Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: wHFWPz2vE7k
Episode Post Date: February 17, 2026
Episode Number: 2982
Transcript
Can we guess terrible definition gifts? Welcome to Good Mythical More. Let's have some fun. Explain how the fun will be had. You know, those gifts that have something written on them. A word in the definition, but the definition is some cute little way. Uh, it's like mom, a mom. Is the person that you, you, you suckle, you suckle them when you're young and then they suckle you when you're old. I don't, I, you know, you know something, you know something like that. He's not, he's not a writer. Not a writer. Okay. It's, it's like the knickknack version of the rental home decor. Yeah. It's like just, it's. Textual decoration, but on knickknacks. And then you give it to that person as definitions and, um, we got some censorship happening here. Mm-hmm. Yes. Love that. Mm-hmm. You're gonna have to guess, uh, what is being defined. Okay. And maybe some, some, some reversals. Who knows? So this candle from Kini. Kundalini, is that Sexy Candles? Yeah. Sexy candle. It's a big name up there, but not too big. A blank is that one special person who knows all your secrets, shares all your laughs and sticks by your side through thick and thin, making life's ups and downs, a little less bumpy and a lot more fun. It can't be as simple as friend. We're leading with a more straightforward one, but friend isn't a fun like, you know, way to say this thing. So because nothing I read was fun, the all the funds in the term. I guess, but it's not that fun. Shares your last sticks by your side through thick and thin and makes, what do you think someone who would, um, own a therapist? What? A therapist. No, but like knows all your secrets. But these are, these are gifts shares all your last, so like you said, friend, but I said that it wasn't. Yeah, that's not the word that's used. So you had to put yourself in the mindset of someone who would give and or receive this candle who would call their friend something wife fam. You say white wife? Oh, a fam is that one special person who knows all your secret. Okay, buddy, you're more on the, you're okay. That's what I'm asking for. I'm asking for slang territory. Pow. You think people who would gift and own this candle would say buddy and pal? Um, no. Um, what about, um, bestie? Huh? You did it? Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Uh, bestie is that one person who knows all your secrets. Okay. This one's a bit. Vanilla. I bet the candle is just vanilla smelling. I have been told as well that the name of the brand that you pointed out the website for, they have misspelled on this particular candle and we've gone to the website and looked at all their other candles, and it is only a typo that we can find on this particular, so how is it supposed to be spelled with it LE, the way it's spelled in the credit? Is correct. Oh, CAN can instead of a e on the end of candle, it's INI. Well, somebody's getting fired. Whoops. Caning e. Okay, what? Okay, you get, you get the vibes now. You get the vibes. Okay, let's see the next one. Like a sister only cooler, she also best friend for life, like a roommate. Like a sister only cooler. Like what about young aunt like you? You know how, you know how if, if you are a first born and then you get married and have a child, but then your mom still has a child and then your child and that child. It's when know each other. It's when your grandma has a baby. When your grandma has a baby and you have a, and you are the baby. And you are the baby. It's when your grandma has a baby and you are a baby. That's what it is. So, right. That is the cool aunt. Who's your, who's the same age as you? Sometimes they can be, sometimes they can be younger. What's like a sister but only cooler? Um, like a cashier maybe. I don't know. Like what's cooler than a sister? Cooler than like they get a disc wherever they work. You get a discount. You get a discount with a sister. No. With what? How about just brother? Ah, there you go. Like a sister. Only cooler. Yeah. Uh, um. I love the idea of cashier glasses or roommate glasses, you know, but no, this is, it's a way that I guess certain people would say the word sister in a way that they think is cute enough to put on a glass sister. Keep going down both those routes. Sissy cyst, cyst. Cyst. Um. Cyst glasses. Girl, sibling girl. Keep going down the, when you think of a sister, sissy, I said it suit. Si. Set. Keep going. Keep going. On the sister train. I don't know how to lead you here. I don't know if you'd ever get here like a, like a sister. Only cooler. It's a way to say sister. That would never come naturally to you, and I don't think I've ever uttered in my entire life, sister. I would never say that. It was hard to say. It's my sister. I didn't do it. My sister did it. You're such a shyster. I moved the entire, uh, so it's not that, okay. It's replacing the give us course eye. It's replacing the I and faster Sister, sister. Okay, you're going in the vowels, and that's a great direction to go. You have not gone to the vowel. I'd need softer susters. Oh, ssa. Er ser sear. Now put that sound at the top of the word. The E part Sea Stir. This is a word that people say Sea stir Sears Stir, and it says, she's my Sears Stir. You're adding a letter. She's like a sea. She's like a sister. Only cool. Am I seriouser? I don't understand your instruction. Yeah, we don't understand. Okay, let's just look at it. It's seester. She's my sea stir. Sea stir. What? What? Does anybody get this? No. Yeah, that's printed on the glass. Yeah, sadly. And then you buy seester glasses. Oh man. I'm not getting this. I'm not buying this. Okay. I think you'll get, I think this next one you will get, you both have experienced this next one. A high speed, reckless, frantic, exhilarating, and completely unstop. Unstoppable dog run may involve damage to property. An outward show of inner complete inner happiness. What a high speed, reckless, frantic, exhilarating, and completely unstoppable dog around Oh, oh, uh, zoomies. Hey. Oh. May involve damage to property. Sometimes they come easy. So this is a framed poster. Yeah. I guess if you were a dog groomer. Yep. A vet. Mm-hmm. Yep. Then an outward show of complete inner happiness. Okay. Yep. Okay. Sean will get the zoomies and he gets the, our living room, you know, has like a couple of steps up to the rest of the house. Mm-hmm. He, he goes in a circle from the living room into, uh, like the entry area and like jumps up on the couch and then comes back down, then jumps on the couch. And I would say once he gets into this figure eight that he's doing, there is a. 50% chance that every time he goes up the stairs, he will just run right into one of the stairs. Like, like he just, like, he just miscalculates it. His legs are too short and just boom. And he like, and then he just keeps going and he goes around, he bounces off his stair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or, or he just completely wipes out and falls down. Wow. Yeah. He hasn't figured it out. They gotta have hard heads. Those dogs. Yeah. Does the same thing. My doesn't agree. Uh, if I let 'em out in the front grass. That's the only place we have grass. They'll do, Jade would do a zoomy zoomy circle. They don't zoomie in the house. Uh, very rarely they'll, they'll fight and zoom after each other, and the cat will certainly do that. It's, it's like the cat will be perched on something and all of a sudden just like rocket somewhere else and then like, stop. And there'll be nothing there. Nothing there. It's just like, it's almost like time warped to another place and they're like, well, nothing's here. Time warped somewhere else. You know? Do they do something not time warp space war. Do after they eat, do they have like a, my dogs have like a celebration? No, after they eat, my dogs don't finish eating. It's their food there. They leave the food. Shawn and Barbara, then they'll just come back later. Well, Shawn especially celebrates when it's time. To eat. In fact, this morning he did a little dance, like he gets up on his, as you're, as you're walking the food to his bowl, he gets up on his back legs and he kind of like, really? Yeah, he does a little thing like he is, he's, I love the breakfast. The thing is, is that get me the breakfast, Barbara is the food motivated one that will like jump up and get food off of a table or whatever. And in fact last night she went into Locke's room. Which isn't Locke's room anymore, but he was there recently. So there's a, uh, diet Dr. Pepper like can on the ground, and she's like got, she's got her head down and she's licking into the can, which inevitably that's when they, she cuts her tongue every time. Yeah. And then, and then I look at her and she's like, going like this, and there's like blood coming outta her, outta her. This is what she does. She's like, I don't even care. I, I love the taste of Dr. Pepper so much that I'm just gonna sit here and, and lick an empty can. Um, but Sean is the one that gets, she, Barbara doesn't dance for her food in the morning. Only Sean does that. No, my dogs celebrate If it's a really good, they get the same thing to eat every day. But if it's a really good day for them, I don't know what constitutes that. They'll. Fling themselves on their backs, and then smoosh wiggle around in their backs. Wow. On the, on the rug. Yeah. It feels like it's, you know, meant for me and how well I made their right. And it makes you feel good. Yeah. You feel like a hero. You're like, yeah, yeah. Look what I did for you. Yeah. Oh, this mug. This mug. Maybe you've seen, uh, in your, in your. Mm, professional Lives. Dad, an expert at solving problems. No one really realize existed using methods nobody else understands. Magician Wizard with two Z's. Superhero Ninja. It's not Dad, no. Daddy pops, grandpa. Using methods nobody else understands. Selene said that the things my dog dogs, the celebration my dog does is called a contentment ceremony. Oh, I thought they were, she was gonna say that. They've got problems that you need to have a dress. Yeah, they're baggages. A content, a contentment ceremony. Ceremony. Huh? They're conducting new ceremonies for, yeah, it's a ritual. We all, we all need more of that in our lives. Oh God. Summoning the food, God, to please them again. Does anybody have any footage of cats doing contentment ceremonies? Happy dance. Oh, Brittany's cat does a happy dance. Okay. All right. I mean, I, listen, I'm willing to be proven wrong. Yeah. Um, she said a bad word that you should not talk blank about cats. I'm not. I'm just asking questions. She said, Hmm. And this is not dad. This is something that you were realize previously. Well, they misspelled wizard, so we're already off on the wrong foot here. Something We were Oh God. Something we wore previously. Yeah. Um, virgins. Versions. An expert at solving problems and no one realize existed. Engineers, engineer A. There you go. Engineers. Yeah, engineer. Engineer. Using methods no one else understands. You can't misspell wizard on an engineer bug. No, you can't do that. Next one. A highly skilled worker and artist, miracle worker with magic. Oh, highly skilled. Will you read this one? A highly skilled miracle worker, an artist with magical hands who is not only a master of color, spelled with a u style and creativity, but also has the patience of a saint. Someone not capitalize as someone who inspires, encourages and supports with the power to completely transform a mood and turn any frown upside down. See also a therapist, confidant, saint friend. Mm-hmm. Okay, so this is, uh, I'm gonna say. See, mom, what a master of color. If your mom paints not only a master of color, style, and creativity, patience of a saint who's a mess, color, and style stylist, uh, more specifically, um. A more specific stylist. Mm-hmm. Hairstylist. There you go. Oh, you can hear hairstylist, your hairstylist. Hopefully they don't see, so you can put this as a dog groomer too. All right? Mm-hmm. Which, so when you would put this up in your, your hairstyling shop Do Yeah. Do you think that that is a real shadow of a plant? I mean, I hope so. I think that's fake. I think that is a technique to make this feel like it's actually hanging in a room. Mm-hmm. But it's clearly not. Mm-hmm. That is what it is. I believe. That's so interesting. Yeah, it's deceptive. Remember that graphics? Put a little, put a little fern shadow on something. Put a little foliage, dapple, getting asked where you get your protein like 20 times a day. Short one thick. What? Where do you get your protein Thick. With two seeds. What? Why do you, who, why do you ask someone where they get their protein anyway? Because they're a, oh, muscular vegan. There you go. Oh, it would be kind of cool if you're, if Mug and glass collection, you had one of each of these ridiculous definition mugs. That'd be quirky. Yeah, that quirky. That That'd be quirky. He'd always give, it gives you something to talk. abouta.com. Where'd he get your protein 20 times a day or is it, where do you get your protein? 20 times a day. Mm-hmm. What is it? What is it really? Like 20 people asking you. You're really popular and extroverted. Vegan. Mm-hmm. Also going through menopause apparently. Yep. I see that. I can look at the knuckles and tell, yeah, it's the pinky. Yep. What? Uh, look, you heard me? Yeah. You If when a woman holds a mug like that, when the pinky starts to curl, the last pinky is curling curl. That means she's in, she's in the midst of menopause. She's going through menopause, huh? Okay. This the last one. You've gotten very good at this, the annoying thing in between sleep and Netflix life. Daytime, close work. There you go. Work. What a great existence. 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