Welcome to Good Mythical More. Can we take ransoms item… Random items presented to us and invent amazing party games that you would wanna play at your parties. Yes, we can. We will. Uh, can we also give a quick, uh, business update, a quarterly report, if you will, on our latest business venture? Yeah. We’ve been working hard at it. Bobbleheads named Rob. Yeah, because, um. Turns out there’s a limited, uh, market. Yeah. The Rob Deer decks are moving a they’re moving, but the thing is, is that there’s not really anything deer deck about them. They’re just sort of like, just plain person and then people. But it, it looks a little ridiculous. Yeah. And of course there’s, um, there’s Rob, um, the other Rob that we have a bobblehead of. It’s, uh, Rob Reiner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Rob Reiner’s really moving. Yeah. Yeah. Really moving. He’s a, he’s a director. Riggle having trouble. Yeah. Um, what about Robert? The dog from the Muppets, I think his name was Robert. Yep. Yeah. As you can see, we’re not, we, we’re not doing good. We thought that it would be a way to like focus and to have a little bit of focus, but it turns out that Bobbleheads. We don’t know a lot of Robs. Bobblehead of all kinds would’ve been a better thing. So if you’re an investor, we’re just, we wanna apologize. Yeah, yeah. Hang, hang with us though. Maybe we’ll go for, I don’t know, Terry. Yeah. That. Bobbleheads named Terry. Um, okay. We have a game, party game that will consist of, of Fedora. Uh, this is a Christmas fedora, not necessarily a Christmas game. Basketball. I said the word basketball. Are you….. Are? What’s, what’s going on? I meant to say… Yeah, you meant to say playing cards, but you said basketball. Yeah, we know. I meant to say, what is that basketball, I meant, I meant to say, I guess playing cards. Yeah. Yeah. But when I read this, it said bicycle on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is just like basketball. In my brain when I, I didn’t want to say bicycle when I was gonna say playing cards. So what came out was– Yeah. Yeah. Basketball. Basketball. You, you know, you don’t have to explain it. That, I mean, that’s what, that’s what happened. It doesn’t help. Basketball. Playing cards. Marbles, sticky hands, and an ice cream cone. The way that this game works is the man who has the hat on. Well, wait, did you explain appropriately the way that the entire more works? Oh, no. I think we glossed that over. We’re gonna be giving random items and we’re gonna invent a party game on the spot. We did kind of say that. I, I did say that. Well, but you didn’t say in this video, did you? No, welcome to Good Mythical More. I did, I did say it. We’r gonna invent games. Party games on the spot. I said it in this video. Okay. I then I said basketball. Just reverse roles here. I wasn’t listening. You were saying how things work. So Link, Link is going to set up. Stevie. Yes? Basketball. Yep. The Link– Link is going to put cards face down in a pile right here. And the man with a hat, which in this round is me, is going to select a card with a sticky hand. And, oh, there you go. Okay. And that card is bicycle card. It’s a brand card, so we’re not gonna use that so that. We, go again, but we’re calling, we’re calling this game. And it’s two. So that means I get two marbles. You know what game you get two points every time you score? Basketball. Speaking of basketball, that is the game. That’s why Link said it. Right. So then we take, so you get two marbles, but I only get one ice cream cone. ’cause these are just extras, just because, and then you put the ice cream cone on the. And then you get approximately how many inches? 18. 18 inches away. How far do I get away? As far this far away? You get as far away from the table. You get as far away as you are. And your hand cannot cross. The plane. The vertical plane of the, the desk. Okay. Need a backdrop. Okay, so I didn’t get any points on that. Then you’re out. So now the hat goes to me. Hat goes to link. This is called… [Both]: Basketball. Oh. Oh, two cards, two cards! Yes, yes, yes, yes. Two cards. Hold on. And, and one of ’em was a king. What did you– One of ’em was an ace. Hold on, you got an ace and a king? That’s big slick. Oh, big slick. If you get big, slick, you get unlimited marbles until you get a point. Okay. More arc. You’re so consistently right over it, and your buddy can hold it. Big slick. Big slick, big slick, big slick. Yeah! So Link gets, I’m the biggest Slick! Link gets the point. Now, and then once it gets in the cone, then. You have to consume it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to eat it like a ice cream. The cone. The cone. I faked you. I faked you. The cone? And that’s basketball. Yeah, like a goat. And we’re gonna, um. Like a goat. Well, you know, when you go to the zoo. You can get a cone full of goat food and then you feed it to the goat. I didn’t know that. So as you could see, uh, that, that would be very fun. I didn’t know if you haven’t lived. That would be very fun to play. I mean, I’ve fed goats before too, but never from a ice cream cone. That’d be very fun to play with the group. What, what’s the, what’s the next one for big slickin. We’re moving on. Moving on. Alright, so we have a timer. This is, um, this is a high pressure game. It involves a timer. Button. Some buttons. Socks. When someone pronounces the T in buttons, I judge them. And– I, even though I know it’s correct. Butter. Just letting you know. And water. And, and you would think because they’re like insisting, and water that they have an idea, but they don’t, they don’t have any idea what we should do with this. Okay. So we have, uh, they’ve left out to us buttons, butter. I think butter buttons, I think we need, I think we’re gonna have 55 hours to complete. So the first thing you do is you get all the buttons very buttery. You butter the buttons, you have to butter the buttons, and then you put the buttons, you have to put the buttons in the sock. There’s so much butter. We each have a sock and then we, we, we fill it with buttery buttons and we just, um. Well, don’t get ahead of yourself. We beat each other. We beat each other with buttery buttons in the truck. The buttons being buttery, the buttons being buttery is, uh, it, it makes it hard to hold onto them. And that’s so you have to pick up buttons. You have to pick up the buttons. You have to pick up the buttons. We’re gonna get the buttons really buttery. I’m gonna, I’m gonna melt it. You can pre melt it. You can pre melt the butter. We didn’t, we didn’t do that. We’re wishing that we did that. That’s okay. Maybe breathe on it. Yeah, there you go. It’s gonna make that, it’s gonna make that butter hot. Okay. I think these are pretty buttery buttons at this point. So now that, now that they’re so slick and we’ve got, oh, I have butter right on top. I don’t think I’ve started the timer. How do you even start it? Well, we gotta figure out what the round is. So the water is a, the first of all the water is, um hmm. Is the water a prize? The water. The water, the, yeah, the wa the water’s a trophy. Water’s the prize. I, I, I think what you do is you put the sock, you put the water in the sock. And then you put the buttons in the other sock and I beat you with this sock. You beat, you beat me with that sock. Okay, but what about picking up the buttons? I think, I think we put this sock. But if you put all these buttons on the table. If you put buttery buttons on the table. Why don’t, why don’t we– Put get ’em all in one layer. Why don’t we put the timer in the sock? There, that’s good. That was a good idea. Because it’s not, it’s not working anyway. I don’t know how to make it. I think it’s actually gonna be hard to pick up buttery buttons, and buttery buttons would be a cool name to have on a, on a, on a box for a game. Have you played buttery buttons? This is a children’s game. Yes. How does this? This is a children’s party game. I can’t make it, I can’t make this clock. This game is great with kids or stupid adults. Okay. Time’s up. Um, maybe it’s working. Yeah. I, I’m gonna put it down here in a minute and see if it’s working. So now Link, what you have to do is you have to see in a minute– Put a sock on your hand. No, you, no. You have to see how many buttons you can pick up once they’re all in a single layer. How many buttons you can pick up with your bare hands, not with your sock hands. Sock hands cheating, cheating. I know, but I’m, I’m, I’m helping you make them if that’s really what you care about. And then you try to get them, them. Make ’em flat. You try to get them into your sock. That’s, and then whoever loses has to, that’s gonna put the other guy’s sock on their foot. But I, but the problem is, I think that what I really think we need to do is, we need to put a stick of butter in this sock, and then I need to churn it on my foot by wearing this sock. Okay. And then, well, there’s a button on that butter. What, what, what that’s gonna do– That’s a very buttery button. What’s that’s gonna do for both of us is just gonna give me something. It’s gonna give me a task. Alright. Put the butter in that sock. Alright. Put the butter in the sock. This is why you have four sticks of butter. Because usually there’s four feet between two people. Put, put it in the sock. Oh, you didn’t do your job. Oh. And then. Now put your foot in there. So now I wanna put my foot in, in here. Mm-hmm. And I have. An hour to do it. Okay. See, it does work. This is literally, alright. So now. I’m gonna give myself one minute. It feels like putting your, so to put my, your foot in the sock is a punishment, but I’ll let you let, I’ll let, let me find. I think what I’ve gotta do is I’ve gotta squeeze the butter out of the sock. Okay. Oh, that’s good. By wearing it. Do you have an issue with your foot? I gotta. I got a, um, a foot goer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See it is the hot foot. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hot. Oh, there we go. Oh, friction. Hot foot massage. That feels so good. Yeah, it does. How does that feel to you? Because it feels good. Let’s go on the top. Whoa. And this is like. Go and getting mid toesies, toesies. If I did, if I wasn’t wearing a sock, this would be weird, but because I’m wearing a sock, this is pleasant. All, all over your toenail. This is pleasant and platonic. Yeah, pleasant and platonic is another name for this game that we have, that we have conceived. Uh, time’s up. Gotta stop. Okay. So now. But I was really hoping, I was really hoping that. It would… It will. And it, it, yeah. Yeah. But not yet. So hand me that other sock. Yeah. And, uh, give me, uh, 30 seconds. All right. There you go. 30 seconds. Oh gosh. They’re so buttery. Oh. Oh man. I don’t wanna get more. How many? Oh no. How many is he gonna get in there? Uh, just are those so slippery. Man, these gonna be, oh, if these buttons didn’t have butter on ’em, I would get so many! Oh man, they’re so hard. ’cause it’s all, they’re all flat, right? Oh gosh. So butter foot. This is going so not as well as I thought it would. Oh gosh. What does butter foot do while you’re doing that? It keeps the butter warm. Okay. Okay. Butter foot. Oh no. It fell on the floor, Watch it. Whoever has the butter foot doesn’t play the game, I think is what we’re learning. Yeah. Oh, oh no. That one was stuck to my finger. It came right back out. Uh, you’re so emotive. Ah, yeah. Yeah. I’m, I’m really, gosh, I keep pulling them right back out. It’s been 30 seconds, hasn’t it? Yeah, I think it is. Where did it, when did it go off? I don’t know. I don’t really know. Okay. So let’s see how many buttons I got. And you have to count ’em without opening the sock. And I, and I just, I just have this here now. I mean, it’s, I’m, I, you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna make my butter stick into an another toe. It’s like I’ve got six toes on this foot. I think your buddy needs to rub it more. Well rub it into my big toe. ’cause that’s where I want. Okay. I’ll work it, I’ll work it to toe. Work it to my toe. And then what’s gonna happen is– It’s really starting to come through the sock. And then move it to the side. Give me a six. Yeah. There you go. There’s, there it is. This is what the inside of a clown’s foot looks like. Look at that. A clown sock. Stop. Stop. What I’ve done here is I have grown a six toe made out of butter. Yep. That’s what the butter. Butter foot does while the other person is, uh, grabbing buttery buttons. And since I got more than 10 buttons, I get the water prize and it’s like, whoa, whoa. Here’s the joke. I can’t open it. Here’s the joke. I thought that joke was I had six toes. Yeah, there’s two jokes, but that’s the joke. There’s two jokes in this game. Butter toe. And the guy that, oh, he opened it. You guys are so close to getting it right. Oh yeah. Yeah. You had a vision for this. I mean, have you, have you ever taken off your sock and found another toe? No. So that’s, uh, buttery buttons. All our games start with a B. Okay. And now I can see that you’ve got, you’ve got these for us. What are these? Pop, these are adult poppers. What? Use only under close adult supervision. Adult. They’re adult poppers. I’m gonna wash my hands off. Oh. Oh wow. There’s gun powder in there. It’s empty now. They’re not actual poppers. What? You don’t, don’t have to sniff them. Oh. Okay. Champagne party popper, uh, do not point either in toward face or– Others. Other person, hold in hand, jerk string. That’s mean holding hand jerk string. Hey, jerk string. Hold in hand, jerk. Hold in hand. Jerk string. Jerk. Jerk. Okay, well that’s the directions for each one of those. But what’s the game? So this is a, it’s a buzzer and this is lotion. You make the low, you make the buzzer harder to uh, yeah. This is another fun, slippery game. Yeah. We love them. And what happens here is. You know, you can see somebody try to, this one’s called, you know, the first one was basketball, the second one’s buttery buttons, and the, this one’s called buzzer. So once you, once you lotion the buzzer, then you’ve gotta pop this. And that’s not gonna be easy to do. Yeah. But you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rhett, put your whole hand on the buzzer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like just, yeah. Yeah. So now I’m, I’m trying to buzz this thing. Oh, I keep slipping now. But when you do successfully buzz it, then you have 10 seconds to make the popper work. And it’s hard because I’m slippery still. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. See, oh, I, it’s hard jerk string. I can’t, ’cause I’m so, so if I did it, you did it. So you won. I did. So I got a point. And then your prizes, you get to rub the butter on my foot some more. Yeah. Yeah. Because these are, these, these, your foot is not hot enough to melt butter. I know. I got it. I gotta break it up. I gotta break your butter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, oh, oh. You’re stretching my, you’re stretching my six toe. Hold on. So I gotta break my butter toe. I’m breaking this one in half. I gotta, I’m squeezing. I think I have a seventh toe now. Look at at that. Look at that. Look at that. Okay. I’m getting it really thin. Seventh toe. Okay. It’s hard to know. Where’s your toe and where’s your butter? I think you get, look at that. You’ve just elongated all my toes. Yeah, it’s fun with butter. This is so fun. This is. Okay, so let’s get that back down. These are one of the things that, let’s get that, look at that. So, uh, how do we get the, these are one of the experiences that I’m gonna have today. You are having it. I’m, I’m having it. You’re having it right now. I’m having this experience today. Okay. So we want to get really worked into all the toe sockets. So now what I have is, um. Is it flammable? Can you light it? Is butter liable? Yeah. It’s like, yeah. Light my foot on fire. Yeah. I don’t have a lighter. That’s not– Use a popper. Not part of the package. I bet you if I popped your, uh, your foot in a closed range though, it wouldn’t hurt ’cause of all the butter protecting it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just pop, point it right at it, jerk string. Didn’t hurt at all. Oh, you didn’t feel that, did you? I didn’t feel anything. Okay, so now that we’re done with that. Butter Boy takes his sock off. I feel. I feel like I need to walk on corn. Oh, you can? Yeah. Oh. Oh, let’s see what we got. This is gonna be fun. This is gonna be fun. This is gonna be fun. Oh. Boy. You talking about to cheese, man, God. Yeah, we won. We won. We won, we won. So eventually that will turn into milk or cheese. What happens? How does it work? Uh, you can make butter, right? You can make butter with milk. So you could do milk in a sock. Yeah, we should, should another version. We should have put milk in it. Cream. We should have put cream in the sock and this is what would’ve come out. Yeah. What could’ve made butter in his, but when we put in what’s, when we take out what we put in the, so it’s not much of a reveal, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don’t see a lot of boiled peanuts these days. No, that’s the problem. Uh, and this is the solution. That’s the problem. There aren’t enough boiled peanuts.