MK 999: RIP Checkers…

what happened to your dog Checkers okay thank you for asking so I’m a lifelong vegetarian you’ll notice there’s no meat on the menu today my neighbor Mrs luen she called and we have black bears where I’m from like a lot of bears in Wisconsin you know if you leave your trash out like hungry bears will just come up to your house and sniff around they came up to my neighbor’s house and my dog was in the backyard and my neighbor called and goes “Oh Checkers is in the backyard and there’s the bear and Checkers is just getting it eaten.” Checkers got eaten by the bear isn’t that horny no that’s not horny Trixie i’ve been trying to affirm everything you’re saying no your dog getting eaten by a bear is not horny he was just getting it that’s a horny phrasing i know of a dog getting eaten by a bear

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