Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna play Crazy Bones, uh, which is a nineties thing. Uh, early two thousands. Oh, is it? Is what I was told. Early two thousands, actually. But first we gotta tell you about the new podcast that we’ve just been binging so hard. Cause, you know, there’s so many. You gotta have a good rec, right? Saints and taints. It’s not what you think it is. Okay, this is about, uh. What do you think it is? This is about clerical, uh. This is– Clerics? Not clerical. What do you call people who in the, in the priesthood? Clerics. Clerics. Yeah. Clergy. Clergy. This is about clergy with in, uh, per uh, infections of the perineum. Uh, which actually it turns out is much more common than you would think. And, uh, so it’s not sexual in, in any nature. It’s very, it’s very clinical and medical and technical, which is why we like it so much because. Yeah, we both. And not that either of us has ever had a taint, I mean a perineum infection. Uh, but if we did, then we want to know what did you do to treat, and, and it turns out prayer doesn’t work. For, just for that. For that, right. It works to heal other people, but it can’t heal your own taint. I like the other podcast, Prayer ranum. Prayer ranum. I can’t even say it. Oh my God. Oh, we really love it. I didn’t really sell it very well, but, okay. Um, who, who? Your both correct. It is a nineties and early two thousands thing. Oh, okay. Right. I’m not into this, but I can tell you about it. You’re right. I’m right. We’re both right. Yes. Um, it was inspired by a children’s game playing, played in ancient Greece and Rome, uh, which children played using sheep’s knuckle bones. Ooh, fun. Uh, it was created in the 1990s in. Spain where the, they’re known as Gogos and they’re wildly popular, selling over 350 million packs in the first year. Uh, brothers Peter and David Gantner secured the US distribution rights and brought them to America with the name Crazy Bones in 1997, and then in 2000 McDonald’s partnered with Crazy Bones and did a whole Happy Meals Thing. Okay. It comes with stickers and there’s also also a trading card game and a CGI animated TV show pilot. Pilot. Pilot. Pilot. Pilot. Um, and there’s a bunch of ways to play with them. So your cards, you have, uh. We understand those. We read those. Yeah. Um, it’s supposed to be like marbles and jacks and. And you collect different ones. So you, they want you to keep buying them to see what kinds you get, which, that makes sense because you, if you, if as a toy designer, if you can design a game where they gotta keep buying the game, that’s brilliant. And it’s supposed to be like the winner, basically like you lose some of your crazy bones to the winner of these games and therefore– It encourages gambling. Bless you, child. Bless you. I think I’m allergic to the late nineties. Hold on to your perineum. Um, I think there’s been a lot of different versions of these. There was one my kids played with the next version of this where you just collect them and I can’t remember what they were, but like, this one’s a, they were like creatures, little creatures. And we would take and set ’em up and you’d thump ’em across the room and knock the other persons down. I, I would play that with Lincoln when he was really little. I can’t remember what they were called, but this is a phone. I can’t, I don’t know what all these things are. They’re like, they’re all over the place. They’re not sheep bones anymore, but they might as well be. Do you wanna play the simple one or you wanna move past that? The simple one is what? The simple one is when you just, when you, when you, we each line up six or more facing each other. Let’s just do that just to have done it. Sometimes you gotta do things just to have done it. Yeah. This is what, this is what we would do. And then we would, you know, you’d take it and you, but you wanna, you wanna, you wanna face me? Well, you, you can put ’em in different, different places within. You know, you don’t, you can configure them. Well, this, this says any way you want this. And if they knock over. In, in a line, the same distance apart. Oh, okay. That’s what this one says. So not, not two layers. And then, all right, that’s how many of ’em do, and half how many put up. See? So then if I knock yours over, then I get to take them. So lemme try that. Let me get, let me just get six here and I’ll be done. Okay, well that sucked. And I think, I think you get that guy now. Really? Because I, that was so embarrassing. Now I get this guy. Okay. And we can set him back up. Your turn. Okay. You knocked this one over so you get it. And I get mine back, but I almost knocked that one over. But you didn’t. But I didn’t, and then I don’t. Oh. Went right through. So you whiffed. So now I whiffed you get, don’t, don’t set it up. Just keep it. But I have to. The game has to end at some time. But I have to, I’m, I’m getting field goals over here. Ah. Oh, I just hit myself in the perineum. I’m gonna recon, reconfigure my guys so I can thump ’em. Oh, that was a big win too. You down to one son. Those are yours. You down to one, son. I gotta try to knock your. All four of yours over. Oh, okay. So you just won that one. It’s that easy. It’s fun though, because then you’re like, oh man, I want to keep this guy. [door bell ring] Oh, oh, oh. You have to answer the door because you lost. I didn’t know we had a doorbell. Yeah, yeah. We got one now we got it installed. We’ve actually had it for a while. Hello? One, two. 1, 2, 3, 4. Deck the halls with boughs of holly. Fala la la la, la la la la. Tis the season to be jolly Fala la la la, la la la la. Don we now our gay apparel Fala la la la, la la la la Troll the anciet yuletide carol Fala la la la, la la la la Um, Fala la la la, la la la la. Come, come Now, tell me what you saw. Oh, you didn’t, you didn’t see it? Oh, I heard something. It sounded like a. A child singing. Carol, well, it was a group of carolers. Oh. Tis the season. Apparently. Uh, okay. Another round? They’re still there. If you want, if you wanna see him, just open, just crack the door. Another round of that or a new game. New game. Let’s this, this seems like a fun one. The one where you, uh. Blow on ’em. Yeah. Hurricane. Two players participate. That’s us. Put five figures each on a flat surface table check, the goal is to blow. You can arrange them in any any way you want. Here’s my thought. The goal is to blow with your mouth and try to make your opponents fall down. As opposed to what? Blow with your what? What else could I blow with? I got a few places, I got a few things I can blow. But I think you put them with mine. Five figures each. But in the drawing they’re all kind of together. But that would be strange, wouldn’t it? Yeah, well, I’m trying to blow yours, but not blow mine. But how can we even keep up with who’s or whose? Well, let’s just have you have all blue and then I’ll have non blue. See, I’m a problem solver. Um, but I’m worried about this. Why are you worried? You don’t wanna lose your fun blue ones? And some of them are more sturdy in the base than others. So be like, oh, this is my good one. I don’t wanna put this one up against these guys. ’cause it’s not as. Yeah, my blue ones are bad. Well, that’s just. Uh, how many do you have up there? Five. And I’ve got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I’ve got six. Take one away. Alright, so then do you blow? I mean, if I get close enough, I’ll blow it all over, but I’m just trying to blow yours over. Okay. So One breath. One breath works. Oh, one breath. Alright. Still up. It didn’t work. Oh, I was, I was trying to just. Now I’m not organized. Hold up. But I got, I got one of mine up and one of yours up. And that’s it. Well, 2, 2, 2 of mine up. Oh, okay. So you win. What do we do now? Well, hold on. No, we’re not. It’s not over. There’s still stuff standing. Can it be over? Uh, try it. Try it. Blow one of mine over. Oh, see, it’s harder than you thought. Yours is still up. That’s, these are good ones here. Okay. This one. Oh, that was a top down. Yep. That’s what I tried to get at. And the, in terms of germs, and like. This is pre COVID. The spreading of diseases. This is before germ theory was a thing, you know, the late nineties. Let’s do that again. Something about me like blowing it hurt my cheeks. I thought you were a trumpeteer. I haven’t done it in a long time, and I was taught to not expand my cheeks when I trumpeted. [doorbell rings] Oh, you know who that is? Actually, I don’t, unless they’re back. We don’t need any more carolers. Thank you. [baby crying noises] Oh my God. Somebody, [baby crying noises] Somebody, somebody abandoned a baby over here. Comforted it, don’t hold it by his head. [baby crying noises] There you go. There you go. You sure you just shouldn’t put it back out? Oh [baby crying noises] yeah. Take it to somebody else’s house. You can’t be responsible for a baby doll. Once you, yeah, once you touch the baby, it’s yours. So you just don’t if, if you see a baby abandoned, just don’t touch it. No, no. I’m sorry you didn’t. I was joking. You should. Any babies that are abandoned, you should help. It was a baby doll. I did. I comforted it. Then I sent it on its way. I saw a video of a Uber driver. I saw this. Ah, see? Uh, and they were speaking Spanish. They were speaking Spanish, and there was, uh, there was a man and a little boy in the back. And the man in the back, the passenger was like playing with a little boy and like patted him on the head. Head. Yeah. And then all of a sudden you, there’s a phone call to the driver and we see the English translation at the bottom, so we know what’s happening. And it’s a mom who’s like, I think I left my 2-year-old in your Uber. And then the passenger in the back thought that the kid was the Uber driver’s kid and was just like, like, oh, you keep your kid in the back, I’ll pat him on the head while I’m here. Right, right. And then the guy, and then the driver thought that. He was with the, with the man. With the man. So it was like, because you didn’t realize that the woman had a baby or that, that it was the same 2-year-old. Yeah. Yep. And they’re like, should we, the driver’s like, should we go back? And the guy was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the end of the video. Yeah. It’s really heartwarming. Yeah. Yeah. But um. I mean, there was probably an alert that went out. You know how the, how do those alerts go out anyway, you know, it’s like everybody in here, like your phone would be exploding at the same time. This is like GPS rate related. They’re able to do that. Yeah, they do it. Yeah. So it, but so that whatever alert is whatever organization that is, they have the capability to send out a communication to people based on their location. You can opt out if you don’t believe in the cause. Really? That’s hardcore, man. I don’t want to help out with any kids that are on the loose. And they only use it for like missing kids, right? Uh, like there’s been, there’s been a couple that are about other things. They don’t use it for. There’s a, Silver Alert. They don’t use it for weather. There’s Amber Alert is for missing kids. Silver alert is for missing elder, elderly. Old people. Us people in the middle, we don’t get no alerts. But it’s not. We gotta look out after ourselves. And you’re telling me it is not used for anything else. It could be used for other things. Like to tell everybody around here to like come to our party. Natural disasters. Earthquake warning. Yeah, yeah. No, it does. Yeah. Yeah, it does. We were all in here recently and we all got the earthquake warning and I was like, it never happens. Is that another alert or is that an app that people have? It’s another alert. It’s alert. It’s not an app. You can get a notification if you about fires, if you’ve got the watch duty app. But that’s different. It’s different. But this earthquake is straight from the Emergency Broadcasting network. I wonder what else they could use it for. Like people in a certain location. I mean like a BOGO at uh, Ross. There you go. Bogo at Ross dressed for less. It can. It can be abused. It can be abused. Has anybody seen the new season of, uh, Black Mirror? What? What happens? Well, just talking about how– Don’t turn away from me. Just talking about– I don’t like it when you do that. Why? It just. You don’t like the way my back looks? Yeah. It’s like, well, I know I haven’t, you know, I haven’t seen Black Mirror. Well, I would, they, they all have some of them. I, you could turn your head, don’t turn your, um, I don’t love that. And uh, is this an episode of Black Mirror? This, yeah. What you’re doing right now? Could be. Seem to be very controlling. Um, I’m just giving you feedback. There is a, uh, oh, that’s what you call it. There is a– There’s nobody over here. That’s the thing. There’s an episode. The episode with Rashida Jones. Anybody seen that? Mm-hmm. Yeah. You know. Well, what about the people who haven’t? Can you tell us something about it? Intrusive. I just don’t wanna spoil it. Just imagine that. A medical procedure– Just spoil it. Led to the ability for ads to be basically in your brain and coming out of your mouth at any given time. So you’re the spokesperson? Yeah. Why? Well. For money? In the context of it. Well, you’re, no, because you’re keep. Like, demonstrate. Are you saying you’re getting saying like in a conversation you would just start advertising to me? Mm-hmm. Okay. I would be like. Games are fun. If you like games, you should go to Dave and Buster’s. It’s the best place for games, even for adults. Use my coupon code. It doesn’t necessarily have to get that specific. It stays conversational. It was supposed to be contextualized in a conversation and they don’t. It was happening because the person was paying for a specific medical like service that was helping their brain, something they needed. But unless you paid for more, you couldn’t get the ad free version. Oh my God. And so it’s actually like a, it’s a great, I mean. Is that episode one of season two? Is it? [Crew member]: Season two? [Laughs] I heard that there were two episodes in the season that are. I thought that the first episode and the last episode were linked, and there’s spoilers in that and I don’t think that the one. I’ve only seen three episodes. And you never end an episode of Black Mirror with a good feeling. That’s a thing. That’s why I really like it. But like in that time slot that you have on a weekday to watch something, it’s like you don’t wanna– Feel that way. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [Doorbell rings] Oh, well, okay. I kind of hope it’s the carolers after the baby. Hello. Hey. Hey. Hi. Uh, how you doing? Are you Emily? Yeah. Uh, are you somebody else? I don’t live here sometimes. Is that why the shower’s always damp? Yeah, I’m sorry. I’m just late all the time and I figured if I slept here, it would probably make it easier for everybody. Well, you said it. I didn’t. Okay. Uh, sorry. Um, I, what are you guys doing? Hey. We’re doing the show, Emily. Oh, cool. Yep. It’s kind of early, don’t you think? I don’t know. I, um. Got your boots on. Yeah, I got my boots on. You’re going over there, huh? Yeah, I just, um, I’m not done with my nap yet. Huh. So I gotta like, you know, sorry. Oh. Oh, this is weird. This is kind of my schedule every day. Okay. I’ll do you know what, I’m gonna leave this open. All right. So then– I wasn’t really ready to be on camera. I don’t really– So you nap on that loveseat? Yeah. Yeah. I just don’t, I wish I had time to do my hair, but you know, just don’t mind me. Okay. Let’s see. That. That came together pretty quickly actually. Yeah, it did. Um. Alright. Is it okay if I’m, I’m just gonna finish brushing my teeth really quick. Oh yeah. You know what we’ll do, we’ll do, we’ll cover you up. We are pretty good at this. No one’s gonna even know you’re here. Oh thank you. And then I guess if. Alright. If we do show you. I’m good. You need to. So what are you guys doing? That’s not the line. I have a line? Yeah. Yeah. So this is what it feels like to be a guest. What is this? Let’s talk about that. Yeah. I’ve never done that before. Yeah. How’s it feel? It’s pretty good. Yeah. I’m a, I feel like a celebrity kinda. But I am gonna take that nap. If you didn’t work here, that’s what it would feel like. Hey, that’s kind of a dig on working here. Look, she got a towel for a blanket. Check out, Emily, Have You Seen This? On mythicalsociety.com.