MK 1213: 20 ways to get kicked out of school

I pooped off a mailbox once. >> You’re not on trial here. Yeah. I want you to know that this is a safe space within the car. >> I did it because I thought that it would be funny and I wanted to make my cousin laugh. >> Was that the first time you remember really wanting to make someone laugh? >> No, I think that was way too late in my life to be the beginning of my comedy. >> What do you think the beginning was? Like, can you trace back one moment where you’re like, man, this feels good to make somebody laugh? I know seventh grade is coming up a lot, but I did get a drama award that year and I was so shocked because I spent the entire year getting kicked out of class over and over and over again. >> Why do they ask you to leave class a lot? >> Cuz I was being a nuisance. You know what a nuisance is? >> I’d like to hear you explain what a nuisance is in this specific context. >> Okay. Um like screaming, shouting, tickling, running, pooping off mailboxes, talking while the teachers are talking, distracting other students, you know, sound effects. >> Sure. >> Clapping when you’re not supposed to be clapping. >> Yeah. making different sorts of fart noise from mouth and butt. Writing on things you’re not supposed to write on. Pen on carpet, carpet on pen, papers from backpack, crumpling up, throwing out, losing things. >> Yeah. >> Touching people. Not supposed to be touching people. >> Shouldn’t touch people. >> Eating. Eating on carpet. Food on carpet. >> Food on carpet. Carpet on food. I’d imagine. >> Exactly. >> Sure. >> This is really good. What is this? Where’s this? >> This is the very b So this this is the very berry sundae from Costco. This has been a staple. This is from Costco. >> Wow. Costco really does have it all. I love stopping there for groceries for my family. And why not a sweet treat?

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