Welcome to Good Mythical More. Um, we are Sims and we’ve gotta talk, so we gotta learn the language. Uh, can we decipher what these Simlish phrases mean? But first we really want you to check out the new YouTube channel. It’s our favorite. That we’re really into, Grandma’s Sock Drawer. I mean, if grandma’s dead, first of all, let me just. Yeah, it’s not really a spoiler. It’s like it is at the top. It’s the first thing that’s said in every video is, just so you know, my grandmother’s dead. This is her sock drawer. It’s a big drawer. So there’s lots of videos. ’cause each one only, only one pair of socks comes out. But one of the things they’re finding out with each episode is that this grandmother was into some really, really messed up stuff. Yeah, yeah. Don’t turn the socks inside out. You know what I’m saying? Oh yeah. Uh, anyway, uh, let’s get to this sim. When’s the last time you played Sims? I think six years ago. In college. No, you created these– Listen to Stevie. Uh, these people. Oh, yeah. I mean, things that happened on this show. I don’t remember. Rhett McAwesome and Linky Sassy. Why does link look nothing like link? What do we do wrong? I don’t remember this. I’m, I think I was feeling sassy that day. I mean, Rhett looks sassy to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m not sassy at all. Now thanks to this, my wife makes me dress like this in the bedroom. Captain, captain McLaughlin, captain. Tight pants. Yep. Wow. Okay. So we’ve done that now, but I did actually go through a phase. In college, you played Sims? I don’t, I don’t remember this. Uh, on my computer. Remember that computer? Yeah. The one back there behind the dining room table. Tim’s computer. No, no, no. In my apartment. After you got married to Christie. I never went into that apartment. Really? Yeah. Good, good. That’s what started you playing Sims is when Link got married to Christie. You were like, oh, I gotta go. Well, I was engaged so I knew I was getting married next. I had a place, I had to figure out how to do life in the meantime. Like when I got– I had to figure out what I was gonna do with the house. When I got married, he did. He moved into a different apartment. And I am serious when I say that. Like I can probably count on one hand the number of times I went to that apartment that you lived in for like the next year, my first year of marriage. I think we did, I think we did drift apart. We drifted apart. We drifted apart. Until I got that Ferrari. Then you get came right back into my life. No, um, well I had like– How into it were you? I had enough people living with me. Uh, I had, I had, I was above the legal limit of the number of people that were allowed in that apartment. I had six people including me at one point. Okay. Yeah, but were they all– Paying me rent? Yes. Um, no. Were they, were any of ’em minors? Nope. What? They were all college boys. Okay, good. Good. They were all college boys and, um, I had a computer and that’s, I was doing the editing for our videos on. Oh yeah. That Dell computer. Yep. Using. Uh, what was the name of that software? Movie maker or something? It’s like video 100 or something like that, where we had to take the timeline because the, the sound would get outta sync. Hold. I’m gonna keep you on track. You had to take it and you had to move it all to get it in sync. Yeah. Even in the program. And I also played Sims on that computer, You played Sims, so you’ll know what this means. Sul Sul. Hm. Oh, I, it’s me. Uh, it’s me. Oh, I about to say that. Sounded like sv. It’s just me. Ul, I’m, I am looking at, I, I, I’m, I said I could be corrected by anyone in the room if I say something wrong. Okay. And apparently it’s Sul Sul. This is like, cool, cool. This is like, basically like– [Stevie]: I did great. Everything’s, everything. Everything’s cool. Like, cool. Cool. Sul Sul. Cool. Cool. No, I think it means hello. Yeah. What? It also means goodbye. It’s like, aloha. What does it mean? It means hello. Ha, sul sul. Yeah. Okay. So they’re not references to real words. Yep. Hello, It is not a real word that exists. No, they’re not real references to a real world. It’s not like taking it and making it, um, sound like what it was supposed to be. It’s just when it’s used, that’s how you know the context. People walk up to each other and say, sul sul, sul sul. Cheese. Next, next. So you were supposed to do that. Yeah. After I said cheese, not before. Well, you are supposed to say, say, say cheese. Oh, say cheese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you could also say just cheese, but yeah. Well, if I say, say, if I say cheese, it’s because I’m responding to myself saying, say cheese. What do you do when somebody’s taking a photo and they say, say cheese. I never do it. I don’t say cheese. I never, I never say cheese. Hooba noobie. Hooba noobie. Who are you? It’s a question. You made it sound like a question. Say it again. It is a question. Hooba noobie. Um, what, who’s the new guy? Who are you? What’s your name? No, who’s the new guy that’s– You know, have you noticed this thing? You’ll be out and about. I’m afraid I’m gonna get too much of a hair dent if I leave this out there. Yeah, get rid of that. That looks better. Looks a rhino. There we go. Have you noticed this thing? It usually is like when you’re out in the country and there’s somebody who’s got a lot of money and they’ve decided to build a house. And it looks like– An estate? They did it in Sims. Yeah. It’s just like there was no architect involved and it was just like, yeah. Box, box, box. Window. Window. Window. Window. Random window. Random window. Yeah. Like in North Carolina where we’re from. First of all, that doesn’t happen here because all the, some, many of the houses are like old. Yeah, everything’s been built. But in North Carolina, because there’s so many houses going up, especially like when you get outta town a little bit, there’s so many of these sims houses. It’s just like my garage is giant, my car is giant, my house is giant, and I definitely did not consult an architect in the process. I feel like it. You think they’re all Sims players? They’re all designed from the inside out, I feel like. Exactly. It starts with the floor plan and then the exterior of the house is just like a blanket over the floor plan. Yeah. So the windows are in random places. Anybody else notice that? Hooba noobie. Sim’s house? That’s our, that’s our guess. I don’t know. Um, I think this is when you’re negotiating. So you’re initiating a trade. Well, I said, you said it’s a question. Do you want a trade? How are you doing? Yeah. I mean, if it was like an old Budweiser commercial, it’d be like Hooba noobie. Ah, what’s up? What’s up? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, Za woka genava. Za woka genava. This is, you’re really excited about something. Yeah. You like it. This sounds like Ewok. Za woka genava. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Za woka genava. And then they start jumping around and they’re furry and cute. Yeah, yeah. Say cheese. And you’re like, hah! Like that. Yes. This is– This is an exciting, uh, thing that you are expressing. Um, oh, you want me, me to be more specific? Y-yeah. Yes. I like the couch. It means something directly. I like your, I like the couch. I like your big sectional. Here’s to, here– Congratulations. You give me health. You give me health. I think this happens before. Do you get health? Sex? Uhhuh. Za woka genava. So this is when you want– Genava. This is when you want to have intercourse. Well, and you’re not, you’re not in a straight up say that, you are expressing. You’re hinting at it. Yeah. I, I like your boots. Um, do they have intercourse now on sims? Do they have what? Oh, intercourse. They’re doing it on sims now. They didn’t do it back in the day. Really? They call ’em Woo hoos. Woo hoos. Mm-hmm. What do they show? Nothing. Nothing. They don’t show the genava? So what, what Davin, what does it look like? They go under the covers and they move up and down. Ah, okay. Covers. They go under the covers and they move up and down. Why are they doing that? Make babies? Yeah. Up and down. Like up and down. You tell me. I don’t know. Um, so this is– You wanna make up and down? This is basically like, do you want to, do you wanna mess around a little bit? Do you wanna fool around as we used to say? Um, no. It’s an expression of what you think about the other person. Oh, you’re hot. Yeah, I think you’re hot. Za woka genava. You woke up my genava. Say cheese. Say cheese, Link. Por see gab lurv. Por see gab lurv. Hmm. Is it, there is a word in here that’s close to the word that– Si? No. Lurv, love. Yeah. Lurv. Gab is talk. Talk Love. Poor C. I did it for the love. This is, um. For the love of the game kind of a thing. This is like the next level after I think you’re hot. Oh, will you marry me? What? Yeah. I mean, do you want to be in a relationship? Do you want to talk about love? Would you like to move in with me? Well, lurv is in the phrase. Uh, I love you. Yeah. That’s just I love you, huh? Is this language… Is it structured in such a way that it could be learned and communicated? Like, can you be fluent in this, like. Like a one-to-one? I don’t, I don’t know. You know, is it like elvish, or uh, um, any of the Trek languages? Anyone? Oh yeah. Or is it just– Not really. Klingon, Klingon? Or is it these random phrases that are just. It’s situational phrases. Yeah. So there’s not a full. There’s not a, they haven’t fully made the the language of Simlish. All right. Let’s get another Blursh meshaloob blursh. Michel Lube. Blursh meshaloob blursh. Mesh a loob. Okay, so now. I’m blushing. We’ve moved on to lube. ’cause you’ve meshed my lube. I’m still blushing. Meshaloob. Mesh, bless you. Blursh, bless your lube. What’s the breakdown between people who play Sims and people who play like civilization games And also– I think it’s gonna be a cozy gaming sitch. Oh, Davin does both. Well, and what’s the correlation between someone who’s placed Sims and someone who has a real life? Hmm. Say cheese. I didn’t mean it Davin. I didn’t mean it. But, okay, but how do you make a choice? I know, I know you have a life. You’ve told me about the things that you live. How do you make a choice between Sims and Civ? Oof. That’s how they can refer to it. Yeah. In the biz. Civilization been around a long time. But people still play it. Well ’cause you’re simulating building and simulation. So how far along are you? Like what– It’s like historical sense. What’s more significant? Your sims house and life, Or your civilization? I have like 500 hours in Civilization. I wanna say Sims, it’s like 700 hours. Whoa. 500 hours and 700 hours. I, I thought, God, I hope you’ve done a lot. I mean, the game’s been around for a while, so. Yeah, yeah. Okay. You’re a loyalist. I don’t, I don’t know. We need a hint here. Um, blursh. Like, give us a, into– into–. This is, you know, maybe you’re, you’re getting onto the subway. Excuse me. Yeah. Blursh meshaloob blursh. Get outta my way. Yes. Excuse me. Get outta my way. Yeah. Which part is, what is blush mean? Blush, blush, blush. Blush is just like. Blursh meshaloob blursh. Blursh meshaloob blursh. If I said that, if I came on the subway and said that, what would you do? You’d get out of the way. So is okay. I’m trying to break it down, but excuse me. Means blursh, get outta my way is meshaloob. It feels like it’s totally vibes based language. Which I think is what Sims is. Okay. You know what I mean? It’s how it’s also how you say it. Yeah. You know that what you got on your head right now reminds me. I, I can’t get it outta my head, but I, I watched a video of a Rhino get is like getting a, um. An enema? Getting an enema. Yeah. No. Doing it to a lion. Not doing it to a lion, but. Goring a lion. Goring a lion with his horn. Oh wow. I just can’t get outta my mind and now you’re reminding me of it. I’m gonna have to go home. So did the lion die? I’m sure eventually it was effective. I’m sure. Eventually, yeah. The lion was trying to eat the rhino? No, the lion was just like trying to get by the rhino. Oh. And I think he was just like blurb misou blurb. Yeah, he didn’t say blursh meshaloob blursh. Blursh, and so he got gored. Dang. It was very ugly. Hey, have you seen the one where the elephant sits on the keeper and he goes up his rectum? That’s a ai. No, it’s not. This is like from a decade ago. It’s so good. That’s not true. It’s like a key. It’s like a elephant keeper. And then the elephant and he’s like, you know, I don’t know. Scrubbing the back of the elephant. The elephant sits down and he just disappears up his, his rectum. It happens, man. It happens. Firby nurbs. No it doesn’t. Firby nurbs. Firby nurbs. Firby nurbs. Firby nurbs. The spell furby with an I. Firby nurbs. Or at least we have. This is when you’re hungry. Firby nurbs. No. Firby nurbs. This is when you’re nervous. It, nerves is close to the word. So yeah. You’re getting on my nerves. Close. But you’re angry. You’re on my last nerve. You have some nerve. You have some nurbs. You have some nerve. Firby nurbs. Firby nurbs. So do, do, do you pull these things? Out of a pull down menu, or do you, are you typing this stuff? They speak it, but you can flirt with someone and they might say like, um. But so you, you just say, command flirt, and then it says that? Yes. Yes. Okay. Or like, I would imagine this next one they say, and it alerts you to something. Oh, feebee lay. You’ve got an email, you’ve got mail. Oh, feebee lay. Uh, I’m tired. I’ve pulled a muscle. This is something that Rhett would say. I hurt my back. What are the chances? I’m hungry. I’m hungry. Oh, feebee lay. I’m gonna start saying that. Oh, feebee lay. Oh, feebee lay. I found the elephant video. It’s real. Oh God. It’s real. And it’s not gross either. Right? It is just cool. It’s not, not gross. The guy throws up afterwards. He throws up. Yeah. ’cause he had his head in the butt. Oh, it was just the head. What part do you think it was? The whole body? No, it went stopped at the shoulders. Can I read you the video description on YouTube? Because I think it’s the best part. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Watch the video. Elephant sits on man’s head. This clip is especially funny, as you can see here, how an elephant sits on a human with his ass on the head of this man. Therefore, the clip elephant sits on man’s head, will make you laugh. Since you do not see something like this every day. That’s the title. S-E-O-S-E-O. That’s the descrip, the description, that’s the. How many views it got. There’s a lot of different uploads of this particular moment. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So he just sat down to the shoulders. Yeah. How could, how could this whole body go in there? A big elephant. That’s how it was in my head. And then he releases, or he escapes and vomits. Yeah. Yeah. Used, if you can get, put your head up a elephants ass and not vomit afterwards. I mean, that’s human. It’s human. That’s human. You know. Everyday life of a human. Okay. This is the last one. Wabadeebado. Oh, I remember this one. Wabadeebado. Wabadeebado. Wabadeebado. This is a pretty urgent exclamation. Wabadeebado. I got pee? No worse. I gotta poop. Wabadeebado. Wabadeebado. This is an emergency situation. I gotta diarrhea. I’ve, I’ve stepped on a doodoo. I got, I gotta Wabadeebado I got, I gotta– Wabadeebadoodoo so bad right now. I pulled a muscle. This is urgent, huh? A wabadaba. He should be wabadeebadoo, wabadeebado in pants. Should be. Waba. It’s not about doodoo? Wabadeebado. Urgent. This is a stop, drop, and roll situation. Oh, I’m on fire. Yeah, I’m on fire. Mm-hmm. How does one get on fire in sims? We’ll never know. No smoke alarm. Mythical Masterpiece Magnets are here. Shop now at mythical.com.