what’s the name of this show well I mean I’m acting like this American Idol oh but you’re the other guy years ago dinkle guy what’s his name dinkle isn’t that his name but the guy who holds a microphone with two hands I think is Who I am I don’t know tinkle why I am doing that ding Colton what was his name dingleberry I don’t know what was the guy’s name I don’t know his name or I would have told you yummers name there was rice yong-chol Dunkel vison Dunkel George Dunkleman Dunkleman I felt bad for that guy every time I every time I watch American Idol my nose was itching think about it through the whole episode and one time I did like this you can watch it back but I actually had this whole thought in my mind I’m sorry I zoomed out I was thinking about scratching my nose and doing it in such a way that it wouldn’t seem like I was picking my nose well that’s not what hate seeing those common that’s what the little thing I’ll tell with a microphone is for Brian Dunkleman so I went like this I went like this is it like a what are you worried about his game I I didn’t I don’t want to seem like I was picking my nose get this I got a little story for you good mythical more dumb here um post-mortem we should change the name of the shota yeah postmortem that’s a good idea that could be show after good mother considerate driving home in the old minivan with the wife and kids going through the neighborhood we’re trying to get Lando to go to sleep in the car so we could transfer him to take a nap in the house and he’s falling asleep right as we pulled into our neighborhood so I took the long way around I’m glad I did because all of a sudden I come around to a part of my neighborhood I’ve never been to before and it’s got the street is flooded in water streets flooded in water and what what are you thinking at this point you’re thinking why is he telling this story in the neighborhood yeah in my neighborhood like a foot of water from curb to curb and as I go through it as I get stuck at first I thought am I going to have to turn back because you’re not supposed to drive through standing what you don’t know how deep it is but I know how deep the road yeah you can drive through it unless it’s running really fast they say don’t do that but I decided to do it and I drive through the standing water and I’m getting closer to my house and I realized that I can start to see that there is a discernible flow of water coming from the direction of my house towards my van so I’m as I’m driving home the water is now no longer standing but it’s flowing it’s your water I’m like oh my gosh yeah is it my water then I round the bend and there is a Toyota 4runner that has skipped the curb right there you know there’s a curve before you turn off to go into my cognac you skip the curve hit the hydrant and hit ran over the hydrant and hit the sign for my rose should have took a picture but it didn’t and they had the fire department had just left so the fire hydrant was off but my neighbor was out there and he answered the age-old question if you run over a fire hydrant with a 4runner it doesn’t it doesn’t levitate the 4runner the water just goes all around it I knew that but you would hope that it would kind of levitate it the water pressure was it shooting up underneath it I was just gonna he said it was shooting up right underneath the bottom of the 4runner was kids cleaning the chassis that’s one way to do it yeah and the cops weren’t there yet my neighbor’s an ATF agent I’ll tell you this hmm alcohol Tobacco Firearms he might he might be a DEA agent no I think his ATF but so he was out there like barefooted like not an ATF agent do in this situation he makes sure the guy doesn’t flee to sue you have any alcohol firearms or tobacco he said he started taking photos with his phone and he tells the guy not to flee the scene was alcohol tobacco or firearms involved in this particular crash what alcohol could be he said he wasn’t under the influence are you under the influence of tobacco or firearms said I but he he said the kid was texting you know pork he’s like a 16 year old kid you know could have been you could have been me could have been anyone at 16 definitely could have been you yeah I mean that’s classic something I would have done sheared the whole hydron off he was texting that’s that’s our theory he said that he said it was a bug on the on the side of my door and I was trying to get it off that’s what he said t is the T and ATF should be for texting alcohol texting and firearm cuz it is a big person cares about the backhoe problems I know anymore right yeah that’s old news yeah we all we know that it’s good for you now what do we learn here nothing I hope you’re enjoying these episodes good mythical more hi how are you it’s it were crafting something for you it’s not you know take it as you will yeah