YouTube Video ID: 8ZWm-ZG-pOU
Episode Post Date: February 18, 2026
GMM Episode Number: 2983
Transcript
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I'm sorry that we put it in these terms. It's time for Menu Mashup, Pizza Hut Meets Jollibee Edition. Okay boys, you're going to taste a Pizza Hut forward dish with Jollibee ingredients and a Jollibee forward dish with Pizza Hut ingredients to decide which belongs on the ultimate Jolli Hut mashup menu. First up. Jolli Hut. You have. Already got a name. Palabok Fiesta Cheese Sticks versus Buffalo Chicken Wing Adobo Rice. What. This is, this looks a bit strange, but I'm here for it. Okay. So the dish you're digging into right now is Pizza Hut cheese sticks topped with shrimp, crushed pork rinds, and sliced hard boiled eggs. And it's nutty too, there's like. It is nutty man. Peanuts. I can't believe they did it. I'm trying to get to the I, I wanna pull mine apart 'cause this is the bite that I want. It has everything in it. Hmm, that's good. You can get all that Jollibee. And it's typically over noodles, all of this stuff. It's overwhelming, I wouldn't wanna drive around with this. I took a huge bite. I take a couple of hard lefts and it would all fall off. You're a shrimp guy though. I like shrimp on pizza. That's what's happening here. Shrimp, hard boiled eggs. I like all this stuff. It's just not really coming together and I think that the garlicness of the bread is just so overwhelming. It's kind of crazy. And what's this ground meat? There is pork sausage in addition to the the rinds and the shrimp. I like that, and I feel like I would just like to eat that. It's not that I don't like it. It is just that. It's a combination. It seems, it seems very homemade. Combination. We're gonna close it back up. This one looks like a one thing. Okay, this is Jollibee White Rice that is stir fried with de-boned and shredded buffalo chicken and tossed in a Buffalo Ranch. Buffalo Ranch. A Buffalo Rice. Okay. I'm making a mess and I'm giving it to you. I think maybe this could be good. Oh yeah. Mm-hmm. It's simple. Oh, I'm getting a spoon for this. Easily understood by my mouth. Upgrading to the spoon. And my brain. I'm gonna go back to this just because I'm hungry, but. Oh yeah. Get yourself a spoon and get that. Buffalo chicken fried rice. Yes. Okay. It's gotta be this one. Yeah. And that chicken is, I mean, that chicken is, is good. I don't know which restaurant to apologize to. Maybe neither. Uh. We're sitting here, we're, I mean, they're making love. Everybody's happy. And are these gonna be the kind of one that you go into and there's two restaurants in, in one. Like what does Pizza Hut, what does Pizza Hut usually get in with? A Taco Bell, sometimes? Does that happen? Mm-hmm. Remember those? Uh, it is Taco Bell and yes. They'll throw A&W in there sometimes too. Oh, yeah. What the, the reason why this is so great is because it takes something from Pizza Hut that is kind of borderline, maybe you don't want it. They're, they're really soft, hot wings. And puts it into rice. It puts it in something and it becomes perfect. This elevates Pizza Hut on the back of Jollibee. So, uh, that means that our preference is Buffalo Chicken Wing Adobo Rice. Up next you have Oven Baked Burger Steak Pasta versus a Pesto Margarita Cheesy Jolly Dog. So, on the pasta side, it's basically pizza hut baked pasta mixed with Jollibee burger steak. So it's rice noodles, slathered in a mushroom gravy sauce and ground beef, and then baked. They have a hamburger steak, I mean. It's just hamburger patties with gravy. Well, that's. Mushroom gravy. That's all hamburger steak is. Yeah, and then you just. I just didn't know that they were doing that at fast food restaurants these days. And you can get it like a side dude. You can get fried chicken, and then gravy burger, and then spaghetti. I feel like I just. Then you get over to Jolli, Jollibee. I've been sleeping, I've been sleeping on Jollibee. And that's too much pasta and I want that big of a pasta bite. So, I mean, Pizza Huts doing the bacon, basically, but Jollibee is still doing the heavy lifting over here. Just a thin grilled beef patty. Mm-hmm. That's, that's such a winner with, I mean, where else can you get just a gravy covered beef patty? I'm going just for that. Okay man. It's gonna be hard to beat. You get that and fried chicken at the same fast food place. Well, you can't get any of this at either of the places, but yes, you could get the, the, uh. Well, you can get hamburger steak. Jollibee Burger steak. Yeah. This is really just opening my eyes. This is just a new Jollibee experience for you. Mm-hmm. Um, okay. On the hot dog side, it's basically a Jollibee Jolly Dog meets a Pizza Hut Pesto Margarita Pizza. So you have a garlic Parmesan toasted bun with Italian sausage topped with creamy pesto sauce, mozzarella cheese, and marinara sauce. S so a hot dog with pesto pizza toppings, but then the hot dog was replaced with an Italian sausage that nobody has. I, if you wanna put it that way. So we gotta get, we gotta get Italian sausage from the third place. That means we're gonna have to convince them to. Yep. Put this on the menu. Very pesto-y. Definitely works really well with the Italian sausage. Yeah. That's very tasty. Better than if it was just a hot dog. But it's not hamburger steak. I mean, I'm just coming back to this. I don't know, this is. It's, it's very good. Yeah. I mean, I, I, I understand how good it is. I mean, we just, we just love gravy, mushroom gravy. I don't care what kind of noodle it is, and it doesn't matter. This is, this has gotta win. Okay. So we are putting on this menu that will probably never actually exist except right now. Oven Baked Burger Steak Pasta. Up next you have a Jolly Spaghetti Stuffed Crust Pizza versus Supreme Pizza Chicken Joy. What? So on the pizza side, it's basically Pizza Hut stuffed crust pizza meets Jollibee Jolly Spaghetti. So it's a, Pizza Hut Pizza topped with Jollibee's banana ketchup, shredded cheddar cheese, and sliced hot dogs with cooked spaghetti stuffed into the crust. It looks like stock photo pizza, you know, like. Very fake. Like it would be an emoji. Very bright. Very sweet, woo. I'm gonna need to bite this crust so I can get my noodles out of the, out of the inside of there. It's sweet and salty though. I kinda like it. Who's putting pasta in, uh, crust these days? Nobody. This feels like girlfriend's first pizza or something. Girlfriend's? Mm-hmm. Like you're, you're dating this girl and, she doesn't cook and she wants to make you pizza. No. Girlfriend's first pizza. I thought you were making a reference to something that I didn't know about, like a meme. Oh, I don't know that. Maybe you'll get lucky and make it. I, kinda like girl dinner or something. Mm-hmm. Yeah. This is girlfriend's first pizza. Not, and it, and you can't say how bad it is. So I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I don't think it's horrible. I think that the double carb on the, uh, the, uh, crust is unnecessary, but hot dogs on pizza. I'm not complaining about that. And I like banana ketchup, but I'll close it back up 'cause this looks a little bit more interesting. Okay, on the other side, it's basically Jollibee Chicken Joy meets Pizza Hut Supreme Pizza. So you have Jollibee chicken joy chicken drumsticks, brined and boiled Italian sausage and pepperoni water, and coated in. Pepperoni. Flour slash corn starch mixture, seasoned with the dehydrated mushrooms, onions, and bell peppers. So it's like deep fried pizza chicken. It's like twice. Twice fried. Fried brine fried. It's like girlfriend's first chicken. It could be. Um, Jollibee chicken is good. Very juicy. What, but this, this rub that we got going on here. Huh? Is strange. Uh, yeah. I mean this is definitely maybe her second or third chicken. Um, but, uh. Girlfriend's second or third chicken. I can taste the, um, the, the pizza bits in the blackness. I mean, you could do that thing where you take a picture of something and make it into an emoji. You can do that now. Make it into a little. A sticker? Yeah. You could do that with this. Think about the fun you'd have with that. This has taken like the best thing that each place has to offer and completely ruined it. I mean, sometimes you gotta just try things. Right. We're choosing the pizza because we've given it a good name. Mm-hmm. And as we all know, it's all about marketing. So we're choosing Girlfriend's First Pizza. One of the things people love about being third degree members of the Mythical Society is that they get access to all these cool collectibles, quarterly collectibles that we release. And then people see me and they're like, oh, I wish I could get those. Well, you know what? We're opening up the vault. You can now access 10 of the previous collectibles. Okay, we've got deep discounts on all of that, but you gotta be a third degree member, so we've got the entire comic book collection, we got. Records. Action figures, the vinyls. There's more where that came from. Go over to MythicalSociety.com/vault to see what we got. Get it. Now, can I acknowledge something? I just wanna acknowledge for a moment. That maybe things went a little bit south in that last round. No, it got a little bit down on the girlfriend pizza and, uh, sorry I said it that way. Well, now that I, now that I'm thinking about that. Things have turned around suddenly. I was just going to say that, you know what, we want to show you how two professional food dudes on the internet can, can, can experience food in a way that is inspiring and enjoyable and makes you feel good about your life. I'm not changing anything. Okay. I didn't like the pizza. Okay, well, it's dessert. Should I change? I'm changing. I'll change, I'll change it up to the both of us. Get sweet. Get sweet, it's dessert time. You have ube peach mango cinnamon rolls versus icing pie. Can you believe it? On the cinnamon roll side, it's basically Pizza Hut cinnamon rolls meets Jollibee ube pie and peach mango pie. Uh, it's a cinnamon roll with, uh, pretty purple ube flavored dough with a peach filling. Don't stain me. Topped with golden mango icing. So you, what are the chances that I wore purple? Don't stain me. I'm, I'm not gonna stain you. I already did all that, man. So, ooh, I'm giving you two. I already did it. I'm giving you the. I'm keeping it light. You're about to drip your little icing in my lap. I don't want your icing in my lap. You know what? I bet you by the time we get to More, we'll be really cooperative and we'll be, and we'll be really kind to each other. Mm-hmm. And this is not gonna continue to go south. Oh, look at the inside and look at my shirt. Tell me what ube is again. It's like a sweet potato basically, but it, but, but it's purple. This isn't bad. Oh, it's great. You mean to say. Um. You mean to say it's great? I mean, it's, it's hefty. He meant to say it's great. It's very dense. I like it, not just because I dressed for it. Um. Now this thing is heavy, talk about dense. Okay, you guys like pie. So this is a Jollibee pie crusted with cinnamon sugar and filled with cinnamon roll icing. Okay. Pizza Hut. So it would typically be mango. Yeah, they have ube. Like a mango turnover. A peach mango. You want to cut this in half or? Oh, don't ruin it. Don't ruin my girlfriend's pie. I'm giving you the um, the, the, the bigger half. Nothing in here, but. Keep walking right into it, I'm sorry. Cinnabon icing. Well, not Cinnabon, we haven't brought Cinnabon into this episode. Yeah, it's like a food court, bro. Okay. Pizza Hut has their own cinnamon roll. Icing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh God. Oh God. Look it. Oh my God, it actually is Cinnabon because Cinnabon does Pizza Huts cinnamon rolls. Fine. Oh man. We're bringing them in. See. Man. My, my favorite part of cinnamon rolls is the icing. It's complete opposite of what I think of cake. God. If, if cinnamon roll icing was on cake, I would love cake icing. Can a pie be too creamy? This is the, no, this is the best dude. I don't think so. I don't think so. Me neither. I love it. I take my finger and I just make sure that there's none left. This is the creamiest pie. This is the creamiest pie I've ever had. In the container that comes with your cinnamon roll. I, I twiddle my finger in it. Hmm. Hmm. Okay, well. This is the winner. Yeah. I mean, there's no contest here. It's not purple though. Um, I didn't even hold it up next to my shirt before I ate it. Um hmm. Yeah, that was, that's great, I mean. We made a whole menu now. Okay, so we are choosing the icing pie. Yes. Well, there you have it. We have assembled a full menu. Now we just need some investors starting with your girlfriend. I think my takeaway is, get the gravy burger from Jollibee. I don't think that's what it's called. Oh, that's what I'm gonna do. I think it's called the Burger Steak. Yeah. That. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. I'm Austin. And I'm Lauren. And we just celebrated her 30th birthday with a Good Mythical Morning themed birthday party, and. It's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Woo. Whole crew. Yeah, y'all get it. Thirty. Uh, would you like some unsolicited advice, Tim and Tom? They wanna know if they should name their daughter Laura or Lauren. Oh, Lauren. Great name. One of my faves. Right. Lauren? It is a little longer though. Laura, you hate it, right? Right, you hate Laura. I, I wouldn't say I hate Laura, but yeah, I kind of do. Yeah. Just as a name, not as a person. I'm not thinking of anybody in particular. Right, I'm not even. Click the top link to watch us play video games with toilet paper in Good Mythical More. The vault is open. 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