Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: eGrneMu6t2g
Episode Post Date: January 12, 2026
Episode Number: 2956
Transcript
What's the worst bachelorette party shirt you can wear? Welcome to Good Mythical More. You going to any bachelorette parties soon? I try to avoid them, but actually it's pretty easy to avoid them because I haven't been invited to any. Never been invited to one. You haven't crashed one, you like to crash parties and weddings and stuff, you do that from time to time. If I, yeah, I mean, if I was in Nashville I would look for a bachelorette party to crash. Uhhuh. You know, they're usually out in public just whooping it up. Yep. Wearing the same shirts sometimes that you can readily purchase online. All on one of those bars on wheels that they're all powering with their, with the pedals. We've got some of the. Those are so fun. Yes. Some of the worst ones, as candidates, we're gonna see. I would love to see a group of women just powering a vehicle. With their drunk bodies. It is so incredible, their bodies are so drunk. Yeah. That's a weird way to say that. Okay. But that's what it is, they're getting drunk and peddling. It's not yet, 'cause it's not just, I mean, your whole body gets drunk. Here's the first one, it's coming up from my crotch area. This. This. Is. Is. This might, I'm gonna go with this might. This could. This could get outta hand. Whoa, this has. This year, this husband. Uhhuh. Is better than the last one. This, this girl's about to get married. What does this say? This poop. This poop along. Poop along. Poop along poop. Poop. Poop. Were ready. Poop. Kote. Bachelorette. Oh, this bachelorette. This bachelorette. I don't know why we went to poop. Because, because we were reading the, that we were reflection. The reflection. This bachelorette. Shirt. This bachelorette. Is so. Sings. Party. Party. Okay, alright. So yeah. This bachelorette party. Party was great until. Was fun. Was, was lit, was. About prompt. Brought to you by vodka. This bachelor, bachelor party was brought to you by, to you by, blank. Is this like a, a sponsorship opportunity? What is happening? So what do you put in that? Oh, to be continued. Is this one relate related? Apparently. This bachelorette party was brought to you by blank and you, you put your sponsor in there hopefully to defray the cost of your, your booze. Husbands, husbands. Credit card. Husband's credit card. Okay, this sucks. I mean, this just sucks so hard. I don't, hold it back up, I don't understand. You, first of all, you don't need to have a blank. You need to have an arrow. Right, because. Or something. I don't. These, these things don't work. And by the way, he ain't your husband yet. That's right. I mean, there's so many things that are wrong with this. Okay? Now, if it was ex-husband's credit card. I'm learning. That'd be balling. I am learning we only have two in, in a set. So you ha like the one with the brought to you by is meant for the bachelorette. Then all of her friends are wearing t-shirts that say different things. Okay, well. Now the only one I can see is tacos and tequila. Everyone else wears a different complimentary shirt to fill. Okay. All right. So you gotta, you gotta, it's a little better. Women whose bodies are just so drunk. Who are, who are coming out one at a time with their little t-shirts on. Husband's credit card. And then the next one is, oh, is there another, oh, no, no. I don't think there's more to the set. That's why I gave you the tacos and tequila answers. Tacos and tequila. We don't have other ones, but they did. We didn't splurge. Yeah, didn't get the whole set. We're not gonna. We're not Ghana. He, this would be huge in Ghana. He splurged on the map though. Alright, here we go. Now, now, now that we're warmed up. Yeah. Now that we understand what's happening. Pickle. Pickle me this. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Last pickle she'll ever suck. Last pickle she'll. Ever touch. Ever hold. What? Swallow. I'm sorry, that's what it is. Last pickle she'll, you don't swallow a pickle though. Yeah, you do, eventually. Is it in a martini glass? Um, why is there a, is a pickle go in a martini glass? Usually not a, not one. A full, a full pickle. So she's straddling the pickle. So what does she do with this pickle? Last pickle she'll drink. Last pickle she'll. She'll ever ride. Ever lick. Last pickle she'll ever lick? Last pickle she'll ever lick. No. Sad. Sad. Oh, shake it out. Shake it out. Shake it out. Shake it out. Does it smell like a pickle? No, it says tickle. Oh. Last pickle, pickles you'll ever tickle. Okay, now, now can we, now we got rhymes. Now we got rhymes. Last pickle she'll ever tickle. Well, maybe, maybe. Now that she's married. I mean, I don't know. Is she gonna stay true to her husband? Well, that's always the intention, especially during your bachelorette party, right? Or at least it's starting the next day. But some, I mean, I don't know. We did not have the don't, we didn't have this experience. This was not the type of bachelor party or bachelorette party that we experienced. No, hold on, I did get really sloshed. Yeah, but you didn't see any boobies. Nope. And you, and I'm just saying that these late. I was in a hotel room with a horrible headache. These Nashville ladies, they'll go, they'll go to a strip club sometimes with full frontal. Mm-hmm. And they'll see lots of pickles. Y'all know about that, right? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yep, this is common practice in this country. But they won't tickle it though. Don't answer that. I think they might. I think sometimes there's, there's pickle tickling that goes on. Oh. I think that there is. Is there a little trickle to a pickle tickle? I'm saying, I'm not saying I endorse it, not saying. If a pickle trickle when you tickle, you might need to. Um, what else rises with pickle. Swivel? If the pickle drib. Nickel, you might need to give your doctor a nickel. All right, next. We're all over this one, I think, but of course I don't know it. I don't know it until I see it. When you see it. I don't know any more than you do and I don't really know some things. Here we go, here. I bring. Is that bunny ears? I'll bring the Lila. Lila. The QQ. Alibi. Alibis. I'll bring the alibi. I'll bring alibis, that's right. Yes. Alibi. I'll bring the alibi. You bring, you bring the alibi. AI-imbibe. I don't know if it's gonna be a rhyme. I'll bring the alibi, you bring the pickle. Hold on. Hold on. What? No. What? Whoa. Hold on. Is this all it's gonna be? I'll bring the alibi. That's it. I'll bring the alibi. Is there a back, oh. There is a part two. There is a part two. This is another to be continued, but we do have a graphic. It's not, it's, it's, it's a let down. I'm gonna, this isn't even, I'll bring the, the, the bride wears a shirt that says I'm the bride. And then the other shirts are, I'll bring the shenanigans. I'll bring the ride. Okay. We, I'll be the, I'll bring the dance moves. Movies. It's supposed to say, say moves, but it doesn't look like it. So, okay, so the, we, we've spotted a trend. At least each person gets to be there on, it's like the seven dwarves. Well, no, I'll bring the getaway car. Really? Someone else is already bringing the ride. You, you, you, you. Yeah. What, there's two vehicles. Yeah, you come up in one and you leave in another, I guess. I bring the dance moves. The voice of reason. The dance movies. There's always somebody who's the voice of reason. You know? There's always somebody who's the bad decision. Oh, you can see now you see how it says dance movies? Yeah, yeah. I'll bring the dance and the movies. Okay. Which one would each of us be? I think I'd be the ride. Um. I, when you're there, I'm often the voice of reason. If you're not there, I might bring some shenanigans. Well, why am I keeping you from bringing shenanigans? Oh, I'm not saying, I'm just saying that I, we'll bring shenanigans, but I'm saying. You're trying to blame me for not having a good time. No, I'm just saying that you said, which one would we be? I'm just saying that I think I would bring the bad decisions and then you bring the alibi. You cover it up, you make it all right, but you don't need to be the voice of reason. Nobody wants to be that person. Cover it up, man. Cover it up. I'm gonna cover up my crotch and then I'm gonna pull this out from below. Here we go. Are we ready? We have a blue shirt. A different color. We're mixing it up. Getting, getting, getting married. Gatting. It's a cat. Getting ca, cat getting, getting, getting meow, getting pussy cat getting, getting, I think meow something. Getting feline. Getting. I'm feline good. Getting. Come on. We gotta be getting ca. Cat. Getting furryous. Getting cow cat. Cowboy cat. Western cat. Getting meowier. Getting meowied. Mearried. Meowied. Getting, getting meowied. Meowied. Meowied. Getting meowied. Meowied. Oh, that's cute. I like that one. Okay. This, this is for second marriage. We, we like this one. Yep. Right. This is, you know, 40 and above second marriage. I'm getting meowied. Um. Meowied, it really works. I hear myself saying it and I hear married in a weird accent. And then for this one, the other women actually all have shirts that say, not getting meowied. That's a joke, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, you can also get it in black with pink. Okay. Rhett how are you doing? You mentioned that you had a big start this morning. You were startled, um, but you didn't tell me more about it. So tell us about it now. I was, uh, my doing a little morning exercise on a, uh, little exercise machine in my garage. Garage. Oh. And I have deep thoughts. Go ahead. Oh, you have deep thoughts? I have deep thoughts. I'll follow up with deep thoughts. Oh yeah, what are your deep thoughts. And um, you know, it's basically an elliptical and I'm on it. And I'm ellipting, so hard. And then Jessie is about to take Shepherd to school. I hear the car start, and, which is really close to me, like I'm in the garage, and so right outside the garage door is the car that I've heard start, but it started in a, you know, a minute has passed. Okay. Jessie honks the horn to get Shepherd's attention, but what she does is nearly knock me off of the elliptical. She honked it hard. It's just when a car horn is honked in close proximity to you and you don't expect it. Oh god. I mean, you're lucky I'm here right now. Did you fall off? I could have ellipticaled myself into a knot or something and no one would've known because they would've just gone to school. Did you get that adrenaline tingle? I didn't get a tingle, but I did, my heart rate did go up beyond what it already was. And you could measure that. I was measuring it, and then she beeped two more times. And it was so loud. And then I was bracing myself. Where were we. For a fourth beep. We rented a vehicle somewhere in North Carolina and you kept pissing me off because. Wasn't me. Every time you would lock it. Yeah. It would beep the loudest beep. It was a Nissan. What was that kind of car? Because we need to tell people, Versa. Is that a, is that a type of Nissan? Uh, like a little SUV. We know what it was because it had a funny, we were making fun of the name on the bottom. Well, all I know is that when you lock the car doors. That is a compact car. It just, it was so, it was something, it doesn't really matter. It was, it was smaller SUV and it was so loud that I was embarrassed every time I had to lock the doors. Like I could not believe how loud they, I started saying, don't lock it. Yeah. We left all kinds of valuables in there. Don't lock. There wasn't, there wasn't like a prelock. No, exactly. That was it. That was it. Lock. And I thought there was, and I thought he was doing it on purpose, and I legitimately kept getting angry because every time. It was, now you know how it feels if you hit well, yeah, but I would tell you that was about to happen. And you weren't on an elliptical that I saw. No, it doesn't matter. Still. If you were on an elliptical, I wouldn't have done it. I mean, I mean many how many talk. And then your car here, it, it sounds you, you've made it sound like a, uh, an owl. Everybody thinks there's an owl in the parking lot until they realize that my car makes an owl noise and if I get close to, and you can make it. And I fall for it every time I'm like, there's an owl. And then I'm like. I'm doing it because it sounds like an owl at my house, and there are owls and I'm communicating with the owls. I don't know what I'm saying to 'em, but you can make it different things. But also what happens is, is because I'm parked so close to the building and then I'm in my office, my car thinks that I'm about to get in it, and then I don't, 'cause I'm just in my office and then I walk outta my office and it does it again. So it's owling, owl hooting out there all the time. Who? Who? People, anybody heard this owl sound? Did you think it was a real owl? I did. Me too, every time. Did you think that until right now? Yeah. I thought there was an owl that would be. Well, you know what? Go back to thinking that because it's a more beautiful, it's a more beautiful thing to think. Mikayla, there is a point out. There is an owl in the parking lot. Just to make you feel better, I got some deep thoughts that I have prepared and written down on a show card. Yes. And now as a reward for losing, I'm going to share them with you. Yeah. Sometimes I'm do this like Jack Candy. Y'all remember Jack Handy. Deep thoughts with Jack Handy. SNL skit from when we were in middle school. Sometimes I'm scared about dying. But then I remember that you and I will be buried together and then I'm okay. What, you're talking to. Did Cotton Candy Randy write this? You talking to me? I guess I'm talking to you. Sometimes when I kiss my wife, I think about you, not about kissing you, but about all the cool stuff we're gonna do after I'm done with all this yucky kissing business. Wow, that is an interesting thing to admit. I am so scared I'll die by slipping on a banana peel. I get a chill down my spine anytime I see a monkey. That's it. Because I'm so scared I won't be able to find the right words when it happens, I've already asked Chat GPT to write your eulogy. These are dark. There's a lot of dark. These dark stars, dark, deep, dark thoughts. I got this shirt from the prize counter at Dave and Buster's. It costs fewer tickets than a lanyard with Pikachu on it. Pikachu, Pikachu. Pick at you. Pick at you. Pick at you. Pick at you on it. Pikachu. I'm sexually attracted to my dentist. Tell me more. And finally, I have a secret Reddit account and I argue with everyone on the GMM subreddit that says they don't like you. Oh, thank you. Yeah, it's a, it's a daily task, huh? Do you have another t-shirt? I got another t-shirt to rescue, to rescue this More from my deep thoughts. Here we go. Loot l. Lost. I. Leggo. I got. I got, I caught, I got, I got. I got married. Not yet. I got engaged. I got one. I got one. What is that? I got, what is that a picture of? Oh, I got one. I got one and it's, it's a, it's a silhouette of a, a woman. I got one, like, meaning I got a man. Oh yeah. I got a man. Look, look at him. He just, he's a lifeless, he's a lifeless body. Uh, now what's, now what are we trying to say here? I got one, bag him and tag him, honey. What, what, what are we really trying to say here? Huh? Yeah. This, that's what, that's all it was about, was just getting one. I might keep this one. Yeah, that's good for you. It's like a weird, ironic kind of a thing. And then all the other ones that for the bridesmaid say, I didn't get one. Yeah, yeah. You finally catching on. Yeah. Each, no, or they could be like, I trapped him. I stripped him, I shot him. Now, this, that, that is for a first marriage. Because for your second marriage, I got two. For your third marriage, I got three. You know that's. That's right. You co collect all of 'em. Collect 'em all one. Yeah. Pink. Look at this. Here we are, we're back to pink. In my feral days, in my feral phase in, I'm in my feral phase, bride era, feral bride era. In my feral bride era. Just like a raccoon. Hey, is that a reference to a saying? Last one. In my feral bride era, anybody can sell anything on the internet. Tacos. This tacos. Oh, oh, oh. Okay. Here we go. This tacos taken. This taco's taken is not even tacos off the market. Off the market. And is not even Tuesday, not the market. Tacos aren't on a market. Tacos are in a truck. 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