Welcome to Good Mythical More. What juice says what age you are? That’s what we’re gonna explore about. Yes. Drinking juices and associating them with the different, what are these called? Age groups, age things. They’re called age things. I see what you’re doing there. Okay. All right. He’s doing mirror mirror. I did it. Generations Just getting it over with. Generations. I knew that. We’ve got like generations. Alpha, alpha Z, millennial X. Yes. That’s your boys. We’re the poster boys for Gen X. And Boomer. Can you believe that Wwe’re closest to Boomer. Out of all. We’re so old. Yeah. We’re so old man, but we’re like on the cusp. But we have dogs. We have dogs. You could still play 25. You could play 25. Yeah, that’s 20. I dyed my hair for a long time. With some Photoshop. And I like to take selfies. If I go like this, my– That’s not helpful. My, no, no, my eye bags go away if I go like this. Oh, maybe. Maybe you could play 25 with sunglasses. Yeah, yeah, that’s right. I could play like– But in a Speedo. Star Trek. I could be 25 on Star Trek. No, no, no, sir. No, don’t you say it. Don’t you believe it. Embrace who you are and embrace who I am. We’re Gen Xers, man. Uh, we embrace wisdom. Let’s embrace some, uh, lemonade. Yeah. Did you fully explain these are, these are Sporked, uh, drink picks of the summer, and you’re associating them with the generation you feel they should be most associated with, but they’re all, uh, delicious summer drinks. So the thing that we’re really associating the generation with is the general drink of lemonade or lemon-nod, as they say in one state. Do you know what, you know what state it is? No. Somebody says lemon-nod? Yeah. No, they don’t. I want the comments to get going. I made it up just to get some comments, stuff. All right. Let us know the comments. What state says lemon-nod? I’m an expert man. I’m an expert in engagement. Uh, this is Newman’s own. That’s some good lemonade. Old fashioned roadside. Taste it. You, you gonna, you’re gonna little child it and drink right outta the fridge? No, this is teen. This is teen. I’m teening it. You’re teening it. That’s it. You go to the fridge and you. Yeah. Yeah. That’s what my teens do. It’s pretty good lemonade. Why do teens do that? Because they don’t have time. Don’t have time. Because they’re, because they’re this age. And that’s what makes me think that. Lemonade? No lemonade is a old folks drink, man. No! Lemonade stands? I’m just saying. But you’re selling it to old people. That he, that’s what he was going with. So I was just like, is this what you’re saying? You think Lemonade is this young? Who you think that you think old people drink more lemonade than children? Yes. I think limited is only for really young and really old people. I think all of us in the middle. I agree. That statement, there’s a boomer on the box. I think it’s either gonna be here or there. Yeah. There’s a boomer on the box right there. Right. I’m just trying to get engagement in the comments. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Say something controversial. Leave some comments about what you think about Stevie’s opinion. Are you saying women shouldn’t go to space? Yeah. Right. Uhhuh. A hundred percent of profits to help kids. Isn’t that, isn’t that nice? That’s hard to believe, but that’s nice. No Newman’s own. That’s the whole thing. It’s a, it’s a, it’s a nonprofit. That’s cool. Gold Peak. Ooh. Completely for profit. Sweet tea. Mm-hmm. Woo. This is sweet. This is almost, I, I really like, a big grip on the, on a bottle like that. Yeah. And you know, when you’re, when you’re as old as a boomer, you need that big grip with your arthritis. Like, like, think about it. This is so easy to remove. Yeah. Easy to drink. You’re teeing it again. Does that mean it goes to teens? And this is, this doubles as a good, uh, pee bottle for your road trips. Wide neck clear, so you know where you’re at. This one, who could fit in that. And also you wouldn’t know. You wouldn’t know how full it was. And it’s a hundred percent for the kids. And it’s lemonade. You don’t wanna pee in a lemonade container. ’cause then people don’t know. They don’t know they’ve made a mistake until it’s– Poor kids are gonna be drinking your urine. A hundred percent profit though, I mean a hundred percent to kids. A hundred percent. A hundred percent of my biological extra urine goes to children. That’s kind of you. You’re so generous. Sweet, sweet tea. I think this might be Gen X. This is old too. Let’s go with Gen X. We can flip ’em a book. This could be a, this is a mom. This is a my mom. Does your mom still drink sweet tea? Uh, she’s an unsweet. Yeah. Tea. Yeah. You know, I wasn’t trying, I wasn’t talking about her personality. My mom carries Sweet n Low around. When she comes out here, they don’t have the type of packets she wants, so she has to, I think it’s equal. Packets? Oh, oh, oh. She carries packets. Carries packets of Equal to put. Who did you say your nana or your mom? My mom. Has she tried any other sweeteners? Uh, sweet and low. I’m sure. What’s the, she hasn’t even gotten on this Splenda train. Where we at? She loves equal. What’s wrong with equal? I just always thought equal was lower. Equal and Sweet n Low are old. Yeah. And probably worse for you. I don’t know. I didn’t say that. Lawyers. Um, and also it’s, it’s old technology man. Like they’ve, they’ve seriously fixed the sweetening game up. Well, she’s hooked on it. Which is a problem. But my, my mother-in-law– I’ll get my mom to stop the Equal. My mother-in-law makes a, uh, a sweet tea with Splenda. Mm-hmm. And you wouldn’t know that it, I don’t know how she does it. You would not know that it wasn’t just regular sweet tea. It’s so good. She probably has agave. I don’t know. I feel like you would if you had regular sweet tea next to the Splenda Sweet tea. Probably, but I never do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don’t want to. Why would you? I don’t want to upset the apple cart. Yeah. What about the, you know, a fruit punch cart? Do you know there’s one state where they never say apple cart? Let us know in the comments. Do you know which state that is? Oh, look, this is the same kind of bottle. It is the future. Easy to open. Now Rhett, are the drinking out of these because you are planning on consuming the rest of these beverages at home? No. Just ’cause they don’t, they gave us one glass. He didn’t want to drink after me. Uh, I’ll pour it in the cap. Okay. Okay. Like mouthwash? No, hold on. That’s not, that doesn’t do it. That, that may be worse. That’s what you want me to do. I’ll do that. Oh, it tastes good. Ooh, I love that. What is this? Fruit Punch. Pineapple Cherry. I feel like this could be for old people too. No. Fruit punch is for, I think it’s for kids. I, back in the day though, like we would drink so much of this. Exactly. Sugary drinks. Yeah. And now we’re old, so we’re over here. But we, you know what old people love? They love to have a vat of Punch. But we don’t drink anything. A punch bowl. They love to have their punch with a ladle like that doesn’t, that doesn’t happen. Where have you seen that outside of a movie lately? Family reunion, uh, family reunion, like, uh, old people, church gatherings, lots of punch bowls with floating ice. So, which, who, who’s you saying likes that? I, I think. Old people can’t like everything. Well, then let’s put the, let’s put it with the, the kids there. I think this is a youth drink. It’s a youth drink. You remember, I mean, half of the time you walked around as a child, you had fruit punch lip. Remember that? Yeah. Fruit punch lip. I drank a lot of apple juice. I wonder if that’s one of ’em. Oh, nope. We’re, we’re moving on to cold brew, Stump Town. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Now this, this we know. That this stuff is strong. Boy. Aye! It’s smooth though. It’s our, um, tour coffee time. That’s right. Beverage. I would, it makes me think of us, Stevie. Stevie would tell me what, when it was coffee time and I would get up off my couch. And I go drink a little coffee with her and this stuff right here, I grew to hate it. Um, ’cause it’s, it was just too much. It’s so strong. So strong. It’s not, it’s not supposed to be straight, right? You’re supposed to. It is. It’s not the concentrate. It is, but it’s just, if you drink that whole thing, woo. It’s going with a Beanie Boy over here. So if I put this back on there, nobody will know. Put that there where this was. Look, nobody will know because that’s pretty clear. Right? They’re not gonna know. Millennial. Yeah, that’s millennial. All day. All day. Gotta be. Gots to be. And this is, okay, see. Coconut water. This is the pink one. Yeah. Best by October 11th, 2025. Oh, that’s your next birthday. I’ll be 48. Young tie coconut water. Mm-hmm. Squeezing the young tie. It’s pink. I love it. It’s got a thickness to it. Hmm. It’s nice. Nice. Have we had this before? It tastes like it comes out of an animal. Oh. You know, I don’t know what it just tastes, it tastes like a, like what kind of animal? Like a animal milk. What kind of animal would have that? Uh, like a, I don’t know, like a marsupial, marsupial juice. Like you squeeze a, um, platypus and this comes out? Yeah, like inside of the pocket. For the Joey. Yeah. The Joey’s in there drinking all this. Who’s, I’m really into this too. Yeah. I feel like the pink coconut water. Hmm. That’s good. Why do, yeah, this is I this, why would it be some teen? This is an impossible task. However, I will say, and my kids– This is according to who? Sporked? What? Or just us. What did you ask? What do you mean? According to who? No, no, the, oh, these are just great. The ranking is just us. Yeah. The, there’s no answer. Oh, it’s just your– We’re we’re setting? Yeah. We’re setting the official drink oof each generation?. We are determining this. Well, the pressure is just boiled over on me. The kids who come to my house, who are teens, who are Z, they drink coconut water. Really? If I’ve got coconut water, they’ll clean it out. Because I don’t have any of those, so I’ll take your word for it. Hold on. Friends of your children? What do you mean? Yeah, they come over and drink stuff. Oh my. They route my whole place, man. I don’t let ’em have my coconut water, that’s for sure. They take whatever they want and I just see half drank things all over the place. I scowl at them. I just scowl,. And it’s coconut water? In my robe. That’s weird that they drink coconut. Okay, so we’re gonna leave that there. Yeah. Z likes coconut water. See, but what is this right here? Oh, what? What? We have more drinks than we have people. What? Did you do that for the comments? That’s okay. You can have multiple drinks, can be– Black tea with lemonade. You’re doing a timeline. The, the other tea is already, I would say skirting the Gen X boomer. In between. So this is an Arnold Palmer, essentially? Yeah. Yeah. You know about Arnold Palmer’s? He’s really well endowed. Oh, really? Famously. With what? A large– Golf skills? A large, uh, I think a large package. Just famously. Yeah. What? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, everything tends to sag and bulge when you get older. No, I think as a young man. Oh. You don’t know what’s cultural reference I’m making right now? Arnold Palmer’s putter. It’s half girthy, half lengthy. Is that, is that, is that right? Half girthy, half lengthy. I don’t know what you’re making. You’re making a reference or something? I haven’t seen Happy Gilmore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s in Happy Gilmore. What? Do you know what he’s saying? Stevie, you know what I’m talking about? No. Yeah. I’ve, I’ve, I’ve been informed. A retired golf icon? Okay. Someone talked about this at a really weird time. What? Was this Arnold Palmer’s like mistress? Someone decided to talk about this on the campaign trail. Decided to insert an anecdote about the size of Arnold Palmer’s package on the campaign trail. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I’m glad I missed that. Yeah. Um, but that doesn’t mean it’s not true. I don’t know where that one, it does call, it does call it into question. I don’t know where that one could go. I don’t think that one goes anywhere. You think it’s too, you think it’s too hip for boomers? I, ’cause I feel like it is Boomery. No? Yeah. I think if I, if you, well they got the lemonade. If I took this to the villages in uh, Florida. They’d love it. They would drink it so fast. All of the golf carts would line up. By the way, I want to go there. Real bad. Old people love all this stuff. Have you seen? Has anybody seen the documentary about the Villages? I haven’t, but I’ve heard about it. It’s cute. It’s so good. And then my, uh, brother-in-law. And sister-in-law, they were driving, through Florida and we had watched the documentary and they stopped at the villages and asked for a tour and they were like, you’re not technically old enough. But they were like almost, almost 50. And they talked their way into getting a tour of the Villages. It’s like begging for a timeshare presentation. And apparently it’s everything that it’s that it’s cracked up to be. So they were sold. I mean, they’re probably not gonna live there. But you know, you watched that document. Have you seen the documentary? Yeah. Yeah. It’s funny. It’s cool. I think it sounds incredible, a place like that. I would never. Would never want to do that. You wouldn’t wanna live in a place like that when you get old. Maybe I would. Yeah, you would. Yep. You definitely would. You like, you’d like starting conversations with people you don’t know. That’s true. Especially people who, like, they forget where the conversation is going. Yes, you’ll be in such good company. Yeah. Uh, me and my dad were talking about it on, on our podcast Dispatches from Myrtle Beach. And because somebody emailed him about, um, what type of loofah he would hang from his golf cart if he lived there. And there’s a, a whole key. System. Yes, to if you hang a certain color loofah on your golf cart About your sexual preferences. Yeah. It means what you’re into. Those old people are screwing each other like you wouldn’t believe. Yeah. Okay. If I Google villages, I don’t need to see the key. I need to see this. Well, you need to watch. You need to watch the episode of the podcast. Okay. That’s the best way to do it. All right. I will do that because you, you pop up the chart. I can see the key on the, on the podcast. Oh, we up the chart. I’m sure we do. Okay. I mean, just think about it. There’s just no consequences. No, but you can pull it up. Can’t get pregnant. Um, if you get an STI, it’s like, okay. That’s not what’s gonna kill you. You know? You’re gonna die of something else. Probably what we want. I think that the tease is more like, what did Charles pick? Which we don’t, we won’t reveal. You gotta feel, you gotta, you gotta find out what he picked. But I wanna know what the, I want to, while we’re here though. Yeah. I wanna know what white, I wanna know what the options are. White, white, novice and beginners. Purple voyeur. And people who like to watch. Pink, Soft swap. People who like to do it with others in the room. Mm-hmm. Blue. Lowest level of full swap. Those who can play well with others. Lowest level. Okay. Yellow, mid-level swap for those who want to have fun but are still nervous. Okay, black full swap. Those who say, what the hell? Let it all go down. Yep. Yeah. Yep. And teal. Bisexual, for those that want to increase their dating chances, and that’s all. You could have put it a little more. So they try to make bi, bisexuality as if it’s just being desperate. Desperate. Yeah. Come on. I know. It just means you’re open to everything. Right? This has an official, the villages like mark on it. Well. I know they’re not producing this menu. I think somebody clip-arted it, but. I, I can believe it. You know, I think I’m gonna go, I, I don’t know what I chose with dad, but I’m pretty sure I was, uh, pink soft swap. You want to get at a certain age, you, you know, your eyes may work better than other parts of your body. You just wanna do it with somebody else in the room. Okay. All right. Interesting. Well, no, or if the only their eyes work, then I’ll let them. Yeah, I’ll let them take in what I’m doing with, with what I’m capable of. Okay. You wanna, you want a show you wanna put put on a show? I want to put on a show and then I wanna be shown. Okay. In my old decrepit age. Yeah, but that’s what pink is. That just feels like an interesting place to draw the line. I mean, but it is an option. It is an option. Well, I’m not drawing a line. I’m just hanging a loofah. I mean, I hope by the time I’m old and about to be in the grave, I’m teal. I mean, you know, I hope. You hope that you’re going to develop into a bisexual? Yeah. Right. Yeah. That’s my aspiration. Three Lucky tees, $50,000 in cash prizes. The golden tee of mythical giveaway is coming your way. June 23rd, get ready to shoot your shot at a future fortune that could be yours.