Isn’t it fun when security cameras see things go wrong? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. Cameras are everywhere these days. Traffic lights, elevators, ATMs, even in this very studio right now. I’m acting like I’m manipulating the camera. You don’t even have to go outside to find cameras. People have ’em all inside their house. Too. Yeah. All inside. Yeah, all inside. I mean, I have three inside of my house. Yep. It’s a good way to stay safe, but it’s an even better way to get really hilarious footage. And thanks to our friends at America’s Funniest Videos, not a sponsor, just a friend. We’ve gotten our hands on some of the best moments Big Brother has ever seen. It’s time for the lighter side of the surveillance state home security videos gone wrong. Okay, boys, I’m about to show you some home security video clips, but we’re going to pause them just before things go wrong. All you have to do is, guess what happens next? Closest wins the point. You ready for the first clip? Yep. Yeah, let’s see it. Oh, it’s cold there. What is that? It’s a skunk. I think it’s a Marmite. Look it. He’s got a nice little dance. Oh, and there’s a dog across the way. Is it a skunk or is it a mongoose? Is this in Wales? That doesn’t look like a Welsh banister. Mm, I know a Welsh banister when I see one. What’s about to happen? Okay. Mine’s a bit of a poem. Oh, does it rhyme? Dog Chase Skunk, Dog Drag Man. Man Hold on. Funny, funny, funny. Oh, that’s what’s going to happen. Well, there’s clearly a dog skunk fight makes way to porch for cuddling. That’s a very specific prediction. Yeah, I think that, I think that they become friends quickly. No, that icy road’s gonna be a slip and slide for that man. He’s not gonna let go of his dog, which you should never let go of your dog. Let’s see it. Here comes the skunk. Okay. Oh, there’s two dogs. No. Yes, there’s two dogs. Skunks hanging a left. Oh, oh, it’s boy. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Stop it. Oh my God. Yes. You nailed it, dude. Yeah. Except you said, is that, that’s boy, not man. Is it man? Or woman? Is it woman or boy. It might be a grandma boy. I said one man. I said dog, drag woman. I mean, that was scarily accurate. Uh, especially the funny, funny, funny part. I was hoping for cuddling though. Yeah. I mean, it is, all the pieces were there. Those my favorite type of videos. Those your favorite type, those my favorite type to type where unexpected animals cuddle. They don’t do that on a AFV, do they? Well, there might be a cuddle video coming up. We just don’t know. Okay. Okay. Keep keep the much. Yeah. Yeah. It’s a, it’s a hint. Thank you. Uh, here’s the next clip right now, but if you’d like to leave a message, you can do it now. What? Okay. Riding our bike. We just wanted to tell you something. I bet you it’s gonna be cute, whatever it is. I didn’t realize that the cam, uh, the ring cameras could take a message. Yes, they can. Please leave a message. I thought that was you talking, Stevie. I’m interested to see. Your nativity scene has been up for way too long and the whole neighborhood hates you. Okay? Uh, that is an nativity scene. I’m gonna have to, uh, expound on this one. I couldn’t write it all. This is essentially an existential crisis we’re about to see. Um, these little girls are gonna talk about how it’s so difficult to be a child right now. Because of the impending, impending environmental crisis that we are in, and the fact that the adults don’t seem to care or wanna do anything about it. Wow. And also the impending economic crisis from all the unemployment that’s gonna happen because of ai and the fact that it just seems like the adults are just letting it happen. And as these little girls are like, why aren’t you guys doing anything to address these, these problems? Huh? Okay. I changed my answer. My sister crapped her pants. Okay, I’ll accept it. Let’s see. Okay. Riding our bike. We just wanted to tell you something. Yeah, we want somebody to play with us. Do you have any girls or like five years old or like a big kid like me? I’m five years old. And Me too. And here’s Ashley over here with me. And I’m Zoe. And Ari’s at home. Yeah. Ari’s at home watching tv. He is not doing something. What? Oh my gosh. They thought they were talking to a person, five years old. This is why the universe didn’t gimme a little girl, because I would just be a mess all the time. So which one are you choosing, Stevie? I just don’t think I can in good conscious give either one of you a point for that. Whatcha whatcha making a face about? Just that was so, I’m just kidding. That was so cute. How did she say? Five years old. Five years old. Five years. Five. Five years. Five. Five years olds. Five years. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Five years olds. You know, she just, I remember one time when, um, my stepdad had to do some plumbing work in your neighborhood and he, he took me with him so he could drop me behind the, um, the washing machine to grab something that he couldn’t get. And, um, he used me like that. Yeah. You know, I was just a stepson. I was expendable. Yep. Right. And then he, he wasn’t worried about yourself. And then he was like, doesn’t your friend, the tall one lived down the street? You can go down there and, um, play with him or something. I was too scared to knock on your door. What? You never told me about this. I was too scared to knock. I don’t know why. Something about like, who’s gonna come to the door and what am I gonna say? I wasn’t like these girls. It was like, Hey, it’s. It’s Link from school. And I wonder, can Rhett come out and play? You know, I– Really? Like how old were you at the time? I was probably, um, I don’t know, 17. Because that was the whole move. That was the whole move. You just go, well, actually I’d never, I’d never done that. My neighbor, uh, who was friends with me. Would show up at my door, knock on the door, and my parents would open the door and he wouldn’t say anything. ’cause he was like, you know why I’m here? You know, I, I didn’t know I, that’s all I had to do was be there. My mom would’ve been like, oh, Link are you, you wanna see Rhett? And you could just go, we could just knock. I blew it, man. Yeah, you blew it. Who knows. We could have been such good friend. I know. What might have been. Okay, let’s see the next one. Ooh, that’s a fisheye lens. Again. Do you wanna see the clip again? Yes, please. ’cause again, there’s a noise. Another ring cam. Again. Oh, that’s a cat noise. Now this is, okay. This is a classic southern yard right here. This looks like back home. You got the barns, you got the truck. You got the well worn deck. Oh crap. All right. Okay. That man is entering with some gusto too. Yeah. All you go first. I think disaster’s about to strike. Cat jumps out. Cat attacks man, man scrambles one foot in each planter. So you see those planters that he walked through. He’s gonna end up splitting like Jean-Claude Van Dam on those, those, uh, planters. That’s what’s gonna happen. I hope you’re right. But it’s not a cat, dude. Oh, really? Yes. There’s something here that I’ve spotted. On the right side of the deck, there’s a freaking hawk that is gonna attack, or maybe it’s an owl, but right there to Oh, blending in. Yeah, blending in is a freaking raptor of some sort. Oh god. Okay. You see it. That might be a cat. It might be a cat. That’s all I’m saying. Now that I see it. Yeah, it might be a cat. It’s blurry, but let’s see the rest of the clip. Either a cat or a hawk. Oh, that’s a cat. Oh. Oh my God. That is a rat snake. Oh my gosh. My, my pucker string just pulled and look. That thing, oh gosh, is right on the camera. That is disturbing. And the cat or the bird or whatever it was fled too. Might I say again? Yeah. Again. Oh, and it struck at him. Did you see that? Do you see him? Did you see him? It struck at him. It wasn’t. He did the old T-Rex arms. He’s not poisonous. He just wanted to cuddle. It’ll ruin your day though. That hawk or owl or cat, whatever it was on that deck, was warning him. But he didn’t warn him with enough. I mean, he should have like grabbed his leg or something. Warning. Warning him. Warning him. I thought he said warning him. Yeah, I mean Link– There’s a snake up there. Had the word attack and he needs a point, so he’ll get this point. Okay. There was an attack of sorts. I mean, I hate that. I hate that for us, that we had to see that. Every time I see something like that, two nights later. I would dream about it. We don’t see a lot of snakes in the yard out here. I do. I see a lot of rattlesnakes. Really? Yeah. I’ve seen a king snake in my yard. That’s the only snake I’ve seen. I, I have a snake in my yard that I’ve named. That’s not a rattlesnake. Anyway, let’s see if we can find some other dreams for Link. Here we go. Please do. That noise. The shuffling feet. It’s a Grandma. You got a life alert on, she got her water. She got her pill boxes for day and night. Okay, so I assume she knows about this camera. She’s got the instructions for her washing machine there. Um, um, uh, I said that she’s going to sit, she’s going to slip, she’s going to grab pills. Pills fly in the air. When she hits the ground. She does pass away. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. She dies. It’s dark, but hold on. But one solitary pill lands in her mouth and brings her back. Okay. Whoa. So she dies momentarily. Whoa. So she doesn’t stay dead. So it’s a happy ending. We were kind of on the same path. I, I just think it’s a little bit more controlled. I think grandma swallows wrong pill. Chokes spits it up. Then nonchalantly reswallows. Correct. Pill and smiles. Oh, so she almost dies. Okay. All right, I got it. I like that. Okay, let’s see. She’s laughing. Hello? Hello? Hello? Oh. Oh, son, I picked up, I. Hey, it’s gonna happen to all of us, some of us sooner than later. If she, if she wasn’t laughing at herself so hard, I might feel bad for her, but she get, she’s in on the joke. She did the old water. Hello? Water phone trick. Hello. Yeah, I don’t know. I, this is a hard point to give boys. I’m sorry to say, but hey, she didn’t die. Now you have a, and you have better dream material. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She didn’t die. Thank god. Hello? Hello? You supposed to promote something. Yep, we are. If that pregnant pause reminded you that you’d rather be watching something else, then um, you go over to Mythical society. You can watch Emily’s show over there. Emily, have you seen this? She gives her expert opinions on pop culture trends, memes, social media moments, new and old. Watch the latest episode. You gotta check it out. Mm-hmm. Mythical society.com. Okay. Time for another clip. Oh, real hard? Oh yeah. Shuffle, shuffle. Oh yeah, he knows it. He knows it, but I bet you he’s going to go for it. Oh wow. Okay. Okay. I think this was a reversal of expectations. I think he masterfully slides right in the house. Oh, okay. Well, I don’t think that’s gonna happen. I think he’s gonna slip. I think he’s gonna do the run in place for a moment. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. He fall, he’s gonna bust those milk jugs, but he will end with a big laugh ’cause he knows he is on camera. Mm-hmm. Okay. Big laugh, not a big groan. A big laugh. Let’s see it. Yeah, that sucked. That sucked. Yeah. You know what? That one sucked. It was positive. You, I mean, you said bust milk. I did say bust milk. I didn’t even know. So bus milk gets you the, gets you the point. That one was pretty straightforward. Um, I gotta say, guys. Yeah. Well, here’s the thing. It all comes down to this last clip. That’s right. It’s anyone’s game. ’cause it’s worth two points. Interesting. This last one. What sucks? Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. I’m going for it. Oh, oh. Uhhuh, Uhhuh, Rottweiler. Look, he sees something up there that he wants. Hmm. Hmm. Okay. Okay. What you think? I think this one’s pretty simple. Dog gets on the counter, but in a comedy of errors ends up not everything that you see on the counter right there will be slowly but surely knocked off and he will not accomplish his mission of getting onto the top of the counters. Okay. The, the cabinets. That’s reasonable and will be fun if that happens, but. Um, I think that, I think there’s more going on here, and I’ve, I’ve seen this before. Uh, he jumps on the counter. He morphs into a grandma, starts riding a vacuum that turns into a rocket that then goes through the back window. I’ve seen a lot of these videos lately. Absolutely amazing. Okay. I really hope it happens. I really hope I get to see that. See it? Mm-hmm. He’s looking now, he’s going over, he’s, is he getting. Go to your kennel. Hey, you put that down. Put it down. Drop it, drop it, drop it. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. They were watching him, go to your kennel. That was worse than Link having a knife. He just had it dangling. He’s like. Yeah, I, there’s no knife on any of your things. Uh, so I am gonna have to give the win to Rhett, which link It means that you are the doorbell of the ball in Good Mythical More. Oh, we’ll find out what that means. Huge thanks to our friends in America’s Funniest videos for helping us with today’s episode. If you’ve got a funny video and you want a chance to win a hundred thousand dollars, well, you should submit it to AFV. Just click the link in the description. Upload your video. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, we’re Vanessa and John and we just got married. Married. And it’s time to spin The Wheel of Mythicality! It was still sinking in for John. Married. Married, yes. I’m married. I love that. Put the top link to watch us play Crazy Ball. We missed out on this in Good Mythical More. 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