Can we guess how many episodes we’ve said cattywampus in? Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are going to make use of a fan created site called Searchicality, where if there’s anything you ever want to know about Good Mythical Morning, or any of the Mythical properties, actually, you can go and you can search, ’cause all of the transcripts are loaded there. If you’re like, I remember Rhett said this thing, or there was this episode where blank happened, this is the way to find that. We’ll give a shoutout to Dang and Kirsty for making this a reality. We have nothing to do with it. But we’re gonna enjoy it right now. Right now. We’re gonna make a little game out of it. Stevie, why don’t you challenge us to see how well we know things we’ve said? The first word is dirty and… Dirty? Specifically, let’s narrow it down to Good Mythical Morning episodes. How many times do you think that you have said dirty? And if we’ve said it- How many episodes have you said dirty? If we said it 50 times in one episode, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, it’s just one, counts as one. Correct. Correct. How many episodes have you said dirty? I mean, it’s starting to make me think that now I need to say dirty in every episode. We certainly say something a little bit dirty in every episode. Now, one thing I will say is that right now it lists 3,221 episodes of GMM. That’s not true. Potential episodes. That is probably every single video on the Good Mythical Morning channel. It’s probably inclusive of every video on that channel. And so- Yeah, at least when we have multiple videos. Well, ’cause it has separate… Let’s talk about that Good Mythical Weekend… So we’ll say these are… Maybe it’s approximate. GMM 22, there were multiple videos. That’s true. That’s true. There you go, there you go. Dirty is a word that I don’t say that often. But we’re saying it a lot right now. But it’s just something… Dirty. We’ve eaten some dirty food a lot. I think you say it more often than you realize. I don’t think… I think I’ve said it in… Well no, don’t say it out loud. Let me get a number in my head. Okay. Okay, I’ve got a number. My number is 610, which is low for such a common word. Wow. That is, feels… I was in the two hundreds. Wow, 600 seems like a… Very often. That’s like one out of five times, like 20%… That’s once a week we’re saying dirty. Well that’s… Yep. So I guess my rationale didn’t… I said 217. That’s why I don’t like, give my rationale for my numbers. Okay, I’m gonna do the searching. You can type in dirty? And then I’m going to- Stevie already has this information. Let’s see if it’s the same. I like watching you search it. Okay. 300! 300? Yeah, and in fact, because I did not pull my numbers from this exact moment, I had 299, so that means another episode- Oh. We said dirty one more time. We said dirty since then. But even though I asserted that we’ve said dirty a whole lot, I was wrong. 300 isn’t bad. Well, you have. That’s 10% of the time. We’re saying dirty in 10% of episodes. The second property that has the most dirties is Good Mythical More. And then after that is Ear Biscuits. So it is you guys saying dirty the most. We say dirty… Well, I thought we said it more than that. I’m talking outta both sides of my mouth. Things are getting a bit dirty. Let’s just go to another. Another word, Shenanigans. And I’m looking for every property that the… You know, that we have. Cumulative? Yeah. Wow. Now, we’ll say shenanigans. We will say that. It doesn’t raise an eyebrow if I hear my friend here say shenanigans. But not as much as dirty. But this is everything taken into account. I think we say shenanigans more than we say dirty. No way. Not a chance. Shenanigans. I think we’ve said it 214 times across all properties. I’m saying 301. More than dirty. I know it’s across everything, but that’s my guess. All right, you know how to spell shenanigans? 15? Oh, that’s just GMM. That’s just GMM. Click to the right of that. Oh, you did the wrong thing. Alright, so you’ve done the math. We don’t need to add these up. Shenanigans. Only 15 times on the show. 48 across all properties. All the way back to episode 111, when we went back to our Harnett Central High School and we shot a week’s worth of episodes in our French class. Remember that? I sure do. Mm-hmm. That’s the first time we said shenanigans on the show. First time we said shenanigans. Scroll down. If these are in alphabetical order… GMM, you had 15. More, 14. Mythical Kitchen, eight. Ear Biscuits, seven. Hotdog, one. Myrtle Beach, three. So we don’t… We’re not even on Hotdog. We said shenanigans with Kelsea Ballerini. Correct. You are not on the podcast, A Hotdog is a Sandwich. And you’re also not on Mythical Kitchen. That’s right, I’m not… So… Okay. All right. Well, your estimation’s just off today. Yep. I gotta calibrate. Booty! Oh, okay. Booty in Good Mythical More. Oh, this is so specific. Yeah, this is tough. How many times have we said booty? Well, we’re saying it today. ‘Cause we say booty on the… Booty, booty, booty hiking everywhere. And that’s the main, so that doesn’t count. We certainly say it more in the main show, ’cause there’s the- Over the history of Good Mythical More… And I’m really hoping that not one more has been added since I grabbed these numbers, because I want this number to be it. Yep, 69 was gonna be my number, just so you know. You think 69? Yeah, well that’s… Yeah. So that many more than shenanigans? Yeah! Booty is a body part that ends up… What’s another… What could be another number that Stevie wants us to say besides 69? There isn’t one. Two. And this is Good Mythical More. We’ve never said it in Good Mythical More. Hold on. What is it? So 70! It’s 70, so it was 69. It was 69. I think it’s counting what’s happening right now. Is it that smart? We’ve just said it since then… Since this calculation was done. Good Mythical Morning is actually not… It’s a hundred times, I would think, more than that, but… Hmm. Oh, it’s all… ‘Cause it’s also when you say booty, booty, booty, it only counts as one booty. Right. Exactly. So that… So yeah, yeah… Wow. We said booty four times on Best Friends Back, Alright. Four different episodes. I was, listen… I mean, it would’ve been even more amazing, just so you know, before you said that, I was gonna say 69. That would’ve been even more incredible. Yeah. But hey, it’s still pretty impressive. But it was 70 though. It’s still pretty impressive. Okay. Soliloquy. Okay, I can’t- Why would we ever say soliloquy? Across all of our episodes. Why would we ever say that? How do you spell soliloquy? What is a… S-O-L-I-L-O-Q-U-Y. Soliloquy is like a monologue where you’re looking up more. I mean, what is a soliloquy? Isn’t that what it is? I think it’s a little monologue, right? It’s a monologue where you’re looking up… Hark. I’m speaking to the air. An act of speaking one’s thoughts aloud when by oneself or regardless of any hearers. See, regardless of any hearers, you’re looking up. I don’t believe I’ve ever said that word on the show. I feel like it’s the kind of word that you might say one time. Maybe once. And which property? Across everything. Across everything? You said it three times. I bet you I’ve only said it twice. Three times. No times. No, it’s right down there, I just don’t know how to- Is this weird? Good Mythical More… Good Mythical Morning, zero. Good Mythical More, two. Ear Biscuits, one. So you said it three times. Mythical Kitchen, three. Hotdog, four. So three times. It’s not a word in our toolkit. We don’t use it. ‘Cause we didn’t really know what it meant. But I did know what it meant. I just didn’t know I knew what it meant. So now I have the confidence to say it. And now it’s in my vocabulary toolbox that I carry with me. And I’ll use it all the time. And matter of fact, I’m doing it right now. Look at me, wrapping up my soliloquy. Do you have to be looking up? Yes. Nemesis. On GMM. Oh, it’s my nemesis. We would always talk about… You talk about foods being your nemesis quite a bit. Nemesis. And I might say this- You can only have one nemesis. Well, you’ve had nemesi. The definition of a nemesis is like, it’s the one thing that is… Nemesises. The bane of your existence. The thing that you always dread, facing off against. That’s your arch nemesis. You can have other nemesis. Oh. Yeah. Sub arch nemesis. Yeah, you have other nemesises. Nemesis is not a word that we use. We are not that smart. No, we say this a lot, but I would say… What property? GMM. 47. 19. What is it? 26. Oh, okay. I was closer. We don’t say it that often. That’s what we just learned. Good Mythical More, 11. Ear Biscuits, three. How often does Stevie say situation? Let’s put that in there. Well, you don’t- How many episodes had… Have the word situation. I think that was a phase, and it’s over. And now my last one was y’all. Y’all? Which I was trying to be inclusive. Thanks for calling me out. Oh, the keyboard’s doing that thing where it thinks I’m really typing hard. S-I-T-Q-U-A… I think because of Stevie alone in the situation era… Whoa, whoa, whoa. You about to give the answer? In the situation era. Then I think it might be… 350. So click that box and look down at GMM. 618. 618. Those are not all my situations. I mean, Ear Biscuits alone, we’ve said it 412 times. Okay, see. And we do that show once a week. See, maybe I caught it from you. You… You gave it to us. Or you caught it… You caught it to me. You gave it to us. We got it by season. So when was the situation era? Wow, you really… Hold on. January to July of 20… Season 27, there’s 70… Yes. Yeah, that feels… In 2022, you said it’s 77 episodes. 77 is the record. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that feels right. I was… Going through something then. Season 19. I was going through a situation. What? Why do you keep scrolling? ‘Cause I’m finding things. The lowest was… Only season 11. Only 19 times. I didn’t know the word then. I learned it recently. Oh, season two. That’s what it is. I wasn’t here for season 2. We only said 16, 16 times. Season 19. Stop scrolling for… Where do you wanna go? I want to look at the era. So season… Right there. Season 19, 75. Season 18, 57. Season 20, 47. Season 22, 43. Season… Hold on. What happened? 19 and 20… Oh, I thought you said 27. 19 and 21 were big situation seasons, but season 20 is almost half. 75 to 47 to 77. You actually go from a high number to a low number. So 75 to 47, 77 to 43, 66 to 45. So you kept correcting yourself, but then you couldn’t resist going back. But then 25, 26, you stayed down there, 47, 43. But then 27, 71. Back up to 71. Yep. Mm-hmm. Okay. Next. What about y’all? Y’all is probably gonna be… I mean, how do you even… Do you put the apostrophe in there? I mean, it’s you all, it should be this way. I mean, this is gonna be 2000. Yeah, it’s crunching the numbers. It’s taking forever. No? 3,196. So almost every single episode. Every single episode we’ve said y’all. Yeah, I think that’s right. And then Good Mythical More, 2,600 episodes almost. Every single episode of Good Morning Chia Lincoln. We said it in 17 episodes of Buddy System. So basically almost every episode of Buddy System has a y’all in it. Yeah. We just say y’all. It’s like an article. All right, what’s the next one you got? Lackadaisical. I might say this. So how often did we say shenanigans? Across everything. I might say this about 14 times. Shenanigans was 48. 48? Shenanigans was 48 across everything. Oh crap, okay. This is more than that. I’ll say lackadaisical more than I would say shenanigans, wouldn’t you? 60. Not by much though. 60. 54. What is it? Nine. We hardly ever say lackadaisical. We say it less than shenanigans. A lot less. Not on GMM. Three times on More. Six times on Ear Biscuits. We’ve never said lackadaisical on Good Mythical Morning? And nobody else has said it on any other show. We will never it. Any other Mythical show. We will never say it. Maybe we’ve been saying lackadaisical. Yeah, we’ve been saying… We’ve been spelling it wrong in our mouths. I will say the spelling. Yeah, it is weird. Feces, here we go. Oh God. We love feces. But we don’t say the word feces. I do. Unless it’s like clinical. If we’re like, you know… Looks like feces. Things we’ve left on a shelf. You think we said feces or doo doo more? Which word for poop have we said the most? Poop, doo doo, feces? Dookie. Dookie. Poop, dookie. Dookie balls. Dookie balls, it means dookie. Trench warfare. I think poop has been… I think we probably say poop the most. Crap doesn’t count ’cause it’s a… It’s a slang. It’s a slang, it’s a slang word. It’s a curse word. Alright, so you said doo-doo. Nope, you said feces. So feces… Feces is low. Dookie- Feces is 37 times. Doodoo is pretty high. What’s feces? 43. Oh, pretty close. Okay. 43. This is just for GMM too, not for other things. Okay. Poop! 1100. In GMM. You think we said it 1100 times? Yeah. No way. Oh yeah. Are you afraid to click submit? I wanna guess, 360. 260. Only 200? Okay, now let’s go doo-doo. Doo-doo. Is there a space or a dash? Yeah, I think there’s a space. That’s how you do doo doo? Yeah. ‘Cause each do is its own doo doo. 52. Okay, so poop more than doo doo. Dookie. We said it in in episode two. Dookie… 57 times! We dookie more than we doo doo. Poo poo. Poo poo. We never say poo poo. This is so smart. Who says poo poo? Nobody. 61 times! 61. We say poo poo- We say poo poo more than dookie! More than dookie and doo doo. We say poo poo the most? No, we say poop the most. What about competing to come up with the lesser said word? You know what I’m saying? The lesser said word between what… If you each think of a word, the competition is… What about penis? You’re out. You lose. Wiener. I’m saying Rhett comes up with a word… It’s gotta be a word that is said at least once to count. Oh, I understand. You’re trying to get as close to one as possible and if you get zero, you automatically lose. So it has to be something that has been said. Okay. Alright. Gimme a second. You wanna go first? I’ll go first. You just have to go below it. Sure, go ahead. Carcinogen. I think we said that more than once, but that’s a good one. Mm-hm. We don’t say it that often. Rotator. Rotator. Carcinogen… I don’t think it’s an o. I think it’s another I. Well, we’ll see. Five times. You said how many? Oh, well you didn’t say, you said… Rotator. Only five times. So there’s no… There’s no way you’re gonna beat me on this one. Rotator. Ro-ta-tor. Good. Oh my God. I don’t know why it gets like this. Like a rotator cuff. Three! Three! No, you beat me. Got him! Ah! This is a good game, Carney. Well, I have to… There’s one word we teased that we don’t know the answer to. So I do need you to… Cattywampus. Yeah, cattywampus. That’s something that Rhett has said and I- I feel like you say it more than me. I don’t know that I’ve ever said it, but… Oh, you’ve definitely said it. I think we’re still looking at 11 times over the course of the show. And this is for all properties. 28. 14. Just tell us. You want me to tell you? Three. Oh. As much as rotator. No Good Mythical Mornings. One More. One Ear Biscuits. One Dispatches. Yeah, my dad will say it. Let’s see if we can come up with something that was said one time. This is the thing, just real quick. Slurpage. Okay, that’s your word. My word is velociraptor. Slurpage is three times. Oh, slurpage? I didn’t even think that was a word. Velociraptor. You think you’ve only said that once? It all comes down to this… One! Oh no! Yes! He did it. Yes! Yes! Can we find the name brand episode 2,604. Hey man, that was pretty awesome. How did you do that dude? I don’t know. I just thought of a word that I was like, we probably said it one time. And there it is. Velociraptor. We’ve ruined it today though. Watch the full recording of Good Mythical Evening Sloshed in Space on demand at goodmythicalevening.com. And don’t forget to grab a limited edition tee while you’re there.