Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: VT-cDOX0I6A
Episode Post Date: February 20, 2026
Episode Number: 2985
Transcript
We're trying our hand at blind grocery shopping. Welcome to Good Mythical More. We're playing a game that we saw being played on the internet. Uh, the version that we saw, it was a, um, it was a dad. And a mom. And a mom and, uh, they had a bunch of stuff. Filmed by a daughter. They had a bunch of stuff in front of them, and the daughter would say, find the banana. And they would try to find the banana. Whoever found the banana got a point and Dad seemed to win a lot. Dad got it. Dad. Dad got it. Close enough. Dad got it. Now we're playing it. Dad got it. Yep. So I guess as you can see, we can't, but we're not going daughter to get aggressive. Okay. We're not gonna get aggressive. Rets the dad. Yep. We're not, we're not gonna hit hard. I'm the dad. We're not gonna hit hard. We're not gonna elbow, we're gonna, we're gonna take it easy. I take it easy. Yeah. Okay. Don't touch anything. Don't preto anything. Pre touching. I want a zucchini. Okay. That's it. Got it, mom. You got it. Okay. Okay. So Brett, I mean, dad, what did you learn from what happened to you? Uh, I learned that there's another thing that feels like a zucchini and I held it. And, uh, you didn't say anything. So, and that was why I quit touching things. Yeah. But you gotta say Got it. You can't just hold it, right. No, he, no, he didn't. He got the wrong thing. I got the wrong thing. Yeah. But just because he holds it up. If you, you wanna say you wanna have a formal Got it. No. If she doesn't say, I got it, then you, no, no, no. Got it. Then I don't have it. I think you have to say, got it. Because what if you, you picked up the thing, then you would just pick up everything. You have to think you have it. Mm. I think to make it funnier and make it fun. Well, I did think I had it. Just say I got it. What about, I think I have it. Okay. Got it. Okay. I'm gonna, uh, grapefruit, grape food. Grape FOODit. I think I got it. Yay. I think he's got it. Dad. Got it. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop that now. I'm sorry. I'm gonna ditch that one. I'm gonna buddy, daddy, mommy, maybe I'm not gonna call either of you, daddy. Mommy, call me. Mommy. I'll call you mommy. Sure. That can be our thing for like a few more days. Uh, cattle brand chips. I think I got it. I think I got it. Ow. Whoa. I think you hit my nose. No, I didn't. Yeah, I think you hit yourself in the nose. I didn't even understand what you said, Caleb. Friendship. Cran chips. What? What? What is that? I'm changing my accent. Cran chips. Kettle brand. Kettle Brandand. I chips. I need you. I need you to, okay. Yeah, yeah. It's, you're right, you're right. This one's on me. Mum. Daughter. Need to En Nazi eight. It's on me. Mommy, apple. I think I got open. I think I got it. Mommy. Uh. Oh, see, I proved it. I don't know how clean any of this is. In fact, I think it's all dirty. All good. If I know the Mythical Crew, this is dirty. Oh, lettuce. Oh no, this isn't fair. I think I got it. I got it. Yes. You're both right. Okay. What did you split the lettuce in half? Oh my God. It was right there the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. Avocado. I think I got it. Mommy. Mommy. No, I think I got it. Mommy. I think I got, got it. This is Aquafina bottles. Hold on. That was over here before. Where is it? Where is it? You might have to get on your knees, boys. I think I got it. Where'd you mommy? Where'd you get it? He was he. Yeah, you pulled it. Oh, I guess it was on the desk, but out of frame. Oh yeah. That seemed like a really cool trick. It was up there lemon. Brett, I think I got it. I'm sorry. I ruined your, I ruined your bit. Was that what you were, you were okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just going Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Pair, I think I got it. Yep. Rhe got it. That was, I thought you were, I thought we were gonna, okay. What are you doing? Hey, are you doing? Hey, Hey. Doing, I haven't even said anything. Hey, whatcha doing? You're feeling for stuff? You, your hands are over here. I feel you moving stuff. I'm trying to block you out. Okay. Leak. What? Where? I think I got it. Mommy. I think we gotta switch something up. We've done this for five minutes. We have more time to fill. You've, you've, you've done all the grocery shopping. You've shortest, more ever. I mean, we could do the mouths only version. No, no. We, when we're done we'll, we'll take her blindfolds off and we'll look at, we'll look at our stuff. Mommy has his blindfolds off already. We're done. That's what she's saying. Oh. Calls it squash. Calls it. Squash. Say squash. Squash. I got it. This is what IUC picked up. Zini? No, that's zucchini. Picked up a cucumber. Oh, is that the cucumber? Once a cucumber was a, yeah, I set it aside. Waiting for my moment of glory. Oh, can I have my glasses please? Uh, I would like to ask, Josh has this tattooed on himself. This stuff seen that does not come across my social media. Like families playing games is not something that they, it thinks I'm interested in. You know, it's been a minute since we reviewed what's on your social media. Shall we, um, shall we open that back up and see what's on your why? Sure. Why do people, okay. Why do people, mm-hmm. Why do people watch families having fun? Because their families aren't fun. Yes, the writers, uh, have GMM tuned algorithms. How am I supposed to do this? Do you want me to do, um, go to your, you're gonna make me get on social media? Not on social. No, no. I, you previously, am I doing TikTok or am My kids had some Instagram. Interesting. Instagram in it's interesting things on his social media. I had to put TikTok and Insta, uh, and Instagram back on my phone so that, um. When people sent me something, I could be a part of the group chat. Mm-hmm. I've been running up. I gave myself a, a time limit. Have you done that on any of your apps? On your iPhone? Yeah. But then, and then I just say, you do. I just extend it. So that's why I just delete, I just delete the apps. I listen to the time limit because. Is, it's a big message and you have to make choices to not listen to it. So I, I listen to it. Well, I wanna put this, listen. But then when somebody sends me something and I'm, I've already reached my time limit, then I have to say, I'm sorry, I can't walk to this. I've reached my time limit. And you don't want to say that. That feels bad too. That feels shameful. You don't wanna say that. Especially if it's the morning that feels really bad. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, what are you looking at? What kind of stuff you got? Record. Record shop. Oh, you've cleaned it up a little bit since we looked the last time. When you're minding your business, then get a whiff of pareo breath. Oh, that happens, man. Pareo breath. Well, first of all, people call it pareo breath, but it really is just regular old halts. She knows when you smell somebody, Harry ois. Bon Donald Perio is like gum probably. Oh, but I was at a place r Kelly would be, oh, we went to a thing. You remember we went to this. Uh, you don't want me to read about r Kelly? I want you to hear Oh, well, no, I'm trying to save you a little bit, but also I have a specific question. You can just stop scrolling for a moment. I can't. I can't. And, uh, we went to this premiere event and it is a beautiful, snowy picture. And these people came and sat down next to me. And either the man or the woman. A lot of times it's the man Uhhuh, uh, had that bad breath, smell, perial breath. And I was like, it's the man. It's it's the man usually. And I was like, the only person you've talked about that has it, that's not a man that, that French woman that you met one time who was eating the peanuts on the plane. No, no, no. She was eating cheese in the event. That's a different lady, both French. But the from women and men in general. I was hoping that when you're in a seated position like that, where you're trapped in with people and you're beginning to smell it, then I start being like, people gonna think I'm the one that's got bad breath. 'cause they're right next to me. Yeah. I cannot stand that. You know what you should do? In that instance, you should fart and you should say something. Something stinks, but then you gotta keep farting. But then, no, but then it's like, well. Can't I only farted to provide a, a cover cover to get in on the action? 'cause your breath stunk so bad or something. I don't know. Okay. I'll try that next time. I don't know, man. I'm spit balling here. I'm just brainstorming. I'm throwing spaghetti against the wall, you know, seeing if it's cooked enough. Yeah, it's, it wasn't, we haven't given a PSA in like, I would say, maybe a year. All right. We did. Yeah. Well, we did it on the podcast, but we stopped the podcast, so we might as well do it now. Listen, it's, it's to everyone's benefit. Now, real, real quick, if you don't know, your breath doesn't stink. It might, and it probably does, if it might. And here's what you need to do. You need to start with hydrogen peroxide, 50% hydrogen peroxide, and 50% water. Yes, you can do it. It's an oral debrider deriding agent. Look at the label. Label is totally fine, gargle deep, and go make the lowest notes you can make. Gargle for 15 to 20 seconds. Swish around, spit it out. Do that every day for one week, two weeks, one week. Then do it two times a week, then get down to once a week, then go to once a month, and then you probably won't have to do it again for a while. And you should also use a tongue brush. And your toothbrush is not good enough. Why? Why is that? Because I haven't used a tongue brush in long time. Been meaning because it scrapes everything forward. I've been meaning to tell you. No, no, no. It'll get everything. You can brush your tongue with a toothbrush. That's a pretty good start. Don't, don't muddy the message. Say a toothbrush isn't good enough. Uh, you need a tongue. It's kind of like a paint scraper for your tongue. And it like, also, can we help, um. I know I brought this up the last time that we talked about it, but Lord Norris, I can't remember it. Um, I'd like to help. I'd like to help the partners of those with the halitosis. This is the real problem. This is, this is perplexing to me. And, and this is, yeah, I think that's who we need to be reaching. You gotta just have the conversation, honey. You just gotta have a conversation. Honey. Honey. It just starts with honey. Like, y'all just need to talk about this. You just need to. Yeah, and you need to say, this is something we're trying as a, as a, as a couple, and if you want it to be romantic, this is some we're trying as a couple. If you want it to be romantic, you could put little notes around the house. How can you kiss somebody who's got that coming from deep with it? It doesn't come from as deep as you think. That's the thing. Everybody thinks that it's gastro 99% of the time. It's nice. It's just. A right in the mouth, but, but she, but maybe it is perio. You know what she's calling it perio. You know when people are like periodontal? Do you know when people are like, do you want some gum? I never say, yeah, 'cause I don't need it. Is that I don't need your gum? I go, I'm never in doubt. Why would I chew? And I could go, oh. I just saying. Mm-hmm. You don't have to be in doubt about this. What's something else that we always talk about that we can bring back up and talk about? I, but no, I think Link, I think you're right that you need to, I think maybe a way in could be, um, weird. I saw, I saw this on Instagram, weird. You know, I saw this on Instagram and we're going to, we're gonna start doing it. I wanna see how this works. Yeah. And you know what? Don't even say it's for breath. Yes, exactly. Say it makes you smarter. Say this will reduce the brain rod that we're getting from social media. And you do that and you do that, and then you check in and you're like, how's your brain rot? I mean, they just tolerate it and then they forget about it and they just say, well, that's just, how could you forget? That's part of his smell. That's a thing I don't understand. Yeah. I've, I've experienced married men who I know their wives. You should ask the wives this is happening. Oh, yeah. Why, why are you not that? It's the woman's fault. Death breath. Death breath. Why your, why Your husband got death, breath. Every once in a while it'll happen to a woman and that, and that's a real shame. That's a real, every you, a man's not gonna say anything about it. I'll, he probably gave it to her. You can spread it. Oh my God. You can spread it because it is a bacteria. Can you, you can spread it. I think you can. It's just like C dip. It's not related to what you eat. It's not related to, it's a bacteria imbalance. And I, and I say this as a survivor, because it happened to me, it, it happened to me. But who, did you recognize it or did someone tell you? I knew I. Yeah, we were, Jesse and I were married for like two or three, maybe two years, and I, and I could, like, I could smell it and I was like, something's going on with my breath. And she's like, yeah. And so, yeah. And I was like, she didn't confront you. And, and that was the days that I thought you just used like scope and gum and like alcohol based stuff. And I was just drying my mouth out. I had a good six weeks of a struggle. I think you researched it. Yeah, I did. I went on the internet. And, and the early internet and some dentist was like, hydrogen peroxide. I did it. And it was like gone. Never come back. Thank you dentist out there. This that's, this is our biggest soap box. This is our biggest con contribution to society. Well, and also let's just go ahead and say this. If you're a man and you're growing out a beard, you don't need to follow the jawline right here with your beard. Okay? Okay. Yeah. Bring it underneath. Your beard needs to hit where your neck, I don't have much of a chin, but where your neck hits your chin right there hurts a little bit. That's where it needs to go. And then it goes right up there to the jawline. So if you look straight up, you shouldn't see this crazy U of it following your jawline. You should get it right. That's what you gotta do. All right. That's another one. That's a good one. Um, thank you. What do you mean? You're welcome? You'll look so much better. You'll look so much better. I wonder, is there anything else that keeps coming up? Um, that, I mean, I don't have to have anything to do with it. It might just be with you. It might have to do with you going into movies. Yeah. I look good. We're good there. I, I think, I feel like we've, we've, we've recently, I'm not talk about that. Really pushed hard on that one. It's over, isn't it? Just say it's over. This is your opportunity to say, I might be giving up on it. You're giving up on it. Say it. Um, I'm giving up on it. He's given. Don't look at someone's, he's given up on it. Hair when you're talking to them. But what, this is not something we talk about. Something happened to you. Don't go like this. Go down. People look and don't look at somebody's mouth. 'cause if you look at somebody's mouth, that means you want to kiss it. Don't go like this. If you do want to let someone know that you want to kiss them, look at their mouth, look at the nose, maybe. No, you look at an eye. An eye. You look at an eye. Look at an eye, and also just pick an eye. I only, that's only if you're within three feet of somebody, five feet. Maybe this is, this is close range stuff, man. Like right here, left eye man. Yeah, but I'm not looking away. It's like, watch, why, how does this feel when I look at your hair judgy, right? Yeah. And I look at your mouth. I wanna kiss you, right? Yeah. Look lower. Leaving lower. Something on your shirt now, right? Go lower. What's the point of this? I would, I would. You look pretty disengaged. I would never do that. You look pretty disengaged in that form. I would never do that. When you're talking to somebody, look at their eyes. Both eyes. Look at their eyes. Maybe a little eyebrow. And if you're uncomfortable with eye contact, which I know a lot of people are, switch eyes. Um, do you have any final tips, mommy? Um, when you're trying to cut wrapping paper? Yeah. And you know when you're cutting it and then. You start it, you can open up the scissors, and then you do that magical thing where it's just like, then the si the one blade of the scissor, just it goes all the way through it. Um, is that your, is that it? It's worth it. Oh, it's worth it. Okay. Because what will happen is you'll go halfway through and then, and it'll start to catch. Then you'll have to do a little snip snip, and then you'll try to do it again. Don't try to do it again. Once you fail, you're out. But it is worth trying because if you do get it, boy, that feels good. And if you don't, you can recover. I'm glad we glad we got that. Pre-order our kids book, Spaghetti Head and Chicken Fingers now at MythicalBooks.com.