Welcome to Good Mythical More, today we’re bringing on some crew members who have been recognized for their Good Mythical contributions in public. Hey! I mean not like giving an award, I mean more like a fan saw them and spoke to them. That’s better than an award in my book. Yes it is. But first, let’s define a word that we don’t know. Okay. Zeebeck. X E B E C. It looks like a drug. It’s like… Xebec may cause unbridled urges. I think it negates Xanax. If you’ve had too much Xanax, reach for a Xebec. Reach for a Xebec. I think it’s the center for the Clippers. What is it? A small three masted vessel of the Mediterranean. Come on in, guys. Come on in, don’t be– Bringin in the crew, bringin in the crew. The crew that’s been met by you. Hey, I know you. Aren’t you, uh, Hot Dog on a Stick guy? That’s me. Aren’t you– I’m also Matt. Yeah. It’s the other Matt. And aren’t you Ah! And haven’t you– Yes! I thought so. Alright, we’re gonna match the story. We’re gonna do this. To the person. We’re gonna start with a bar encounter. Okay, give this one to Emily. Uh. Excuse me, the rest of us are cool, too. It’s not just Emily that goes out and does cool, fun stuff. I would say oftentimes it is what I’ve partaken. Okay, all right. And that’s what I recognize. I mean, these boys have kids. They don’t go out to bars. I go to bars. I’m sober, but I go, and I scold the clientele. Right. Uh huh. I tell them, what are you doing here? Keep them straight. And you take your toddler? All year. Wow. Just stops. You mean 2025? Yeah. Oh, look at that. Yeah, that’s the year that we’re in. Pretty good. Pretty good. When does this release? What about you, Emily? What, what about, have I, have I stopped? Yeah. No, how would I, how could I continue doing these lovely Sporked videos? Yeah. If I get busy. Right, we have no interest in her sobriety. I’m literally holding a promo. You guys, I can’t, I can’t work here. It’s all in the line of duty. So we’ve narrowed it down, I believe. Well, yeah, I think we might have because after the LA Good Mythical Tour date, the crew all went to a bar down the street from the venue. Two very nice and very drunk fans decided to come along. Once we arrived, oh, present tense. Oh, I guess we were all in that already. Once we arrived, people split off into different conversations and spread out around the bar. Amy was in a group next to me and Jen and Caitlin. I looked to my right and saw one of the fans lifting up a dart. I looked to my left and Amy’s head was directly under a dartboard. I yanked Amy back right as the fan threw the dart at the board. Amy is still alive to this day. Because of this person with cat like reflexes. This person saved Amy’s life. How did we not know about this? This person should have at least won the Mythie. Do people know what the Mythie is? No, they don’t. There’s an award show? It’s intra. It’s intra awards. Intra awards. Only for us. We nominate, you know, our co workers who do nice things. If you haven’t been, if you don’t know about it, I’ve never been nominated. You’re not gonna. I do lots of nice things. I ain’t getting nominated neither. Is it cause I, is it cause I keep stealing snacks from the green room? Yes! That’s it. But they’re free. So at first I was thinking, because this was a Good Mythical Tour date, it had to be Emily, but because this was the L. A. Good Mythical Tour date. Could be anyone. Could be anybody here. I remember Carney told a story about being at a bar, being at a bar with other mythical people who were mostly women, and the guy came up and said How do you do it? That was that was a good mythical evening. Okay, that was me, Myrick who else? It was you, Brittany, Gwynnedd, Maureen and Brittany, and an, and an older man came over and was like, You are, you must be so good at sex, basically. Yeah, you’re just co worker. How do you do it? Well, I work with them. This seemed like a man who maybe has never worked before. Or had sex. Yeah, he’s like, how do you sex? No, literally, could you tell me? Yeah, exactly. Weird. So this doesn’t have to be Carney. But let’s give it to Carney. Uh, you’d think Carney would save somebody’s life. Not Amy. Just kidding. Definitely not going the other direction. Ooh! Okay, you’re getting it. You’re getting it. Okay, let’s read this one. Come here. Come here. Kitty, kitty. A fan gave me vintage issues of Penthouse and Playboy magazines from the month I was born and then bought a drink for me and my two friends. Hmm. So, so this is a, at a place where you could buy someone a drink. So this is a public place, but the fan had soft porn mags on them. Soft. Penthouse? Penthouse? I was going to say, is it? Pretty hard? I mean, that is considered art. That’s true. Uhm. I guess my point is. Was he stalking you? Because how would he have the magazines or did he have a van full of every year and just, lemme go back to my van and get Yeah. Yeah. He’s got a van a year. He has a, this man has a van, not a van. It’s a traveling library. . Yes. And it’s says the book Mobile. Yeah, it’s the book. It says the month. That they were born, so I assume that’s just twelve magazines. He probably keeps them in a backpack, like a normal person. To give them, so, the month. So not the month, but the year. He just goes in bars quick. What’s your birthday? I’ll be right back. Are you from something I know. I have porn for you. Yeah, it’s quite a system. So far the fan’s looking real good. They drive around with porn and throw darts at people. Yeah, you will not be being named. I’m pretty sure that I’ve caught wind of this story. Oh, well that feels strategic. I wasn’t there for it, but I’m pretty sure, I think I’ve heard Emily tell this story in um, you know, off camera environs. Feels like you heard something about how people give me porn. Yeah, that’s a bold move for a man to buy a woman a drink and give her porn. It’s weird. That’s a bold move. That’s weird. Do it say it’s a man? I think it’s friendly. No it doesn’t. It doesn’t say that it’s a man. Feels like it though to me. I don’t know. I don’t know. It’s a man. Educated guess. It’s a completely different vibe coming from a woman. Yeah. That would be cool. That would be weirder. Urgent care, uh oh. One day I woke up and discovered I was bleeding from the anus. So far so good. And now, on with the story. My partner strongly recommended I go to urgent care, and although I really didn’t want to, I did eventually go. I soon found myself on an examining table, facing the wall, lying on my side, pants down. Two doctors stood behind me, examining my anus, and discussing it amongst themselves. They soon came to the conclusion that the bleeding was due to a small, undetected hemorrhoid, that I had, that had popped, I’m allergic to hemorrhoids. This is, this is detailed. That had popped in my sleep. Mm. Nothing to be concerned about. Good news. They sent me home with some preparation H suppositories meant to treat any lingering symptoms. When I got home, I inserted the first of many suppositories into my anus and I have to say, I didn’t hate the feeling. This is too much information. I feel like we’re still not getting to the fan part. Yeah. Now, I have no reason to believe either of the doctors in this story recognize me from the show or from anywhere else for that matter. But can you imagine if they had? What is this? What is this? Awkward. I’m curious why it took two doctors to tell someone they had one hemorrhoid. Yeah, that’s true. I feel like we gotta get this across. They held hands. They were dating. Yeah, they were dating. And then, I think that maybe Jordan saved Amy’s life. I like Amy. I do sometimes think I’m recognized in a doctor’s office, but sometimes when you think you’re getting recognized, you’re like, am I just right? A narcissist, right? Or they, it’s just like, you feel like someone’s looking at you and being weird? Those don’t have to be mutually exclusive, right? Yeah, right. I will say before I went in for my double foot surgery last year, um, the nurse that was helping me was like doing something with my body and I was like lying there naked. And then he was like, And tell Rhett and Link I said hello. And I said, you are not allowed to tell any fans about my naked body. It is illegal. That is so unprofessional. That did happen to me. I saw the Grinch at Universal Studios. Uh huh. And got like my picture done with it and he goes, and tell Rhett and Link I said hi. Those crazy guys. And I was like. I auditioned for that part. I was gonna be Rhett. I mean, but you weren’t naked. How do you know? My primary care doctor was a fan of the show. He was a big fan of the show and sometimes after our appointments he’d be asking questions about it and I, you know, I regret that I’ve been sober for so long because I was like, oh if I was still on drugs I would be like, how about some prescriptions for a live show? Want to see a live show? Uh, merch, merch discount. Uh, yeah. Maybe you could get some tongue depressors or something. Yeah, I know. Those are great. Do they still have treasure chests that you can get stuff from at the end of the appointment? And lollipops, yeah. Are kids the only ones allowed to go in there? Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. That’s the pediatrician. Yes, you’re thinking of a pediatrician. Yeah. I was talking to a couple of Mythical Beasts outside of a live Rhett and Link show. When those Mythical Beasts left, another went out to me and asked who I was. When I said I was a part of the Mythical crew, they said, no, you’re not. I’ve never seen you before. And I spent the next few minutes trying to prove that I was on the show. I named various characters I had played, and the Mythical Beast insisted he, quote, Never heard of any of those characters. Eventually, I pulled out my phone, and played an episode I was in. The Mythical Beasts believed me, but was unimpressed with my character work. Wow. I was. There’s two, there’s two of them. Okay, so, yeah. This is a nightmare. I don’t, I don’t know. I was walking out of Target, and the security guard stopped me and said, Hey, are you on GMM? When I said yes, he was very excited. He took a pic we took a picture together, and when other target workers walked by to see what was happening, he explained to them that I was on GMM. When they didn’t know what that was, he said, It’s a YouTube show where these fools eat hamburgers and shh. Beep. It’s hilarious. Eat hamburgers and shh. So we got some character work. We’ve all done that. Yes, yes, we are all equally unrecognized. For our contributions. I’m sure we are. We all have mythies. Uh, I’m feeling very strongly about Emily. Feeling pretty strongly about Matt. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It could be. Yeah, I’m usually not face– That’s right, yeah. Got some character work, but no one should. You go to Target. Are you the, you play North Carolina? On a Or whoever does that. I’m still trying to figure out who does that. Whoever does that. Okay, um, let’s start with the Carnster. Carnarino. Um. Okay, this is me. Urgent care? Urgent care, it did happen. I mean, the story happened and the thing didn’t. Nobody recognized me. Sorry to hear that. This is mostly just– But you don’t know. They might have. They might have. Man, maybe they were being polite. They just didn’t say anything. Or maybe they recognized me from behind. This is amazing. This is literally just an excuse for you to talk about the time when your anus bled. Yeah. You were just like, I don’t have a story. But what if I did have a story? I had a story. Hmm. Um, but I think the guys may have heard me tell it about Donald Duck. Once? What? I went to Disney World. Disney World? And, I was taking a picture with my wife and my daughter, we waited in line to meet Donald Duck. And he completely ignored my wife and daughter and kept shaking my hand. And I’ve never had a character shake my hand before. Or ignore the child. So it could be one of those, like, am I being a narcissist? No, no, that is something. But he can’t say anything. He can’t say anything. He was like, looking at me, and he was like. I think it…. was one of your proctologists. It was the doctor. All I know is I am going to start calling you Dr. Hemorrhoid. I’ll take it. Guilty. Liebert? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was me. That was me. Yep. I, uh, this was outside of, um, when you guys were doing the, uh, the book tour. Okay. And, uh, the, yeah, there were all these mythical beasts. They were like talking to everybody else. And then I was standing there and they were like, this person’s like You pulled up a video of yourself. Yeah, I literally was like, I swear to God, I’m on the show. This was, this was Bleak Creek. Yes. Bleak Creek. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, and, uh. You were pretty… Unknown at that point. Well, I was like, I think Domino’s Dirk is a pretty world renowned character. He’s a guy who works at Domino’s. And, uh, yeah, and then I pulled it up and the person was like, oh, okay. And then begrudgingly took a picture. I almost, because I was like, we don’t have to. Well, it kind of seemed like you needed it. Oh no, we all needed it bad that night. There was like Cotton Candy Randy really getting a lot of attention over there, and then Stevie and Chase, and then there’s the rest of us just like, Uh, uh, uh, check us out, like take pictures with us, and they were like, uh, and then they just go to somebody else. Yeah, yeah. But the Target thing also was cool. Yeah, the Target security guard who was, every time I’d see him, we’d be, you know, hey, it was great. It was like, it was almost like being a celebrity. That moment of somebody getting a picture with you and then the people that they’re with or their friends that they work with. Having to explain it. So then yeah, they’re like, what do you do? Right? I just always say ask him. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’m not gonna explain it to you. Yeah, I can’t explain it. Yeah, I eat hamburgers and shh It’s like they’re mad you’re getting recognized like yeah Well, what’s the big deal about this? And it’s like, honestly, I don’t know. This isn’t why we do it. I wonder every day why I get recognized. I just wanted to buy some sriracha. Emily? Yeah, this, um This was a lovely fan who was in the meet and greets for Good Mythical Tour. Oh, that explains it. They were prepared to meet you. They were prepared. So they brought the pornography. Yes, which honestly, they’re pretty cool. Like, the penthouse one is pretty cool. Vintage, vintage porn. It’s great. Um, uh, yeah, I, I don’t like, I don’t think it’s that creepy. I think, yeah, although the fact that they knew. When I was born that element was it the year and month or just the month? It was the year and month. Wow. Late 90s. Yes Which currently google says I was born in, uh, 87. And I love that. So we’re going to say that, um, thank you. And, uh, but then afterwards, this was in St. Louis. And then afterwards I went with some friends cause family lives in St. Louis and we went to go get drinks and he was there and he was like, can I buy y’all some drinks? And I was like, yeah, yes you can. And then I gave him a flame gems necklace. Oh. That I made. Oh, snap it to a flum joe. Yeah, snap it to a flum joe. I wanted to make that commercial, to be honest, um, but no, then I’ve, I’m trying to remember there was something else. Also people, you can say hi to me. Oh, yeah. Like, I, there’s sometimes. I would much rather somebody say hi to me than get the DM afterwards that’s like, I saw you. A hundred percent. Yeah, no, I don’t, like, I don’t, I think people are sometimes kind of scared to say hello and we need it. No, literally, that’s why I’m here. There’s nothing I love more. We need the validation so bad. than being with other people and having someone come up and say, Hey, I’ve seen you on a thing. Cause then, I’m still with those other people. Oh yeah. And I get to sit there like the [bleep] of the walk. I’m just like, oh yeah. That happens to me all the time at Target. I was at LAX once in line to get like something by myself and the rest of my party, including friends were not with me and a guy recognized me from the show and I was like, would you just, could you do that again? This does nothing for me right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can only talk. Yeah. No, there was somebody who came up to me and was like Did we go to high school together? And I was like, how old are you? She was way younger and I went, yes. Yes, you did. I had a woman last week at a show at the Amundsen grab me from behind like that and go, excuse me, hello! And I said, hi, and then I turned around she’s like, I’m Realizing now in this moment that I know you from the internet and not high school. That at least she was honest. She was very honest, very nice, very sweet woman, but she did really scare me. And you also saved Amy’s life. I did. I was there for this too. Oh yeah, it was kind of dramatic when it happened. I like, grabbed Amy, I stopped the woman from playing darts and, and Amy was like, thank you. Amy was very appreciative and, and kind. I got the woman into a car. We did a lot for those two. You did a lot. Did you give her some porn? No. No. But I paid for her Uber. Oh, really? I ordered the Uber because she was like out of control. I remember. And with darts. With darts. And then she was just out of control in general, but like, which, you know what, we’ve all been there. Who hasn’t almost murdered someone with a dart? But, um, but it’s like, I just was kind of like, I think it’s time for her to go. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes you gotta draw the line. But then, She popped back up. I put her in a car, and then she came back in. I was like, I paid for that. She turned the corner, she was gone, then she was back. She was around, but I did, I had to, I had to save Amy and then say, We simply can’t do darts. This bar is too small, and you are much too drunk. How has Amy repaid you? Just normal, general kindness, you know? I wasn’t, I didn’t do it expecting anything. Um, I just saw a drunk woman about to kill my co worker and thought it was appropriate to step in. So it was one of those, anybody would have done what I did. I’m no, I’m no hero. I didn’t do it. You know? So, yeah. Emily was shouting, hit her! No, I was in the back getting ready to, well, this lady’s gonna win it. I was just taping it. Yeah. Let’s see what happens. Watch Season 2, Episode 4 of Roll for Mythicality out now at RollForMythicality. com.