Who from the crew can bring in the most random thing possible? Welcome to “Good Mythical More!” Nobody’s watching. What are we gonna do? We’re just gonna show random things. It’s more happening- Since nothing matters. On Thanksgiving. People are gonna bring in some rando stuff and we’re gonna react. We’re gonna see which one’s the most random. Let’s touch our elbows before somebody comes in, ’cause nobody’s watching. Hitch, please. Please. Come hither. Hitch, please. Get it? You didn’t even do that on purpose? Nope. But I’ll take it. You didn’t? I’ve never heard that one before. He didn’t even do it on purpose. I know. You ready? Oh. Thank you for handing it to me. What is that? This is a- Hold on. Hold on. I’m gonna figure it out. I know what this is. This is a baton. Letter opener. This is a… Can I see it? Can I see it? Hold it in front of my eyes. Hold it. This is… Oh. Did you get this on a trip? Is it retractable? It was from a trip, but not a trip I went on. Okay. A trip a family friend went on? Partner. A partner went on. So this green part is- You want me to tell you? Mm-mm. Okay. Hmm. Amethyst. You haven’t been putting it in anything stinky. No. What about this end? Maybe people need to be watching. Maybe we need more people watching. Neither end. If that’s gonna keep him in line a little bit, please watch. Okay, Hitch, what is it? It’s a New Zealand weapon. That’s jade Stone. Jade. You should have known that. Your dog’s named that. This is jade, the stone. It’s carved into a point. Is it thrown or is it? I actually don’t know. It just sits on my dresser. Wow. So it’s a New Zealand weapon. That’s right. And it’s- It’s pretty random. But, you know, it- Pretty random, but it makes sense. It makes sense. it comes with a stand. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Things got crazy. It’s so big. It comes with a stand. That really takes it up a notch. Did he put it on there right? I think so. Yeah, I did. Of course I did. Of course I did. I know how to put things on stands. Okay. Okay. Well, it’s a little more random now. I think it’s less random on a stand. It’s the most random thing that we’ve seen so far. If it’s just propped up somewhere… Oh. Okay, now, I will have you know… Hold on, dude. I feel like you’re about to break a feather. I will have you know, if it is the most random thing, we’re keeping it. We’re keeping it. Okay? It’s ours. It’s our Thanksgiving present. So for now, we’re keeping it. Get outta here. Thank you, Hitch. Please. Chappie. Not only is it Thanksgiving, it’s Chappie’s birthday! ♪ Happy birthday ♪ ♪ To Chappie ♪ ♪ To you ♪ Okay. Here’s my item. Oh my god. It’s long. It’s dirty. It’s a big carrot. Its a carrot. All right, let’s- Okay. Oh, you want him there? Yeah. No. No, thank you. Okay. Okay. How long you had this? It’s my roommate’s, she made it, and so since we moved in together, which is like a year ago, She made a carrot? Yeah. Is this a body pillow? It’s a pillow. I liked the image of it sitting on the… Can we pose it on the couch? Yeah. I really feel like it- At home, it’s always sitting on the couch like this. Put it in the middle. In the middle? Oh my goodness. Yeah. And then what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna do this. Sometimes on Thanksgiving, the veggies gotta sit back and relax. Do the voice, Chappie. Oh. Let’s talk about that. Come grab it. Yeah. “Do the voice,” meaning your voice. And then now do what Stevie was saying too. Oh, what? Just a little, move it back to the side. Oh yeah. Oh, look. Oh yeah. I mean- Pretty great. That carrot has a knee. I didn’t know carrots could have a knee. That is incredible. I love it. That is ra-ra-ra-random. I love it. It’s more random than a weapon. Definitely more random than this. Ha! Okay, Chappie. All right. We get to keep that. So your roommate, huh? Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy Thanksgiving. Oh, thank you. We’re taking that for your birthday until something’s more random. How come when someone is having a baby, we don’t say happy birth giving? Happy birth giving? It’s for the person giving birth. So it’s like Thanksgiving, but they’re giving birth. Well, what’s happening in my head was I was like, “What happens when you have your birthday on Thanksgiving? It’s a birth giving.” But I was like, “No, that’s a word for somebody who’s giving birth.” That’s Mother’s Day. You’ve got a birthday, but then you’ve got… No, Mother’s Day is the same day for everybody. The day you give birth is the birthday of someone, but what do you celebrate as the person giving birth? Birth giving. Lauren. Everybody’s got these big backpacks. Oh, and there’s a Okay. All right. No hesitation. It’s a real phone. Come on now. Wait. Don’t give us too much information too soon. I just want you to know. It’s a real phone. This is a bag phone. They had these in the ’80s. Call 911. Let’s find out. What? Shawty getting something on the dance floor? Okay, how do I- If you open it up, you could actually plug it into a phone jack. Oh, you can. Oh, wow. And I’ve done it before. Yeah, yeah, you just plug it into a jack. It’s a fun party trick. Where did you get this Goodwill. It was $5. That- Oh, really? Did you say, “Goodwill”? I did. Goodwill. She goes to the German Goodwill. I wonder, I wonder… I mean, is this from the ’70s? I guess. So, do you carry this as a fashion statement, as a bag, like, on a night out? Yeah, for fun. Yeah. That’s fun. But back when people actually had landline jacks in their homes, I would take it to parties and then call my mom. You’ve done that? Yeah. That’s a random thing to do. Oh my- Your actions are even more random than the- Goodness. That’s the only phone number I’ve memorized. Well, look at that! Calling your mom from a bag! I mean- Boy! And there’s a zipper pocket here. May I? You may. You could put a card in there for businesses that you wanna call. There’s also a… It has a couple of different things. This is quite a steal at $5. This is cool. This is cool. We’ll take it. Okay. Take that- Take the carrot? Take that- You think this… I think this is recency bias. Oh, really? Hold on. Hold on. Let’s see that carrot. I’m not doing it justice. Hold on. That’s just a carrot that sits on the couch. Pretty random. Like, if I went into somebody’s home- You think this is less random? And I saw this, I’d be like, “Oh,” I would be like, “That’s kind of amazing.” And the carrot’s taller than me. But the carrot, the carrot that is taller than Lauren is a little bit more random. Yeah, you’re right. We’re gonna keep the carrot. Okay. And we’re gonna let you keep this because we want you to keep in touch with your mom. She appreciates it. And then that goes in there. What was your mom’s or is your mom’s profession? She may be retired. She used to- See? Make ponds and water gardens. She made ponds? She did. She would create ponds and… She was a landscaper- Yes. Of ponds. She was Wow. With koi? No, just regular fish. Just regular fish. But she’d, like, create fake waterfalls and stuff? Bass? No, like, goldfish. Goldfish? Not fancy goldfish, which is cool. Little regular goldfish. Is she retired? You put a regular goldfish in a pond, it’ll get big, though. Yep. Koi fish, goldfish, they all get as big as their enclosure. That’s true. Yep. That’s why I was.. Lived in a box my whole life. Thank you, Lauren. Wow. Happy birthday. You know, if Mom puts you in a box your whole life- Happy Chappie’s birthday. And then you finally get out and you call her. All right, Leah. Let’s see what you got. Hello. Leah has balls! Oh my goodness. Everyone has the same backpack. Did y’all all go on a trip together? Get a deal on these? Maybe. Did we buy backpacks just so people could come out here with the backpack and take stuff out of it? There’s only two. Only two. Okay. They keep handing out the bag. They’re rotating them. I was about to just lose my mind. Okay. I was like… I mean, I still question that. Let’s just be real. Yeah. I mean, it could have been about it’s the bag. Chappie over there rolling their eyes. You’re rolling your eyes about it? I could’ve brought my own backpack. Exactly. Yeah, right. Everybody’s got a backpack. Come on. They just handed… What do you think of your backpack? You know, it’s very spacious. Yeah. I mean, did we really need all that for this? We’re upset. Leah, I’m sorry you got caught up in this- Nobody’s watching. This is a cat made from golf balls. -Where’d you get this? At a flea market in Florida 20 years ago. 20 years ago? Oh. So where have you been keeping this thing for 20 years? It currently lives on a shelf in the living room with all the other cat figures. Okay, so you have a lot of cat stuff going on. It doesn’t become random if there’s other things, if it fits in a group. I’m just saying. I don’t disagree with that, Link. Alone, just sitting here, this is pretty random. Quite cute. Do you have cats as well? I don’t. You just have cat things? My boyfriend’s really into cats and we’re eventually getting a cat, but we do not have one currently. Oh, wow. You’re waiting 20 years, huh? Boyfriend has a cat. You’re waiting- No, he doesn’t have a cat. He wants a cat. He wants a cat. You don’t want a cat. You’re waiting. I’m a dog person. But y’all don’t have a dog. We agree with that. We’re getting a dog. You’re getting a dog? Okay. Okay. So then you know when you get that dog, he’s gonna have to get a cat. Is that what you think? Yeah. Yeah. He’s gotta have a buddy. So you’re gonna get ’em at the same time so that they can be friends. Bond, yeah. Yeah, I think that’s a good idea. Boy, I really have to urinate. I mean, we drink so much La Croix. I do too. It just hit me. There’s a backpack. Yeah, there’s a backpack. David said, “There’s a big backpack right there.” We can get our money’s worth. Okay. I’m not gonna do that. This is not random. Yeah, not random enough. You made the mistake of telling us you have a shelf full of that stuff. Put it back in your giant backpack and then give the backpack to someone else. Did you figure out the pun name for it, though? Golf… Ball Cat? Fore Lives. Golfield. Golfield! Golfield. There’s a cat called Garfield. Happy Thanksgiving. Caleb. Sounds like Bill Murray. Okay. Right. I got this cool backpack. Nice. Yeah, you do. And look at your… Look at this. Good gracious! Is that your item? It’s Thanksgiving. Yes. No, it’s not my item. Caleb designs things. Facts. Isn’t that the vibe? Chappie does too, but it’s not your birthday. It’s not my birthday, it’s Chappie’s birthday. Uh-huh. But I do have this. Oh, okay. That seems cat-ish. Oh, another cat? It’s another cat. It’s a very, it’s a flat cat. It’s very flat. You guys could… How long… Okay, how long- Yeah, yeah, face down. Have you had this? I wanna say, like, two years. What have you been doing? It doesn’t look- Okay. Hold on. That got a lot, it got a lot more random. It got a lot more random When you said two years. Yeah. He came out the womb. It’s a rough life being Gorefield. It’s another Garfield reference? Back to back? What is up with that? What is up with that? He’s seen things. He’s weird, but he’s no carrot. I mean, let’s just… I’m gonna say, Caleb, here’s the thing. You set bar of expectation of random things pretty high just being you. Fair. Fair. You know what I’m saying? That’s fair. That’s very fair. I was like, “What is he gonna pull out of this backpack?” Yeah. And I was like- Basically just a stuffed animal. It’s a stuffed animal. And that just makes too much sense to me. For Caleb. For Caleb. Right. Give it back to him. Yeah, so I just feel like- It’s not really random. Next year, you’re gonna have to dig deeper. All right. You’re gonna have to dig deeper. Try harder. I believe in you. And now Hitch again? Please return. I feel like I’m gonna lose some respect here. Uh-oh. I’m excited! Here. It’s in a Ziploc bag. In plastic. Well, it doesn’t travel well. Hold on a second. Oh, no, no. No, no, no. Yeah. Uh-uh. These are dried contact lenses. Hold on. Those are yours? Yeah. I like that. And you’ve been putting ’em in a little bathtub next to your bed? Yeah. They look like bubbles, right? And it’s full. Yeah, it’s- It’s overflowing. I will say that’s probably a couple years’ worth. Oh, whoa. Hey now. Relax back there It’s not as gross as… It could be grosser. I like it. I started the clap. Thank you. It could be grosser. I think it’s a really nice way to track time. Yes. Exactly. It’s also thematic. Like, you could have put them in just, like, a regular jar, but- It’s not- Yep. Yeah, it came outta your eye, not outta… It’s not like your little fella collection- Yeah, it’s clean in there. When you were in- Little fellas don’t last. Can I smell it? Sure. What? Oi. It’s just eyeballs. I mean, eyes are clean, right? Yeah, eyes are fine. It’s not like it came out of a… It’s not like- I didn’t know if something was growing on it or something. Mouth. They probably have some dust on them ’cause how do you dust that? This is more random than your first item. This is so random. Yep. You’re definitely in the top two at this point. Nice. This, I mean, it is a bathtub full of used contact lenses. I think it may have out-carroted the carrot at this point. Take that carrot and get it outta here. Oh, okay. Sorry, Chappie. But this right here is ours now. We get to keep it. You know what? You can keep it. You seem to have bonded with it. Well, we have one more. No, you don’t. No, we don’t. Oh, you do. Oh, we do. We do, we do. We do, we do. Carney. Here comes Carney. Okay. All right. Okay. We have one more. All right. Okay, all right. I didn’t know this was gonna happen. I didn’t plan on bringing this in today, but they said bring in what you got, so… Oh my god. What are the chances? What are- That is so random. What are the chances? I mean, it’s almost embarrassing. It’s so random. It’s so random. I got you guys. Carney. Okay. Don’t be that proud of yourself. Save big. Get 30% off all things Mythical for a limited time. That includes all the merch and all the memberships. Shop now.