Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: NKc2KMxJrHY
Episode Post Date: February 18, 2026
Episode Number: 2983
Transcript
We can play video games with a roll of toilet paper. Welcome to Good Mythical More. Apparently you can play at least this video game with toilet paper. I think this is our kind of video game. If you put the um, the switch remote in there, what's the name of this game? I'm toilet paper. Is that it? The toilet paper. The toilet paper. Would you like to go first? Yeah. So this is the game board. Just what you have right here is the game board. Okay? And, uh, I'm going to select it for you. Am I select, oh, I'm moving the whole screen. Okay. I'm hitting, I'm hitting that. Select what is, what is not, what is not happening? What am I not doing wrong? Hit hit. Okay. Well I'm, oh look. Oh, his pants are down and, oh, no toilet. Oh, he doesn't have toilet paper. Toilet paper. That's a problem's upset. You gotta get it to him. Okay. And this is where it's at. Okay. Okay. So if I go that way, oh look, it is crazy, man. Whoa. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoop. Okay. Alright. I just lost the toilet paper. Oh. But I won, I think because there was no obstacles. All right, let me try again. Uh, we're going to do that again, right? Let me do that again. 'cause I didn't, uh, how do I get back? I gotta actually see, I gotta see what my fidelity is. Well, I wanna get back to room one again. Oh. And if I hold, oh, I don't want this. We're, we're going to stage select because I want to do the intro one more time. Yeah, we gotta get back to this one. I think if I hold it right here, I can see the screen and I can see the toilet paper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then that, that's great. I'm like seeing you're leaning real hard, just so you know. I'm seeing both. Doing both at the same time. Lean slight. You need to reset it right now, your position. Okay. So get into the middle and I'll reset it for you. Will it like set it or should it be on the left? Put it. You can put it in the middle. Put it in the middle. Put it in the middle. Yeah. And now I'm gonna do position reset. POSI thought meant something else. Okay. Get it lined up like that. Yeah. Yep. Here we go. Okay. All right. And you're ready to resume? Yes. See? There you go. There you go. Here we go. And now, whoa, whoop. See, I'm, I'm going so hard with it. Yeah, go. Easy, easy, easy, easy. Yes. Yes. Oh, he got it. He got it. All right. Now you try. Okay. And I'll give you instruction even though we're, we're not doing any commentary on what we're seeing, this white tear, the fact it was there before he caught the, like, was what, what kind of, what was happening? It was sad Tears. Now it's happy tears. I am Oh, he cried when he saw that he didn't have the toilet paper. Yep. Okay. And then now he's saying. Get you. Okay. Just wanted to, did now hit the plus button. I'll help you hit the plus button 'cause that's too hard for me. I don't wanna start there. Plus button stage, select. Yes. Now go back to one. Okay. Okay, here we go. You can, we know what happens. He, he, he wants his toilet up paper. He caught him with his pants down. You can skip it. Okay. Okay. I know you're counting on me, Mr. Mann. Oh, give it a shot. Does this need to be reset to the middle? I think so. Just try. I can tell it's not in the middle. Oh yeah. All right. Now we're good. All right, so here we go. Resume is Plus move to the left and then it'll, it'll catch up with it. There you go. Now you're good. Oh, oh, oh, that. Oh, there, he gets it. I learned it from you, man. Get you next stage. Okay. I'm going straight to the next stage. All right, so build on this Now. Here he is again taking a, oh, no dump. Okay. And there's no freaking, oh, God. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was, I was moving. Way too fast. Moving way too fast. Okay. And it sliced it in half big time. Oh, that, that it's not a race. Well, I'm not trying to move that fast. I think he's Oh, it it look, I mean, look what? It's hardly moving at all on this thing. See if you can get it to stop. There you go. I get it to go that way. It stop, stop, stop, stop. Stay. Stay, stay. Stay, stay, stay. Oh yeah. 'cause it goes down there. Oh, oh. Back. Oh my goodness. Okay. Oh yeah. Yeah. His butt's gonna get clean. Go, go, go, go to the left. And now you, you're smooth sailing. You're smooth sailing. And now Yep. Go all the way over there. Look at him. Oh no. He can't bend, bend over. Alright, you, you, you do it. My arms are tired. You can't, I mean, I, uh, I gotta so close. Just reach for it, brother. I know you don't want to stand up. Just reach for it. Last thing you wanna do is stand up when you're taking a dump without wiping, but that's true. Bending over is fine. Okay. I think it might be in a good spot for you. Okay. I don't know about this one. It's, it just moves like crazy, man. That's gonna tell you, it just moves like crazy. Okay, I'm gonna wait for this. I'm, I'm gonna be patient. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was, that was a lot. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Whoa. And then here. Whoa, whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep going. Getting bouncy. Yes. Yeah. No, you Oh, oh, oh. I actually, oh, it's all, all four in the world and the game. Oh. Oh. Ouch. That would be easier. Well, it would be easier just holding it and just moving it just back and forth. Yeah, without even rolling it. This takes all the phone out of it, doesn't it? Like, oh, it's not gonna get me. Yes. There we go. We're gonna go back this again. I guess we gotta get, oh God. Then I'm gonna go, just wait. I'm gonna wait there. See, I'm a man of extremes, you know? Whoops. Yes. Now this is where you take it easy. Take it easy. Take it easy, because you're gonna go straight down. Nice and oh, okay. Don't take it easy there. Now you try it. Okay. We gotta get it to this man. We have to get it to this man. I mean, I've said it before. I'll say it again. Bidet is the answer. We have to get it to this man. This man needs his toilet paper. He's got turd on bottom. He needs to be cleansed. Oh, wow. Only we can cleanse his clinching. Oh, what? What are you doing Ru? You dummy. What are you doing? You dummy this man. He just toilet pooper. Oh. I need to reset to the middle. Okay. We know how to do this. Here we go. This is genius. And it encourages buying toilet paper, which, um, everybody does anyway. You know, it's like, oh, I'm, I'm already halfway ready. Okay. Oh, look at you. Look at you changing directions. I am. Now that you're getting so good at it. Oh, oh, oh, we got, uh. Uh, yes. It's, it's, that didn't help me, but it was, it was stuck. I tried to help you. It was stuck. You know what? Give me half of it. Let's try this. That'll work. Well, hold on. Why are you lifting it so high? Because I, you just kept going because I want it to go to your side. I just wanna see what would happen. Well, I, I'm trying to play the game. Okay. Okay. Just can. If you go so low that there's no way I can go lower. So you have to kind of keep your high. Yeah, we're both, if, if that's the case, say lefty and then we'll both lift up. Okay. So now you going lower. Going. So you waited, you, you did it right. When the, um, it's actually gonna be more important for, ha ha you know what it is? It is level and the only motion you make is lifting. You don't go down. So E, each person is only responsible for lifting. This is the base position. And you can only lift. If you can only lift. Then after a while we're gonna be holding it over our heads. No, no, you, you bring it back down. So you, okay, so you can't, so I, you can also bring it down. Oh yeah. I'm saying, I'm saying you never bring it past parallel, down parallel. Because you know, I understand what's parallel. This, never bring it back to this level. Hold on. But you, you understand what I'm saying? If we don't sync up, no one does. If you don't, if, if, if you're trying to treat the middle as a seesaw, that we don't actually have a fulcrum. Right. We, we've got, we've got each side of a thing. So I'm saying that like we need to be able to, like if you, so you would go up and I would just hold it still. Right. And then I, and then I would stop it. I have to stop it to catch it. And you, you're also not holding it level. So maybe hold it underneath. What do you mean level? Like you're tilting it, which direction? You're tilting it one way or another. Alright, now. And so it should be over here now. So then what? So that I, so just so we know who's initiating, I would lift, lift, lift, lift, lift, lift. And then, oh yes. What just happened? The reaction of the other guy. Is, it's so hard to anticipate. I think what it should be is that one person should, I'll just hold it, and then you just, you do every, you do all the work, you know, like in the rest of our lives. Well, that's no fun. See, I'm not doing, I'm not contributing negative or positive. There you go. That, that part, it's not, there's not enough fidelity. I'm gonna have to, yeah, I'm gonna have to help you here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We, yeah. Keep it. Yeah. Yeah. Keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it. Stay. Stay. Stay. Stay. Stay. Stay, stay, stay. And now you and to you. Two, two. Come on. I mean, it's, that's bull crap. We need it. That we need it to calibrate. Let's stay, let's keep it over here. Lift your side up. Okay, here we go. Move to last position to resume. Yeah. See now see, you see, you're not, you're not communicating. You're not communicating. It's going on. Instinct. Man, we gotta get outta here. What? What? We have to communicate. We're two different people. We're not the same person. Yeah, but put put it over there. But the words go way too slow. The words are way too slow. That's like trying to, no, now what we're doing, talk during a basketball. I'm gonna drop now. Not now. I'm gonna drop now. What? I'm just trying something. I'm gonna drop. I mean, we're so far off to the side. All right. We gotta do another, I got an idea in a second after this doesn't work. Okay. Why are you lifting lower? All right. Hold. And then when it gets to the end, be ready to stop it with your thumb. Go. Oh, sh. See, it took forever to go. You're not communicating. You're, you need to communicate. So hold, use your thumb as a backstop. Use your thumb as a backstop. Okay. Come in your way. Hold, hold. That was good. We did it. Okay. Hold, lift up. Let's both lift up. Raise up. The word will be be raised. Now we're doing, the word will be race. And now you're gonna lower. Oh gosh. It's so far off. Now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna calibrate again. This is ridiculous, man. How does it get so far off? Oh, that's what we were backwards. It was backwards. Okay. I'm gonna lower. You're fighting me. What do you want me to do? Just don't, nothing. I said I'm gonna lower. So now I'm gonna raise and you're gonna lower a little bit now. Three, two, now and back. Oh yeah. And then we're gonna stay there. Alright. We're good. We're good. Hey, don't panic. Okay. Come on, come on. Let's get, but, but you're not communicating. You're not, you, you. Hey, it's intuition, man. You, you, you, those, you have to use your words. It's happening too fast. There's no way that you can talk through, you can talk through every little step. It's gonna take too long. Alright? It's just like we have to have it your way. Let's bypass communication. Work as a team. Okay. All right. Okay. Hold on. Sit right here. Right here. And now. It's like, let's just feel out what's happening. You know what I'm saying? Just go with the flow, man. Yeah. See, see, see, see. You know what we're trying to do? This is like dancing. Do pe two people dancing the tango constantly talk to each other? No. They just look at each other's eyes. I, okay. We gotta recalibrate. Maybe it's this, we're so far off. Okay. Spin it. Just spin it. Spin it, and spin it. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Okay. And then back. And then stay. Okay. See, you're tilting it. You're being a bad boy today. What are you talking about? Tilting it? What do you mean you're, keep it there. Keep it there. I'll keep it there. Keep it there. I'll keep it there. Which side is the good side? Just test it other way. Okay. All okay. I'm still way off. Let me, let me spin it and get, oh, I can do re my own calibration. See that? See the red going away. Okay. Yeah. Alright. Three. Hold on, hold on. Hold, hold, hold on, hold on, hold on. I, I'm, I got my hands on it now. Three. No, no. Wait, wait, wait. 3, 2, 1, go. Yes, hold it. Stay, stay, stay, stay. 3, 2, 1. Go. And then stay. Hold it, then back And then come down. And then, yes. Get you. Alright. Now we have a no idea. Now we've mastered it. Idea. Let's go to the next one. Idea. Room three. He's dangerous. Woo. Put it on my back. Oh, we have got put it on my back. Okay. Okay. And, uh, so I'm gonna push on your head. No, you, I know. I don't need you. I'm doing this solo and then you're doing it. Of course you can manipulate me, but the microphone, I'll be a backstop. All right. My microphone is in the way and I cannot see. Okay. Yes. Go. What? Bow, bow, bow. Why isn't it going? Oh, what, what is, oh God. We're about to get this. Ouch. Ouch. What is happening? Why is it not moving? Why are you trying to make it harder? When, why is it not moving? We're so bad at it. Because we mastered that. You're doing great, dude. Yep. Oh my gosh. You're doing so good. Yeah, you did it rat. Yeah, you did it. Now let me do it. Let me do it. Okay. Me do. Okay. Can you see it? Yeah. Okay. Uh, well, you're gonna have to play the next stage. Sorry, buddy. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. I'm good. I'm good. I'm, I'm ready. Okay. Lemme see here. Okay. 3, 2, 1, go. You got me backwards. Backwards. Let's get it set back up. You refused to use the three. Two, one, go. It's still backwards, I think. Is it backwards? No, no, no, no. Ouch. You hit me. Hit me. You hit me. I didn't hit you. Well, you're so prone to blaming that. You're gonna say the ironing board is me. I'm not. I'm not. Same board. Alright, come on. Okay. How do you go over that? What, how, how do you get over the spine? They go down. They go down. Oh, you have to wait. Ready? Mm-hmm. You're bending a little bit too much already. Get it level. Yep. Now you're good. Yep. Yep. Uh huh. Okay. What? What are you doing? It rolled so hard, man. Okay. I'm so frustrated. I see that. Listen, you are the one who's really frustrated. You won't listen, you won't talk. You have bad ideas. Don't you love being yelled at by someone who says You are the one who's really frustrated. You've been frustrated the whole time. That's the best. Okay. I've, you frustrated me the whole time. You're frustrating me. Okay, lemme get calibrated. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I tried to stay calm and you wouldn't listen. Okay. You ready? Yeah. It's going down. They're, they're down. They're down. They're down. They're down. They're down. They're down. They're up. My neck hurts too much to do it that way. Okay. It was never my idea. Okay. How would you like to do it now? I think that we're not cooperating well today. I'm gonna do this by myself. Okay. This is what it was like to play with him as a, as a child. No, no. Don't, don't act like you are above reproach today. You didn't communicate. I didn't believe in communication in that instance. Exactly. Intuition, man, you, you like nothing. You did worked and then you blamed me for it. And you're still blaming me for it. Now that you've made being mad, I'm not blaming you for anything. You've made me mad because you did something that made me mad, and now you're blaming me for being mad at you because you did something worthy of getting mad at, okay, well, how about if you, if you beat this level, you won't be mad anymore. Is there music to this game? Yes. It's just so, the tension is just, ha, were you trying to hit the pikes? You're baiting. He's baiting me. Not gonna work. Not gonna work. See what I'm doing, getting, getting a feel for it. They blink right before they come up. I can tell. I can tell that I'm gonna do it. My shoulders are really hurting. Oh my goodness. Yes. Just oh, oh. All right. You take over, right? My, my delts are burning boy. All right. No one to blame, but yourself. We need a new roll of toilet paper. Look at this. Thing's got all kinds of beat up. It's beat up at this point. So I'm having to shake it to keep it going. That's not me shaking out of nervousness. I'm trying to keep it up to Okay, come in, come in. You're trying to get close to it. Yeah, it's just, it's, it's grabbing on the stuff. Wow. Oh yeah. You, that's what you want. You want the feel what it takes to get it close next time up. Here. I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do something. I'm gonna take this little tail off of it. Okay? Oh, there's tape on it. That helps. Okay. And it stinks in here, too. Think about that. Especially up here at the top. I bet it stinks more at the top of the building. There's no vent up there. Okay? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Blink. Blink. Blink. I'm just trying to get it going. Go, go, go. Okay. Okay. Come on. Shake it. Eh? Oh, oh. Yes. That's what you want. Give it a little wiggle, sizzle. God. God, you gotta, you got, you gotta anticipate a little more. I think it's like a Super Mario Brothers thing, and you just, and it's, you just, you gotta just, there's just a rhythm. You just gotta just, you just gotta go and you just can't overthink it. But you gotta keep it in the middle of the ironing board. You can't go to extremes. There you go. Yes. Yes. Okay, now feel that Now you gonna go all the way to the right now. Hold on. Not now. And drop it. Drop it. Go, go, go, go, go. Yes corner. Okay. Now, let's see what's happening. Two. So you gotta follow the spikes. Four. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Yes, yes. Okay. And okay. Cut it left. Cut it left. Yeah. Get you next stage. Next eight. See, okay. We work so well as a team when we don't impact each other. That's right. When we stand in each other's way. Are we playing this all day? We n Oh, yes. Yeah. We just, we just figured it out. Yes, yes. How many craps has this guy got? No, I, I quit. The vault is open This February 3rd degree members get deep discounts on past collectibles. Celebrate the Mythical Society Anniversary and join third degree now at Mythical society.com/vault.