Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: JyoyuWd_nZo
Episode Post Date: January 13, 2026
Episode Number: 2957
Transcript
Let's see what vanity license plates are available. Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are on the California DMV website where you can go and enter in license plates, vanity license plates, yeah, to see if they are available. If they're not available. It might be because it's not allowed. It might be because you're using a sexual connotation, which you cannot have officially. In fact, the rules are. Seven letters maximum. You cannot have a sexual connotation. Mm-hmm. Can't have a vulgar term or a term of prejudice or hostility. Can't have a swear word or term considered profane or obscene. Okay. feels very similar. So like ass man in, um, yeah, we could try that. But Seinfeld cannot misrepresent a law enforcement entity, so we can't say police on it. Uh, it cannot. Uh, have been deleted from the regular series license plates, which is anything starting with 69 by the way. Ha ha. Gotcha. Because that was from only for the 1969 model year. Okay? And it cannot be foreign or slang word, so it can't, you can't actually do it in a foreign language. So what's up with all these rules, man? So Link. Look at this. This is super cool. Dude. Look, there's Link Nel, Link Nel, Link Nel. That's not how you spell. It takes a second to go into the database and then we will find out if it's available. Yes, you can do that Link Nel. I mean, that's not me though. Okay. All right. Well, what do you want? Uh, what if I, what about Rhett MC? Oh, that would be a good one for you. Probably. It'd be weird if I had that one. Is it, is it available? Yes, we can be. We can be. We can be those Dude. You gotta get that. Yeah. 'cause I want people to know it's me on the road. Yeah. You know, that's how uh, Tupac was shot. 'cause pe because women were coming up to him and saying, Tupac. Tupac. I mean, it wasn't his license plate. Tupac Mc. Tupac Mc mc Tupac. Dude, that, that's funny. Like that would ever be. Well, how about this? DJ Tupac. DJ Tupac. Yeah. I'll do that. DJ Tupac. Hey, did y'all see DJ Tupac out there on the streets? I bet it's gonna be available. DJ Tupac. Cutting. Yes, you could be DJ Tupac. What can't you be? What about Randy? Randy. Randy. Ak. Randy. What will go with that? What will go with Randy? What's too, but why Randy? Oof. You. Randy? Randy. Of Randy of California. Randy of DMV, Randy of California. I am sir. We are, we're following Randy of California. Very close. Uh, it's gonna be available. Yes. I mean, okay. Let's find, let's find some stuff that people you think people vibes. Well, that's gonna be, uh, no, but then put, um, no. Yeah, there you go. This is vibes that put you to sleep. You don't have to do all seven, by the way. Oh, you don't? Oh, center. Oh, it's a maximum. Well, hold on that one. That one is taken. Where does it say that? Go up to the top. It says Try different plate characters. Yep. The plate is already in use. Yep. People are doing that. So you were good on that one. Vibezzz. vibes? Just like that. And then I come over here and I just back space on these two. No, you went to the wrong one. I gotta get here and then center it. Click the thing to center it. It doesn't look centered, but that's taken. That's taken of course vibe. How about this one? What about vibration? How about bribes? Bribes, okay, you can't do it. Somebody's walking around with a, with a license plate that says bribes. And probably driving around, not walking around. Well, what about bride? You know you're happy to be the bride. It's thinking. It's thinking. Nope, try different. How can you tell it's thinking? Because, well, maybe it isn't thinking. What about go to? What about C? What about scabs? Scab, scabs. Scab. Scab. Ugh. Scab dash. It is thinking now scab is can't. That's probably somebody from the union. Scabies are the sacbies. scabies. Oh. Can't do that one. Probably 'cause it's not taken. What about bite me? I'm sure that one's taken. Uh, what a classic. With A-Y B-Y-T-E. Oh. So it's, it's like a, it's a guy, it's a programmer, it's a Silicon Valley guy. And I can do this actually and do this. Oh, somebody got it. What about haters gonna hate H eight or R haters? Good. Gone. Gone. Hate hater's gate. You can't do that one. Hater's gate. You think hater. You think they, they know that people are trying to do the hater thing. Um, let's do this one because this would be, it's like a calculator upside down. This would be boobs. So if you flip the car, the first, the first person on the scene gets the joke. Boobs. Boobs has flipped. Let's see what happens. Uh, that would be under boob. Oh man. It's not, it, it's taken it. What about try to, try to do under boob one of my favorite types of boob, under boob, but, but backwards. Under Bub. Is it? Is it under boob? Is it, can you add? Yes, we can be under Boob. It's under Bub though. It's not boob yet. Well, how do we get it to be boob? We put you go out there with a Sharpie and put a line over the U. Over the U. Yeah. What about you can't do that. Let's stick with boobs, boobies. Can you, can you make that work in seven letters? No. Um, boob Baloo. What about like, I like a good profession, like, uh, um, like blacksmith. Just checking on this one. Okay. You cannot be boobaloo, but can you be a blacksmith? BLBL. Nope. Take the, that sounds like a category on porn. Take. Take the K out. The C out. Just make that a K blacksmith. Somebody's already blacksmith. Yep. That's easy. What about, um, you know, a lot of people, they'll have like something that'll be like Trina's toy. Well, what do you want? What do I want? Yeah, what would you like? What would you want? Trina's toy would be nice. No, it's not. You like, yeah, like, I mean, obviously people call me the bean boy. Like, it's like I, I go around town as bean boy. Yeah, bean boy. You could do that. Taken, taken bean boys. What about bean boy? What? I've been a boy. What about BOI? It is still, it is still trying to get this one. He's checking on. Oh, I can be that bean boy. Bean boy. You could be that bean boy. A, and then I, not I there. Why would you put an I there? What do you BOI? What do you want me to be bean boy with? BOI. Oh, three E's. Yeah, I got, I understand what you're saying now. B triple E. And then I, oh, that looks good. And Oh, it's taken. That's taken. See, but bean boy with a Y is not taken. No. Is that it? Is what we just discovered. It is. Oh, the session is expiring in four minutes. Well, I'm still active. I wanna be, um, hot. Hot. Mm, hot and ready. Cholera. I didn't say cholera. I said hot and ready. Why? Like Caesar's Pizza? Dude, I'm just wanted to check and see if cholera was taken. It's not allowed. Uh, hot and ready, hot and red. Uh, I bet you that's, I, I bet you that's good. Try try this. HRNY honored. HRNY number four, horny red. Horny for D. It just happened. Hold on. It's got it's digging. It's not, I mean, it's digging. Yeah, you can't. What about horny? Stink. Think about horny. For stink. Think about the STK. Stink. You need STNK. Think about the people who have to program this so that it finds things like horny, horny, horny, stink, horny. Start with, stink in with, oh, you just want to go with, I just wanna see if hrny, if horny is taken. Can't be horny. Can't be horny in your car. Stink. STNK. Stinky. Why is stinky taken? Uh, how about just sticky, right? What about can't it be sticky? Why can't we be sticky? What about Stucky? Well, these could also just be taken. What about some sort of advice like Quit Kentucky quiz mo. Quit. Quit smoke. Quit. Quit smoke. Cook quit. Smoke quit. Oh, actually I can get another one in there. I can get another. Quit smoke. Quit smoke. It is a, it is a good message. It's just, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're trying to help people here quit smoke. What's something else? You could quit Coke. Quit cop coke. Quick cock. See, let's just see if they'll let us quick cock. Yeah, I can't do that. Um, what about. Sl. S. Slurp. Okay. Slurp. Okay. Slurp. Slurp. Pock. Slurp. Pock. Slurp. Okay. What about, um, oh, we can be slurp. Okay. Slurp. We can be a slurpok. That's not offensive to anybody. What, what about something that's, it's for someone who's tailgating too close, like not back off, which is obvious. Well, let's just make sure off, of course back off is taken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It even did, it didn't even have to think about it. How about that Now? Hey, don't do that. I just wanted to see. Okay. Stupid. What about, um, what's something you could say it's like, um, oil, like, oil slick. Beware of oil slick. Too many words. Tail tailgate. Beware oil. BW BW Royals. I bet you we can get that one. BW Royals, what does that mean? Well, it means I tried to mean, beware the oils lick. I'm trying to warn you. Oh, it could be BWR oils, bes. Okay. What about something that if the cops try to say it, it's really hard to say like ROY. Roy, and what's another thing that's hard to say? You can't be Roygbiv. Well, it's taken, oh, don't you remember how this works? People? People have already done it. Mm-hmm. What about Canker? Canker? I bet you, I bet you it's going to come up, Rosie. Whoa. Session time out. Okay. How do we get back in there? Due to inactivity. So like what, like what's something that somebody might actually be thinking about getting? Like you got, let put some certain type of doctors. Let's put some, um, let's put some numbers there. One, uh, or G-M-M-G-M-M fans. Oh, yes. At the, I try that. Gm. Oh, I meant like, you know, phrases. Well, we'll start literal. This is good. GMM fan. Come on. Yes. Wait. You can be GMM Fan. Fan. Hold on. We should be disappointed. Yeah, I was gonna say, kind of sucks. What about the old GMM band is, can you use a greater than symbol? No. Hmm. That's, that's sad. Okay. Uh, you cannot be GMM Ban. You think somebody's going around with GMM Ban? Uh, myth, beast. Myth. Mitch. Mitch Bs. Yes. No, that's a good one. Myth, best Mythical Beast. Maybe just Mythical. You can be Mythical, beast or Mythical best. Can you just be Mythical? No, but you can be Mythical. Mythical. Make it a l. Nope. I meant to say what the crap. Yeah. Here we go. Myth, myth. What is it doing? Why is it doing that? I know you're having a hard time mythic. We're we're all watching. That doesn't look right. I know. It doesn't look right If you go like this, Mythical. Oh, do, do two Mythic with two C's. Oh, my, my thick. No, it's mythic. Yeah. My thick ain't gonna work. They're not gonna, oh, you should be my thick. What about so thick? So thick. Can't be so thick. Can you just be thick? No, it's, but can you just be regular old Thick? Thick is a bad word. Boy. Thick is not, uh, I mean, we could, we might as well just try moist for thick. I like that for thick. Moist, moist, ck It's like Louis CK came back after when he got uncanceled as moist. Ck. Yeah. There you go. Oh man. Moist mouse mousey. This is just for someone who's a little mousey. Why don't we do, let's put numbers in there. 'cause a five can be an s. Um, yeah, let's trick it. Like he could be like five hitty Yeah. They know about that. They know they know about it or someone has it. BYMB, that's a good one. And then I gotta delete here. What about B-Y-M-B-O? Oh, I think you might get, we might get lucky on this one. Yes, you can be BYMB. This is so disappointing. I know. I'm so, I mean, I almost am happy every time. Yeah. We don't have any, come on, California fans in California think about us. I think people just don't take the time to, to, to, to, to do, to do this. People are like having weddings and making wheel videos. We just got married, you know, thinking about us. You can't bimbo, you cannot be bimbo. What about, um, bend? Bend one. Let's try bend over. This is a proctologist. What about been, been there, done that? And it is two license plates and you have to park beside each other. That doesn't work. But what kind of, what? Like put what kind of like the doctors love to do this. Mm-hmm. Like, you got butt doc, you know, that's the proctologist. Can't do that, but it could be taken. What about, um, Trina? Triston Trent Truck. Trina's toy. What about truck? What truck nuts? You could have truck. It's, you know, I have truck nuts, but it's my license plate. Not you Cannot be Trina's Toy. A. Truck Nut Z. She had truck nuts. That's good. N Truck N it's hard to do this sight, isn't it? Truck nuts? Mm. Try try a different version. Uh oh. This might work. Searching harder sometimes it finds it immediately. I think that's when it's been taken. Hmm. What about truck Nads? Cannas. Uh oh. You can be Truck Nads. You can be Truck Nads. Y'all. Can you be? Maybe 'cause they're all too young. You get like six, seven now. 'cause nobody who's saying six. We can't do that. Carney though. We just can't. We could. It's kinda like buying a website before or like camping out on a website. You, you can't have just six, seven. What? I mean, what can you be, could you just be one? I mean, you can't, there just be one number, but you can be two numbers. You could be 12 if you want. What about put a o put zeros on the two ends and in the middle with the remaining five letters? Noob. Now, what's the difference between a o and a zero? So those are zeros. Same. They're exactly the same. It changes it to this be the same thing. What about noble? We, we need to end this. What? We need to go out on a bang to reward people for staying this long. How about new kid? You've done it. You've made it. New kid. We're gonna make you happy with this last one when you move into town. Yeah. And you're the new kid. There's a new kid on the block. You can't keep this one for long though. Yes. We're so excited. This should be the last one. Mythical 24/7 is available to stream on Amazon, Roku, Samsung, and more. Be sure to check out the Mythical 24/7 channel and stream episodes of Good Mythical Morning and Mythical Kitchen.