Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: VRKD0Y87ObM
Episode Post Date: March 16, 2026
Episode Number: 3001
Transcript
Can we succeed at Qwop? Welcome to Good Mythical More. Uh, if you get easily frustrated by watching, uh, two middle-aged men who cannot play games, play games, uh, you might wanna find something else to watch today. If you think that's funny, then stick around, uh, because we're gonna be playing a game that we've been told. Is already not easy for people who actually can play games. You're talking about Qwop? Talking about Qwop. You talking about Qwop up in here? Foddy.net. Uh, f-o double d y.net. So the premise for Qwop is you are Qwop. Our small nations sole representative at the Olympic Games use the Qwop keys to move your legs ideally. He will run 100 meters. But our training program was underfunded, so we got. Mm-hmm. Q and W represent the thighs and the O and P represent the calf. So it's not like you got left leg, right leg is, you got top of left and right leg and bottom of left and right leg. So let's just see how this goes. Oh well. So far so good. Okay. Okay. Um, why were you calling? So now Im backwards. I'm gonna space to restart. You ran negative. You're running back. Okay. I'm, I'm gonna get this, so I'm gonna go, what I'm gonna do is boom, boom, boom, boom. Here we go. Oh, oh yeah, you're, you're hurting his knee. Okay. Hold. Something's about to happen. Okay. Get it, get it, get up, get up, get it, get get it, get it, get it. I think so. Okay. What, so I think if I go boom, boom, boom, boom. Right, because it seems like he would go. Or do you run from thigh? Do you, when you run, do you run from calf to thigh or from thigh to calf? Because I was thinking thigh, first of all, what does it even do? Does I want like thigh. Okay. Thigh. Calf. Okay. Okay, so there we go. So thigh calf. So by doing thigh first, he at least fell forward. Yeah. Yeah. Thigh cast. Thigh. Thigh. Thigh. Oh yeah. Okay. What you gotta bring the head forward. So I gotta do thigh. Calf. Okay, here we go. Thigh calf, thigh calf. Whoa. Oh no. Okay, so back it. So, okay, what, so what does that mean? I, whatever you just did, do something different. Like just do thigh. What about the calf first? Calf. Oh. Oh. Can't he breaks something every time? Calf Calf. Thigh. Thigh. Oh God. Oh, okay. So we gotta go the opposite direction. This, okay. What? The learning curve. Whoop. There we go. Yeah. So thigh, this calf, and I think you're ho. Hold on. Maybe you do 'em. Maybe you do 'em together. Maybe it's more like this. Oh, other leg. Other leg. Okay. So did the, the left leg was going. The right leg is going back. Why is it going back? Oh, oh, oh. Okay. Hold. That started looking right. The other leg needs up. There we go. You did something for a second. 1, 2, 3, 4. Oh, can you imagine going a hundred meters? Man, this, this Olympic program is really underfunded. Okay. Chase, I understand that you looked at, lemme try. Try something. I understand that you looked at some tips. Yeah, so I think Megan found some space part, and then I also found some on Reddit. Um, but we can let link try first. You stood up for longer than I did. 'cause you waited to do anything. See what, why did see when the ca the calf doesn't need to. Now, now. Oh, so you can just hold it down. I'm not holding it down. I'm not holding anything. I'm taking, oh. This is the longest race yet. I'm praying, taking a little bit of a knee before we get going. So do it. Do a little bit. Yeah. Give that back calf. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Chase, what did you find out? All right. So, uh, if you tap o to lean forward at the start of your run, it kind of gets you in the position where you're not gonna fall backwards immediately. Tap O. Mm-hmm. Well, you're already kind of, yeah. Starting over. Tap o. Oh, okay. So I, now I see what it does. Now I'm shifting my weight forward. It moves. So tapping o moves your calf back. So it moves the calf back tapping O. So just tap it and now tap. And if you, then you tap, and then I tap Q. What happens after that? I'm tapping. And then you're supposed to alternate pressing W and qp, W-O-Q-P-W. Like at the same time, like a W qp W qp, oh, let me look at it. WW qp. Qp Got it. At the same time. Yeah, just do that like W at the same time, and then QP at the same time. Oh, really? All right, so start with O and then WOQP. Like as soon as you start leaning forward after tapping O. Okay, then WO. Huh? Yeah. Huh, huh. Yeah. Huh? Yeah. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Okay, so tap O and then WO, and then I, I almost did a running thing. WOQP. I think you gotta get to that W real fast, and I think you gotta kind of hold it for a second. Oh, here we go. And maybe just tap, maybe just tap it. Just tap, tap. Oh, oh, geez. I'm doing the, the running, man. He's got no traction. He's just floating in the air. I mean, you're running, he's just, it's just not, there's no traction. You're like immediately starting with like a sprint, given how much you're hitting. W and qp, maybe like, okay. More of a jog. Oh, yeah. In terms of how long you hit. The keys. Maybe I'm not even on the right keys. The leaning you're, maybe you're leaning a little too much. All right. What, before he falls down, you just WOQP, W-O-W-O-Q-P. What is the, okay, so when somebody decides to create this game, oh, uh, I mean. Isn't it life just hard enough? You know, life is hard. And I guess if you can, I guess if you overcome this challenge, you can do anything. I mean, what about if we can't overcome this challenge, let's put it in applicable terms. Are you interested in us finding some videos of people doing this successfully and seeing how that looks? Yes. All right. We're gonna, we're gonna get on that. More successful than this. OO and then I go. I mean you, that's a running motion. It's just not. I'm moving my, my calf back. And I think that needs to happen later. It needs to be, uh, Reddit has this other version that people call a scoot of shame. So yeah, there's an. There's an alternating, you don't do W at the same time. You do a little O and then a ow. So it's a way to beat it that you don't look like you're running or something. Maybe it's w Yeah, you basically just kind of like w shuffle along the ground by holding w and P from the very beginning, and then keep holding it, and then just repeatedly tap Q. Okay. Do that. Start with W and P right from the beginning. Now just tap Q. No, no. Hold. W and P the whole time. Never let go. Okay. Now tap. Q. Q. Yeah, you can go all the way like that. Hey, I think this is great. I think this is great. Let's just do it to see what it feels like to win. I mean, look at this. Look at this. Thank you, chase. You're a wealth of knowledge. This is, oh. Ah. What happened? I got tired of pushing Q. Hold on. You want me to just hold P or Q? Well, that the Q was the hard part, so I do. WP and then I just start taking, that's the wrong way. There you go. I'll start going the right way. Don't let go. 'cause I crossed the beginning line. Yeah, don't let go hit the QI can be the Q guy. I can be the Q guy. Yeah. BQ guy. Oh. Oh. There we go. Four meters. Teamwork. We're making it. We're making it all right. That right knee's gonna be hurting tomorrow. Good God. Hold on. Why is it we have gone four meters maybe? Oh. Oh. There you go. Yes. Oh. Oh, he's on a roll now? Yes. Oh yeah. Look at this guy. Yes, yes, yes. Oh my gosh, yes. Don't, Hey, don't get excited and let go. Yes, because he will fall. We're what? Foddy dot net. We are only 9% of the way. Okay. So don't, do not get too excited if you let go of this. Okay. Oh my God. Oh yeah. Oh, look. Yes. I'm trying to find the exact right pace for the ultimate speed. I think it's right. Oh, yeah. This is it. This is ultimate speed. Yes. Yes. This is super speed. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes. Thighs and calves. Thighs and. Thighs and calves. Thighs and calves. Thighs and calves. Foddy.net. Thighs and calves. We are on Foddy.net and we are running. Was this made in 2008? Have thighs and calves. Thighs and calves. Thighs and Thighs and Thighs and. Net net. We are working out Thighs ands. Out the calve. They said it couldn't be done calves or they said it couldn't be done of getting thicker. We're gonna scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot a quarter of the way there. Scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot. We're going scoot. Scoot is where we We scoot. Scoot. We gonna scoot. We're going. Scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot. Scoot. 28. Thighs and calves give it calf and thigh. But when your thighs and calves, so when your thighs get thick and your calves get round, then you know you are going to get down. It's thighs and calves. It's calves and thighs. Thighs and calves and calves and thighs. Tomorrow, thighs, right knee might be a little bit sore, but I won't come back for a little bit more 'cause I'm gonna stretch that leg out in front. I'm going to get around 'cause I ain't no. I'm representing my country. Yes I am, all alone. We don't have a flag. We don't have a tone. We don't have anything that you can sing about our country except thighs and calves. Thighs and calves. Thighs and calves. Thinky. Thighs and calves. Thicker the thigh, the weaker the calf, the weaker the thigh, the thicker the calf. Yes. We go in and out, up and down. Everybody's watching us doing thighs and calves, thighs and calves. We're doing little running on my right knee. Tomorrow is my left knee day, but today is just my right knee day. For a second, I was just. Tap into two. Then I had to look back at you and see. Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q. I'm Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q. I'm Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q. I'm not 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2. I scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot. Here we go. Scoot, scoot. Oh, we need to jump. Oh, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on. Don't let go. Don't let go. We gotta a hurdle. You know what? We're going up. Scoot. Scoot. Oh yeah. There's hurdles. Scoot. Scoot. There a hurdle. Gonna scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot. No hurdle. Can't stop us. We're going to push it right out of the way. We're going to keep on scooting that hurdle up. Now it's on its side. We're going to keep scooping that hurdle. It only slowed us down a little. We're going to keep scooting that hurdle 'cause it only slowed us a little. We're gonna take a hurdle to the end. We're gonna give it as a gift to my best friend with thighs and calves, calves and thighs, taking that hurdle all the way to the end. Thighs of calves, calves, and thighs. Look at us. Oh, look at me jumping that hurdle. Look at me. Or jumping that hurdle. Oh, oh, I'm a little stuck. Humping that hurdle. Humping that hurdle. We are stuck at 58 meters. We are stuck at here. We we're moving 0.1 meter at a time now. No, no, no, no. Don't stop. No, no, no, no, no. Don't stop. No, no, no. Just I'm, if I just. Just, you don't let go. I'm just gonna kind of, I'm pushing on these two buttons so hard. Okay. Okay. I can't fill my fingers. Alright. Okay. We're gonna assess 59.9. That's not a victory. I, I have to switch fingers on the keyboard. Oh God. Oh God. Oh god. You got it. Thighs and K. Thighs and K. Thighs and calves relief. New fingers. New. Oh, we are stuck. Okay. We are, this is a predicament. Okay, here's a, a tip that Megan has in the script. It says, stand up if you fall into splits. That might, that might help. Well, how do we stand up? I don't know. I'm afraid to, hold on. We just move 0.1 meters. I If your right foot is out in front, tap P until your front calf is vertical. Then tap W to bring your thigh under your torso. Oh, your left is, sorry. Nevermind. If your left foot is out front, tap O until your calf is vertical. Then tap Q to bring your thigh under your torso. Press O until your back foot lifts up and quickly press qp. That No, no that in gas. That in gas. So we have to try it 'cause we're stuck. So, so what about this? So what are you on right here? This is a p. Yeah. So, okay. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna tap o and I'm gonna let go of No, no, don't let go of anything. Yeah. QP. I'm, so, I'm doing a calf and nothing is happening. Um. Mm-hmm. Hmm. That's 'cause I'm holding down the, the right. This is, I'm holding down the right thigh and calf. Bring up the P just for a second and then hold it back down again. Oh, nope. It's fine. I just let it go. And now if I let this go. Okay. I don't know what's going on now. So now we're gonna tap o. But to bring that calf back. What did you say, chase? No, I think you gotta hit w you tap O until your front calf is vertical. But it might be your, like stuck. Your heel is stuck on the, on the, we did move another point. One meter. So, all right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna move. Um, you can tap Q to bring your thigh under your torso. It's hung, which might release your, your calf. I think we're impaled on it. Yeah. What's that coming out of his back? That's his other elbow. I mean, I'm just, I'm pushing everything if nothing's happening. Oh, there you go. He's, he is, he is stuck on that hurdle. Hold down w. Hold down W and q. Hmm. This is some elite type athlete stuff here. Is this impossible? I think, I think it's possible. We, when I reached the limits of 2008, uh, flashy, I mean, we are stuck. Physics, I think we need to go backwards. Hmm. That. Okay, man, I was so excited for us. Why'd they put a hurdle right in the middle of the we to prevent this? They probably didn't originally have the hurdle, and they were like these scooters. We gotta get rid of these scooters. There's gotta be a way to get off of it. I'm, I'm moving a little bit. The fact that no one is coming to help this guy is super sad. Yeah. Think about the stands are full of people. At least he, everybody's just watching him. His dad should come outta the stands and pick, pick him up and take him. Like that famous moment when the guy fell down. You know, Pete doesn't do nothing. O doesn't do nothing. Cute. Oh, what happened there? I had just found a YouTube tutorial. I think, I think link hit a shortcut. There you go. We're back. We're back. We're back. Oh, oh, oh. Okay. Well, okay. What did you just do? What happened? I just kind of hit o now how, how do I go back to shifting Chase what? To what we were doing before? Yeah. What we were doing before. All right, so that is, uh, I hold down the P and the W and then Yes. And then tap Q. Oh, Q Man's ready to go. Yeah. Keep it going. Keep it going. Keep it going. I, I'm coming in for Q. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Now we're doing it. The key is we gotta keep No, no. Yeah. See, we can't get stuck. We gotta keep scooting. We just gotta keep scooting. Yes. Okay. We're back at it, y'all. Okay? It's gonna happen. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, we're still going. We're still going. We're still going. Just, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. Yep. We can get over this. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Don't let go. Don't let go. Don't let go. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thighs and calves. Thighs and calves. And calves, yeah. Yeah. Thighs and calves. Thighs and calves. We cleared that hurdle. Just like that. You can't slow us down. You can't keep us down. We're going to get all the way into town. Foddy.net. Net. Every day Foddy.net Thighs and. Go get you some body net if you want. Get where it's at it's net. It's where every at Thighs and at the body net. Thighs and, Thighs and, Thighs and calves, the only thing that could cramp our flow is if we run into another hurdle. Thighs and calves. Thighs and calves. Everybody's loving those thighs and calves. My right foot's up and my left foot's down and my right knee's down and it's hurting real bad. And I'm not dating anyone right now. I'm eligible. I'm eligible. If you want to date me, you gotta help me, put salve on my knee. Salve on my knee. If you want to date me, you gotta help me, put salve on my knee. Salve on my knee. 'cause of thighs and calves. Thighs and calves. My eligible bachelor thighs and calves. Thighs and calves. Thighs ands and calves. Take a look at my thighs. They're thick as ass. That God thighs and calves, thighs and calves. If you want to date me, you gotta get in my leotard. That's right. When you're putting that salve on my knee, you gotta stay. You putting that salve on, on my knee. You gotta stay on my knee, not on my thigh. See, because I'm a professional. Let's keep it. Professional. Everybody here loves thighs and calves, thighs and calves we're getting so close. 92 meters. Oh man, this is gonna be such a beautiful moment. This is gonna be such a beautiful moment. The crowd's gonna go wild. Woo. I cannot wait to win a gold medal 'cause I've done so much good today. I can't wait to win a gold medal because I have given it my all today. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's think about it. Now, first of all, what Olympic event is this? Yeah, Foddy.net. We've been Foddy'd. Are we in the steeple chase? We we going a hundred meters. We got one hurdle and all of a sudden we're in the triple jump. Like, what? What's going on here? Foddy.net. I, this is not realistic at all. I think we just go for it. Oh. Huh. Oh. National Hero. Hold on. Foddy.net. I don't know how how you're calculating this, but that was longer than 71.9 seconds. Yeah, I mean, I know I did that for more than 71.9 seconds. That, that was amazing. All right, let's start again. Uh, the casts, thighs and calves. Everybody's loving my thighs again. 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