Which one of us can make the best Mexican pizza? Welcome to “Good Mythical More,” yes. And welcome, Jordan. Thank you so much for having me. We are competing to try to make the perfect Mexican pizza for you. We’re really running outta these, aren’t we? I, I don’t… Well, Mexican pizza, it’s, you know. This is only a thing at Taco Bell, right? Yeah, nobody makes these at home. Nobody makes these at home. It’s a crowd pleaser. Yeah, I’ve never made one. Yeah, I didn’t even know that you could make them. I assumed that Taco Bell had some kind of, you know, trademark on them. And have we checked to make sure we’re not gonna get sued by Taco Bell? Good question. Bring it on. Whoa. Link, your Christy really loves these. My Christy. Your Christy loves these. Loves Taco Bell. I would think that- Because they don’t serve hot dogs. She would make these. Speaking of. She loves Taco Bell and she loves pizza. Okay. And she loves the Mexican pizza. This is nothing like a pizza. But she has never made the Mexican pizza. It’s a pizza in form only. Who gets to go first? Oh. I feel like Link has won a few of these. I don’t remember and it doesn’t matter. So guess, I want you to each guess what the last movie I saw in theaters was. “One Battle After Another.” Wrong. “Tron.” Wrong. Why? I’m seeing that tomorrow. Oh. But that’s wrong. But I guess you win because I am seeing “Tron” tomorrow. And I don’t have tickets yet for “One Battle After Another.” Oh really? I know. Can you believe? Oh. So, I’m going first and I’m gonna take the thing that, the thing that I like to note when I do this is I like to look at all of the things and hone in on the ones that I really like for myself. My mic fell out of my back. You just dropped your microphone. Yeah, but don’t… You lay an egg? We don’t want people to know that you’re mic’d. That I’m mic’d. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love guacamole. We use microphones. And so, I want to know from Sporked. Okay. What is the best guacamole? We really like this one. And that’s it. We Heart Guac, bring it out. It’s the best, like, store-bought guac? Okay, put a sticker up there. Yeah, we love it. We think it’s a really nice store-bought guac. Once again, we’re in general not super pro-store-bought guac. We like avocado salsa better. But if you’re insisting on getting a guac, this is a pretty good one. It doesn’t taste like… Great. It’s great. Citric acid. You need to put your sticker up. Everyone behind the camera’s freaking out. Do it, man! There’s 500 employees standing behind the camera going. Davin. Okay. I’m gonna do that. Don’t worry, Davin. The little observation that I will make here. Yep. Is that y’all have made it pretty easy on us here. Like every ingredient up there is kind of something that you might want to put on a Mexican pizza. Sure. There’s not gonna be too many curve balls here. I don’t think anything’s gonna break it. Do you guys like it better when we add freaky stuff or do you like it better when it’s more streamlined like this? I like a little freaky. A little freaky deaky is okay. A little freaky, okay. Okay, good to know. I’m gonna add, I’m gonna go sour cream. ’cause I don’t want my boy to get sour cream and guac. I can’t let him do that. Ooh, that would be crazy if he did that. Guac is the green sour cream though. They always say that. And sour cream is the white guac. They always say that. So we don’t really need either one of those. And white guac was my nickname in high school. Of course. White guac. This is delicious. I don’t love the way this is piped into here. It’s got a butthole! Yeah. We don’t like to think about that. Yeah, get a close up. But yeah, it’s giving. We don’t like to think about the process. Can you see it’s so, can you see it? I’m gonna de-butthole-ify that. It’s kind of just. It’s blown out. It’s very white. The butthole’s blown out. The butthole has been bleached. The butthole is completely blown out. So just trust us, we’ve seen him. Oh, we’re trying, sorry. I got a little bit of butthole now, but don’t, move on. And it sounds like that excited you, Stevie. Yeah, what? It sounded like that excited you? Well, for oh! Oh wow. There we go. There we go. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Close up. Blow out that butthole now. Close up, close up, close up. Oh. Oh no. Why are you, why are you doing that? Why are you doing that? Now, this is a very… It’s thick. This looks like a very loose situation to me. Like that. What, the three of us? What do you mean? Yeah, all three of you seem really loose. No, just like the fact that you all were like, “That’s a butthole.” I don’t know. You’re right. It seems like a pretty loose situation. You’re right, you’re right, you’re right. You’re right. It’s a loose butthole. Yeah. You’re totally right. Is what she’s saying. Okay. You’re totally right about that. Oh, this is a thing that I wasn’t here for, right? What is this? Nothing. I hate when you guys do this to me. Nothing at all. I don’t know what you’re talking about. Everyone starts being weird and then I have to be like, oh, okay, everyone’s just being weird. But it’s actually part of the show. Where Rhett does Dorito feet and has to walk around. Nothing’s weird. Barefoot in Dorito bags. Nothing’s weird. Nothing’s weird here. It feels like you’re gonna get on my back. What is this? I’m scared. I’m just taking a little walk around. White guac taking a walk. I’m just- White guac. Just- Do I have to lick it? No, not for the show, right? You have to, no. It’s over my cream. Ooh, it almost got in there. It really- So, that’s my right foot. Why does this feel like a punishment for everyone else but you? Yeah, that’s right. What is this? Every time this happens, I say that. Remember that one time that someone, what was it? Somebody like farted Shake Shack into my mouth or something. What was that? Do you guys remember that? That never happened. No, no. We would have never. Somebody did something like that. They like farted or burped into like a thing. And then like, this is gaslighting. You guys don’t remember what I’m talking about? No. One of the fans, one of you guys remembers. I think there was a fart spray. We would never do that. At some point. Maybe that’s what it was. But Rhett lost the game, that’s why. That was his punishment. He lost what? I lost the game. He lost the game we were just playing. Oh. My feet are still in Doritos right now. Okay. I’ll show you my left one in a second. Refried beans. If you behave yourself. All right, okay. Refried beans. Oh, yum. And these– I’ve won. Are great. What do you mean? I’ve already won. Oh, because you have guac and refried beans? No, you haven’t. I have guac and I have refried beans. And these Isadora beans are incredible. And I have refried black beans. Oh. I mean, I’m right back there on beans. It’s head to head, it’s bean to bean, baby. Whatever. Those are good. Ducal. These are my favorite. So growing up, these are, I don’t know if they’re originally from Guatemala or if they’re just popular there, but a lot of my extended family lives there. And they would bring these back for me from Guatemala. And now they sell them in America. And they’re the best beans in the world. Best beans in the world, see? Ducal. Ducal, yeah. Ducal. They’re unbelievable. I love them. When you think of us, Ducal. You’re being cute today. You are being cute, I like that. It’s the corduroy. Oh, it’s, oh yeah, your corduroy. We’re the corduroy boys. The corduroy boys. Two corduroy cuties. Corduroy boys. All right, what are you going with, Link? I have green, I have brown. I need red. Mm. Enchilada sauce. Okay, yum. You’re giving me no choice. I have to do, basically, I have to respond to you each time because I can’t let you double enchilada sauce. So I’m gonna go green enchilada sauce. Why couldn’t you let him double enchilada sauce? That would’ve been awesome. Because I wanted that. I see, I see. You weren’t scared for him, you were scared for you. I wanted an enchilada sauce. And actually, I think right now I’ve got green and black beans. So basically, I feel like I’m doing, it’s just a little bit like this might be a little too traditional is all I’m getting at. Okay. Little too traditional You’re being different. Green, red, brown. While you think of that, I wanna know what makes a Mexican pizza a Mexican pizza to each of you. Four cheese blend for me. That’s all it takes? No, I was- Oh, you were choosing your item. I was thinking, but now. Honestly, I think that Mexican pizza as a concept is something- It’s nothing but a concept. It only exists as a concept. Interesting. I don’t think we’re really making anything. It’s a thought exercise. It’s just, it’s too, it’s really a tostada. Sharp cheddar! It’s a closed faced tostada. Close-tada. All he’s doing- Yeah. Is what I’m doing right after I do it. Yes. ‘Cause you went first, and there’s two of everything that you have to have. And I have to respond to it. I have no choice. You have all the choice. Mix it up. It’s your choice. Do something crazy. He’ll go double cheese. Get him. He’ll go double cheese. Get him. There’s jalapenos. Get him. There’s olives. Get him. And I’m gonna get him. Come on, get him. I’m gonna get him with some… Get him. Ha, Impossible meat. Fun. Look at that. Apparently this comes in a Ziploc bag. These are the burger patties. And they come in a bag, yeah. So it’s a stack of… But they’ve, wait. I think this might be the chorizo. Sorry, y’all. But I, keep it because that’s what I gotta have. I gotta have the chorizo. You have. Wow. You have a choice, man. We’re gonna go bite for bite on this. I mean, I’m just putting the ingredients that you need. You’re so, you’re the one doing the choices. I’m just doing the choices after you. You could mix it up and not do meat. Why is it me doing meat in response to you. You’re making a Calvinistic choice. I said get him. It’s predetermined. I said get him. How do I even get him? Get him. Do something unexpected. Come on, get him. Corduroy boy. I am going to put my sticker. So predictable. On the Mexican pizza. Okay, that’s his choice. It’s different, but not in the way anyone wanted. So that leaves me with. Don’t put your sticker on there, ’cause that would be… So, you forfeited a turn to put a sticker on here? And now- Don’t you. I’m getting him. I have to eat a little paper. Ah, you told me to get him. You didn’t get him, you got me. He’s flummoxed, look at him. I want pickled jalapeno! Don’t you put your sticker on there. You have no balls! Pickled jalapenos. You’re a coward. You’re a coward. Okay. All you had to do was keep doing what you were doing. I don’t have a choice, I have to put the sticker on there. It would’ve been so entertaining. Ooh, these are nice. These are big. Yeah, they’re beautiful, aren’t they? Good gracious, I’m gonna have to cut those up. It looks like a fish. They’re delish. There’s like a fish coming out of, what? Look how, oh. Oh, hello. Cute. Are you gonna eat it? Hello, ‘peno. You want me to get him again? Get him, but in a way that is good for me. I am a get it, I can’t help it. Come on. Put it back. Put a sticker on that one. I know. If you don’t shut up, I’m gonna have to get you again. Come on. I feel scared. Hot salsa roja. I already have red. You’re just doing Roy G Biv basically? Yeah. What’s a color I don’t have? Black. You like olives. I do. I don’t, sliced. And I feel like that felt bad for you, ’cause I feel like you probably wanted those. We always, we both like olives and I always go with olives, but I feel like every single time I’ve done olives I’ve lost. You need to go- Well. So, I actually wasn’t gonna do it this time. Okay, all right. The hot sauce. I, boy, it’s either the hot sauce or the the hot salsa roja. I know you love that Yucateca. I do. I did it last time. I do. And I went real, real hot. It was so hot and it was too much of it. I feel like I’ve got the jalapenos. I remember that. I feel like what I really need here is I need the hot salsa roja because I want to get some red in there to mix it up. All right, gimme the other thing. Gimme the dangerous one. All right. And let’s start to make our masterpiece. This is nice. Nothing I don’t want to eat. What a thrill. Yeah, this is a- Triple X, that. Have you seen the movie “XXX” with Vin Diesel? Scary. Uh-uh, I have not. Has anybody? Nobody here has seen “XXX” with Vin Diesel? Not anyone? A long time ago. Davin’s seen it. A long time ago. Anyone else? Just me and Davin. I mean that’s kind, well one, Davin would be the person who would see it. Yeah. But the fact- Oh, the two gay people in the room have seen “XXX” with Vin Diesel. It’s crazy. Well, Davin sees everything, I thought was all that she was saying, but she- Oh, Davin, you see everything? Yeah. Davin sees everything. I’m sorry, did you say the two gay people in the room, did I miss that? I’m gonna be honest with you. I forgot you were here and I forgot you were gay. Have you met the rest of the Mythical Crew? Yeah, that’s true. I’m sorry. That’s true. I know, everyone here is gay. That’s right. Everyone. Everyone. What am I gonna do with the rest of my life? I can’t believe I have to eat sticker. Oops, sorry, that got on your hand. You sure do. And what am I gonna do? Am I gonna put the meat down this? I dream of one day eating something here that, like, allows me to use workers’ comp. And maybe today’s the day. Maybe it’s sticker day, you know? Yeah, you have to get it all the way down though. I’ll eat the sticker. Sticker has to get stuck to get workers’ comp. I’ve eaten way worse things here than sticker. I want this meat all the way to the edge. Impossible meat, they do a good job. They do a good job. It smells pretty good. Remember that time we sharted Shake Shack right down your throat? I forgot that wasn’t on the show. That was the thing you did to me during a meeting. That is so gross. So gross, so gross. Wonderful, wonderful. I did not make that up. There better be some fans in the comment of this video being like, “No, I remember that and I remember what happened.” Sharted Shake Shack. I remember the thing that happened. Shake Shart. I’m sure I wasn’t 100% right. Shake Shart Day. Don’t you remember it? But something bad happened to me here. And the people watching have to remember. Oh God. Okay. Okay. I think I’m gonna do the enchilada sauce on the inside of this. Interesting. I feel like, to me, what a Mexican pizza is, is that it has two layers. Yeah, there’s gonna be a second layer. And that there’s enchilada sauce and cheese on top. Yeah. To me, that’s what I think of. Remember when Taco Bell didn’t have the Mexican pizza for a long time? It’s come back and now it feels so, you know, normal but. Enchilada and cheese. And now. For a while they didn’t have it. What’s Christy’s order at Taco Bell? She likes this thing that she calls a Chilitto, which doesn’t exist. A chili cheese burrito. Oh, it’s back now. She made it up. It did come back. She calls it a Chilitto. She’ll get that. I never go with her. I don’t participate. Okay, bad husband. Because I just don’t know. Cantina bowls are pretty good. Ugh. I know that- Boring. Boo, boo, boo. Oh, all the gay people in here. I’m sorry, Stevie. Gay people hate cantina bowls. That’s true. The question is, when you said that there’s enchilada sauce and I don’t know what order it goes in. Is it the sauce and then the cheese? Well just think about it for like one second and I think it’ll make sense. Sauce, then the cheese. 100%. Right. It’s not a deep dish pizza. Oh. That looks good. What’s going on? I feel like I’m on an opposite wavelength of everyone in here today except Davin. Maybe you’re straight. Whoa, whoa. Maybe Davin and I are in love. Meet-cute. We were both gay at work and we fell in love. And then I’m gonna do something that you didn’t expect. Okay. And that is a few of these black things on top. What do you mean? You didn’t say those went on top, you just said. Oh, oh, oh, okay. The other stuff. Okay. You’ve hidden the sticker so thoroughly. How do you eat this? I have no clue. Well, I would say, and what I will insist that you do. Clean living over there. He has so much artistry, he always does. It has to be cut like a pizza. Mexican pizza. If you got a pizza and it wasn’t cut. Well You would be like, “What is going on?” So, it has to be cut in four, in quarters. That’s my rule. Oh my God. I need a little gavel. Gay Stevie, can we get that? I’ll think about it. This is not… Oh no, that happened. This is part of the test. I’m bringing it back. Oh lord. I’m bringing it back. Oh Lord. Oh Lord. Oh Lord. Oh Lort. Gotta go heavier than I’ve got. Remember there’s enchilada sauce. When you try to cut this thing, all the work you’re doing is gonna be undone. I’m just gonna go ahead and tell you. Davin has a hack he wants you to try. This is hard. Why is this so hard to cut? Me? Oh my gavel! I thought you were saying hit the Mexican pizzas with this. I thought about it and you can have one. Thank you, Stevie. Okay. Cut it in quarters? Yeah. You’ve seen a Mexican pizza. Okay. That’s scary. Yeah, look at what happened. It was beautiful. Well, this is part of it though. When you get a Mexican pizza, it’s cut in quarters. When you get a regular pizza, it’s cut in pizza slices. Well, I think mine’s working actually. You’re doing a great job. And I’ve revealed the sticker, thank God. So yeah. Self preservation. If you get the one with the sticker. If I get the one with the sticker? Then you get to eat the sticker. I’m telling you right now, I’m eatin’ a little sticker because I have, I don’t want to. But I have, you used a full turn putting the sticker on. I want you to eat a sticker. The tostada, so I feel like I have to eat a little sticker at the very least, to be fair to Rhett. That’s true. And look, because I used the beans and the sour cream as glue, my four pieces are almost perfect there. Rhett, you did a really good job. Oh God. I don’t know what happened to mine. All right, I’ll start with Rhett, ’cause you kind of seem like you’re going through something. Keep in mind that this one has two jalapeno streaks. This each has one because I did five. I love when you call them streaks like that. Yeah, yeah. That’s really beautiful. They’re streaks. Oh god, okay. So juicy. Okay, I’m gonna just move this down. Oh, be careful. This is actually gonna be bad, Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh. Mmm. That’s so messy. It’s very messy. I feel like I have stuff on my hands. Do you have a napkin for me? Thank you. I have a wet wipe. Ooh, a wet wipe, oh. And here’s a dry one. And follow it with a dry, hey, I had the dry one. I had the dry one. I also had the dry one. Okay. I think this is great. I love the flavor combination, the amount of beans you used. It all goes together really well. It’s tomatoey but not overpoweringly so. It feels like one really nice kind of homogenous thing, which I think is what a Mexican pizza is, you know? Mm. It’s something where everything melts. It looks tangy. It is tangy. Hmm. And I like that. Okay. Less traditional. ‘Cause once, you know, the salsa verde, when you get a Mexican pizza at Taco Bell, which is the only place I’ve ever known to serve them, it is a red enchilada sauce. Right? Yep. Okay. Little, little non-traditional. All right. I know you like that. I do, you’re right. Yep, pick it up. Pick it up. Yep, yep, yeah. Yeah, yeah, uh huh. There’s a little bit. Did you get some of the? Sticker’s thick. Some of that sticker? Actually can’t bite through the sticker. Yeah, yeah. Maybe just put it all in your mouth And what, suck on it? Swallow the sticker whole. Then clean it off and take it out and we’ll reuse it next week. Yeah, we reuse these every time. We reuse these every time. I’m trying to just get- Just a, that’s not gonna happen. Or, well, okay, hold on. Let me just. I love the way that just went right into you. Now, you don’t have to swallow. Went into your mouth like a gecko. Mm hm. You don’t have to swallow. Hmm. You don’t have to not swallow it. Maybe I don’t think you should swallow it. It’s harder than most stickers. Yeah, I would say don’t, I would say don’t swallow it. Yeah, right. Yeah, nobody saw that. Really, almost didn’t even put a dent in it. Yeah, yeah. That’s a hard sticker. Yeah, they’re metallic. We’ll fix that, we’ll reuse that. Wow, the art department budget for stickers must be huge. Yeah. Yeah. We said get the thickest stickers you can find. Those were incredibly thick. Yeah. All right. Well, this has a lot of flavor. It has as much flavor as it does sticker. Something to think about. Order! The winner today is… Rhett! Ah. It was the sticker, wasn’t it? It was the sticker, yeah. It was my lucky left foot. No! This is what it was. It was that foot right there. It’s just been marinating in that all the whole time. Just hoping I would win and be able to break it out and show it to you. Grab the Turkeytrice pin of the month today only at mythical.com.