Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: DX_qURN9gps
Episode Post Date: February 6, 2026
Episode Number: 2975
Transcript
Who can win the most mini games? Welcome to Good Mythical More. Wow. We're gonna play these mini games and I have a feeling Rhett's gonna rap for us. Yeah. Maybe a few snack raps. Which one? Which one do we want to tackle first? Maybe I, I feel like the corn hole. Corn hole. Oh, let's start there. Okay. We got a lot of 'em. This one looks fun. So when you do this, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta sling it over there. Okay. Okay. Okay. Gotta see how far apart we want 'em. Okay. Maybe move yours. Let's get, there we go. Okay. I'm gonna go first. You go first. That was, um, quite a distance. I went too hard. Way too hard. Way too short. Way too hard. Oh, close. Dialing it in close. Now, if this was real corn hole, we'd be on the same side. We're doing that classic. Never played cornhole or forgot how to play it. First time at a party. First time at a party, and you and someone goes to the opposite end. That's not how real cornhole works. So what do we think about that? I feel like we should both be going off the same side. Well, I think we gotta start over. You know what? Maybe, maybe a snack rap will change our tune. I first of all gotta say I find it interesting that this is for the loser because it makes you look so good. I like my snack, like I like my ladies discontinued. And from the eighties. How, what would make a lady discontinued? Dead? No. 'cause you like dead ladies? No, because I thought you said head and that didn't make part of the any sense to me. She's off the market, brother. My wife. Oh, from the eighties? Yeah. Discontinued. She's not continuing to date. Okay. That's gonna taste weird. Not if it's corn. I mean, we hadn't even got one on the table yet. I'm feeling, I feel like I'm going, yeah, you car and hold it. Oh, then I won. Would've been cool. That would've been cool. But you didn't do it. Okay, last chance. If you don't get it on this try, I feel like you lose cornhole. They got us playing more games and stuff on more and more games. We're starting to, I'm starting to feel a little competitive. I mean, not well, I, well, oh, don't sweat it up. A little confident. A little like skilled. You're feeling skilled. Well, show us how, what you're learning. That wasn't intentional, ladies. I started to feel a little skilled. Whoa, that was close though. Whoa. We might come back to this one. Might come back to it. This will be fun in a boring meeting. Yeah. Yeah. Or you know, a really small room. Um, okay. I don't, I don't really Soccer this. Hey, this is your game. Soccer's your game. So you put these things into play, you gotta put all the balls into play. You, you, you, you know how soccer works? You throw all the balls out there and then it's, um, you have a paddle. I dunno if you could see that, but like, it's like pinball paddles. So it's, it's like a goalie versus a goalie who well, somehow you scored on yourself. Why is it all lean? Why are they sell? Why are they all leaning back towards you? Remember that magazine? What is happening? I think we, I think one fell under here. Is the desk this far off balance? No way. Or is this just this thing off balance, huh? Nope, that's not, you see that? I think it's the fold in the middle of the field. What is this? Maybe, uh, this on there pretty good. I mean, it looks ping bong really high quality, and so I doubt that, that it feels like good construction. So you wanna do one at a time, is that what you're saying? No, I'm just saying that they're all going, they're all falling to your side so that they're, you're scoring on yourself and you're not even trying, you know what I'm saying? Like, you're gonna lose every time because they're all just going back to you. Maybe a raffle, the more you score on maybe a raffle, cheer you up. The more you score on yourself, the more. Yeah, proficient. You'll be at scoring on others. I need to keep track with which ones I've done. Ah, another point for me. You know me, I'm a sick high roller. My bars are made up pure granola. You get it with my bars, but my bars. But you're a sick high roller. That high roller, that seems like you're an expensive gambler, which doesn't roller, which, that bar doesn't tie into the next bar, which is. I just talking about bars don't, and granola don't break roller blader don't break down my raps. Rollerblading need energy via granola. Okay. Okay. He's tall. He's That's right. High. That's right. Maybe. You know what, I got another take on granola. Let me, lemme try this one. You wouldn't want to meet me in a dark alley. Your bars fall apart like a nature valley. You bar. That's crazy. 'cause you rollerblade at night. Yep. I saw someone rollerblading at night, but I didn't know they were rollerblading. I only because you know, you don't. You don't look at someone's feet immediately. You thought they were sliding? Yeah. I thought something was really wrong with them. Whoa. Well 'cause they weren't very good at it, so either, so it was like stumbly and then I looked down and I was like, okay, now it, I understand what's happening. But that's really brave and you should not be rollerblading at night unless you're very good at it. Scoring on myself. Whoa. What was that? I don't know. But I think that was a tooth. I won four to one. But it's only because the IT slanted. Who, who, who would play this? Not us. Who would do this? Not us. This one says, I, we are, we we're not endorsing this one. Cornhole not bad, but how about, let's move to my sport. Your bars fall apart like a Nature. Nature Valley. They do fall apart. They do fall apart. Now we're gonna make this so that you can see, which might make it harder to play. Let's just see what we do here. Maybe you put it there. I think you put it in that little hole there. Oh, underneath that. Oh, when you go back, it shoots it. Yep. Score. Too hard. Uh, score. Score two to two we're tied. Score. Score. Uh, score Score. Four to three. Five to three. Score. I did four in a row. I'm going too hard. Scar. I'm going too hard like a Che Valley scar. Well, what? What's a hard bar scar? My bars are hard. Like what's the hardest candy bar? A frozen toffee. A frozen score. Scarred score. I didn't score. No, but that's the hardest. A score bar is the hardest score bar. I've lost it. I was on a roll. I made so many in a row and I've lost it. What is happening? My bars are harder than a frozen score. I'm quitting. While I'm ahead. I'm quitting. While I feel bad about myself. I didn't, I mean, what Maybe a rap will help us. What is this? I think this is the type of thing that, like if you have a grandma that. Is like, like your parents are divorced and then your mom or dad, whoever got custody, move you to another state. Yeah. And then you, you never come back to see your grandparents on the other side. Yes. For like years. Yes. But when you do, they got a game for you. And this is it, you know, this is gonna keep, make you happy. This is what I feel like this is, this sounds very personal. No, no, no. And it's not my, my grandparents were both close and I saw them often, but I know that's not true of all people. It's not true of all people. Mm-hmm. But you know, what, how do you feel about raisins in your trail mix? Uh, I like it. Okay. Like I don't like chocolate candies in my trail mix. Okay. How do you, I don't want candy in trail mix. How do you think, how do you think some people feel about raisins in their trail mix? They probably don't like it in a rap battle. I come guns a blazing, throw you in the trash, like a trail mix raisin. Whatcha doing with the pen? Whatcha like, Hey, he's writing these, Steve, have you ever seen He's pen. He's using his, he, that's his pen. Game is tight. Have you ever seen Eminem out on the streets? No. He's always got a pen right here. Yeah. 'cause he's always concocting rhymes. Yep. Yep. Yep. Wait before you get rid of the basketball thing? The little thing? The little dials at the top. Oh, does that change the score? Yeah. And also that change your mind. What if one of you does it with both hands? I would like to see Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. Yeah. This is what an only child does at their grandma's that they see once every five years. I am getting closer. Hmm. Nope. See, this is not a game of skill. It is not a game of skill. That would've been cool if I did both of 'em at the same time. Yep. That's what we're, that would've been one for, you can edit. We can edit it from the record. Both. Not just keep doing it. And then what we'll do for TikTok is say it's not a game of skill. And then you'll say, it's not a game of skill every time. And then when I make it, have a sturgeon fly out, say, yeah, it's not a game of skill, then do it every time. It's not a game of skill. God, what is happening? Why was I so good for a second? I think I wasn't thinking about it. I wasn't really looking at it. I was just like, it's not a game of skill. Oh, halfway there. It's not a game of skill. Edit the these together. Yeah. See? Oh yeah. No. Yeah. And sturgeon, uh, we recently hired two new editors. That's the only reason. Okay. Here we, no, we didn't, didn't, we didn't. We didn't. Okay. I'm gonna kill a mc. I do not miss my rhymes are real rapped like a Hershey's kiss. Or what? My rhymes are well rapped like a Hershey's kiss. Well rapped is a hard thing to rap. Ironically, I'm a kill a mc. I do not miss my rhymes are well rapped like a Hershey's kiss I would've killed in 1981. Yeah. When rappers didn't exist. No. Like at the very beginning. Yeah. Of rap. Yeah. Yeah. There's a couple more. Just hold tight. I wanna play the, um, bowling. I wanna play the bowling. Oh, that's not good. Can you grab that? That's not gonna be good. Um, okay, so let's set these up as one does, this is the problem with home bowling. You gotta set up your own pins. Pin is, oh gosh, is his pin game strong? This is what we need is a rack that like racks 'em for you. Just puts some down there. Just put some down. My hands are, want me to help too big and uh, I don't have fine motor skills, so that really my rap skills and my fine motor skills are imbalanced. Okay, you're a successful rapper. You drive fine motors, but your fine motor skills are a little. Corro. Hey, don't improvise. I got 'em all written down. Okay. Got 'em all written down so we don't have to worry about that. All right. So I'm gonna go for a strike. Yeah, but you don't go straight for the middle. You go a little bit to the right. Nope. Okay, so now, so the left, let me, let me So you get Des spare. Are you gonna clean 'em out? No, I'm gonna set 'em back up for you here. So you got this one? No. Don't. What do you mean? I'm set, I'm setting up the one that was actually up and I'm getting rid of this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're being my ball boy. Oh God. And then this one. Okay. You can't do this like you, you, it doesn't move fast enough to do it. But what if I flicked it? I think you have to in order to make this work. I flick it. Okay. Nope. Alright, so it's your truck. You got an eight. So you set those up. Lemme set this up for you. I'll, I'll distract, I'll do a distract rap. No, no. I want, I want to, I want to give all my attention to your rap when you do it. Okay? Okay. You can't do two things at once. Just get your pen out and, and write a fresh one. Oh, I don't, oh, I just, I gotta, I gotta come up with something on my own. A snack related thing? No. Just act like you're writing. Okay. Okay. Uh, do I have to tell you everything? I have to do everything for you? Uh, I'm a ghost writer. Okay. Uh, I see you chomping on that. Dorito. My raps are coming at you like a torpedo. Ah, it's not as good when I come up with it on my own. Mm-hmm. Uh, okay. But I did rhyme Dorito with torpedo, which is I think, not too hard. He would be, probably would be proud. Oh, they call those a lyrical miracle Uhhuh, and it's an insult. Okay, so it's your turn to do this. So why don't you give us a little, okay, so there's two still standing. I'm gonna, okay, I don't, I don't love this game, but this grandma would do this part. I love you. I just miss you 'cause I don't see you and I wanted to get you this. He's got a spare. Okay. Spare. This one's a little anti-climactic. Yeah. I mean, boy, that's, I just feel like you know what the use for that thing is. Only child's. So solitary device. You take this thing off and you put your foot in there to measure the length of your foot. Oh yeah. It's like those things at the shoe store. In fact, I think that's where they got that. In fact, I'm gonna do that. Let's see what your foot looks like today. Let's see how big my foot is. I'm gonna, do you think your foot will fit inside that? Look at that. It's the size 11 bowling lane. Look at that. Okay. You weren't expecting to see this today, were you? Okay, so you're, so you can tuck. Can you tuck? Well, there's not another one. Okay. That's fun to watch. My feet are socked. My hair is locked my super long. Uh, commute. Makes me get lost. I got a couple for, see, you're so much better. I got a couple for the ladies. Uh, if the ladies want to drop what you're doing, listen up ladies. Okay. The ladies, I know you're doing two things at once. Ladies, he's about to spit, he's about to spit at y'all. Focus on me for a second. Okay. Ladies love me if you please. I'm so appealing. They call me string cheese. Okay. Appealing? Yes. Uhhuh. Okay. And there's more where that came from to the guys. I say bye to the girls. I say hello, make 'em wiggle in. Jiggle like a couple of jello. You make women wiggle, wiggle and and jiggle like a cup of jello. Jello. Couple. Couple of jello. Yes. Cap of J Uhhuh. Others? I got more. So I wonder, like if you were a standup comedian and your audience was the writers who wrote the jokes, like, wouldn't that be like, that would be like the greatest response you could get. Yes. Yes. You know? Yes. Yes. Um. Yeah. Because they found it funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Enough to write it. They knew how funny it would be. Yeah. There's, yeah. The writers are loving it back here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They are loving you. Yeah. Right. It Well 'cause you know, it's all about the setup and their delivery. Okay. Link you go first. So there's a little gap right here to go through. So if you kind of like, so is this like a. Why do we have so many of these? I don't know. And I don't, it's not quite low enough. Sling puck, sling puck tournament. But what am I, I'm just, I'm just trying to get it in there. Oh, did you see that? He's zinging his Z right back to you. That was awesome, dude. So I don't, there's no way you can do that again. Oh, you did it again. Okay. Oh, there you go. They all whispering about, put all the pucks in, put all the pucks in. You go at the same time. You're trying to see how many you can get over this. How come all y'all know how to play this? Y'all like have this or something. This isn't. This is not something. You have too many pucks y'all. Too many pucks. I don't know. And then you drink too. Alright, I got a couple on your side. Because you kind of, they kind of like, they kind of back up, oh, what happened to me? Getting 'em through there. There we go. There we go. I'm in your way now. This is gonna, oh, I sent one back to you. I mean, this is gonna make you fight your grandma right here. Game. So fun. You slap your grandma. I don't quite, and then you keep going until, until it gets down to like every, everything's on. One size takes forever. This is like, oh, did you see that? That went back to, this is the powers out. We're day 15 into snowstorm. This is all we got left. We've, we've taken the bones of grandma and we've turned her into a, a game. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. What? You don't care. I don't care. Now you think you've won, huh? Well, I got it down to it. Where's the rest of 'em? Okay. What is the best rap? Well, let me give it to you. Who is the best? At the raps, give us one to go 'cause it's time. I'm gonna give you one that's gonna leave you wanting a little bit more. I'm gonna wait seven seconds and I'm gonna break out one that you have been waiting for. Okay? This alright? Alright. Just do it. Whatever you said you were gonna do. This is what they call rap psychology. Welcome to class kids. Okay. Alright. If you catch me buying candy, I won't act coy. Everybody knows I'm a Butterfinger boy. I'm left wanting more. I am the best rap God in the biz. You are just a cracker and I'm a cheese whiz. Whoa. Okay. Sign up for Mythical Newsletters now and get 10% off your first order at Mythical.com.