Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: Z8Y2vJoVmV4
Episode Post Date: March 13, 2026
Episode Number: 3000
Transcript
Can we guess what's in these food combos? Welcome to Good Mythical More. It's the 3000th episode More. So we're gonna do something that we've done a couple of times that may have created one of the most memorable moments in this show when, pull my finger almond butt boy, what was it? What was it? Butter my. Enjoy my finger, almond boy. Enjoy my finger, almond boy. Even better than I remember it. Stevie, for old times sake, let's go out with a shebang. A she bang. Yeah, she bang. Now I will say I. You're the she. I'm sweating a lot. Okay. I really, I gave it my all and, uh, I'm perspiring. You are perspiring. I'm on the, the ceiling over here. Oh, that's right. How, how are you talking into that mic? Um, I, I asked for the crew to lasso me around the waist and hoist me up, so I'm, I'm hanging by a cord. Well, you sound very composed. I kind of Thank you. I kind of do wanna say that. What, what? We have a new mic. Right. Uh, I mean, we do maybe, maybe, maybe. So that mic's up there, it's like when we were, uh, when we did the show in Raleigh, I think. 'cause every night I would change, you know, you would ask me where I was and I'd change my answer. Yeah. Right. And that show, I said something like, I'm up in the rafters or the catwalk or something. I was kidding. Uh, and after the show, my mom goes, I just kept looking for you to come down and you never came down from the rafter. Oh my gosh. You gotta warn your mama when you're gonna joke on her. Yeah, I said Mama. I was sitting at a table. Alright, hit us with the first one. Okay. You're going to, we didn't even explain, we just assumed everyone watching had seen that. But you, you have been given a, uh, combo of three different snacks that are all tore up and you have to taste and talk. What? I can look at those three snacks are I can, you're not supposed to look. And then what, uh, what the writers have named the snacks, well, I'm sorry. I know it's Pringles and Sour Patch Kids and. You, you got one of those, correct. Those are ruffles. Ruffles. I mean, ruffles. Brownie. Sour Patch Kids, and. A brownie. Fudge round. Well, it has to be a branded, you know, it's, it's, it's a snack. It's a wrapped snack. Snack cake. Uh, uh, you're in the right territory. Hoho. Hostess in the right territory. A ding. Swiss cake. Wrong ding. Yeah. Dingdong. Ding. Ruffles Dingdong. Sour patch Kids. Alright, so let's put these together to see if we can figure out what name the writers came up with. Ruffle my ding-Dongs Sour Kids ruffle my sour patch. We shouldn't, we shouldn't, we shouldn't try that hard. You can't try that hard. Ruffle my sour patch with your kid. Ding-dong. Come. Come on now. Okay. See, you know what I did? I crossed the line a little bit and then you created a whole new, I mean, you just, you just completely in the world obliterated the, the world of creativity. There are no wrong answers. You just have to get at things. I mean, is it just dong sour dong ding my ruffle dong. And put a patch on it. Ruffle my sour dong. I mean, are you, is kids not in it? Because I don't want to. Kids is not in it. Okay. We could take kids out of it. All right. Fine. See, you could have told me that. Ding my dong. Patch. Uh, patch my ding dong with a ruffle. Uh, um, Don Sour. My sour My patch. Nope. Ruffle my. Ruffle dong my ding. Now, first of all, with a patched, if I, if I'm not incorrect about this, ruffle don the, adding the my and the, that's not part of it. 'cause it's, it's the name of something that would be like, it's not gonna add new words, right? It's gonna be like, correct. Might ruffle, might be some, um, nick nickname, like, like the, the, the full words might not be used necessarily, but, you know, like, like sour. My rough don. Not with no my like rough, rough, sour, rough dong. You said two words in there that are rough dong. Uh, yep, yep, yep. Rough Dong Patch. Sour D Rough dong. Rough dong. Patch. Rough dong. Patch. Come on guys. Rough dong. Patch. Where are the kids? Okay, we're the kids when you need 'em? Mine went off. I busted early dude. You sure did brother. Did you even see it happen? I heard it. And yours kinda stayed inside of the vest. Yeah. I didn't even know what happened. There's white stuff, there's, there's dots. I know that much. Dots are good. There are dots. What is the white stuff? Coughs, syrup up. Cheese, curds and dots. It is an unconventional, a con conventional mix. Is it cottage cheese? No. It's something that you don't. Usually eat in large quantities. Butter. Poison butter. Butter. Oh, dots, um, butter dots and Kool-Aid. Kool-Aid. Mm. Taste again? Oh, uh, uh, uh, capric Sun. No, it should have a fruit punch. Uh, t Tingly flavor. It is tingly. Oh, mountain Dew. Now I, no, it's per, it's uh, pink. Is it pink? Is it carbonated? It's carbonated. It's a. Cheer wine. It's a la favorite. It's, uh, Topo Chico. Good for your gut health. Ah. Kombucha. Kombucha. Kombucha. Butter, dots, kombucha. But, but bu.my butt, dot my kom butter. I don't need to keep saying my dots. Dots of. Oh, butter.com. Close. Because it's like a website. butter.com. butter.com com. I'm sorry, but you say kombucha. Com. com.com. Com. You got the.com com. Dot com. Okay. but.com. Hey. But.com. This is a great. This is a great snack. I highly recommend not doing it. Okay. This looks a bit scary. Is that got the, uh, the, is that seaweed stuff that you don't like? Is that fish? I, I think it's, is that fish skin? Fish skin, oh yeah. Uh, dot more dots. This is another website. No. Yeah. Y'all know the website? Is this all Chick? Is this Um, it's all fish. Is this fish Chicken? Oh, my favorite website. Fish chicken. Oh, it's a specific type of fish. It's a sardine. No, it is. No, it's bigger than Sardines. Grouper. Flounder. It's black on one side. Sea bass. Um, I. Dolphin, but the fish kind. How specific are we getting? Hm. You're you're, you're on the right track. It is a white fish halibut. Shorter. Shorter name Tilapia. Shorter than halibut? Yes. If you can believe it. It's common fish. Tuna. No it's not tuna starts with a T. Oh, trach. T Did you say clap you? Yeah, I said that Trigger fish. Tarp. Tarp is is a plastic sheet. Tarp is a fish. I know, I was just trying to find tea there. Um, uh, it's good smoked trout there. Trout, trout. Trout, trouts and dots. Trout. Gum drops. Gum drops. Yeah. Gum drops, trout gum drops. And is that it? Yep. Yep. Drop t trout. Hey, drop trial. I got it Immediately. Drop trial and eat. That's what you say with that. Oh God, y'all. Y'all made some nasty ones. Yeah. What happened? I mean, look at how nasty that now that seaweed, I'm afraid that that nacho cheese and Reese's peanut butter cups. No, that's, I thought it was uni, but it's mustard. Try something. See if you can tell what the other stuff is. What do you, what do you call seaweed? It's not, it's um, it's not kelp. It's part of a dish that's in there. It's a, I mean, it's a very green leaf. That paste is wasabi ish. And then we've got, it's, I think it's, oh, this is peanut butter. That's a, that's a Cadbury egg, right? Peanut butter egg. Cadbury peanut butter, egg mustard, fancy mustard. Okay. What kind of fancy mustard Dijon, uh, can name brand. Grape pong. Grape pong. Okay. That's one, that's one of three. You've got, oh, it's not Cadbury eggs. Nope. And it's not Reese's? No, it's, it's, um, what is it? I don't want to taste it. 'cause of the liquid in there. Oh, it's crunchy. Is it a cluster? It a take five. There we go. It's got a take five. Great coupon. And one more take a poop on. Yes, def definitely take, we're gonna be taking a poop on it. Very much Taking poops in this one. We know what's coming. Uh, clam juice. What is the green? Hence, well, you got, you got part of your sentence, so I wonder if you can work backward. Take a poop on. Take a poop on. Bon me. Take a poop on me. Take a poop on a leaf. Okay. And so what do you think the third thing is? If that's bon me? Well, it's something that has the seaweed in it and it, there's some liquid sushi bottom and there's liquid in the bottom. Yeah. And it has the word me in it. Um, Simi, it's a bowl of stuff. Ami. It's not ami. Oh, um, uh, what, what, what are the bowls? Poke. Okay. Bowls Poke, okay. It's not, no, it has, it has to have meat in it. Me, meat me. Mimi Bowl. I don't know. I don't think we know what this bowl is. You do you know what this bowl is? It's, it's a meat. Pick it up, a meatball. Pick up. You can pick, pick it up and, and drink it with the word me in it. Mm-hmm. Oh, miso. Okay. Miso. Yeah. Miso. Take take, take a poop on miso. I can take, take poop on miso soup. Take poop on me. Take gray poop. On me. It's just take, why isn't it just take five poops on me. Take take once. Once a weekday. Just, that's what we do. That's what we do here. Take poop on me. Yeah, take poop on me. Take poop on me. Well take a You poop. Yeah, take a poop on me. There's no a, ugh. And I just said it. This be good. And I just said it. What are. Okay. I don't even have a clean thing to eat with because you've, oh, is that beef jerky? Oh yeah. There's one, um, that's a little smokey. I think there's just one phrase that I recorded for the main that we didn't get to use. All the way down. Oh, there was nothing. Did you just say that or did, was that recorded? I really don't know. Let's try it again. All the way down. Yeah, it's recorded. I'm glad we have these on record. Yeah, I thought about that after the fact. There's chocolate and there's a stringy meat and they, I think it's a little smokey. The two don't go together. Barbecue. There's three things. Is it not Little Smoky EI think it's a little, I'm not looking for the brand name of of those, so they might be a little Smokey beef stick, but Beef wieners, mini hotdog sausages. Sausage, sausage patty, sausages links. Yeah. Okay. Sausage links is one. Oh gosh. This is gonna be personalized. Um, sausage links, chocolate Hershey, Hershey's, uh, it's not chocolate, but it tastes like chocolate Nutella. Okay, one more links, links nut. Don't eat, don't get ahead of ourselves. Rice, there's rice in here. Links rice nut. That's rice. Um, I don't pet's. Following in the background. What color is it? It's coming down. Uh, it probably has gotten, is it fried rice? You, you can't, I don't think you can see it. It is, I couldn't see. Did you say like something tastes like, like a barbecue flavor? Smoky? Yeah. I think that's the chocolate and the wiener together. Mm. I'm not sure how this sausage element was prepared, but you usually eat this thing in a barbecued way. Beans. It's smoked. It's smoked, okay? So that it should taste smoky. Um, you might consume this where you would get miso soup. Uh, it is a cooked item. I don't know. There's a sauce that goes on this item that is named after this item. Bang, bang shrimp. Smoked shrimp, smoked salmon. You might get it at like a a at a sushi place. A sushi place. I don't know what smoked it. It is cooked. It is. It's delicious. Eel Sa. There we go. Yeah. And what do you call it? Oh, sausage linkss Nutella and Eel Nut. I saw Link's Nut Eel. No Nut Eel Nut. Link Neal. Oh. That's it. Link Neal. Question mark. You just, I've never seen you say your name. So Confus link Neal. Oh, Neal Link. That's me. Neal, you did me dirty on one. I was gonna let you keep going though. 'cause you kept nut in it for so long. Yeah, yeah. I mean, how can we leave the nut out? Yeah. Next. I never saw such a nut on Link's Eel. Uh, okay. This is the last one. Oh, God. Already almost. Well, let's, Hey, let's s it, we gotta stretch it out. Let's s it, let's s it And Stevie, this is your last more. Oh my God. I don't even know what to do with myself. Have you ever seen the, uh, south of the, you've been to south of the border, Stevie. Have you ever asked her that? Any time? The, what do you mean by that? South Carolina. Okay. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Not, yeah, South Carolina, south of the border. You're going on 95, you're going down and you see the, you see the billboard that says I never sausage a place? Yeah. That's where Link got that joke. Just wanted, I didn't want you to leave here. Not knowing that's where he was. He was referencing was a billboard from on the way to south of the board. Yeah. Thank you. So we have Butterfinger, we have hot tamales. Yes. Yes. And see if we can identify what the, the third thing. Jelly beans. Take it. Take it. Jelly beans. It still kinda shook up over the bust. Gushers. Yep, because that right there is a piece of a gush hot butter gush. Oh, hot. Hot Tamale Butterfinger. Gush my butt. My hot butt. Hot butt. Gush. Gush is for finger hot butt gush. There's one personalization that's missing from hot butt gush. Oh, hot butt finger gush. That's the personalization. Oh, hot in my butt. Gush hot. Tams my hot butt gush. Well link Tam's butt gush is hot. Tam male, hot male butt gush. Does that work? Or is it I'm gonna do, that's just, yeah. I, I think that's the best hot Toms butt gush, but hot male, butt gush, hot male butt gush. Yeah. That's, there's a lot of different ways to go with that too. Yeah. Yeah. And I, I always thought that I would go, go out on the show with a hot male butt gush. Yep. Celebrate 3000 episodes of Good Mythical Morning with the 3000 Mornings tee and limited edition 3000th episode coin Mythical.com.