper. Bumper. Bumper. Bumper sticker. Bumper. Parking. Parking. Bumper. Pass. I got it. I know what I’m gonna say next time. Oh, now it’s my turn. Uh, Sting. The police. Pass. Uh, Oz. Wicked. What was your clue last time? Wizard. Wizard? I should have said Oz. Oh, yeah. Don’t look at that. Don’t look at that. Um. Jumping. Jumping. You said flipping, and jumping. I don’t remember anything about acrobatics, or Uh, You don’t remember that? It’s not hobby horsing, because we did that. Did I give this clue, or did you give this clue? I think I did. Oh, I’m just blanking. Okay, um, rectum. But you shouldn’t give the same clue again. That’s the one that I didn’t get. And don’t show it to me. Rectum. Colonic. Was my guess. Right, so now you know it’s. I still don’t know. Oh, I can keep guessing? Might as well. Uh, after colonic, what did I say? Cause you said, um, cleaning out your rectum, and I made a joke about my wife’s finger. I remember that. Yep. Okay. I went blank after that. I was kinda, my mind was distracted. Honestly, if you’re thinking like that, I don’t think I can tell you, I don’t think I can say anything else. I don’t, honestly, I don’t know if I can say anything else. Because you’re saying everything about it, other than what it’s called. When you clean out your rectum. Oh, enema. Enema. An m&m. You don’t really clean out the rectum. You clean out the whole intestine. You cheated. But it does go through the rectum. Okay, so central? Heating. Okay. Central casting. Central Park. Park. Central. This is the flipping and the, and the, and the jumping and the central parkour. That’s it. You don’t remember that at all, huh? Uh, award. Oscars, Oscar. Um, so this is, um, tentacles. Jellyfish. Yes. I’m out. Okay, um, Perfect. My hand smells like a smoke dip. Perfect. Okay, go back to this. Perfect. Go back to this. Um, 12 inches. Um, 12 inches is a foot. And we’re talking, foot long. Yeah. Foot long sub. Yeah. Okay, now. Ahem. Broom. Uh. Broomstick, broom, witches ride brooms, uh, but witches is, was wicked. This isn’t rectum, is it? Pass. Oh, you already got that. Okay, um, testicles. Now you’re going to know which ones I’m doing because I got down to two, so you’ll, you’ll be getting. You’d like to think that, wouldn’t you? Yeah. No, I’m saying now you’ll know. Okay. Because I’m going to put this down. I don’t remember what that’s associated with besides testicles, though. I’m trying, and I’m so far from remembering the last round. Well, we’re hurting for time, but we can do this. I’m putting it down, putting it down. Just remember, that’s Testicles. Testicles. King. Uh, queen sweep. Yep. Uh, balls, ball. Vehicle. Uh Testicle vehicle. Uh, Boxer briefs? That’s how I carry my testicles. Ball, a vest, a vehicle that’s made out of a ball that’s made out of testicles. Testicles and a ball. Ball. Can I start giving more? Cause like, it’s just one. I don’t know, I’m kinda liking it as is. Hanging. Hanging testicles from a vehicle. Oh, truck nuts! All right. What’s the time? What’s the time? 16:28. Okay, let’s pause it. So we’re gonna, so pretty good, right? Hey, we’re in pretty good right now. We’re gonna act these out. Yeah, but we haven’t done the third. No, you haven’t. Just keep them in your hand, maybe. Oh, yeah, that won’t work. That, yeah. Cause it’s gotta be, gotta divide them up. You thought that was hard. This is gonna be so hard. I don’t like memory games. But, now that we went through it twice. Well, some of them are mine, and some of them are yours. Yeah, but now, we’re more familiar with them. I think, I think it’s gonna happen. I believe in us. I believe in us. Yeah, yeah, we gotta have confidence. If anything, we gotta have confidence. All right, so So I’m gonna go ahead and grab my next one while you do that. Stevie. Eminem. Very fast rapper. Um God. Yep. Uh, hobby horsing. Eatin soup! Uh, peeking from behind a, hiding, um, this is a creature, uh uh, with, with crossed eyes, Sean, your dog. Um, what? Oh, uh, Pennywise. Okay, um, Nascar. Yep, yep, yep. Rectum. Uh, is it what you said for rectum? Anima. Black hole! Alright, um, Blizzard. Yeah. It’s a drink that you like, but I don’t like it? Uh huh. Um, uh, Martini. It’s one of the ones we’ve been doing! I don’t, pass. One of the, um, Redneck. Truck nuts. Telling a secret. Telling a secret. With a big beard. Oh, Cotton Candy Randy. Okay. Okay. Bubble gum. Um. Parkour. Eating hot dogs. Um. Paddle ball. Pickle ball. Oh, Hungry Hungry Hippo. Yeah. Leaning Tower of Pisa. Okay. Wicked. Yeah. Skipping over something. Oh, Tony Hawk. Okay, um. Truck nuts. Footlong sub. Yeah. We eatin truck nuts. Hula hoop. You have a stick. This thing on. Microphone. You’re holding something. Pass. Okay, uh. Mona Lisa. Okay, so this one, um. Tarantula. Uh, uh Uh Guh Alien. Okay. I made a noise. I guess that’s not really a Pickleball. Okay. NASCAR. Um, truck nuts. Okay, so this, this one Oscar. Oh. Okay. Anyway. Yeah. Cactus. Enema. Okay, okay, check this out. Check this out. Queen sweep! Jellyfish. And here I have this one. I’m going back. Oscar. Yes! What’s the time? Me personally, I don’t want it, but you want it. You want to drink it, and I don’t want to drink it. Oh yeah! He really liking mezcal. I don’t remember, dude. You were drinking something. A milkshake. I remember drinking a milkshake, uh, Beer. It makes you feel good. It slims you. It’s a, it’s a drink that I don’t like that makes you, that slims you. Me. Me, I’m gonna give it to Dr. Pepper, my wife. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Diet Dr. Pepper. Yes, time. What’s the time? 22:43. So that’s really good, right? Oh, that’s an oof territory. Sorry to say. Did we get it to merit? Yeah. Well, shoot, that was like a workout. Get the GMM set blueprint tees now at mythical. com.

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