Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: UMc5scZm_Rc
Episode Post Date: February 10, 2026
Episode Number: 2977
Transcript
Today we're playing a game from TikTok and trying to not break an egg. Welcome to Good Mythical More. We got balls, we got eggs, we got Stevie. We saw this telling us what to do. Uh, so I, what I saw was what I saw a guy with a egg in one hand. Then a ball on the other hand. Mm-hmm. And if you say egg, I throw it like this. Mm-hmm. And if you say ball, I balance it like this. And if you say switch, I switch it and do it. Yeah. But you're both gonna do it. I feel like I'm gonna take my rings. We're both gonna do it the same time my rings off. Okay. Are you, I feel like, are you, are you inhibited sitting down? Oh, you, we will see, I guess, a little bit so it bounce the ball, throw the egg. Eggs. Cold balls. Not for now. Well, the eggs. Yeah. You think the egg's gonna get warm? Okay. Ready? Alright. Yep. Egg, egg, egg, egg ball. Egg ball. Switch. And you gotta throw 'em. Oh you do? Yeah. You gotta throw 'em at each other. No, I mean egg. Egg ball. Egg. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I lost my ball. New ball. Egg, egg, egg. Switch ball. Egg ball. Ball ball. Egg ball. Egg ball switch. They hit each other. Egg. Egg ball switch. Oh, sorry. Egg ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. What egg. What? Egg. Egg ball. Egg switch. Oh my gosh. My egg is going everywhere. Okay. All right. I got, we, we've got a broken one. We, but only because the rule that you added, but I'm glad you added it because I don't know if we would break an egg. Otherwise. Egg ball, are you, where's your eyes? Everywhere? You're not looking at the stuff. I'm looking straight ahead. I'm looking straight ahead, but then I, I kind of look at it when I, when I throw it. Okay. Egg. Egg, egg ball. Ball ball. Ball. Ball. Ball switch. I keep hitting. I keep hitting each other. Ball. Egg. Oh. All right. We're tied. Egg, egg ball. Egg ball. Egg. What here? I mean, I've done the thing that's not as bad. I've, I've thrown the ball off the ball. Yeah. Almost bounced the egg a couple of times, but that's not, that's egg ball. Egg ball. Egg ball switch. Why do I keep hitting each other? Egg. Ball. Egg ball. Egg ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Egg. Egg. You guys are saying good. I'm trying. Cheesy. You wanna try? I'll try. Maybe you're better. Okay. Ready? Yep. Egg. Egg. Egg egg. Ball Ball, ball ball, egg ball, egg, egg ball, egg ball, ball, switch, egg. Got him. Got him first one there. Uh, and I knew at the moment it left my hand. Okay. So this does work. That's good. Just took a while. Okay. Yeah. And, and, um, okay. And we'll, you know what, we'll eat these eggs. We'll eat 'em. Don't you worry. We're eating them. Wait, wait. You wanna try? You wanna still do it? You wanna try rut? Yeah. I'm gonna, I'm gonna see if I can get you Okay. Ball, egg ball. Oh. Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's wrong. Ball. Egg switch. Switch ball. Switch. Egg. Egg ball. Egg, egg. Egg ball. Switch. Switch. Egg, egg, egg. Happier egg ball Ball. Egg switch. Switch ball. Egg. What? Switch ball. Egg. Switch ball. Egg ball. Egg. Paul. Oh the egg's leaking. Get a new here. Get a new egg. New egg. So I guess I technically have lost another egg. Ball ball. Ball switch. Egg ball, ball, egg. Switch. Switch. Switch ball, egg. Egg ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball ball. Switch, egg. Switch. Ball. Egg. Egg. Ball. Ball, egg. Switch ball. Ball, switch ball, egg, egg ball. Switch, swatch switch, switch. Forward backwards. Switch, egg. I can't get him. Okay. All right. Here you go. I'm gonna get you now. Okay. I'm gonna get you. Okay. I beg, let, let's, let's try it. Let's try it. Standing. What? Oh, I do wonder if this makes it harder. Okay. Alright. Okay. Oh, you're gonna bounce the whole ball. They had, they were doing it on the table. Oh really? They were standing, but doing it on the table. I don't know. Do it standing by there and see what happens because then the egg will be funnier. Ready? Egg, egg. Egg ball. Ball ball. Switch. Egg. Egg ball. Egg ball, egg. God dang it. Ball switch. Switch ball, egg ball, ball ball, egg, egg, egg, switch, ball, egg. I mean, it is a bunch of that. Uh, this isn't, this, this isn't as hard as because it takes too, it takes too long. So stand up and do it there. Do we, do we need to add another thing? A third thing? Uh, with your mouth? Yeah. Like, um, yeah, pop. Um, it's like pop it, spin. Pop. Oh, spin. That's a little dog. Doglike. Hip thrust, what's something you wanna do with an egg? Um, look, this one's, this one's cracked. You want a new egg? Um, I'm trying to think. We're trying to improve on a TikTok game. That's impossible. My nose is running. Oh, I forgot to tell you. 'cause I, I do the nutty pot sometimes for the rest of the day. Anytime you bend down, pick anything up. Yes. You will have water pouring outta your nose. Just coming out. It's nice though, isn't it? Stuff is just coming out. What do you mean it's nice out? It just feels like refreshing. I give up on this game. I mean, I got fooled once, but pull me once. You know what they say? Well, let's then let's juggle. Or you wanted, we could do a, um, we can't juggle. Let's, let's teach ourselves to juggle. No, we're not gonna teach ourselves to juggle. I'll tell you about a dream I had. Okay. Uh, it was one of, this may be the most disturbing dream I've ever had. Oh, great. Buckle up. And, uh, I've definitely had plenty. I don't know how, and I don't know who you sure you wanna tell this, but, and I'm sure that some psychologist or just any random person in the comments can tell me that this means something embarrassing or revealing. But I'm gonna tell you anyway. I'll Google it. Um, my I member, oh God, okay, was, um, just chopped off. And not at the, like in the middle of it. Mm. Like I, I remember looking down and like half of it was on the ground. Like you weren't, you didn't dream the action, you weren't there for, but the aftermath, I don't remember that all. All I remember is, I mean, I guess I was pants less because I, I remember the thud, the thunder's thud. And I'm sorry guys. Um, I dreamt this though, and I picked it up. I picked it up quick. You know how it's just like, well, if I, you got to, it's like 15 second rule. If you know, uh, you know, may I, maybe this will help somebody, you know, 15 second rule. Just pick it up quick, figure out later. Where's the 15 second rule from? Well, I mean, chances of survival for it. And I, I, I scooped it up and I immediately just put it, I'm not gonna do any motions, but I, uh, put it back on. Okay. 'cause it was a dream. And you can do that. Well, I held it back where it needed to be. What kind of, what did it fall on the floor? It's from dirt and then it was like, yeah, it was like, um, you know, it was, I don't remember, but it was like asphalt concrete. Okay. So, I mean, I picked it up and then I just. I just held it and I said to myself, I think maybe out loud, I was like, eh, this is, it's gonna be okay. Yeah, right. I'm just gonna, it'll grow back together. I mean, if I hold it together then, you know, it'll, I thought it was like a lizard tail or something. Okay, this could mean six different things. You want me to tell you all six? You tell me what it is. Oh, I'm not done. Oh. Oh. I am kind of done, but I wa I walked around just holding that, uh, just holding it together and just telling myself, okay, hold on. Let me put that part on. It's gonna be okay. I mean, on my Google, it's gonna be okay. Is what I said to myself. I was like, I, they'll be able to do the reconnections. And did you think about Bob? And it didn't hurt? Not in my dream. I mean, it You knew about that, right? There was no pain. I say when I say John Wayne Bobbit. Lorena Bobbitt. That doesn't mean anything to y'all. When we were kids, there was a famous case of Lorena Bobbitt cutting off her man's member while he was sleeping, while he was asleep. And it was like a huge deal. We, it's the only thing we talked about at school, and I don't, for like 18 months, I think it was like a revenge thing. I don't know. He, I don't know if he deserved it or not, but he may have. He did. Yeah. So what did he do? Oh, it was sad. Well, let's not, let's just say, okay, he did something bad. I, I what I feel, if you look into it, you might find that he did, might think, he has provided me with some key questions for self-reflection that I'll ask you now. What emotions did you feel during the dream scaredness? I felt like just don't panic. Smooth it over, hold it together. Just hold it together. Like literally just hold it together. That's gotta be it. I think who might have mentioned this, but who was involved? In the dream. Were you alone? Uh, me and Willie. That's the name of this. Nobody else was there. Yeah. Okay. At least I don't know who, maybe I did it. Here. Here I'm gonna give you three options for chopping your penis off and three options for holding it in place. Holding it in place. Yeah. There's are two separate. There's two separate meetings. I've never had this dream before. Okay. And I don't plan on having it again. It could either be loss of power slash control. Yep. Uh uh Did having it be severed may indicate you feel significant loss of control or influence in your life? Mm-hmm. It could be anxiety and insecurity. A manifestation of deep-seated insecurities or fears about your performance, sexual or otherwise? Oh, something you need to tell us. Not that it ain't that, uh, fear of punishment, uh, uh, for certain actions or thoughts or, oh, sorry. And holding it in place. Yeah. Could be your attempt to regain control. Uh, your denial or refusal to let go or your integration of self definitely was not gonna let go. What was the last one? Integration of self. Now it didn't interpreters about it yourself. What about all of it of self? It wasn't all of it, it was just, I Googled. What does a dream about getting your penis chopped and then holding it in place mean? Do you think I should put any qualifiers in that half of it? Okay. Hold on. Only half of it. So I, I lost, I lost half. It's full control. It's just half control. I lost a little bit of control. I lost 50% of my control. I still have plenty of control. I'm sorry to say that, that adding the half part, the, uh, thing about sexual performance is now at the top of the list of possibilities. Yeah. Uh, if it was that, do you think I'd be sharing the dream? No, I didn't get any different, different stuff than what I, than what I read to you. The fact that, I mean, you don't feel pain in a dream. It was all conceptual, but definitely it was telling and I was like, it's gonna be okay. Which clearly it wasn't gonna be okay. Did you wake up from it holding it? Uh, good question because that's a wake up from a dream situation I think. I don't remember waking up. I mean, I always have controlled dreams. That's, that's always been my thing. This is nothing new, but, um, yeah, maybe I was, maybe I was pinching it in my sleep or something. You got, you got a little knot in it. Oh, actually that is the other option. Is that accidentally you were just pinching it and you're slowly I think I was just pinching it. Yeah, just pinching it. If you're pinching it in your sleep, you might think you gets cut off in it, you know? Did you guys watch all of the chair company? Yes. Okay. Do you remember? Yes. There's a scene where he's sitting with, uh, his coworker and they both have muffins in front of them, and he's like, does your muffin have any chocolate chips? And she goes, I don't know. And she flattens her entire muffin out with her hands and then goes, no, it doesn't have any chocolate chips. Yes. I had a dream. I don't remember that, where my dead grandmother, I don't know where I was. I turned and my dead grandmother was sitting with a muffin in front of her and I started sobbing and woke up, woke myself up sobbing. Dreams are so crazy. Wow. Was she smooshing the muffin? She wasn't yet smooshing the muffin. Was about to. But I knew she was about, knew immediately. I knew it didn't have chocolate chips in. Right, right. You got that. Yeah. That was the same muffin. Man, and we gotta get back into remembering our dreams. There was a moment there where we were actually like trying to like write 'em down and stuff, so I lost for so long I lost half my penis and you smooshed your muffin. What am I gonna do? Join my dad, Charles, and me as we talk all things under the sun in our latest episode of Dispatches From Myrtle Beach. And oh my goodness, uh, hello. A father or, well, I don't know. Uh, I feel like this is how I should talk given this is how I now.