We’re building our perfect Sunday! Welcome to “Good Mythical More”! If you clicked on this video thinking that we were gonna make a dish featuring ice cream and other toppings- Well, then you don’t know how to spell Sunday! Because it’s S-U-N-D-A-E if it’s an ice cream, is this right? No, it’s not. It’s with a Y. Ice cream Sundae. Yeah. Dae. But that’s not what we’re doing. Right, I’m just saying if it was, then they wouldn’t know, because this says something about Sunday, with a “day”. Mhm. Okay. Did we put ice cream in the thumbnail? Probably. Get more clicks. Is it one of the things on here? We could put a Country Club Buffet in the thumbnail. “Oh look, we’re eating at a Country Club Buffet! Gotta click on that video, because it’s probably food!” So there’s a place to eat, there’s a thing to do at night, there’s somebody to be with, and then there’s something to do to yourself, self-care. Yes! I love. And we have $10? $10. First of all, right now I’mma go ahead and tell ya, I’m going for a 90-minute massage, I don’t care how much it costs. But it’s only $4! That’s a steal. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. What? You love a massage? Nope. You like being touched? Well, I’ve said that too, but what else about a massage? You like being rubbed. Yeah, but what else? You like being pressed upon? Nope, something about a massage. It’s right there in the title. You like a 90 minute massage. Nope. You like a double-handed massage. Nope, a massage- You like a quadra-handed massage. You had one of those one time, but you got a semi. I wouldn’t say, I would, I’d call that an understatement. We told that story on a podcast, at one one point. It was not a semi. Oh. It was a full. Oh, full. Well you could have stopped me and you could have stopped yourself, but you didn’t. Uh. Oh. Is that in my brain? Speaking of, I’m not gonna say semi. Oh, buddy look at this, it’s a big dog. He gives me the wag. He’s wagging for me because the Wagyu. Remember the Wagyu? Oh yes, a buster, look how big he is! All you give me is your tail though. All you wanna do, is you want me to touch your tail. Oh, that’s the tail? I hope it is. Does it look red? If it starts getting pink, I don’t wanna… Okay, all right. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don’t know, I’m gonna rub it too hard. What I, I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. The minimum amount of a massage is 90 minutes. If you’re gonna get a massage, you need to go down for 90 minutes at least. I thought I kind of said something like that, but okay. I’m doing that and I’m due for one of those. I’ll tell you, I have told you, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I don’t really like a massage. I like a really good massage but sometimes you get a bad massage. But you know what I did last evening? Jesse has this thing, and I think- You got a massage? You know, it may have been from this show that we’re doing right now, I don’t know. Sometimes things end up at my house and I don’t know. It’s the thing you put your hands on and you pull it down onto your neck and it’s like a robot type massage that’s happening on your neck and your upper shoulders. A robot type. But you are putting the pressure on. Yeah. In your, on the… I did that while I was watching TV. Okay. And I was like, “Ooh, this really feels good.” My headache went away, I released some tension. And so then I was like, maybe I should be doing this on a regular basis. And I feel like it’s more effective than going and getting my toes popped where they do that thing and stuff. And it’s annoying and all that stuff. I say no feet. No feet? I mean, solo skinny dipping, that could be your night activity. Well, I’ll start with what I’m positive about and that is actually my preferred thing of all these, is actually a breakfast burrito from a good truck. I love that idea. That’s good. A breakfast, an ocean front brunch bite is also great, but it’s just, it’s too pricey these days. You gotta pay $4 for that. Read an entire book? What? Who? I don’t think I could do that anymore. Why, how? Okay, you just do, people? I have been so- You do- I’ve been so affected- That? Do that, yeah. You can sit down and read a whole book? Yeah. I used to be able to do that, but then the internet broke my mind. It has broken my mind. I can read a chapter and I’m like, well, I gotta do something else now. Hold on, we could, we could do a new skill club. Well, I’ve already picked mine. So are you picking something? I’m doing new skills. New skills? It doesn’t have to be pottery, but I’ll tell, you know what? I’ll learn a new skill on a Sunday. I’m surprised you don’t wanna do the sensory deprivation thing. Oh, here he comes again. Okay, don’t get too happy now. Don’t get too happy with your tail. I’m not gonna rub it too hard. He is, I mean, that is a huge dog. He’s a, it’s Clifford size, but he is not red- I mean. He’s just white. Just looking at the size of his tail, you can tell how big the rest of it is. Yeah. That’s why they call it a tail. Yeah, well there we are- Because it tells how big the animal is. There we are looking at him. So, I’m gonna learn a new skill. The reason I don’t wanna do the sensory deprivation thing- What skill are you gonna learn? Well, lemme tell you why I don’t wanna do this. Okay, why don’t you wanna do that? So, I- Because it’s pee. I started, no, they clean it, they drain it, and they refill it before everyone. I went to the place in Pasadena that you can go float. Float Lab? Float Space. Float Space. Something like that. Okay. And, the last time I went, which was years ago at this point, I was lying on my back, and you know, you put your head on this thing that where your head kind of floats a little bit so you don’t end up like choking on the water? Okay. But I found there was something, I was sitting there and lying down and I found myself, because it was a sensory deprivation tank, because you know, you can’t see anything, they’re playing this like music, and you’re just sitting there floating, I started getting obsessive about my swallowing. I was sitting there and I was like, you know how sometimes you’ll be at the dentist and they’re working on you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you start swallowing and then you can’t stop swallowing? Yeah. Yeah, I do hate that. You start to swallow circle? Yeah. A swallow cycle. Every time I’ve been, two times to the- It takes at least two friends to have a swallow circle. Two friends and a big dog? No, no, no, no, no, no, don’t bring the dog. Don’t bring the dog. I got into a swallow cycle. Yeah. A self-swallow cycle in there. And then the next time I went, I got in my head about it again. And I just sat there for an hour swallowing. Just swallowing? And just swallowing. Just a man floating and swallowing. And I was like, well, I’ve ruined this for myself. And so I haven’t been back. So that’s why you can’t solo skinny dip either. I can’t, I’ll swallow myself to death right there. What in the world, Rhett? I don’t know. Something, I got in my head. You obsessing about swallowing. I’m obsessing about swallowing. You’re a swallow- I can’t stop swallowing. You gotta swallow on the brain. You got swallow brain. So I’m gonna take a new class. A class that has nothing to do with swallowing. Let’s look at company here. Lionel Richie is expensive but, “Easy Like Sunday Morning”. Mm-mm-mm. He could sing that to me. Yep. Abe Lincoln. Is dead, so that would just be probably an urn at this point. Which would easy. Nick Lachey. I guess we’re assuming he’s coming back to life for this? That would be- So all the strings are being pulled. That would be cool. Okay. It turns- I think I would be nervous. It turns out he talked like this. You know everyone, everyone thinks, everyone thinks that Abraham Lincoln talks like this, but it turns out there is- Are you sure? Yeah, there’s a recording of his voice and he’s like this. So I don’t think he’d be a fun guy to hang out with. But even Daniel Day-Lewis did that voice. What did Daniel do? I didn’t see the movie, but I’m understanding that he did the voice. He’s also back. He did the voice. He’s acting- He never left. He’s acting again. Nick Lachey. 98 degrees- Who gives a crap? Which is almost body temperature. Or the winner of the Sunday with Rhett and Link contest. Do we have to pick a companion? No, we don’t. No offense. Night activity. Michael Bolton at The Sphere? I want to see both Michael Bolton and I wanna see The Sphere. Put them together? Clubbing takes a lot of energy. I hate clubbing. I don’t like the type of music. I’ve never even done it because of that. I really like Beach Bonfiring with friends, but then I’m blowing so much of my money. So I’ve still got money to do beach bonfire with friends. I like that, that’s fun. We haven’t- That’s nice. You think we could get Michael Bolton to come to the beach? Or that’s not an option? That would be a Beach Bolt Fire. Michael Bolton was the second famous person we ever saw in Los Angeles. The first famous person was the, the villain from Karate Kid. Yep, yep, yep. The second person was- We were on quite a roll there at the beginning. We were like, you see somebody cool every day. The guy from Karate Kid, Michael Bolton, and then there was a long dry spell. We didn’t talk to either one of them. No, we watched Michael Bolton. I think it was then, no, it wasn’t a long dry spell because then it was Alanis Morissette. Oh yes. Then, after that it was probably a long dry spell. Long dry spell. I don’t remember meeting anybody else after that. Okay, I’m going with the beach bonfire with friends. I haven’t really done that. I think there are beaches in LA where you can do that. Where’s the closest beach you can light a fire on? [Mythical Crew Member] Dockweiler. Dockweiler. Dockweiler? What, and that’s north of here? I was gonna say like in Ventura area. Yeah, you either gotta go up- It’s by the airport, by LAX. Oh, Dockweiler- Really? Is by LAX. So I’ve never taken off- Near El Porto. And seen fires on the beach. [Mythical Crew Member] It’s a little further south than it, I think. Huh, but that would be the closest then. Really? And do they have pits or? Yeah. They have fire pits. And do you, when you get there, are they all taken? Like people are all taking all the pits? You gotta send a scout. Yeah, I’ve always just shown up to other people’s arrangements where they’ve already taken care of all that. Hold on, this is where the person who won the contest Sunday with Rhett and Link comes in. I send them early by themselves to reserve the beach bonfire. I send them real early. They don’t even come to the food truck. And bring the wood. I’m like, “I want you to go get some wood, be out there, and then when my friends and I and our big dog show up, you can leave.” Oh yeah, do you? He’s still big. Yeah, okay there’s nothing pink coming out of the end of this thing. So I’m happy. Okay. Boy, I’ll tell you, I’ve never just pet a tail before. He, oh, oh, no, I didn’t win this. He’s petting my friend. I didn’t win this. Oh he’s wagging on my friend. Don’t, you don’t have to wag on my friend. Boy, he is a big dog. There he goes. Oh look, look, oh God. He shed all over me. He shed right on my corduroy. Did he shed? Yeah, he did. So I think I’ve got the perfect day here, Link. Well, I gotta play catch up a little bit. I really like an ocean front brunch. You swap a dollar too. $1, what? No, Rhett still has a dollar. Oh, I do? Yeah. Right, because that’s nine. Yes, yes. $1. I think what I’m gonna do is, I wanna have a, I wanna have, I wanna see friends at the end of the day because I’m not having any company otherwise. So I’m gonna take this one too. And Rhett, you know what, maybe you’ll be there. You’ll be one of the friends. Or you could have just invited me to yours and I would’ve saved $4. How you gonna reserve it though? Well, I’m attending yours. I think you’re charging admission. Okay. So four, so I’ve spent $8. I’ve only got $2 left. I could either go clubbing twice, I could either get a breakfast burrito, which you already did that. And I don’t wanna do two things you’re doing, you know? It’s like we gotta have our alone time from each other. Right. On a Sunday. Right, uh-huh. I’m gonna solo skinny dip. Where? In the river with Russell Brand, apparently. I don’t know if I want to do anything with him. I don’t. That’s why it’s called solo. Uh-huh. So he’s not there. But that’s just me. That’s me there, oh look at that. I don’t know if I wanna swim naked alone. I’d do it, I do it all the time. It’s great. Where do you go naked swimming? In my pool. Well, that doesn’t count. It doesn’t count? I don’t think so. I don’t think so. So I’ve spent, I’m not going eat anything all day. You don’t want to eat before a massage. You’re gonna be so irritable. And then I’m gonna- Oh, I think you gotta eat a little something because when your stomach growls and it’s just- Yes. The two of you- You can’t- It’s awkward. Yeah, you can’t. You can’t be that guy at the massage whose stomach’s growling. But I don’t have- Also do you- Any more money. Know what British people call swimming in a non manmade water source? Like a, no. What, like a pond or a river, or a ocean? Wild swimming. Wild swimming? I just, I just, hold on, I gotta look it up. It’s wild something. Somebody just told you about this? Mm, there was an article about it. I actually, it was one of those things where like I saw a TikTok and then I was like, I don’t know what that means. And then the Times wrote an article about it. Let me make sure it’s called that. I’ve forgotten- Times wrote an article about what British people call swimming? What they call, like if anytime you’re not in the pool and you go to a lake or a river, or the ocean, whatever. Wild swimming. I like it. It needs a term. I like that. I like to wild swim naked and alone. Do you know what it’s called when you put all your clothes on? Wild swimming, that’s what it’s called. Wild swimming? Yeah, wild swimming, yeah. You know what it’s called when you put all your clothes on and go swimming? Heavy. Phat dipping. Oh my God- We invented that. I forgot about that. We invented Phat dipping. I’m so hungry. For a reason. Phat Dipping with a PH. I’m so hungry. Filmed at Tom Petty’s former pool. Is that still, up? Yeah. It is? It is, yep. Mhm. Is it still up? How many views does that thing have? [Mythical Crew Member] You guys reacted to it on the Mythical Society. Let me see. [Mythical Crew Member] A bit ago. A couple, maybe a year or two ago? Phat Dipping, it was an old school. Yeah, it’s still up. YouTube classic. If you wanna see our updated reaction to it, it’s on the Mythical Society apparently. I’ve got a dollar. Oh my God, you still have a dollar. I have a dollar. I am going to… 1.6 million views. Okay, so it’s not that great. Hm. Just an average episode of Good Mythical Morning, right? It’s also one word. It was a lot. Yeah, it sure is. We didn’t get the metadata right? Well- We were trying to create something new. Skinny dipping is two words. Oh, you know what? Y’all changed that. Separate it, maybe we’ll get a boost. I’m gonna do a $1 book and I’m not gonna read the whole thing, but this is, I’m gonna have the book with me. I’m trying to do a little bit more reading for fun. You know, fictional. You could get the contest winner to read it out loud to you. Yes, that’s what I’m gonna do. So contest winner, you can stay on the beach. You will be reading to me and my friends. Hopefully you have a good voice. If not, you will be sent home. And they can pick up the breakfast burritos too. The top comment is, I wish Rhett and Link would do a reacting to old videos series. We did do that. It’s on the Mythical Society, big boy. You just don’t know about it. Yeah, we do that. That’s right, that’s right, that’s right. Let me get that checklist right there. Oh God. Oh. Oh God, I think it’s actually a giant fuzzy lizard. Oh my God. Look, see. Oh my God! It’ll grow back. Good Mythical Evening is blasting off October 23rd at 10:00 PM Eastern, 7:00 PM Pacific. Get your tickets now at goodmythicalevening.com. Skipp Jonathan here with MYT News. With a rogue asteroid hurdling towards our great blue planet, Rhett and Link are in the final phases of preparation for their mission to save the earth. I’m told they’ve recently determined that space is located, up. What a breakthrough. Their rocket to the great beyond launches tomorrow at 10:00 PM Eastern, 7:00 PM Pacific on Good Mythical Evening. Slosh in space.