MK 1026: Give Rainn Wilson his Chipotle Black Card!!

I did some tweet about Chipotle and they sent me a Chipotle black card. Wow. I would go into Chipotle and I’d order and I’d give them the card and they’d be like, “Whoa, I’ve never seen this.” And they would just run it through the machine. They’re like, “It’s all free.” And they’re like, “Here, I ate for free at Chipotle for years.” I was making lots of money on the office, but I had a free Chipotle card. I should have given it to a college student or something. One day I went in, got a bunch of stuff, and they’re like, “Uh-uh, it’s not working.” I’m like, “Ah, screw it.” Sir, your guard has been declined. But dear people of of Chipotle, if you are watching, I love your delicious foods. You’ve reinvented the fast food experience and please consider sending Rain Wilson the Chipotle black

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