Can you tell what costs a dollar based on sight alone? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. Now as a glasses wearer, do you think they help you like focus more on little details? Yeah. They’re, they’re glasses. Yes, I do think so. Okay, so you think you could tell which products cost a dollar? Oh yes, I think I could, and I’ll prove it to you once we get started with this game. Okay, then we’ll smash. The products. The products. Yeah. The products, yes. You know it, it’s time for Dollar Store, Rage Room. Welcome to the, you buy it, you break it zone. Okay, boys, half of the items on those shelves are from the dollar store, and the other half cost significantly more than a dollar. One of you will draft an item you think is from the dollar store that will be yours to destroy. The corresponding item on the shelf will go to the other guy and that is his to destroy. Ah, but be very careful about what you pick because whatever you destroy, you have to pay for using actual money from your own wallets. What? What? The total– I don’t carry cash. Amount raised today will pay for another M ythical crew party, and whoever loses the least amount of money wins the game, of course. Since Rhett won last time. Party! Link, you get to pick first. Okay. It just never ceases to amaze me the, just the, the level of heights that these dollar stores will ascend to. Yep. To appropriate, expensive things. That’s right. I’m actually most confident. At this point with the trash can. Oh, I think one of ’em looks significantly cheaper. One has a lot of fingerprints on it. Can I grab it, Stevie? Ya’ll been touching it. No, no, no, no, no, no. Please, please don’t. You can’t, you don’t approach the items. Yeah, there’s a person for that. Okay. Which, um, which trash can? I’m choosing. I’m choosing the trash can. On my right. Okay. Um, the person who gets to touch things is actually Chase the Rage Hilt. Yes. Raaaaaaaah! Yeah. Which one did you pick? Trash can on your right, sir. You think that’s the cheaper one? Huh? So then, Rhett, you’re stuck with the other trash can, uh, Chase you will touch and bring. Oh, so you’re glad I picked it? Well, I don’t know. It just has handles and I don’t, it just looks like. I know this one’s smoother, but I don’t know. And Chase, if you could close that curtain up to protect the rest of our items, please. Fine. What’d you say? I said fine. I’ll close it. Oh, fine. You said the other F word. Fine. Um, go ahead and inspect, but I will, I’ll, um. But I will say that since Link got to pick his item first, Rhett gets to smash his item first, but. Oh! Tell me, tell me what you think about these trash cans. They’re both very nice. This was, mine is showing a lot more fingerprints, but it’s crazy how similar they are. Like the back hinges are the same. They have the little thingy here that you can hold ’em with. The, uh, the foot buttons are different. I’m feeling really good about my choice right now. All right. I don’t know. I’m still, I’m still torn, still torn. Hopefully nothing will get torn in a second. I, uh, I love golf and I love starting with golf. I did that last time. I’m gonna do it again. I’m a man of pattern. Okay? Yeah. Put your shield down. I’m gonna put mine down. I suggest going over there away from me. Yes. I’m going to set it up right here. Uh, but I need, uh, I need a reason to get mad and I got one. You better believe it. I got one. For some fricking reason, Stevie is still holding on to my Evanescence CDs. I don’t know what it is. I just wanna listen to Bring Me Back to Life. Ceww. Some people are like, you can stream Evanescence, but it just sounds so good on a compact disc. Whoa! On a compact disc! That’s how to get– Stevie knows that. Stevie knows how good it sounds on the compact disc. She likes to watch it spin. I wanna watch it spin, Stevie. Wow. I want to watch it spin, Stevie! Alright, dude, I am being called to the kettlebell. Oh, yes. I know my way around the kettlebell. Yeah, I’m interested to see it. You know? Bring this over here. I could do one of these things, but I’m, I’m gonna do a kettlebell swing. Oh, kettlebell swang gets swanggy on it. Oh, I gotta get mad first. I gotta rage about something. I’m so upset about how Game of Thrones ended. I know it’s been a while, but I’m still pretty sore about it because they really did a good job on most of it. And then at the very end, they just kind of rushed it all and sucked. Just hit myself in the butt. Yep. I just feel like they forced fed us with an ending and they should have given us an entire other season. Hey, that thing’s pretty sturdy. Okay. Now remember you wanted to destroy the cheaper one. Yeah. Okay. It seemed more sturdy than yours. Okay. The person who destroyed the dollar store item was Rhett. Yep. Which means Link, you have to add 28.99 into the crew party fund. Uh, and Rhett, since you destroyed the dollar store item, you get to pick next. It was just a freaking dollar. Yeah, man. $27 cheaper. I told you those extra handles that cost money and it doesn’t show fingerprints. Pretty good deal. Ahhhhh! You don’t have to put booties on. No, no, no, no. I’m so mad. These are really cool boots and you can’t see them. Let’s see the items. I think it might be difficult to destroy a frying pan. Yeah, me too. Now, one of those is bigger than the other one. A simple man would just choose the smaller one. That’s thinking it was cheaper because it’s smaller. They ain’t look exactly the same. That’s embarrassing. I’m embarrassed for them. You think this look the same? I think one’s bigger. Except for the size. Uh, I think the bigger one was cheaper. Okay. I’m going against type here. So that means Link is stuck with the smaller one. I think I’m okay with that. It’s less material. I mean, wouldn’t that be cheaper? Let’s see the back of these things. Oh, even that. Hold on. What does yours say? Mine says Phantom chef. Mine says Phantom chef! They look exactly the same except one’s bigger. That would be a miraculous little thing for one of these that cost a dollar. I mean, now that I look at ’em, I think they’re the same and one’s bigger and I feel stupid. But you’re up, Link. How on Earth…. am I…. How does one destroy this fry pan? Destroy this. Hmm. Let’s get our faces down. I think I’m gonna have to start with this. Oh, I always forget to put my face down. I, I think I’m gonna turn this upside down and just go for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get so mad when I think about Spumani the product, because it sounds like it should be pasta, but it’s actually ice cream. I mean, come on. But I guess spoon is kind of in spoon money. If it’s spoon money and you eat ice cream with a spoon. So maybe it does make a little more sense. Yeah! I thought at first. Did you just see what happened? You shot the handle. I mean, spumani, am I right? Yeah, you’re right, man. Makes me mad just thinking about it, but that’s not the thing that makes me the maddest. Put that back for you. Yeah. What do you want? Can’t remember where this goes exactly, but right here. How bout the dictionary? Lacrosse. How about lacrosse? Dude, that ain’t gonna do nothing. Well, I just wanna see because I’m so freaking mad. What are you mad about? I’m mad about the fact that one of my favorite fruits to put on my clothing as a decorative flare is a pineapple. And every time I do it, people think I’m swinger. I’m not a swinger. I just like pineapples as a decorative flare on my clothing. I’m not a swinger. I mean, I’m a swinger in terms of like, I like to swing on swings. Okay, but I do not like to bring other people into my bedroom besides my wife. I mean, listen, don’t get me wrong. I’ve thought about it, but I just think it would be a really bad idea. And I don’t want anybody to think that I’ve thought about it, even though I just said I thought about it. Of course, lacrosse is not doing it. Try something else, man. Okay. Okay. I don’t know if this is, yeah, the dictionary. Okay. Just wanted to see. Okay. Huh. Bone. Bone?. Bone. Bone? Bone. Bone. Bone. Bon Iver? No, no, no. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Oh, it’s looking though. And some people say if, even if you just put a pineapple in your cart. At Ralph’s, you’re a swinger. No. Maybe you just want to eat pineapple, not eat. I am gonna try to separate the handle with this bone. Yes. Alright. The big one versus the little one. The person who destroyed the dollar store item was…. Link! Which means Rhett, you have to add $42. No! Into the crew party fund. And yeah, it’s the same maker. So they sold it to two different retailers and then they marked it way up. Oh, bull crap. They’re fooled. Um, okay Link, you get to pick next if the rage will come out and reveal. Oh, that was gonna be so cool. But then I slipped. I’m thinking, I wanna go back to that unicorn. Oh, it’s so pretty. So we got the silver and we got the gold. You gotta go with your instincts. I feel like the gold one on the left is also shinier, but it’s the exact same mold. I’m gonna go with the brass unihorn. Oh, that’s the cheaper one. Okay. The, the gold one. Yeah, that’s pretty. And I think I just answered that wrong. So I’m changing my answer. I’m whoa, whoa. Hey, can you do that? That is not allowed. I got confused. You can’t do that when you get close. Just closer. That’s fine. Alright. You know what? It doesn’t matter. You got it. Oh, don’t. Alright. So if you look, it is the same exact mold. The only difference is the color of the horn. No, I think yours is smiling a little bit more. There’s no difference. Okay. All right. I mean, except the color of the horn. So I’m gonna attempt to destroy this, but first we wanna remind you about something that you should check out. You know that series that we do over on the Mythical Kitchen called Last Meals, where Josh interviews really interesting people. It’s, it is wonderful. Well, he has interviewed potentially the most interesting person that we’ve ever seen him, interesting in the interview and that’s Stevie Levine. Yes. Stevie’s last meal is exclusive to the Mythical Society. So go over there and watch it. mythicalsociety.com. Yes. Oh, okay. You go. So I gotta break first. So take yours. Take yours away. You do have to break first. You chose first. Yeah. You break first. I break first. Alright. I’m, I’ll get away. It makes me mad that you. That you thought that you got a break first. Okay. Okay. Whatcha gonna do, what you gonna do? First thing I’m gonna do is safety first. I’m feeling like you throw the book at it. You know what I’m saying? I like the way you think. I like the way my friend thinks. Okay. New universal unabridged. You know what I’ve been thinking about lately? I’ve been thinking about. I’m getting older and I need to do things to keep my heart in shape, but if I move around too much, I might hurt something. So I have to do, well. You know what I gotta do in order to stay in shape, I have to walk, but I just can’t bring myself to walk. I just can’t do it. I get home and my wife says, let’s go on a walk. The dogs need it and you need it. And I’m like, but I need to watch TV more. I hate myself. I hate myself. Here he goes. Oh, almost skewered. Tonight when I get home, I’m gonna say, Self, you better walk. Oh. Hold on. It took this, it took the horn off. You de-horned it. I de-horned it. This is how horses are made. Where’d the horn? The horn went into the book. Where’d the horn go? Horn. It might be in the, in the book. This, the book, the horn is in the book. Let me look it up. Horn Horn. You’re looking at H to see if it landed there? Horn. Wow. It’s a long definition. Anything made of horn or resembling a horn in shape or use. Is a horn? Specifically a wind instrument. Oh, it’s very long. I’ll stop there, but the horn is not in there. Switch up, man. You made it a horse. Now give it a little uhoh. Give it a little back. Yep. All right. Up here. Yeah. Yeah, that’s fine. The thing is, I would connect more with my wife if we would go on a walk, because when we watch tv, we don’t even look at each other. Well, that did it. All righty. Let’s see. What am I going to do here? I think somebody needs to start digging a little bit of a, oh, you know, a trench. You’re gonna dig that unicorn. All right. I’m going over here. And I’m giving it a nice little unicorn love pat, because I’m so tired of people looking at my shirt and, and assuming I like pineapples or looking in my basket and assuming. I like pineapples. Oh, you like pineapples? You like it’s, it’s acidic. It’s sweet. No, I am a swinger. Everybody good? Okay. It’s a swing. I got a swing. Everybody good? It hit me right in the shield. I don’t like pineapples at all. It’s a symbol in order to denote for those who know that I swing. The person who destroyed the dollar store item was– And I just found out that I’ve been pronouncing spumani wrong this whole time. And you just did it again. It’s Spumon. Spumoni I don’t know what it is. It’s, is it, it sounds like a pasta. Of the person who destroyed the dollar store item was…. Rhett. Yes! Which means, Link, you have to add 13.99 into the Crew party fund and Rhett, In total, you owe $44 towards the crew party. Link you owe…. 43.98. Oh shoot, what? Link has won by 2 cents. What are the chances? How did I do that? Uh, we’ll have to have a cheap party because, uh, we only have 87.98, but we’ll also be donating $1,000 to Habitat for Humanity to offset some of the destruction today. And Link since you won, you get to rage against the machine. AKA You get to destroy a piece of old broken tech. Yes, you gimme, gimme. Choose your poison rat. Huh? Choose your poison. Crowbar. Crowbar. Crowbar. Face mask down. Face mask down. [Rage music playing] Spoomany? I don’t know. I don’t really know. Thanks for commenting and doing all the other things we need you to do. You know what time it is. My name is Sarah Beth and I’m from Searcy, Arkansas. We are celebrating my 23rd birthday with a Good Mythical Morning birthday party. And it is time to Spin the Wheel of Mythicality! Happy 23. Woo. Click the top link to watch us make a party game from scratch in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to… land? Land. Do I normally say that? You don’t see a lot of boiled peanuts, these days. No, that’s the problem. Uh, and this is the solution. That’s the problem. There aren’t enough boiled peanuts.