We’re looking at the weird things you have in your houses. Welcome to “Good Mythical More!” We asked you to find the weirdest thing in your house, take a picture of it, send it to us, tell us a little bit about it. We’re gonna look at those things and we’re gonna determine who has the weirdest thing. Weird us out. We like getting weirded out. First up, buff butch Hello Kitty, teeny weenie, bikini version, “Handmade by my beautiful wife.” This is submitted by Jayden G. Buff butch Hello Kitty slinky bikini version? Teeny weenie. Teeny weenie bikini. Bikini version. So there must be a non teeny weenie bikini version as well that we are not seeing. Which is fine. This is the version I’d want to see. Is this a recreation of something or is this an original? Yeah, I wanna know. You want me to Google, Yes. Buff butch Hello Kitty? Yeah. Okay, Carney’s doing it. We wanna know if this is just something you could find that was recreated. Teeny bikini. Because if this is something that your wife came up with, Right, it’s pretty weird. It’s weirder. Yeah. Well, it’s hard with AI now, he says. Oh. I do believe buff, I think this is a thing. I think it’s a thing, or Jayden’s wife has made it a thing. Is it only these beads, or are there other versions? A lot of beads, yes. It does appear to be in this pixelated, oh, this is a cross stitch. But we have similar pixelation in buff butch Hello Kitty. Now what makes her butch? What’s the line between the buff and the butch? Because she is wearing a pink bow. I don’t know. We defer to you on this, Stevie. I know, and I really was asking myself out loud. I mean, we’re not really seeing her in motion right now. We’re not seeing how she talks, how she moves through the world. That’s true. She could have a butch energy for sure. But because it’s Hello Kitty, there has to be a bow in the hair. Has to be. Yeah. Okay, or maybe that’s the spare bikini bottom. Now the butches I know, the bottoms would be board shorts. So I do feel like it’s a note, Jayden, to give your wife. And, you know, not negative or positive. I’m just saying from my experience. We don’t think that this is an original idea though. And we would like to see more. We wish we went all the way to full legs. Full legs would be nice. Yep. Ran out of beads, I’m sure. With the real thick thighs, you know what I’m saying? Yeah. Those butch thighs. And this is of course, probably what, we’re saying, five to six feet tall. Is that what we’re saying? I don’t know how big beads are. I’m picturing each one of those about four inches across. Yeah. This is an installation. This is life size. We’re gonna rank this kinda low. I can guarantee you, this is not gonna be the weirdest thing that we see today. Maybe this is. Let’s see the next thing. Okay, here’s the image. It says, “A collection of things that caused me harm, but now are cute decor.” Then it has the disco dancing man emoji. “I love a good collection of cute things. I have a little tray in my kitchen of decorative items that includes a chunk of a brick from when my 1950s brick apartment building collapsed inward after a storm. Side note, all pets and people are okay. Just a nice evacuation for a few days.” Good lord. “And a small stick from a huge tree branch that landed on my car and caved in the windshield. Now they serve as cute decor with a great story. P.S., the pine cone has not harmed me yet, but it’s a solid find from a good walk.” I was hoping you stepped on it, barefoot. I was hoping the pine cone was gonna be butch. So everything in this image doesn’t fit the theme. Because the bowl doesn’t have a story. And the flowers, whatever those are, doesn’t have a story. I think it’s a stick and a brick. Every bowl has a story. Every bowl does have a story. Sorry, I didn’t mean to dismiss it. I like the reasoning behind keeping things that have harmed your house or your car. Yeah. I wish I could go back in time and collect those things. Turning it into something positive. I gotta say, my house has so many rocks, sticks, feathers, flowers. None of them have any special meaning. Stacks and stacks of rocks everywhere. But they’re all around. They’re all around me at all times. I don’t dare touch them. They have certain spots. But this looks organized, very organized to me. I think I’m allergic to that fake flower. Bless you. I really do appreciate what the theme was set out to be here. I think we need, I don’t know, I’m a purist when it comes to this kind of thing. Yeah. I think we just need a stick and a brick and then it needs to be a collection. Yeah. It’s not as weird as it needs to be or as it could be. You made it less weird. If it was just a stick in a brick in your house, Yeah. That would get more questions. And if you couldn’t see the television because of where you had placed them, even better. If you hung them from a mobile, and it was right in front of your TV and it was just a stick and a brick and people were like, “Why do we have to look through the stick and the brick to watch the football game?” Because this is a traumatic experience that now I have to look through to see the rest of my life. Right. It affects the way that I see the world. What I’ve been through affects the way I see the world. Now who knows what’s gonna happen tomorrow. I might step on a pine cone barefoot and that’ll be hanging in front of the football game. So that’s what we think about this. But as it stands, this is less weird than butch kitty. Buff butch Hello Kitty, teenie weenie bikini version. Yes. Yes. I’m gonna let you guess what this person calls this item. Okay. Labubus! So, close, but make it more… Labu-ba-loobies. La-boobies? La-boobies. La-boobies. La-boobies. “These are my la-boobies. I made them from labubu, lafufu faces. They’re a huge hit. Most weird thing in my house.” That’s weird. Handmade. Laurie B. Because this is really gonna be pushing out into your clothes that you’re wearing, if you’re wearing anything. Yeah. But I assume this is just a top that you wear to like, Coachella. Yeah, it looks like a Coachella. I wonder how rough it is. Is it a rough material? Well, it does look like, there’s a child’s play pen in the background. Background. So you’re saying that she was nursing. Now I’m thinking about their nips and the state of their nips due to potential nursing. And then how do those nips feel? Very resilient. The nip is in the bubu, though. I don’t know. I think the labubu head has been cut off, and so the nip is floating freely. Like here’s the labubu head on the inside, here’s the nip. This is happening, in there. The nip is free flowing. And if the nursing baby sucks on the nose of the labubu, it does still get milk. This is weird. This is weird though. This is the weirdest thing we’ve even encountered today. Yeah, and we’re here for it. We’re just concerned about chafing. But other than that, very weird, very positive. This person has a display mannequin. Like, not everyone has that in their house. Can we just talk about that? A fashion mannequin, yeah. It says waist on the waist, and can be like adjusted. Oh yeah. You know, because if you’re making dress or something. Some kind of designer fashion person, right? Yeah. Yeah. This is the weirdest thing. Seems like Rhett thinks that that fashion mannequin is weird. I’m just saying, if I went into your house and saw that, I wouldn’t say you’re weird. I would just be like, “Oh, that’s notable.” And if it had la-boobies on it, I would say that’s super weird. Yeah. This is wild and wonderful. A plus, number one slot. Okay, next. “One day I showed up and there was a huge Big Boy statue outside my house with a McDonald’s head behind. I will send another entry with a better picture.” Is it? Oh wait, that is this. You see the head. Emily, one day, you just came home and it was there? Yeah. It says, “The weirdest part is we have no ties to either restaurant and my parents hate fast food.” And this is submitted by Emily L. Okay, that circumstance is certainly weird. For those of you who don’t know, the big boy is the mascot of Bob’s Big Boy, which is a, you know, a diner establishment. I don’t know how far they go. There’s one in Burbank, I think there’s a couple around. And there’s a loose relationship that I’ve never quite understood with Shoney’s. Is it that Shoney’s, which is a great name for a restaurant, They’re in an open relationship together. Bought Big Boy? I’ve never heard that before. When did you hear that? I think we’ve talked about this very phenomenon on this very show. I’ve only heard Rhett say it. Somebody looked it up. I know we talked about Shoney’s. With Big Boy and Shoney’s. Let me see. There is some connection, unless it’s just my childhood memories. Oh, they share a historical connection, Yes. Where Shoney’s originated as a Big Boy franchisee in the 1950s before eventually breaking away to become its own independent restaurant chain. Yeah, so it was because when we went to Shoney’s, when I was growing up in the 80s, my parents would talk about how it used to be the Big Boy or whatever because- They’re from California. No, the 50s. They’re from the 50s. I’m saying that I think that in the 50s, I don’t think it started in California. Oh. Maybe it did start, but it was in Georgia I think because my parents would talk about it from the 50s. Interesting. Two things. This may be a collector’s item. Oh yes it is. There’s people who’d pay big money for Big Boy. Second thing, I think Shoney is a good name for a person. Shoney. Shoney. Shoney. Shoney Jenkins. Shoney Williams. Shoney Baloney. That would be a good nickname. That’s not a great name. Mr. Baloney. Shoney McLaughlin. Mrs. Baloney. Shoney McLaughlin, Shoney Neil. Shoney McLaughlin, Shoney Neil. They both work. It would have to be Loney Neil. Yep. You gotta have a L. This was not weird, except that you don’t know how it got there. That’s the part that needs to be investigated. But I would love to have this in my bedroom. Do you have lawn art? Do either of you have lawn art? Who do you think we are? Well, here’s the thing. Like as I’ve grown older, I start to really- I have some. You do? Hold on. You start to what? I don’t immediately understand it. Like especially like if you’re in a place where there are a lot of deer, but then you have deer, Fake deer. Fake deer, Yep. It’s saying you are welcome here, deer. Yeah, okay. No, okay, so here’s what I have. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen this. Have you seen this? On the, you know, not the front yard, which my yard is not really a yard. It’s just like a hill. But on the side yard over there, when you go up the little steps, Jesse knew that I really liked, a couple of times, we had been in the presence of what I definitely think is lawn art, which is an outdoor like sculpture that catches the wind and does something, like a metal sculpture that does something interesting with the wind. Okay. Not wind chimes, something that sticks in the ground and is like bigger. And one of these years ago, I don’t know how many years, she got me one for a gift, birthday, Father’s Day, something. And it sits there in our little side yard area, like in those trees. And when the wind hits it, it spins and it’s peaceful and wonderful. And that is lawn art, ’cause it’s on my lawn and it’s art. Okay, yeah. Lawn statues, maybe, is a different category. You mean like gnomes. Like gnomes. But even, I feel like we need to parse out the categories more because you could have, I understand if you’re like, oh, my thing is bugs and like I have cute bugs that are on my patio or something. But lawn statues. Yeah. I don’t have that. It’s a choice. We have a flag that has a dog running. Which one? And then over it, it says, live like they left the gate open. That’s not in my house, but it is on the walk that I take every morning. Gonna say, I haven’t seen this. Somebody else’s house. And I read that. I’m like, I’m gonna do that today. I’m gonna live like they left the gate open. Explain it. Explain it to me. Imminently get run over? Live like they left the gate open. Like don’t box yourself in unnecessarily. Yeah. Let’s see the next one. That’s it, Rhett. “This is a homemade latex clown mask, made out of liquid latex and napkins, exclamation point. It’s aged and morphed poorly, but it continually disturbs people who see it. One of my favorite Halloween costumes ever.” Submitted by Mars. That’s pretty good. What’s number one, if not this? La-boobies. Oh no, no, sorry. The la-boobies. The la-boobies. It looks like the inside of an orange turned into a mask. It’s so weird. What’s it made of, you said? Latex and napkins. I will say, we do have some pretty good submissions, you know. Yet to become. Yeah, yet to become. This one’s not beating boobies, la-boobies. It’s a little disturbing, and it’s somewhat weird, but. It’s number two. This just says, “Truck in my house, heart emoji,” submitted by Jasmine. Oh, whoops! Okay. That’s weird. That’s very weird. That’s weird feng shui, you know? Truck in my house. Wow, and it hit hard too, ’cause that truck is crumpled, dude. Good gracious. Okay. Boy, I wish I knew the story here. I hope nobody’s under there. Wish I knew the story. The ceiling fan is fine. Yeah, that’s weird decor. I just think that if this happened at my house, I don’t think that I would say, “Come see this weird thing in my house.” That’s not the first word that comes to mind. You know. Oh, this was a joke? Well, it really happened. But I think it was Jasmine’s sense of humor. Yeah. Doesn’t work on us, Jasmine. Not funny at all. It’s quite tragic. Yeah. Now I’m just sad, Jasmine. Okay, this says, “I own a full animatronic band from Showbiz Pizza Place from the 80s. This band, the Rock of Fire Explosion, was the precursor to the modern Chuck E. Cheese characters you know today.” Yes. Submitted by TheRealSullyG. Oh my, what? How did you get hold of this kind of thing? That’s awesome. Does it function? I wonder. You need to kind of build a set. They need to live in an environment that’s not just, you know. The corner. The corner. But that is quite a find. And this sort of deconstructed one here in the foreground, wonder what character he was. I think that might’ve been the main guy who was kind of like a BB King-esque character. Like a blues man bear. But I like the white bear back there. This is weird. This is the weirdest thing. Yeah. I mean, but it’s good. It’s a good weird. Yeah. This is awesome. All right, so this is number one. I’d like to see that operate. I mean, great. I think that we’ve landed on number one, then. I don’t think anything else beats this one. That’s the last submission? Yeah. I don’t think we need to look any further. We determined it. If you have a dilapidated showbiz pizza animatronic band in your house, you can have the weirdest thing that we’ve seen today. Which I experienced in real life as a child. I quite liked it. Was it a Chuck E. Cheese man? “Good Mythical Evening” is blasting off, October 23rd at 10:00 PM Eastern, 7:00 PM Pacific. Get your tickets now at goodmythicalevening.com. Skip Johnson here with a special report from the MYT news desk. In just three days, the giant asteroid hurdling towards Earth will make its devastating impact. Do would-be heroes, Rhett and Link, have what it takes to save the planet? Good money says no. Let’s all find out together, this Thursday at 10:00 PM Eastern, 7:00 PM Pacific on “Good Mythical Evening: Sloshed in Space.”