Welcome to Good Mythical More. We have got some skun, skunglasses. We’re gonna try these sunglasses and, um, rank ’em. But I guess I’m gonna submit myself to this lie detector test. You are, and we’re gonna name this pet from, uh, Andrew. Andrew. Let’s see what you’ve sent along. A cat. Meow or never. That’s a great little, uh, placard. Placard. I’m gonna say… Boofy. Tom. Fluffernutter. You gotta shorten that. You can call him fluffer. That’s weird. What about flu? Flu? Okay. Alright. We got some glasses here. Take them all off. Yeah, let’s put this stand over here and then we can kinda, you know, we have the same one so we can just kinda rank. Oh, so it’s collective ranking. Yeah. Let’s, we’ll both try ’em on and make a decision. You, we, you, you wanna start with the, uh, the, the, this one? Star Trek. Star Trek. Star Trek. Star Trek. Okay. I mean. If I was walking around with this, walking around. You look like you’re from the future, man. Somebody’d take my picture. The thing is, is I feel like the way that they could go on my face is I basically can almost see under them. I know it’s like, yeah, the bridge of your nose is. It’s like that, I’m under. It’s not gonna work for everybody’s nose bridge, but it, it works pretty good for me. I think. It needs more of a, it needs more of a gap there. And then you can also just use it as like a, oh, a headband, a headband. That’s, oh, that’s wonderful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A dual. That’s wonderful. That gives us some points. Okay. We like this one. We didn’t think we did. Let me ask you a question, see if you can get shocked. Alright, so we’ve done this before. And what did you say about the– The Amazon page has us on there. Because we’ve done it and they used it. Yeah. And that’s not legal. We might need to talk to somebody about that. This one? The switch at the bottom, not that one. Not that bottom. There we go. That’s not the bottom. It’s, that’s the back. Hey, come on. Hey. Come on, come on, come on. Alright, let’s, let’s activate it. Okay. Ask me a question. The question I’m gonna ask you is, would you be willing to be my accomplice to a felony? What’s at stake? Jail time. Uh, what jail time? But I mean, what’s my motivation? Just ’cause you want me to? I’ve got a good idea, but it’s illegal and it’s a felony and I’m asking you to do it with me. Would you do it? Yes or no? Yes. Oh, so you wouldn’t. Well, I would for a while I guess, but then I wouldn’t know. I guess not. I’m sorry. Well, I’m disappointed. I’m sorry. We like these, but we could do better. We could do better. Pretty cool. I went to a party once. Oh, good for you. And there was this woman there and she– A woman!! She had glasses, picture glasses like this, except they were like twice as tall. Really? Yeah. So they just went up there. Forehead glasses? Yeah. It was like a forehead protector. Yeah. And uh, that’s all I talked to her about. Did she ever take ’em off? Only when I was trying ’em on. Oh, you asked for the try on? Yeah. I don’t give a dump. Okay, let’s try the white. If I, I, and I took a picture with them on, Ooh, look at that. This is fun. What’s wrong with asking to try ’em on? Is that tacky? Uh, it, well, it just depends on what was– It wasn’t like I was trying to date her. It wasn’t a come-on line. That’s not what I was implying. It’s not what I was implying. Um, we look, I look. Inquisitive. Inquisitive. I like these. Inquisi-glasses. I really like the, the effect of these. You don’t seem sure about it. Like think about somebody. You seem like you’re questioning. Just think about you let go down to the beach where they’re playing the volleyball on the beach and you just sit next to the, and you with your arms crossed and you just watch ’em. That’s what I want to do. See how they react. I’m actually making it a totally fine face under here, but if you do the face I’m making with just your mouth, it makes it look like you’re doing it with your, mm-hmm. Well, maybe I need to do a little bit of that. So these are better in my mind. Raising the left eyebrow. Well, that used to be your thing, boy. Yeah, and then I remember that. I don’t really, I hardly do it anymore. My eyebrow is almost dead. Hold on. You can’t do it anymore because the Botox? I have not done any Botox. Look at it. I can still do it. I’m just saying it’s not my trademark anymore. Don’t look at yourself. Look at, look at the peeps. But I’ve never been able to do it the other way. You’ve lost it, dude. Have you lost it? I, I really, I don’t do it. I don’t, I just never do it. You would do it in every picture, right? I can still do it the same, to the same degree. Where do you think that came from? Because it was like a early internet Rhett and Link thing where…. You determined that that was your look to camera. Well, I don’t have many looks. I just did it one time and it was back when you could have a meme, a face, in pictures. Now everybody is, gets intimidated when you look mean. So you gotta do faceless of faces like this. Yeah, that’s, that’s how he looks like now in all his pictures. All right. I agree with this. Everybody’s scared of everybody now. Oh, okay. Here’s your question. Do you suspect I am a better lover than you? No. Ow. So you, so you do, you do suspect. You do suspect. Did they ever not shock you? Yes. You…. Do suspect I’m a better lover than you. You do suspect I’m a better lover. Yes. So the legs are wrapped around your eyes. Yes, they are. That is. Okay. Let me, let me see what that does for me. Look at that. I like that because are these supposed to be legs and boobs or is this just a pelvis? Look at this thigh gap. Butt. that’s quite a thigh gap. Looks good on me, doesn’t it? Um, why are they, so, the distance between the lens and the ear handle is so short that it would imply that they’re for children, which could not be accurate. You see what I’m saying? I put these on my kids. I think, I think they’re supposed to go a little lower. Like below the nose. I keep gettin them on my hair on the outside. No, don’t do that. Put ’em below. I want, I want you to be able to see the, the feet and the feet go away. Try I putting ’em below your nose. I do think you could do a good, like early two thousands goggle goggle in the hair headband. But with these, I think that would be cool. There you go. My hair’s a problem. Put ’em under your ears and under your nose. I think now turn to side. What does that look like? What does that look like? That looks like, that looks like more of your speed. What does that look like? If you’re a better lover than me. It looks like a breathing device. That seems inappropriate. Well just hold your breath. You know. That, that you made me do that. Stevie, what did you want? Do the headband. This. Yeah. ’cause remember in the early two thousands there was that like goggle ski goggle on the head situation. Oh, okay. So stupid. I kind of like this. And then you have legs, then you have women’s legs around your head. Yeah. I don’t think this is very practical. I like that. It’s like she’s riding a horse. Looks like I’m giving a woman a piggyback ride. Oh wow. We gotta find the rest of the doll. I do like that. Yeah, like that versatile. Like that’s where you store ’em, you know, when you’re not wearing them. You know how some people do that? I think they’re better than those. Like that. That’s pretty good. Yeah. It all works. Blinders, got your blinders on. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Where do those rank? We’ll rank them. At the top of course. No. No. Oh, you don’t like ’em as much? I mean, I, I mean, I don’t know. They might be better than the white ones I reached for my glass. Ow. Why did it just shock me? Well, here’s the thing. The question, stay out of this. The question, the question I was about to ask you, which I think I know the answer to was I’ll do it. You ever pee in my sink? You ever pee in my sink? Have I ever peed in a sink? My sink. I don’t think so. You ever pee in a sink? Definitely. First thing you do when you get to a hotel room, right? Am I right? I mean, I was lying really hard on that one. It, it, it got me all the way up to the, Mikayla said that she had to do this like eight times before she got. Uh, shocked. It is happen to you every time. I don’t lie also. That’s right. Mm-hmm. So, okay. You don’t lie. I don’t. All right. You look really nice today. Oh, these are, you know what? Oh yeah. Look at that. This is a classic style man. This is like, I feel like this is when you tell your friend that. You, you got that one friend and you’re like, Hey, we’re doing a fun, I want you to wear something fun. And they come in just a completely normal outfit. And then these, I mean, there was a time period where you could get away with wearing these with a straight face. When was that? Well, like 1989. You on a Venice beach with your roller blades. Yeah. People were wearing these and, and the, and stuff like it. And everybody was just like, cool guy. Rad bro. We should bring that kind of thing back. Fun sunglasses. Fun sunglasses. Fun. Fun glasses. Yeah, I knew that’s where you were going. Fun glasses. I don’t like how these, I don’t know. A lot of foreheads happening. A lot of forehand. That’s not the sunglasses fault, but it really accentuates it. Like my, my eyebrows are completely gone. But you think you should be seeing them? I don’t like that. You might. There they are, but you might need to paint some on I would have to paint ’em on, like you could attach ’em to it. Like, can I use one of, can I use this as like, like an eyebrow or something? Oh, I like that you put those ladies legs around your forehead and then you can’t really see. Yeah, just go sideways with you. Can’t see. You can’t see how much forehead you got. I like that. Clamp on, baby. We’re going. We’re going for a trip. Um. So I don’t, I don’t, I think these are from a bygone era. So where down. I’m saying down now, because I, I, I like these. Me even put it on that. Whoop. I’m sorry. We’re having, trying to climb this pole. We’re trying to, oops. Up, up. Oops. I don’t have my glasses on. I can’t see how to do this. Okay, now these are. Dangerous. Wow. And they’re, these are heavy man. I mean, it feels like real metal if you put ’em on backwards, like you could poke somebody’s eye out. You’re blinding yourself. Look at those. But it’s cool though. Yeah, it’s cool. I’m gonna, that’s cool. I’m gonna go to an abandoned, um, home and make my heavy metal music video. I’m gonna go to the desert and start digging up. Oh, remember that video we made? Yeah. I wish we were wearing these here. Oh, you think we should have worn these? I mean, this is desert. People wear, oh look, I’m screwing a spike out. I’m actually gonna see, I’m actually putting them higher to make my forehead smaller. You can unscrew the spikes. Look, that is a metal spike. It’s dangerous. This is for real. A metal spike. I don’t, mine won’t come out, but that is crazy. I’m loving this. But if you, if you fell on it or stepped on it, or if you were in a, a wreck and you were in the backseat, what if you trying to make out with somebody? I was curious what the Mikayla interviews were. Um, you wanna make out with somebody, try these own, come back. You got hold of the better. They don’t, they don’t disappoint. This is. Middle a F and sharp. These go hard. Skull, yeah, brother. They’re very sharp, so be careful. They’re incredibly sharp. Very cool. For short periods, you see me making out with somebody with this on make out with your hand? Ugh. I don’t just Mikayla, you don’t, don’t, you don’t have, I don’t think you almost did. I don’t think you should tell people to do that. Yeah. That’s where you like, if you feel it, make out with your hand. Okay. Oh no. I don’t feel like making out with my hand. I respect that. I think that these glasses say, you look good. Don’t make out with me. If you go to a party, you’re like, yeah, I’m hanging back. Like, don’t touch me. I’m hanging back. Have you seen, I’m probably not gonna be talking to anybody. It reminds me of the bear repellent dog collars, or is it wolf repellent? Coyote. Coyote. Coyote. Yeah. Coyote and Hawk. Yeah. So if your dog is supposed to protect your land. You put that thing around them so nothing can, can like attack ’em. Where do you rank ’em? Highest. The highest number one. Yes. I’ll put ’em on there. These glosses activate the batty in me immediately. Yeah, I could see that. It’s just way too dangerous. I am not loving that people will literally comment on these glasses every 10 minutes while you’re out and about. I was honestly hoping the spikes would make me less approachable, but now I have friends. Huh. Okay. I got a good question for you. Let me know when you’re ready. I’m ready. You ever listen to a James and the shame song all the way through, uh mm-hmm. And you know I have in your presence, so it’s really a question. Yeah. While alone. No, I haven’t. You better be lying. You better be lying. You better be lying. Ah, I’m lying. I am lying every morning, man. If I’m lying, I’m dying. Uh, not when I’m in the shower though. Yeah. It’s not a shower. Albums. Yeah. And what is this? Why do you think I still don’t go to church? Oh, this is Pixel pixelated, man. This is Mean glasses. This is, these are the ones that like, they, you’re, you’re just sitting there and they, they’re, yeah. They just come on you. Yes. That one. You’re just there. They’re like, Hey, I did something. Like, what are the type of thing? Come on, kids. What are the type of things that you say that then those, these go on you fellow kids? I think it’s, I think it’s deal with it. I think it’s accompanying. The checks deal with it. Well, anything cool you? Anything you do that’s cool. Oh, I don’t have the answer to that. I take little interest in your side projects. Oh, okay. Well I see you had trouble with that one. I will say they’re kind of hard to see through. These are cool. I feel batty. I like how they show my eyebrows, so you know, I have ’em. And I think you could do ’em backwards. And these thin low profile ones, this is the rage these days. They look cool the other way. Look, I look like I’m looking up. All the dime bags are strutting in these. The dime bags. McKayla liked it. You know what I’m saying. Oh, the dime bags coming running. Yep. Line up, Dime-ies. So we’re gonna put those on top. Yes, Lord. We did it. Oh well. Well, okay. Fate has spoken. They’re at the bottom. Watch WonderHole Season two, starting this Sunday at 11:00 AM Pacific, 2:00 PM Eastern on the Rhett and Link YouTube channel, or stream it early and ad free exclusively on the Mythical Society. We’ve stranded ourselves on this homemade raft. 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