
Let’s play “Peak.” Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” We’re going to play a game where we climb a mountain together. Yeah, brody. We’re using regular controllers. We got it. I think we can do this. It’s gonna be a peak experience. You know what I’m saying? If we can get to the top. Let’s start. Okay. So now what do I do? Board flight. You’ve already gotten out of it. So if you press square. Hi, it’s Megan. Square. Board flight. And then press, whatever the A button would normally be. What am I doing? I’m just over here. Where am I? I’m over here playing chess for some reason. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. No. We’re off to a great start, because we cannot start the game. This is how good we are at games. Okay. You have to press start. Now. Yeah! You see the big thing that says start? Good job. You pressed it. Here we go. We’re flying. I definitely have confidence that we’re gonna be able to climb a mountain together. The boys started a game together! Good job, boys! Oh, look, you woke up. Gimme a second to wake up. Oh, look. Oh, we’ve crashed! Are you okay? Hey. Hey, buddy. Did you make it? Hugs. Did you make it? Hugs. How do you do that? Left trigger. I’m dabbing. I’m touching you in the shoulder. Left trigger. There we go. Oh, look at that. Okay, we’re okay. Okay, now. Hey buddy. Let’s get outta here. Let’s go climb that mountain. It’s burning. Before you pick up the backpack, you might wanna look in the suitcases. Oh, suitcases. Sounds like we wanna look in the suitcases. Oh yeah! Pick up that energy drink. And I’ll pick up the sports drink. And now what do I do with it? If you want, you can put them in the backpack. Let’s put them in the backpack. Or throw ’em. I’m just gonna throw it back down. How I put it in the backpack. I love how you’re just saying, put it in the backpack, like I know what that is. You know. Oh, very close. I’m wearing the backpack. Neither one of us know how to put things. It says drink. I put the backpack on. Now I need to give you this. And then you need to put it in the backpack. Oh, there’s a backpack. I have the backpack on. Okay. Put the thing in my backpack. Okay. Open the backpack. Yep. Open. And then hover over a blank spot. Yeah, drop it in. And drop it. Now I’m gonna turn around. I’m gonna hand you the water that I have. All right, I want this. But no, take the water that I have so I can pick something else up. This is very important. Just be careful ’cause you might feed him the water. Okay. Now take this water. Put down the thing that you have on, that you’re wearing. I think you just have to drop it. Okay. How do I drop it? Hit square. Okay, I dropped it. I dropped it. Now pick it up. Picked up the wrong thing. I’m gonna throw a shell at you. Hold on! My water’s rolling away! I want you to get it and put it in the backpack. We need this. It’s gonna go off the cliff. Get it! Yes, thank you for jumping. Grab it. Now put it in the backpack. So to reiterate, the point is to get to the peak. Well, you’re the one who said put things in the backpack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, now let’s go. I’m not even gonna tell you about the second suitcase. The second thing? What? There’s another suitcase. Do you wanna put out the fire? Run. Run. How do you run? You press down on the left stick. I’m looking at this. Hey buddy. You okay? You slipped on a jellyfish and are now poisoned. I’m all of a sudden looking at the sky. Wait! Wait! There’s coconuts in the tree. Listen, we need to climb a mountain. Okay. It looks like there’s a path here. You’re going back towards the beach. Are we going the wrong way? Oh, we need to go this way. Yeah, big rock. Big rock, not little rock. Are you following me? No, you’re following me. Where you at? I’m in front of you. Well, I’m trying to find you. The number one rule in “Peak” is do not separate. Okay. Okay. Stay still. Like you’re lost in the mall. Where are you, dude? I went to the right. Do you see the big mountain? Yeah. I’m coming back. I’m coming back. I’m going towards him. No, just slow down. Well just catch up. I’m running out of energy ’cause I went so far in the wrong way. Dude, where are you, dude? Where are you, Matt? Okay, I got my resting. I’m resting. I’m resting. Gimme a second. You’re so sleepy. Gimme a second. All right, I’m gonna go up here so we get a vantage point. That’s a jellyfish. That’s a jellyfish. I’m not gonna slide on that jellyfish. Where you at, dude? There we go. Now you see me. No, I don’t. How do you not see me? I’m right there in your screen. Oh. Your eyes don’t work, man. Okay, here we go. All right, follow me. Okay, let’s look back at this and figure out what part we want to attack. Let’s go up there. Oh look, there’s a place above the place. Yes. I feel like over here, looks like it’s got accessible points. We’re really being cautious here. Look at that. Maybe over here. Just for a second, we’re just gonna look. Yeah, we’re just gonna go around here. I’m just gonna look. Wait up, buddy. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh yeah. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Oh, look at this. Look at us. Look at us walking. We’re just hiking. You’re doing so good. I feel like we haven’t climbed anything. Okay, I’m gonna climb this right here. Right here. You look sad. Look at me. Look. Whoa, how’d you do that? I’m gonna do it too. Remember when you were sticking out your hands before? Yeah. That can help someone get up the mountain when they fall. Yeah, reach out your head. Climb, climb. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Grab, grab. You gotta climb. Climb, climb! You’re just walking. You gotta climb. You gotta climb with the trigger. I’m using the trigger. Yeah, look at the wall. There you go. Yes! I wasn’t looking at the wall enough to climb it? Okay. All right. Wherever your cursor is. That was scary and my butt hole got too tight, and I’m talking about the real life one. Okay. I don’t want to hear that. I’d rather not think about that. I’m already too stressed out. Okay. Okay, here we go. Don’t leave me. This is like when we used to bike everywhere and you would go a lot further than me. Okay, look, look. This here, oh okay, just get a lay of the land. What is this, the obelisk? What’s this obelisk doing here? So go right here and go up into this. You see what I’m doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come up here. We’ve done this in real life. I think that’s why we’re so good at it. Hmm. Huh. Hey buddy. Why are you so sad? Don’t be so sad. I don’t know why I’m sad. Why am I sad? Don’t be sad. Let me give it. Hey, I’m reaching out to you. Yeah. Wait, we got this, buddy! I don’t know why I’m sad. We got this. I don’t know which button it is on your controllers, but you could do little emotes to each other. Oh really? Maybe if you push down one of the rotator. No, let’s not worry about it. Here’s what I’m gonna do. See this right here? I think I’ve got enough energy for this to come right here and do this, to come up here and then get right there. You see what I did? Oh, oh, oh. Come on. I did it. Come on, come on. I did it. Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me! I’m gonna fall! Okay. Did I help him? Yeah, you did. Oh, yeah! I helped you! Okay, now let’s rest. Well let go. You’re holding on to nothing. Okay, hold on. Ah! That wasn’t me. That wasn’t me. Come back up, brother. Okay. Help him. I saved myself. See, I grabbed you. Okay, now let’s just rest. What’s down there? Let’s rest. Down is bad. Up is good. Link, you’re on the wall now. Oh, I am? Yeah. Okay. There you go. I’m a little bit scared, Dad. Hey, hey, buddy. Hey buddy. Look at me. Look at me. We got this. Okay. Hey, look at me. Yeah, yeah. Pull it together. We get it. Okay, all right. Here we go. You see that right there? We want to go there. So here’s what I’m gonna do. I’m gonna come over here and go, boom. And then I’m going over. Oh, no. How do you jump? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Ooh. You’re okay. Come back up. Come back up here. What happened? Come to me. What happened? Come to me. Why did that hurt so bad? Okay, you might have to help me, okay? Well, you gotta earn it. You gotta get to me. Okay, now. Oh, oh. Help me, help me, help me! Listen, at a certain point, I just have to help myself. Okay. Okay. You’re not pulling me down. All right, okay. Now you see what I’ve tried to do? I almost did it. You do it. You do it, and I’ll follow you. Just so you know, the yellow part of your bar means that you’re hungry. So you need to eat something, but I don’t think you have any food on you at the moment. We got water. Water will give you energy. Water is the liquid food. Do you think I can get over to that? What’s down there? Yeah, go over there. Jump up. Jump up and go to the left. I almost made it, but I just got- What is the jump? My hands are sweating. Don’t worry about jumping. Just hit the right trigger and go, and then hit left to climb sideways. Yep. And now go. Oh, no. You gotta quit lunging though. I’m pushing down so hard. Now that’s what I did earlier. Hey, no damage though. Now let me see if I can do it. Here we go. Where are you? There’s so many other paths that you could take. Is there an easy way up? Easier, actually. Sounds like I’m stepping in doo-doo. Okay, I feel like we’re in a bad place. I feel like what we tried to do isn’t gonna work. It felt cool, but it wasn’t. Is this a hole? Oh, look over there. Up there. There’s something to grab. You see there’s suitcases down there. Yeah, yeah. Suitcases. Usually go in the right direction, and it’ll help you. Where am I? Oh, come on. In relationship to you. So if we face the ocean, I went to the left and stayed a little bit low. And now I’m down here and I’m getting in these suitcases. Also, those red apples will give you- I got a balloon! How do I put it in my backpack? You’d have to take your backpack off. Oh, I just, oh. Oh, there’s my buddy. Look, oh, my balloon’s gone. I just released a balloon. Follow the balloon. That’s really bad for the environment. It’s not a real environment. Oh, I got a granola bar. I’m gonna pick it up and I’m gonna eat it. How do I eat it? R. Whoa, whoa. There you go. Eat R2. I just ate a granola bar. I’m so good right now. Link, what you doing? I’m hungry and I’m in a hole. Is there a way outta the hole besides climbing? Okay, here we go. I’ve just got a granola bar in me and I’m just gonna go up. Ah, ah, ah! Rhett, you might need to find Link. Oh. Wait, look. Oh. Okay. I found another suitcase. Look up, up, up. No, back, the other way. Opposite. Oh god. What’s happening? Turn around. What is happening to me? Turn right? Why can’t I get there? There you go. That might be a little easier to get out of. Okay, here we go. Than going fully straight up that tall rock. I can’t see into this suitcase. How do I close it? I don’t think you can close the suitcase once it’s open. I gotta breathe. I gotta breathe. I’ve gotta relax my anus. I found a magic wand! Get to the side. Found a flare. Are we gonna do a flare? Link, I have a flare, okay? Get ready. Get ready. The real me is right next to you. I got a flare. I’m gonna throw it. Okay, ready? Yeah. Throw it. Well, I tried. You don’t hold the flare. There it goes. I just threw it. Do you see it? It’s giving off like, it’s given off all kinds of smoke. Yeah, I see it. I see it there. That’s me. Your buddy’s there. Actually, your buddy’s above that. You’re on the other side of a crack. Hold on, how are you in that butt crack? He can’t get out. I don’t know how to get out. Oh, and now I just fell. I hate to break it to you, but I think I’m committing to this location. Hold on, hold on. Is this where you’re at? You’re down here? Oh. Hey. Hey. Oh! Here you are! You found me. I did. You found me! Thank you for coming. I did. I did, man. Thank you for coming. Now stop. Wait, who are you telling to stop? Stop! Okay, all right. Now we gotta get out of this mess. Your only excuse for being this bad is that you’ve never played before. That’s right. That’s right. Never, ever played this before. Hold on, Link, you just walk out this way. Are you serious? Yeah, just follow me. There’s an exit? Look. Yeah. And then you just go this way and you just walk through here. Oh no, I just saw you slide in front of me. Oh my gosh. All right. Rhett, you might wanna drink that water or something. There we go. How do I do that? Why is my heart broken? Then drop your backpack. Drop it? Mhm, and then open it, and then take out the water or the energy drink. But the energy drink will make you sleepy afterwards. Can I drink it, or you want me to feed it to you? Yeah, just R2 to drink. Suck on this. Here, drink this. Well, how’d you get my water? Drink this, buddy. L3 to give it to Rhett. Give it to me. Give it to me. I need it bad. L2, sorry. Well, okay. Now you have a little bit more energy. Thank you. I gave it to you. You drank it. Get outta the hole. Thank you. And there’s more stuff in the backpack. Well, let’s get the backpack. An energy drink. I’m gonna drink that too. You should go. Oh, oh it’s like a mushroom. How do we get outta here? Is this gonna work? Uber energy at least. Whoa. I’m crazy right now. You gotta go to your right. You gotta go to your right. You gotta go over here. I’m trying to. I’m getting so slow. No, here I come. Yeah, stay low. Oh yeah. Are you getting out? Yeah. Stay to the right. Just keep going to the right. I don’t think I got enough energy, buddy. Oh, yes. I made it. I’m on the other side. You can fall. Why am I going so slow? Because your energy’s out You just need to stay in the booty crack. Stay close to the booty and go far to the right. I’m trying. I’m trying. And then fall. Oh, and look what I found. Like if there’s any healing stuff in, well. I get so slow, so fast. I just wanna fall out of this crack. I feel like this is all your fault. Oh no. You’re about to, okay. I thought I was licking it. I was doing great until I followed you into this crack. I told you what to do. I don’t have enough energy. Yeah, Link you’re gonna have to go find some bandages or something for Rhett. Before I lost all this energy trying to save you, I had enough energy to get out. Now I can help you. Yeah, that would’ve been really good for Rhett to have. But I wanted it. Do you have something for me? Yeah. A tail of a lollipop that I ate. What’s hurting me? Well, you’re having a sugar crash, so you’re getting sleepy. That quickly? Don’t fall asleep on me. Okay. All right. So now let me see. Where are you? I’m gonna find another path outta here. No I’m not. I mean, if we ever got up there, just think about how awesome that would be. It ain’t gonna happen. So let’s just stay here and visualize it. I mean, what do I do to just, Are you still in the spot? End things? All right, look around, look up. Go to the butt crack. Go to the butt crack that you thought was an exit. You keep killing yourself. And then you could be a ghost and haunt link. Oh, that can happen? Yeah. How do I do that? I would say just keep climbing really tall and then falling. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Jumping off. All right, so what I’m gonna do is give up on you. That’s what’s happened, right? Yeah, ’cause I get so slow. Yeah. Maybe jump off so you get more damage. Hold a minute! Wait. You did it! I made it. You made it. I’m out. I’m out. Here I come. Hold on. Should I not have done that? No. You’re just in a bad way now. Link, you cannot get stuck in another hole. Hold on. Where are you? Come on. Come on, dang it! I see you, I see you, I see you! Look to your right! This looks familiar. Is this the same hole? This is the butt crack I was in! Where are you? Oh my god. Where are you? Where am I? Where are you? No, don’t go in. Hey. I’m right here. Hey, we got this. We’re gonna do this, man. Oh my god. We’re gonna get outta this. I promise. I promise you. We’re gonna get outta this together. I promise you. Or we’re gonna die together. That’s right. Okay. All right, follow me. Right, where? You have to go to the right, to the right, to the right. Keep going to the right more than I did. I know. I just don’t have any energy. Okay. You’re kind of helping me. Oh, I did it. I did it. I did it. Okay, I did it. How’d you do that? I don’t know. You gotta stay in the crack. You stay in the crack. And then you can come up here. I’m so tired. I’m so tired. Okay, if you can come out and go to the right, I’ll be waiting for you. I’m gonna jump up and down for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now see me, see me, see me, see me? See me jumping up and down. Yes. Yeah, I see you Rhett, reach out your hand. You can help him. Come on. Come on. Yep, point to Rhett. Come on. There you go. There you go. You’re outta the hole! No one go back in. Okay. All right. We’re not going back in that hole. Okay, so where are we gonna go? Wouldn’t be funny the third time. And that’s the only reason we did it. That’s what they say about comedy. Here we go. Follow me up here. Follow me up here. This is awesome. I just need another suitcase. I’ve lost him already. He said up here, so I’m gonna go up here. Oh, I found a suitcase. That’s the open one you had from before. I’ve been here before. I made it pretty far a second ago. If you guys don’t get food, it’s gonna be pretty dire soon. Link, where do we point the controller? There we go. Now we’re up here. Now we’re here. Now hold on, what about your backpack? What you got in there? I don’t know, let’s take a look. Nothing. You got nothing in your backpack? I think it’s leather. We could eat it. Is there something down there? What do I got in my backpack? There’s coconuts down there. You don’t have a backpack. I took yours. Oh. Coconuts in those trees? Yeah. We need them? I mean, if you don’t wanna die, probably. Okay. Oh. Not the hole, please. Yes, I did it. I jumped across and… Okay. So Rhett’s died of hunger. Oh, right. You need to go pick him up. All right, you see me on the bottom down here? Come gimme a coconut. Oh no. I’m trying to eat stuff myself. You have to give him some food, stat. I thought my feet were coconuts. Do you see me? I don’t have any food. Okay, grab that yellow thing. Bring me this apple. Now go find Rhett quick. Hurry. I mean, I don’t have much longer. Where you at? Right there, there, there. Oh no. Quick, quick, quick! Feed it to him. Give it to me quick. No. Feed it to him. No. Give it to me. Don’t roll it in my feet! Pick it up. Where are you, dude? I’m right below you. Feed it to me, man! Feed it to you? Where? You could keep him alive by carrying him. You’ve got me now. I’m holding you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, look. Are you dead? Here, let me get rid of you. You’re wearing me as a backpack. How’s that happening? How are you wearing me as a backpack? Now gimme that apple. Jump off of my back. Look at that, 360 degree view. Get off of my back. Look at me. That’s wild. Get off of me. That is amazing. Get off of me. You’re dead weight, literally. Whoa, I’m getting dizzy. Screw it. All right. All right. We’re getting outta here, buddy. Okay. We’re getting outta here. You still got that apple? No, I ate it. Oh, see, you can climb a tree with your buddy on you? I’m gonna get you. I’m choking you. Look at it. We can get you a coconut. Or you can get those nuts. Ah! Yeah. Yeah, gimme that coconut. Not gonna happen. All the berries. Okay. I think we were out somewhere in there. Hold on. I’m about to come up with a good ending. If you hold square, you can become a ghost. I’m gonna come up with a good ending. You just dropped me. Link, turn around. I’m a ghost, man. I’m a ghost, man. Is that you? Is that you, buddy? I don’t have any arms. Is that you? If that was you, you’d reach out to me, but it’s not you. So now I can’t do anything except just rotate around him? Yeah. Oh, and is this your skeleton? Yep. Oh my gosh. Sorry, I tried. Cue the sad music. Buddy. I’m sorry. I can’t go on without you. I’m just gonna sit here and commune with you. And that’s how the story ended. “Good Mythical Evening” is blasting off tonight at 10:00 PM Eastern, 7:00 PM Pacific. Don’t miss out and get your tickets now at goodmythicalevening.com. The world is in danger. An asteroid is heading directly towards us. And there’s only one chance of hope. These guys. Don’t worry, Earth. We got you. Oh, I got yours. I got your helmet. How did that happen? I don’t know. Huh. You don’t have to put it on me. I want to put it on you. No. Put mine on me. Just hand it to me. You don’t have to put it on me. Just hand it to me. Well, now I can’t see you. Is that it? Is that your head? Shouldn’t these things have visors on them? We need that, right?
