Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: G5M3Rf501Io
Episode Post Date: March 9, 2026
Episode Number: 2996
Transcript
What is the best cereal in the cereal aisle? Welcome to Good Mythical More. And welcome to our new friend Cheyenne, who was introduced to us through Make A Wish today. Thanks for being here. Do you have strong opinions about cereal? I do have strong opinions about cereal. Okay. Well, you're in the right place because we might disagree and, and I'm glad you're in between us because I don't know if you, if you noticed during the, the main episode today that I threatened to kill him twice. Yes, I did notice that. But only be, well, actually, I didn't threaten to kill him. I just basically said I will inadvertently kill him if he pokes me. Yeah. Which is a completely different thing. Right, right. Yeah. Yeah. Um, did you also notice that, uh, it didn't phase me. Yeah, I did. Yeah, that's right. Did you see how well he performed after I, after I told him that? Yeah. Yeah, it's integrated. I do think that I am really good at using Advantage Darts though. I mean, I got five. Yeah. Yeah. Did very, I'm good at that. I mean, you got that icing all over the board, so Yeah. Thanks for noticing. So pick one. Where do you wanna start? And don't, don't start with something you think is the best. Yeah. Don't go S tier and don't start with something that you might think we won't like. Well, I haven't had a couple of these cereals before. Okay. That's fair Game man. Let's start with Lucky Charms. Lucky Charms. You never had Lucky Charms. I have had Lucky Johns. I, this is gonna be controversial because he's gonna say. D tier because he doesn't like those marshmallows, and I think those marshmallows are like one of the best things that ever happened to cereal. I, I have, I've never met him. Yep. In cereal or just in light two to one here in the cereal, because they're not real marshmallows. They're like hard marshmallows, and it's like, I don't know what it is. You bite into 'em and, and it's, it's like biting into soft chalk, right? Yes. I'm really selling it. Exactly. But I will say the other part of Lucky Charms. Which I guess are the, what are the other parts? The lu, is it the charm, the charms or the Yeah, the marshmallows. The charms is the, the actual cereal. It's just the, yeah, the actual cereal not great. So I'm definitely not gonna, I don't, I'm not even gonna say it's H year, but I just don't think we can let him put it at Dier. That's my, listen, I never was gonna put it at dt. Oh, where were you gonna put it? Drag it to C for now. Let's see how that looks, because it's undeniably recognizable fun. The commercials are great. Great mascot. Just just the marketing and the visuals. Mm-hmm. Put it above DT for me. Wow. Okay. Magically delicious. Yeah. Magically delicious. They're magically delicious. They're magically delicious. I feel like, I feel like it's beet here, but let's leave it at C for now. We can move 'em around later. We'll leave it at C for now. Alright, link. Find something. You just, you just absolutely loathe. Loathe. Mm-hmm. Um, something's gotta go to D here. Rice Krispies. Here's why. What? Here's why. Because they are not sweet at all. They're small. They get soggy. Every day my babysitter would give them to me. Oh, okay. Just 'cause you have a traumatic experience. I would, I would take a You sip in your tea. Yeah. She was like, how long is this story gonna be? Is that, are you forming a strong opinion about me? Is that why you're sipping the tea? No, the pinky wasn't up. Anyway, as I was saying, as I was saying, mm-hmm traumatic rice crispies, I had to add a spoonful of sugar to them every time I had to eat them, which was every day of the summer when I stayed at her house. So, yeah, I'm kind of burnt by it. I'm ding it up right there. You like Rice Krispies, I mean. I kind of agree with you there. 'cause I mean, the only thing I like about Rice Krispies is that they make all the little noises whenever. Yeah. They snap crackle. Oh, and they pop. Yeah, they, yeah, those noises. I'm not gonna say that Rice Krispies is one of my favorite cereals, but I'm just saying that it is also a classic. It's got great mascots. It's got the snap, the crackle, and the pop. You can make 'em into treats well, but then its not only cereal, making it into a treat. Not Apple. You don't think potential means anything in this world like crossover potential outside of the cereal bowl into dessert if that, that's a factor. If you ever, I know you're gonna put Rai if that's a factor, we gotta move it up. But I You're gonna put Raisin brand high. But listen Raisin brand, you gonna make a treat outta Raisin brand. Nobody's that dumb. Please don't tell me what I'm gonna do. I know you're gonna put raise brand real high. You said I was gonna put Lucky Charms at D and I didn't. Cheyenne, you're in between us. You need to, can you help bring the temperature down? I think Rice Krispies has gotta go to C here. I just, unless Cheyenne agrees it's Dier. Put it at D for a second and let's just look at it. Oh yeah, let's just put something at Dier that, but leave it. There should definitely be in Dier. I think what should be in Dier is Raisin brand. All right. I'm gonna be quiet for a little bit. I agree. I mean, I would put it at c. Uh, hold on. Just be you, you're saying Raisin Brand Crunch makes, it, makes this ste it n no. That it's your favorite cereal. No, it's not. You ate that for years. Never. No, I didn't. I I, I ate Raisin brand Crunch for a few years and it was amazing for a few years. Yeah. And it's, it's so much better than Raisin Brand. Raisin brand, but it's all, but it's also Raisin brand. It just has one little extra thing in there. Crunch makes all the difference. Sugar and crunch, dude raisin bran is not great. Um, why did Rice Krispies, where did, I didn't even go up there. Yeah. Put Rice Krispies on. D put um, put kicks on. D Okay. Come on. Now. I've never had kicks. Kicks. Don't even know what that is. Kicks is the only one that deserves to be on D in my estimation, because it's literally just a corn puff. You know, they literally put it as a thing of corn. I don't think it, does that make you excited? It is as bad as we might think it is, but yeah, I, I'm not gonna argue with that. But you can move Rice Krispies to, uh, sea. Yeah. We'll put Rice Krispies at sea because I know how much y'all like marshmallows. And then when you add them, it becomes a brick of goodness, which even I love. What's something that's a middle tier, just like a B tier, like Frosted Flakes is pretty, oh gosh, you better, maybe you need to say Apple jacks. Maybe say Apple Jacks. You're looking at two guys that, uh, talk, you know, link had his Raisin brand crunch years. But we had a boy, we had some Frosted flakes years. You gotta have it basically all of college, you gotta have it on the shelf. All of college. Those, that's what we call the Frosted Flakes years. Yeah. That's also college. That's when I got dander for the first time as well. So, um, we wanna put Frosted Flakes at a, but I'm wouldn't argue with B by this point. Okay. It's not S for sure. No Apple Jacks deceptively good. On occasion. I think I've only had Apple jack's like twice in my entire life. Really? What about Fruit Loops? The cousin of Apple Jack's. I like Fruit Loops. Those are good. I think just, I think you, we might need to go a for Fruit Loops. It's the Best Fruit Cereal. Big Red box. It is good. Two Can Sam Well Pebbles though. Fruity Pebbles is so much better than Fruit Loops. Oh really? Yeah. How so? Uh, the milk you get afterwards. Oh, it makes rainbow milk. Yeah. And Fruit Loops doesn't do that. It holds its color. It's like the sweetest milk ever. So you wanna put Fruity Pebbles at a Yeah. And put Fruit Loops at B? Yeah. Let's see what, how that looks. Okay. And it does have the Flintstones on it. If you like cookies. You wanna go to Cookie Chris? Right now you'll, you don't know that song? I don't think. I know that. If you like cookies. If you like cookies, you can keep saying it. I still don't. Yeah. Sh Cheyenne isn't almost 50 like we are. You like cookies Brett? You like cookie crisp? I don't know how to tune. You'll love Cookie Crisp. Oh yeah. You'll love Cookie Crisp. Uh, you want to talk about milk left in the bowl? Uh, yeah. Coco puff cookie crisp. Co puffs. Cookie crisp is little. Is little cookies. Oh, Coco Puffs. Cookie crisp is just little cookies. But I don't know. My kids got a big thing of the imitation cookie crisp. You know the, you know when you get a bag, the bag, the bag cereal? Mm-hmm. They got a big bag of that cereal and they went pretty hard on it really early. Mm-hmm. And then it just stayed in there and the cabinet for, I guarantee you, 36 months. And I just felt like I just, every time I went to get something I just saw. Bagged generic cookie crisp. So I just feel like I've gotta step out of this round because I want to just, I want to put it at DT because of that. Well, I agree with your kids. They're only good for a little while. Oh, okay. Yeah. And it's not, and they're not real cookies. Yeah. But if you like cookies, you won't love Cookie Crisp. If you love cookies, you'll like Cookie Crisp because you, it's more accurate, you think. That it's gonna be real cookies. And when you're a kid and you get it and you're like, this is not cookies, let's B it up right now. I would move it to A, but not really. And then you would say B. B feels like it came out of nowhere. Yeah, I agree. I was, this is the first time I've said anything and this more. And that's, and I have to say that really came out of nowhere based on what? That's because I, based on the conversation, tend to do that we're trashing and then you trashed it a little bit, then you said BI think it's because you thought it was a guy. I like it. Yeah, I like it. Alright. C. You were talking about Cocoa Puffs? Yeah. Speak on, well speak on, well, we were talking about the milk that's left in the bowl afterwards. Yeah. It's Cocoa Puffs. Yeah. Chocolate milk left in the bowl. They're very good. Yeah. Are they better than Cocoa Pebbles? No, but we don't have those here. That's not on the list. Yeah. So you want to be this, or you want to a, this. A chocolate cereal is really good, I think, but there's Reese's Puffs over there. I think it deserves a, all right, put it at a, it makes chocolate milk since Cocoa Pebbles isn't up there. Yeah, right. Cocoa Puffs can go in a, I'm saying Apple Jacks just to get it out of the way. Should be C. I agree. Maybe B, I'm not gonna argue with it. B and C. C, let's go with C. We all agree. Now Trix. Trix is the other fruity cereal. That I don't think is as good as Fruit Loops. Why we, I feel like we're just hating on cereal today. Like we got so excited. We thought we, but we really just got a lot of negative opinions. Well, we're saving the stuff we love the most and some stuff I love the most isn't even on here. Um, okay, so to answer re's question, do you think Fruity Pebble, sorry, do you think tricks? Where do you think it fits in with Fruity Pebbles and Fruit Loops? I don't think I've ever had tricks. Oh, well they're for kids. They're circle, they're, they're spheres. And I prefer a loop over sphere if it's gonna be fruited and you can't, and you cannot put a tricks through a fruit loop. 'cause I've tried many times. Mm-hmm. They're just too big. Mm-hmm. Okay. In case you were wondering. All right. You can incidentally get them through an apple jack. No, you can't. Don't listen. I'm just, I'm just messing with you. All right. Make the call. Cheyenne Tricks, tricks, tricks. We'll put it with fruit loops right next to it. Wow. Yeah. I don't know. That's too, I think too high of a fruit concentration now that Yeah, we disagree with you. Too much fruit. You made the wrong call. Well make another call. Okay, then put it down at C. Great, Cheyenne. That's great. Now that was perfect. Let's talk about special K for a moment. Uh, now, it, now Special K is for, is for Women. Oh, it is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's for women. This woman has never had, for women who wanna look good in their white bathing suits in 1988, red bathing suit. It's a white woman. It's woman in a red bathing suit. What? You know, it's a white bathing suit and. We had an argument about there being a commercial of a woman getting out of a pool and then she did her leg and it was the K and it seared into our minds when we were like 12. But um, s here, we actually found out we were right. I don't remember after that episode. Somebody's like, here it is. I found it. Yeah. They sent it to me. But I don't know what it tastes like. We don't know what the cereal tastes like, might tastes like white woman leg, but there's a, there's a great campaign for it. So it's at least C. It's at least C too. Okay. C's getting clogged. Very clogged secret cereal. It's getting very clogged up, man. Now there's no purple cereals here. I know you look purple. Yeah. My favorite color too. Uh, raisin brand is the only purple thing on this thing. And you, and you nuked it. Yeah. Oh, that's a good point. That's a good point. Only purple in the whole shebang. I mean, it's raisin and brand. All right, let's get Captain Crunch sorted. All right. People think they love Captain Crunch. People like to talk about the, the, the roof of your mouth getting damaged. People like to talk about all types of things. There's a peanut butter version that's not what we're talking about. The sugar content. Extremely high on Captain Crunch. What's not to love? I just, I, I don't have a place for it, but nothing tastes like kind much in my life, you know what I'm saying? It has, it's such a distinct taste, and when it does rip the roof of your mouth, flavor gets in there. You get to absorb the flavor. Oh my God, man, you trying to, are you, are you gonna about to put this in a, I'm gonna b to your cap crunch, just because C'S clogged. Yeah, let's put it at B. Okay. It's good, right? Yeah. I'm ready to talk about Honey Bunches of Oats. Mm-hmm. I love Honey Bunches Oats. You love them? It's my favorite cereal. It's your favorite cereal? Yes. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It is a great cereal. It's Stevie's favorite cereal I think it deserves here personally. S tier all day. Well, hold on. Hold on. Put it at S Let's look at it. Okay, there it is. It gets so soggy, so quick. You're too slow man. It's, you gotta eat fast. You gotta eat it fast, isn't it? Yeah, it gets so mushy. It creates like a marsh, a golden marsh. But that marsh is still good. You think Raisin Brandand Crunch is, yeah. Not on the same level as Honey Bunch of a, I would think that, yes. I think they're both a tier. Oh. So what's S Tier then? Um. Well, the ones we've yet to place, yeah. Are all candidates for S Tier, in my opinion. Santos Crunch, easy. S Tier. I mean like we, we determined that on the show. Yeah, we've already, yeah. So Santos Crunch, S Tier, Reese's Puffs, minis. IS Tier. Not a Heier, but they're not here. How small are they? Small. Half the size of the sphere. That's too small. You ever had those? That's like, I don't think so. Are you a peanut butter girl? Yeah. I like peanut butter. That's like dipping dots. I'm still gonna say that Reese's Puff's are ste. I think that they make a chocolate peanut butter milk that is enjoyable. There's this, there's a, Ooh, I didn't think about the milk. Yeah, and there's a powder. There's this, there have this powder re quality on the outside. It's like, it's different than all the other cereals that it's powdered. It's powdered. How, okay, put it at S Tier and Honey Nut Cheerios. Honey Nut Cheerios is classic. It's a, it can be SA tier. A tier. But now I think what we need to do is we need to force ourselves to Where's Frosted Mini Wheats? To grate on a Not here. Where's my favorite cereal? Mini Wheats is also one of my favorite cereal. Yes. That would've been S Tier. I think what we gotta do, I think C is a little clogged. Do you know what my favorite cereal is of all time? It's not on here. Hmm. Raisin nut brand. Listen. Yeah. It's still Raisin brand, man. Nope. Mm-hmm. It just got nuts on those, on the, on the raisins. Chrissy went to bed the other night. I didn't. And, uh, Cheyenne, you might wanna sip on your drink. We were, we were on vacation and she went to bed and, um, I have, I, I get raising up brand when I'm on vacation. Mm-hmm. As well as when I'm at home, I, I travel with it. Yeah. Sounds like a euphemism, but, okay. And, um, uh, the way that she described it the next day was she was like, were you sorting through chips on the counter after I went to bed? Because I trying to figure out what the noise was that I heard you making. It was like someone rummaging around living with a chipmunk in an open north. I mean, it was, it is like living with two ferrets. Yep. Who would do that? She asked that question because it could be true. The answer could be yes. That you were sorting chips on the counter while she was sleeping. Yeah. I'm just pulling out the ies. Um, but no, I told her. My wonderful woman of a wife, yes. Not the answer. And she said, but it, it was definitely you rummaging through something that was crispy. You were sorting something, right? What was it? Um, raisin nut brand, because I was making myself a super duper dessert raisin nut brand where I had a, well, this is how it started. I had a coffee mug and I poured milk into it, and then I took a spoonful of. Honey roasted peanut butter. And then I put those, I was like, I'm gonna put a spoon of peanut butter in my milk. And then I'm like, but this is our last night on vacation. I gotta get some Raisin nut brand and I'm gonna pour that in, live it up, but I am gonna live it up. This is vacation. This is not normal. Back home raisin nut brand. So I decided to pour it out on the counter and to then start sorting out all the raisin nuts and so that I could have a fortified ratio of raisin nuts to flakes. And, uh, so I put a whole bunch of raisin nuts at the bottom of my mug, and then I grabbed a bunch of the flakes and I put 'em in there. And then. My plan has a great finale. Yeah. It better the kitchen counter because it'll be over design in such a way that like you pull open a drawer right here and it's just a trash can. And then I just went like this and then I just got rid of all of it and no one ever knew except for the sound. So you just got the nuts out. Yeah. On my last night of vacation. And your wife was sitting there, just, which I highly miserable listening to you just thinking like, do it. It's, I, I deserve it. Okay. Uh, while you were talking about that Mini Wheats and Raisin Brandand Crunch were both added to the list what? Frosty Mini Wheats. S Tier S. Tier S Tier, I can agree with that. Raisin Nut Crunch. We're gonna put Raisin Brand Crunch at S Tier. B Tier Dier. No, too much sugar. Not worth it. Okay. Off my list. All right. Raisin nut brand. Cheyenne, you want me to tell another story and then maybe raise a nut? Brand will show up? Uh, no. No. Cheyenne got us some gifts. I did. Oh, we got a bonus. And I'm gonna bring 'em in. Sym Mythical. More. More. We're gonna bring them in. Okay. Tell us what, tell. Oh, these are mystery. This is a mystery box. Yes. It's mystery box. I know how you love them so much. Okay. So we need to pick the ones that we like. Mm-hmm. Polar season. Hidden forest path. Okay. Yeah, I've never seen one. Oh, I like the one that's in the, uh, the jar. Me too. Yeah, that's my, so y'all both want a jar? Mm-hmm. Yeah. And that's the one with the jar. So I don't know how can you be so sure? Because he, he, because he has a personal relationship with the hidden box guy. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Toy guide. It's something I prayed one time and if you get the jar, I don't. I don't know what the other ones are. I'm want the one that looks like a statue. What is that? The Forgotten lab. The forgotten lab, okay. Yeah. All right, let's, let's all do a open, you can open one and it's still choose to gift it to us. Okay. I'm gonna let y'all go. I'm gonna let y'all go. I have, I have that. I don't know what that goes to, but it might go to Oh, oh oh. I think you might, I might have gotten right. You might have gotten the statue. I might have gotten what I wanted. Cheyenne, I'm not looking at the card. Ah, it's not. Okay. He did not get what he wanted. Which one did you, you got that one. What happened? Oh, it came apart. Yeah, but it'll go back. It'll go right back. It'll go back. I fixed it. Okay. You got which way? Polar. Oh, what is that? Is this a secret? Oh, you, no. Ask the hug. Hug bugs. Bugsy Gaga. Oh, that's horrible. Okay. Not as a teen, teen pad. It's got a stand on. Let's just see. Let's just see. Let's just see. Let's just see if the gauze are gonna show up today. Nope. It's too good to be true. I got wizzy. Leo. Leo Wizzy. Leo. Leo. Well, it was worth a shot. This one's fun. Oh, it's riding in Caterpillar. Isn't it a caterpillar? Yes, it is. Cyop it. It's a cyclops caterpillar. Cheyenne, thank you so much for hanging out with us today. We loved hearing your story when we hung out earlier, and, uh, give your ferrets our best. I will. Yeah. And do not eat this. No. Never miss a pin drop again. Subscribe to the pin of the month now at Mythical.com.