Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are about to play Minecraft. Heard of it? Hah! Yes, I have. We’re gonna play it so– There’s a movie about it. So much. We’re gonna play it so hard. We’ve played it before on this show. I wonder if we were any good. That was nine years ago. Uh, but first before we play. We’re both still around, which is encouraging. We’re gonna donate $1,000 to advocates for trans equality to aid in their mission to boldly imagine a world world where trans people live their lives joyfully and without barriers by fighting for the legal and political rights of transgender people in America. And you can join us in giving at transequality.org. Okay, let’s get into this. It has been nine years. Oh, it’s nine. It’s raining. What are the chances and look at that, that I’m told is. Fem boy Hooters Link. Yes. Hi, it’s Megan. Um. Hey Megan. Some fan in 2015 decided to put you in a little Hooters outfit. Oh, femboy Hooters Link. So this, this first world, Zach Miller actually created the GMM set. He said it’s unfinished. And is that a world renowned artist? You need to give context for Zack Miller. What? Zack Miller, the world renowned Minecraft artist. The world renowned Minecraft artist. Zach Miller. Also. Copyrighted, also mythical employee. Yeah. Has made the set. Oh, the set. Yeah. What? Hold on. That’s the desk. And I thought around it was too cool not to show. Here we go. Get it from the, uh. Get it from the front before you get it from the back. Hold on. Uh, and I mean, the view of the room. Turn around. Okay, so. Yeah. Get over there. Oh, oh yeah. There we go. There it is. There’s a logo. This is, see, this teaches kids to, to, to live with limitations. Would you look at that? They had to use the lantern. And then you got the forest wall. You got the brick wall. Hold on. This is so strange because– He wanted me to say that it’s unfinished. If he had more time, it’d be better. It would be– There would be more stuff he could put in there. We are right here. Oh, Zach’s right here. If you wanna explain your art. Oh, Zach, there he is. There he is. Congratulations on your world renowned artistry. Thanks guys. No excuses. If you come over here to give excuses. I put this on my resume. That’s how I got here. Yeah. You shouldn’t be ashamed of this. Really? Yeah, you did. I believed you. Okay. I don’t know you that well. I’m saying anything here. The, here’s the really interesting thing that’s happening right now. We are where we are, right? There’s, there’s not a lot of, um, seating options. So those are anvils that you’re sitting on. Um, but what are you saying? You want, you want me to stick an anvil up my butt? Oh, Link. I’m on your seat. Well, you’re me. Oh, this is what? It’s fem boy hoot. This is what it’s like to be femboy Hooters Link. Yeah, this feels good. Oh, you’re on the desk now. Gimme a hula hoop. I’ll show you something. Look, look at this. Don’t, don’t, don’t put me on the desk. Look. Now, how does he sit? Can he sit on the mic? Don’t sit. How do you sit? You can crouch if you hit the right stick in. The right stick in. Oh, oh. Link. Hey, stop it. Link. Hey. Link is sitting up and down on the mic. Why am I, why am I doing that? Why is he doing that? Does it feels good? if you don’t stop, I’ll do it in real life. Okay. Okay. Look around. Oh, where’s Stevie? She’s usually right here. Uh, we fired ’em all in Minecraft. Apparently we can do this ourselves. Oh, okay. Okay. Let’s see where else. There’s no exit. I tried to get my friends to join so you can interact with people and they all said they were busy. Why? Okay. Alright, hold on. That was the Karate Kid mural. Okay. So if you– Can I dig into the ground? You can. If you wanna go to a more interesting world. This is just a, a flat world. You go to hell. Uh, you could go. You could go. First thing we’re gonna do is go to hell. We wanna go to hell. Okay. One doesn’t come back from there, do they? Oh, no. Yeah, that was gonna happen. Hold on. Am I dying? Um, oh, look, look, the afterlife, I’ve never seen this. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Look at, look at. We are where we are. We’re in hell. I would say go towards the lack of light. We’re in. Hell yeah. Yeah. Go to the darkness. Hold on. Can you still sit? Yeah. Okay, good. Oh no. Oh, look, he can’t sit. Can’t sit in hell. You can only crouch. I’m doing a little, he can’t sit in hell. That makes sense though. I wouldn’t let you sit if I ran. Hell. I feel like this is more like limbo. Whoa, whoa. I’m jumping, dude. This isn’t hell. This is the, this is that Catholic place in between. Oh, purgatory. Um, if you hit the center button on your controller, we could take you to a more fun world, unless you like hell. We’re kind of loving the absence of city life. Where now? Save and and quit. Do what? Go to save and quit. We’re already quitting. And what have we saved? He dug to hell. Okay, go to go to good mythical Minecraft. Is this a real thing? You went to a– I just, I made a world called Good Mythical Minecraft. You went to a totally different world, dude. It was a warp zone. Was it a warp zone? Yes. Yeah. Cook cactus in a furnace to get green dye. Oh, is this a person? Don’t tell me that. Yeah. So I was trying to run away from zombies, so I put you guys in a, a villager’s bedroom. Well, don’t slay him. Oh. Why are you slaying the villager? Because I want this house to myself. In his own bedroom? I kicked him out. You just commandeer some. Some. Well, if I spawn inside somebody’s bedroom, I feel like I have every right. Well, that is how you mark your territory. How do you get out? I am. I’m pretty sure if you kill villagers in front of that stone guy, he will try to kill you. I’ll kill him. Watch this. How do I get outta here? I think you go to the door and you push the– I don’t think this is supposed to be a fighting game. I believe. The what now? The left, left trigger in the back. You need to get out of the door. Yeah. There you go. Come on butter. Come on. Where are you at? Butter. Um, where’s the stone guy? He wants some. He’s scared of femboy. He wants some. Okay. Quick grind. Is that your stomach? And remember, nighttime means bad guys. Yeah, that’s right. I want, I want ’em. Where are they? There’s one. There he is. We need to start crafting. Well, you need. Stop being so aggressive because you need, look at that. I killed him. Wow. Oh, he went. He went straight to hell. Are you eating him now? You’ve already lost over half of your life. How do I get more life? You gotta eat stuff or drink potions, I believe. I think– Let’s go to a restaurant. Oh. Why are we at night? We should be in creative mode. No, no, no. This is perfect. I don’t, let’s go into a cafe. I work, I work, I work best in creative mode. Can I eat this sheep? Oh gosh. It shouldn’t be night for much longer. Okay. Oh, I think you died one way or another. You’re going to Hell. Look at that. I’m back. Matter of fact, both ways you went to hell. I’m back. Shot by a skeleton. Can you any of these flowers or do they give you visions? Uh, you can certainly try. Okay, well these guys are coming. I gotta get Oh, don’t walk through the spider. It, it sounds like someone’s slurping. Who dat? Spider slurp. Steve, you making these sound? That was me. Sorry. Yeah, turn your mic off if you’re. Ouch. Ouch. Would it? That’s not nice. What? Okay. Ride a sheep. Hold on. Lemme, oh, um, I, not the way you’re thinking. Hold on. On like, I know we have some, um, horse issues from the past, but I did tame a horse for you, for you guys, but I, I dunno where it went. Oh, find my horse. It has a saddle on it. It’s somewhere. Can you. You were shot by a skeleton. Can you swim? No. Yes. You can’t hold your breath in Minecraft. There should be a. If you push down on the movement joystick, you should be able to go faster. You think he’s going too slow? Well, you’ll just start drowning. Ooh, look at that. Yeah. Go to the water hill. Okay. You have to use your other joystick to kind of, yeah, there you go. Yeah. It’s, it’s complicated to get you, I feel like you’re gonna. You’re, you’re holding. See those bubbles? You’re holding your breath. You, you’re halfway there. Okay. You’ll hold on. Hold on, hold on. How do I– Push A or? Yeah. Or the hold. Yep, jump up. There you go. Okay. You gotta get outta there. You are hurting boy. Water Hell. Here we come. Hold on. I don’t know how to get the right perspective. It’s wet, but it’s hot and warm. There you go. Here we go. God, I suck at video games. I’ve been to water hell before it’s called. Why y’all gotta come? Come on. Insult to injury. I’m in the water. Don’t come after me. I think they’re gonna be on fire soon. You’re almost safe. Build something. Build something, Rick. Craft something. Okay. Ender game something. Am I? Am I away from the people now? I think so. You turn around. See? Okay, now we build. Yes. See, they’re on fire. Um. Towards the village. I made a crafting table. But if you wanna make your own crafting table. No. Okay. We want to go with your crafting table. Okay. Or your horse. Yeah. If you see a horse with a saddle on it. Where’s that? Uh, good. He’s roaming the landscape. ’cause we didn’t build a fence. Becausecause, I got hit by a zombie and he ran away. Okay. Where, where, where’s the, your table? I think it’s in the main village, but I don’t know where you guys went. Did these steps count towards my real life steps? Because I wanna be able to tell Christy. No, if anything towards mine. Okay. I’m, I mean, I’m burning some calories moving this guy around. Yeah. You’re burning thumb calories. Oh yeah. Go straight. Oh, there’s your horse to the right there. It could be. Is that him? I don’t see a saddle. Oh. Oh. It’s it’s rough around here. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Go. No, that’s not our horse. We don’t need a saddle, but it might be close by. We don’t need a saddle. Yes we do. Yes we do. No we don’t. Yes we do. Yes we do. You can ride it, but you won’t be able to control it if you push the left trigger, I believe. Oh, there we go. And then it just will walk away without you. Okay. Alright. That was fun. You have to do that a lot to drain it. Oh, you did that a lot. Yeah. You jumped on a horse a lot. That was my main goal. Thank you for doing that for us. Yeah, of course. Jumping on a horse repeatedly. Anytime. Okay. There’s your crafting table. Oh yes. Right here. Yeah. Now destroy it. No. Left. What do I do? Left trigger. It looks like TikTok Toe board. What do I do? TikTok toe. What is that? Hit what? Lift toe. TikTok. There you go. I’m into it. Um, anything that you see in gray is craftable. Anything in red, you have to find materials for it. And you have a whole book of stuff. I would like to craft some paper towels. I don’t know about paper towels. Okay. I would like to craft so. Alright, A guide. Acacia Planks. So what do I do? Just select it. Just click it X and then, uh, move your skull over to where it says the four blocks. I would like to craft a skull that talks I got cobblestone wall because I got more of those. Yeah. Or should or should I do that? What should I do? I would like to craft breast implants. Okay. Now what do I do? A craft. And then, well, once you clicked it, now just put your, uh. Uh, scroller over on where it says four. Can you sell stuff? I think yeah, you can. You can talk to the villagers. Need to train. I like to a mass, put whole pile. I go to the four where it says four blocks. I wanna set up a shop. Yes. And then click that. Click. That’s. Fem, fembot.. You did. Hooter boy wants to sell. Okay, so now, and now it’s in your inventory. And if you wanna place it, you just, who is that? That’s a villager. Where do I hit this? If you wanna talk to him, you can push the, um, left trigger. Looking at him. Is it a real person? No, I don’t care. Ask him if he’s, if he’s heard of, how do I build something? What do I do? So do you see in your, um, your hot bar down at the bottom you have a hot, you have a hot bar. A hot bar. Yes. Um, they have like a, you wanna place stuck potato, it has to be in your hot bar. Ah, well, how do I move through the hot bar? So I think if you go, uh, right, but not the trigger, the, the bumper. Mm-hmm. Like yeah. There go, it’ll move over. And that becomes what, what you’re holding. Yes. And then if you wanna place it left trigger. Oh, there you go. That’s good. Oh, and that’s Minecraft, baby. Okay. You did it. You’ve cracked the code. God, this is so frustrating to watch. I know, I know. I’m just glad I’m not doing it. I just like being outside, enjoying it. Oh, what are you building? I don’t know. Yeah. There you go. Go. No, go higher. You’re drawing a crowd. It’s like, what is he building? Ah huh. You’re interested. Ah, Acacia. I think I’m out of it. In case you didn’t know I’m out. We lost our horse yesterday. I’m Okay. So now I can do an acacia log. Oh. Huh? That’s different, huh? Somebody needs to weed this area. Can we build a lawnmower? Um, you can just punch the grass. Look. They’re like, yes. Well, what is, what is this? What? Oh, you went too high. The villager went too high. How do you go? Three high. You have to jump up. Jump up there and keep going. Dang it. Yeah. So I’m gonna jump, you’re hating yourself, huh? Yeah. Jump on the, let’s go in another place, right? There’s some mines nearby. Oh, yeah. Go into mines. We’re bad builders. Yeah. Anywhere you see some cliffs. Why am I going so slow? Because you’re crouched. Because you got your booty out. Put your booty out, man. Oh, how do, what do I, how do I get outta that? Good question. He doesn’t was tough. How, how do I, how do I un crouch? Hold on, hold on. I think it’s the, there I got. I got it. Okay. Okay. Good. You bent over. Oh, look, I can run. I can run now we need to go. Oh, go down in there. What’s down in there? Yeah. Those are some mines, I believe. Yes. Go down in there some mines. Yes. Careful, careful. You’re gonna die. Oh my God. No. I’m not gonna die. And now. Let’s look at where you’re looking. Not at at the top of you. Oh, is there a lantern? That could be a bad– okay. If you do your fourth hot bar thing, you see those little torches. You can place those. Oh, torches. Yes. Torch. So this is still going strong, this Minecraft thing, or were they or was the, yeah. Was the movie just like a desperate attempt to keep it alive? No, no, no. It actually rekindled it a little bit for some people. I heard about the guy who invented Minecraft. He became like a multi-billionaire when he sold it, and then he got real sad. Hmm, okay. I’ve dug a hole a little too deep for myself. I think he’s a sad person and I feel bad for him. How do I get out of this hole I’ve dealt for myself? Uh, okay. Uh, your third hot bar item should be a pickax and it can help you create stairs to get out. I hate, I hate myself. And then how do I, yeah, that’s part of the game. It’s, it’s, it’s part of the journey. If you, it’s easier when you’re, um, mining to switch your perspective. So if you do the one, the up button. Yeah. And then one more. Yeah. You can, oh, there you go. Oh, look at you now. When I was a kid, I was. Into digging holes, which is why I’m really enjoying watching this look how, look, I got quite a reach. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah. That’s nice. I like the sound it makes when you dig a hole and I’m not flirting, but yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean this in real life. Totally up for it. This, in this game. I don’t know what’s grunting nearby, but Okay. Oh yeah, that’s good. There you go. That’s good. I’m gonna make it. I’m gonna make my way outta here. What are you doing, dude? I don’t know. I don’t know if you need some. I’m going crazy. Remember, you have torches. Are you eating the dirt? Where does it go? I don’t know. Go to the light. Oh yes, go to the light. Look at what I’ve done. Yeah, let’s turn around his, oh, oh. Hey, there’s the torch. Torch. Grab it. I tried it. Sit on it. I don’t mind it. I think you put it out. I don’t need it. I got more of those. Let’s see what you’ve done. How did I get where there’s grass? I want you to look at what you’ve done. There’s grass that feels, I feel like if I could get into that grass, I feel like I could get into this grass. Yeah. Then what? What’s gonna happen when you get into the grass? I just feel like I could go somewhere. But did you make that right there? That room? Did I make that room? I don’t know. Yeah. What’s the opposite of ASMR, where this is? Oh yeah, look. Oh, do you see, do you see the, um, the blocks that have green and. Yes I saw that to the left. That’s copper. If you mind that. You get copper. Okay. And then what? And then you can make a penny or something. Copper stuff. Okay. I’m gonna tell you right now we’re, we need to come, we need to have a strong ending to this video. Yep. Well, we’re, we’re, we’re on our way to that. We’re, we’re, we’re in the last 30 seconds, so I think you need to find a way to like, give it a nice, strong ending. Well, look what I’m, I, I am figuring out how to go up. My philosophy is always to go towards the grass. All right. Hang at 20 seconds. I’d say in the absence of any other ideas, maybe you switch the perspective to where we can see, no, I’m gonna do it. Femboy hooter Link, and then maybe just do a series of sexy. The whole village is waiting for me to come up. They’re gonna be like, oh, oh, you made it. Okay. All right. All right. Time’s running out for me to be here. Huh. Okay. Okay. I’m doing good. Oh gosh. I’m gonna make it. Oh, I’m gonna make it. This is the thing. Yes. Woo. Okay, now can I kill the horse? Nope, it’s over. Rhett. I’m sorry, but you wanted a strong ending. It’s over. You coming back to the surface was quite an accomplishment. Yeah, but I can kill the horse. You wanna slaughter a horse? Yeah. Okay, fine. They eat horse. In this world there’s no, there’s no ethics. There’s no ethics here. There’s no, it’s not a real horse. Oh, his head’s gone. You cut his head off. Nobody likes this. Why you guys? So why are you guys taking this so seriously? Because horses are innately friendly animals. Okay. I killed the sheep. No, I killed the horse. [devastating horse squeal] Oh my God. [heart wrenching sheep scream] You unlocked a new recipe. I hope you eat horse. Horse meat for dinner. Everybody’s gonna love me. Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crap. I deserve. Karma. Karma’s a [bleep]. It’s over. It’s over. Do you know we have exclusive content on our own platform, the Mythical Society. We’re sharing a special look at what’s available over on Good Mythical More. Head over now to watch the crew roast us in The roast of Rhett and Link. I was talking to his wife and apparently there’s a whole long list of things he won’t eat. I’m talking of course about legumes.