GMMore 2885: What Do Men Know About Bras?

What bras are easiest to undo, welcome to Good Mythical More where we investigate the important stuff like, how the heck did we get bras off? – Well, I mean. – And which bras are easiest… – Are easiest to get off, – With consent Cause we are interested in that. You know what Im saying? With consent. So Link has consented for me to take off his bra today, and I have consented for you to take off my bra Okay. So we have a pile of bras here and a pile of brassiere. Hey, bra boys. I should have said we got a pile of brass there and we got a pile of brassiere. Yeah. Well, you know what? But this show is just so off the cuff that it’s just. – It is unsatisfying sometimes,. – And we’re gonna have Chase put these bras on us. – I dunno why actually – Cause we don’t want what we consented to, right? Yeah, that’s right. And we don’t wanna learn how to put bras on. Bras on. We just wanna learn how to take ’em off with one hand. With one hand. Oh, one hand without looking at it. Right. The old reach around, but not really that. I won’t be there for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you wanna put it on? Um, yeah, but I, but I need help because I mean, I’m helpless. Yeah, I know. I don’t know how to put this on. I don’t know. Don’t watch. I have to take this apart, boys. Uh, this is the Victoria’s Secret sexy tee, Sophia Lace pushup bra. Sit down. – Even I knew that. – I wasn’t paying attention. It was a test. I was trying to listen to Stevie It’s hard. It’s, it’s, it’s kind of hard to listen to Stevie. You don’t have to. It’s okay. Chase. We all saw, you know how to put the bra. That’s right. This is hard. – I’m not, I’m not super experienced… – Are you gonna be able to get these on me? Yeah. Why is it so high? Lower it. I can bring it down What’s this called again? I’m so sorry. Super sexy secret. You pull one of my hairs. – Super sexy secret? – Is that better? That’s what’s it called. That is sexy tea. Sophia Lace Pushup bra. Sexy tees. Tee. Oh, sexy tee. Like wearing under a t-shirt. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead and put Link’s on. Okay. Yeah. Just so we, you know, we, no, no, no, don’t. Oh, really? Yeah, because I’m focused. Oh, okay. So let me, let me turn. Oh, yeah, I’ll, I’ll turn away. I’ll turn away. Well hold on. Wait. No turn. Wait. I thought the point was a one hand, I need a reach around behind this way. This way. Like this? Yeah. Yeah. – I want them to be able to see – That’s good right there. And because I’m just gonna Oh, you’re going lefty, lefty. Yeah, because. Look at this hand. No. No distractions. No distractions. It’s not a distraction kind of thing. You know, you’re not trying to let the person know that you’re not doing it. In fact, you might wanna sign with this hand that you are doing it, Uhhuh. I can’t do the sign I want with just one hand. Okay? All right. Right. So you’re having trouble it seems. I’ve never tried it with one hand. Now this is the standard hook and eye closure with two clasps. Okay, now this is getting a little awkward. I got it down. It’s just, it’s so, oh, my bra pops. Okay, so that took you about half a minute and I’m cramping. Yeah, yeah, he’s cramped. You’re like, oh no. So this one. Oh no. Stretch it out. So if this, this one’s, this one’s a solid one. I mean, it’s so tight, dude. Okay. Uh, Link. You were too big for that bra. I’m gonna be too big for all the bras You need to go one of those shops where they’ll size you for a bra. Well, I don’t need a bra. They have entire shops. That are just devoted to sizing you for a bra. I think they’re custom. This one might take a minute for Chase to put on. Can you put your arms out? Oh, it matches my shirt. What? So why? Why is he gonna take him a while? Well, this is a six hook bustier Why are you going to six hook on me? Avid love. Why y’all going six hooks deep? – Well, I don’t know how one would… – Six hooks. No. I guess if you were putting it on yourself, you would spin it around and that’s a lot. And do it, you’d spin it back around. I like how it blends in with my shirt. Yeah. I didn’t even, I can’t even tell you. Have a bra on that tight enough. Does it feel supported? Yeah, this feels fully supported. Feel supported. Um, I, I can’t say that I am, uh, particularly well practiced in this, uh, with the one hand technique. Um, good. But I will do my best. Yeah. Turn it that way. So I, so they can see, but I can’t. So I got, first thing I would do is I would feel where the hooks are and I would come in here and I would just start doing this. What are you doing? Oh, nothing. What are you doing? I don’t know if I’m doing anything Are you doing anything? Yeah, yeah. Oh, me. Hey. Hey. That’s six hooks, about six seconds. I’m a one hook per second guy. That’s, yeah. And then another six seconds. And you’re, uh, take a shower. I’m done. Sleep guy. Then I’m done. Okay. Uh, Chase, please. I like this one. I’m gonna take this one. I’m take this one home. Hey, we are moving to a standard hook and eye closure with four clasps Clasps Clasps, clasps This is vanity fair, beauty, back smoothing – Minimizer bra. T ell you my technique? I need to use my right hand this time. That would help. Yeah. But it actually is, whichever hand can get, gives you the angle you want. Hook. I think that was the problem. You want the hook side to be the hand side Yep. And that was the problem last time. So you have to, earlier in the make out session, you have to find the hook side of the bra. And I don’t know if it’s always the same. Is it always the same? I’ve never asked myself that question. – And uh, and then – Because. Um, shirts, button The opposite. For men and women. For men and women, which is stupid. Which is, yeah. Why? That’s so stupid. Why? Let me see if there’s a reason. Okay. This is, that’s why again, it’s so high on you. All right, let’s see what we got here. Let’s see what we gotta work with here. Well, you need to come this way a little bit. Oh, okay. It stems from a time when wealthy women were often dressed by servants. See, now this, this one is backwards, so you should be left hand. So yeah, the person puts their own on in a way, but then you’re putting it on somebody else. It needs to be the opposite. Yeah. I guess it says, since most people are right handed. Buttons were placed on the left side of women’s garments to make it easier for the right-handed servant to button them. So you use a sexy face and inconvenience for years because of that? Yeah. But men dress themselves. This is exactly the same as the other one, but more Now you’re being a little violent. Oh, you got it though. The word is rough. Okay. Aggressive. Aggressive. Not aggressive. Okay. Rough. Well, if I don’t, it’s a code. It’s a code word. It’s a request. What if I don’t like it? Rough. Okay. Uh, Chase. Okay. Okay. We’re moving on to a nursing bra. – Tom girl – Yeah, we are. Nice. – I never got mess around with theses. – Velcro, with front strap hooks So you have multiple options here that you need to explore. Oh, this is, it looks like. Underwear, Tom girl. It is underwear. Tom girl. I mean, it looks like, um, you know, whitey tidy waistband here Alright. I got, I got, I got you. So, as a nursing bra, go ahead and turn around. You can, I think the thing about a nursing bra is you can just pop the, these covers down. That’s what you want to do. So I’m not gonna turn around. So while we were facing together, I would just come in here and I would just quickly. – I would just quickly… – Make it rough. Oh, oh. There we go. Oh, and then there we go. There we go. And then I’d be like, oh, I’m sorry. Lemme put that back. No, no, no. Pull it down. Oh, I’m not ready. I’m not ready to nurse. Oh my, oh, you have the pin of the month. Get you some. Okay. So, but, but if you’ve done this, why are you going to the back now? I’m just, well, I don’t know. It’s still a little awkward because I mean, you sometimes you don’t want any, anything in it, but you – Come over here – Yeah, do that. So, okay. So it’s actually kind of easy to pop it down and then. And then pull it down like that. Yeah. That’s nice. And then it kind of looks like you have four boobs. Kind of is what I was thinking. But then if you’re getting frustrated with all that extra So I would come back here and I’d be like, I’m not gonna make eye contact. What in the world you got going on back here? Oh. Oh, you’re a Velcro lady. Okay. It’s just that easy. And I just, I just pull it right off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like a Velcro. Now why you always do Velcro? Yeah, it’s like prison issue. I think the reason you don’t always do Velcro is because that thing comes un velcroed at the wrong time. – It just scratches – You got a problem Cause it’ll scratch you or it’ll, it’ll whip you in the face. Got a problem. Okay, chase, please. This one’s interesting. Please Chase. Chase, please. Move that pile from in front of my clock, Rhett. Pile in front of the clock. Yeah. This is a lace up corset from… – Arms up – Lace up Dre— I don’t know how to say it. Well that doesn’t, it doesn’t have, It’s cupless. This is just a, you got it. This is just a bustier Yeah. Oh yeah. This is really gonna get my cleavage going. I mean, turn it. I thought you were gonna get, get you cleavage. It’s gonna get your cleavage going. Oh yeah. Show, show him the back before you get to work on it. There’s a lot that’s going on back there. You ready for it? Don’t look I mean, this is gonna be, this is gonna be harder than taking off basketball shoes. And I want you to go real tight. Okay? I’m gonna breathe all the way out. Okay. Don’t do that now. Tighter? He can’t talk. He can’t talk anymore man. It’s good. I like, keep going. I like that. I like that. Let’s see. That’s real nice. Alright. Remember just moments ago we were just eating cinnamon toast, crunch snacks and not doing anything in this realm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s, you know. The tides turn on us. We move from one great thing to another. Okay? This is gonna be tough. This is gonna be tough for you to get off of me. I usually just bring my love making scissors. Yeah, you know. – Same – Just… Stevie. Gee whiz. Gee whiz. Gee whiz. Gee. Oh man. Hey, turn around here and face me big boy so I can unleash you without even looking. Please don’t talk like that. I’m gonna unleash you, boy. Please don’t talk like that. Let me… Oh, you got yourself a basketball shoe lace. Now that you, the key is you find the long, you find the long. Okay. You fine. Okay. I have done some role play as a one-armed man. Okay. Uh, talk about a t-shirt. You think I’m making a joke, but the sad truth is I’m not. But you don’t mean bed. You don’t mean bedroom role play, or you do. I do. No, you don’t. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. It is a long story. Well, we got time. Yeah. We’re only 13 minutes in. Let’s go. It was when you fell asleep, your arm fell asleep. Yeah. You know when you wake up and that arm’s just, you are like, listen, I only got one arm, but we’re both awake right now. Everything, everything else is awake. I don’t know. Isn’t there a shorter piece? I don’t understand what you did, Chase. That’s a loop. I’m looking for the, for the non loop. I think we’re gonna have to scissor. There’s no way, dude, there’s no way I’m doing this in one hand. I might be able to break it with the sheer force of bending over a little bit. I can’t, I I think it, oh, don’t do that. I think if you, if you’re with your lover and they’re in this thing, just leave ’em in it. It’s not, it’s not, it’s not covering the… What if they have have a chastity belt on? Well, yeah, you gotta take, you gotta take off the stuff that’s covering the places, but this is… This is a place. Yeah. Here’s some right here actually. Oh yeah. You found a new access point. I found a new access point. Here we go. Look at that. There you go. You looking like Shera up in here. There we go. I’ll tell you if I do that, that’s enough. We’re done. That’s plenty. Okay. Chase. Okay. Put me in this last one. I’ll stay in this. This is the glamorized plus size wonder wire, lace front closure. Oh, did you hear that? Boy, if you didn’t know you were getting to that situation, you’d be trying the wrong thing all night. Turn to me so Rhett doesn’t see. Turn to me. Turn to me. – Turn to me. – So I don’t want Rhett to see. Front closure. Huh? Why not always be front closure? So if we were in this situation, assume the position. Right? The first thing I would do, well, I’m gonna go this way. You go back, slide your chair back. This is what you would be thinking, right? I would go back here and I’d be like. You don’t have to just look. Look at that. Look at, look at there. Look at there. It’s one half of a butterfly. There it is. And while you’re distracted by one half of a butterfly just flying in circles, and I’m like, what the hell’s going on with this bra? It’s got no opening. Try the front, and then I’m like, maybe it’s part of her body. Try the front. It’s permanently attached. And then I come to the front and I’m like, how do I, how do I, how do I, how do I do this without touching your boobies? Because Yeah. ’cause you don’t wanna do that. I’m just gonna be in the middle. I’m just in the middle sternum. I’m not touching your boobies. It’s all… it fits good. It fits good, this is gonna be tough for a… One arm man? Just say it. They love it. Ow. What in the world? How does it work? Pull down. I’d say things like, I’d rather be a one arm man than a… Watch the butterfly. Watch the butterfly. Oh, it is on there real good, isn’t it? I may only have one arm, but I got three legs coming in for, I’m coming in for two. I can’t, I have no idea. He’s totally giving up. I’m not in the mood. I can’t, I don’t know how it works. Let’s just watch Family Feud bloopers. I can’t. I’m done. Do you know what? I think you have to raise it. Raise it, and lower it. Well, you’re right. Raise it and lower it. Show us what you got. Chase. One, one, hint. There you go. Right here. Link. Link. Oh, butterfly. Butterfly. Oh. Did you see that? What did you do, Chase? Oh, it was pretty impressive. It’s a snap, but he, he took it like that and pressed it together. Mm-hmm. I don’t know what you did back here, though. I can’t fix this. Yeah, we’re gonna, we’re gonna have to cut it off. So, can I bust the artist? No. No, because you have to do like this, this. That’s why they call ’em bust like that. And then, oh, pinch. Pinch pull. It’s a pinch and pull. Okay. It’s your old pinch and pull situation if you’re into that kind of thing. Pinch. Pinch and pull. Pinch and pull. Yeah. Pinch and slide. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. Here it’s, yeah. Yep. Now it’s tight again. Locked it. Okay. Well you know what? He’ll, we’re gonna give him time. Did it? He did it. Okay. Good. Clean fun. A new episode of Good Mythical Weekend is coming your way tomorrow morning. Be sure to tune in.

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