Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: UU_3gtf6Se4
Episode Post Date: May 4, 2026
Episode Number: 3036
Transcript
What is the cringiest mom themed shirt out there? Welcome to Good Mythical More. I just wanna address where my hands were in the teaser to this more. Um, I was sitting on my hands and then I realized we were doing it. So I went like this and like that, and then I went like this and I didn't smell my hands and I wasn't wiping my butt. Okay, but now we all think, I feel like maybe you were doing something. I just, I could just see the Reddit thread right now. So was he dot, dot, dot. Well, you can definitely see it now because you've, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. Listen, you're six days away from Mother's Day. If you celebrate. And um, go ahead. You're doing the right thing. Yeah. Well, I was nervous. I'm getting, I'm getting a shirt ready. Nervous. I thought you maybe were wiping your butt. No, I'm getting a shirt ready. And so we've got some gifts that we're gonna show you. If any of these, strike your fancy, find 'em on the internet. Send 'em to your mom this Sunday. Let's check out the first, do the right thing. Go ahead and get her something. Don't put it off any further. Like this shirt that we haven't seen until right now. It's a red one. Unhinged. Yep. Blank and unhinged Sandals. Feral and unhinged. Oh, I think you're right. Yeah. How'd you know that? I don't know. Feral and unhinged. Oh. And look, is that a, is that a woman? That's a woman. Is that a mom? That's a mama. With her hair all tied up, working hard, wearing sunglasses. Oh, wow. Look at her. Oh, she she did? Yeah. Feral. Y'all killed her. Unhinged. Y'all killed her. Oh. With the rock symbols. The rock Out. Ferreal and Unhinged. Mom'ss Club. Club. Club. Oh. Filtered by No. Filled. Fueled. Fueled, okay. Fueled by caffeine and chaos. Now that's the kind of mom I'm talking about. Look at that. Look at her. Look at her caffeine and chaos. That's, what do I say about her? Something? I mean, she's definitely still milf somehow. Yeah. Like I don't think I've ever found a skeleton hot until right now. Why is she so hot? I don't know. I think we just like that. Your dead mom is so hot. Dude. Invite me over more. Well, she looks like she's got a good personality. I mean, I, I, I think I'd like to be in this club. I meet all the criteria. Well, you can be in the feral and unhinged club, but I don't think you can be in the mom's club. Sorry. Well, I'll be waiting right outside the door. So we're gonna give this one an a. What's a guy Cougar called? Pervert. Fair enough. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Woo. My ear itches too, boy. I'm wiping my butt and I'm, yeah. To my ear and sniffing it. Alright, here we go. We got another one. Print it. Print it. Link. Hold on. My eye is itchy. The bridge of my nose is itchy. Well, you've had that up your butt, so now you've touched your eye and you're gonna get pink eye. Okay. That's how it works. It's e coli is what it is. You see somebody's got pink eye. They touch somebody's butt a lot of times, their own flowers. This, this one's. This one's cute. Proud, proud mama. Proud what? Mother? Mother of proud mother. Of or of problem? Mother or of a? Of a mother of a disgust. E. Ooh. Few of a few. Few. Good, proud mother of a few, few Good men. This, it is a, it's a military shirt. Proud mother of a few. Dumb. Of a. A few. Is. Few kids. Proud mother of a few kids. Proud mother of a few. Kids. Kids. You got it. I mean, isn't, isn't that just true? If all of the kids chip in and all you get her is a t-shirt, then yeah, this is the one. Speaking of chipping in, you could you use $30,000 just falls out of the sky basically. I mean, what about 15,000 or five or 5,000? Let, let me take a look at this. Yes. What if this just dropped out of the sky? Well, hopefully a corner wouldn't hit you into your life. Yes, we're giving away $50,000. Okay. What would you do with $5,000? You know how this works? You get one of these, what would you do with $15,000? Uh, golden Tea of Mythic. Most everybody gets the one that link got on. Not exactly the one, but you know, the same design. This one right here, where the sword is just stuck in that stump. But then a very lucky. Three people will get a T-shirt that has that sword removed and one of three colors. We've got gold, we've got silver, and we've got bronze. That's the 30 to 15 and the $5,000 respectively. If you get those and there's now. Now does it matter what size shirt you order? People ask that every year, and they think that we've like selected a shirt and it's the exact size. No, the people are randomly selected. Okay? Mm-hmm. So doesn't matter what size shirt you wear, you get the size that you want to wear, and then if you're a winner, you'll get that winning shirt in your size. Please spread the word. Doesn't matter what size shirt you order, it doesn't increase or decrease your chances. We get that question so many times every year. So many times, I'll put it the, the shirt is not manufactured in a size until the winner has been randomly selected. Yes. All right. And we know what size that they requested. It must be a legal resident of the US or Canada, 18 years or old, or no purchase necessary to enter a win sweepstakes runs from May four, 12:00 AM PDT to May 8th, 2026. 11:59 PM PDT. Terms and conditions apply void. Were prohibited. Visit Mythical dot com for official rules. Yes, thank you for committing. That's a memory link. Yes, purple. It's a gray color, but it's also not really a color. Just a mom, just a. It's not really a color. Just, uh, look it up. I'm not wrong. Just, uh, what's the, what's that picture over there? Just a mama. What's the picture? I think it's a cigar. Is that a broken candle? I think it's a cigar. A cigar? I thought it was a top hat for a second. It's a bow and a broken. Is it a gr is it a scroll? Is it like a graduation thing? Just a mama. I think it is a scroll. That's the whole image. Like the of, for that particular part of it. Yeah. What is that? And I, it doesn't, it doesn't look exactly like it to me. I think she graduated just a mama still getting her learn on i i function. I, her mamas can learn. What's that say string in her. Just a mama in her string. String. String is part of what that image is. String cheese. String cheese phase. Oh yeah. Era. Just a mama in her string cheese era. So it's also a mama who likes to bite her string cheese instead of pull off the strings. Yeah. And why does she like to put a bow on it? Just a mama in her string cheese era. Now I get it. I'm in. I'm still in my string cheese era. I'm still in it and I'm, I'm simulating, I never left it. And is the Sometimes mama puts the boobs up on the table. Yep. And they look, it looks like this. Well make a little room in the middle. Yeah. Make a little room in the middle. Oh, that, well, sorry. Sorry about that. Let me just, lemme straighten that out. Lemme straighten that out. Straighten that out. Now you, now I go right down it a little side. Make it authentic. Straight little side. Lay 'em on the table. Okay. You know what? I totally forgot that I was gonna unleash a series of international raps on y'all. It's never too late to start y'all rapping. I'm rapping R and I've got game. When I'm at the club, I make it Bahrain. That's a country. Bahrain is a country. All these will be international. Oh. Oh yeah. When it comes to rapping, I don't need no practice to spin you round and round like the earth on its axis. Because the earth is part of travel. One more please. I'm rapping Brett and I'm not a hater, but you raps are more mid than the earth. Equator, mid. Get it 'cause it's the middle. Right in the middle. Yeah. So there's more where that came from. I'm not a hater, but you're rap. Some more mid than the earth. Equator, orange, hot orange. Here we go. My kids laugh at me all the time. My kids laugh because they, they think I'm stupid, but I'm not. They are. My kids laugh because they think, oh yeah, big word. Big word. I'm old as I'm odd. I am O ODAs. Oda. I'm o crazy. Cra crazy. I'm crazy. My kids laugh 'cause they think I'm crazy, but the truth is I'm just lazy. I laugh because you just, I am. My kids laugh because they think I'm crazy. I laugh 'cause I know I'm crazy because I know I am. They don't, don't know it. Oh. Think I'm crazy. I laugh because they don't know it. It's, you're folding over a part of it. It's, oh God, I have one job. Yep. Edit all that out. My kids laugh because I'm crazy. I laugh because pull it. It's Can you, Blaine, pull on the other side. It's so, what's the best word to finish that punchline? They laugh. I, I laugh because they don't know It's true. True. And yeah, he said best word 'cause like this is definitely hereditary, written by the, see that better? My favorite movie. In comedy. My kids laugh because I think they think I'm crazy. I laugh because they don't know it's hereditary. Ouch. Yo, yo, yo. From Bermuda to Belize. The ladies have never seen skills like these nuts. My rhymes are faster than a speeding. Nascar. I like to move it, move it, call me Madagascar, move it, move it. There's more. There's still more. There's still more. I like to move it, move it still more. And there's still more where this came from. We have all the colors, every shirt color that the shirts come in. I'm gonna try to make sure that I'm on my A game here with you and one that isn't a color and one that isn't a color. Purple's not a color. Look it up. Oh, look at all these colors. Look it up. Someone's looking it up back here. 67. Oh six seven. No, I hate this. Don't you have not. I hate it. I really do. And I am six seven. Six seven. Mom. No, no, no, no. That's all it is. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Burn it. Burn No. Burn it. Burn it. Whoa. It's just, it won't go away. I can't get rid of it. Chase, can you give a two sentence explanation about why purple's not a color? Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can give you that. Yeah. Six, seven, mom. Yeah. And I'm uh, gonna give you that in a second. Yep. Give us another wrap. Oh, we've only got one piece of shirt. Oh yeah. Hey, I look, you know what? I was hoping you'd request one. Mm-hmm. This is the final shirt. Okay. I got a few then I'll just hang on. So, uh, yeah, I'm gonna tell you why it's, uh, it's not a, a color. Go for it. Hmm. Uh, yeah. So, uh, purple's not of color 'cause uh, the, the human eye can't actually see purple because it's not on the visual spectrum. Um, it's just like a combination of wavelengths as opposed to being like its own distinct wavelength in its own distinct color. It's not a color, so we're just like kind making it, making up a color to reconcile two disparate wavelengths. That's crazy. Is it? What are the two colors? Red and brown. I don't think it's as simple as being just red. Red and orange. What is it? Red. Red and blue. Red and blue. It is, it is actually, uh, our brain blending red and blue into the point of purple. So purple's not a color. Y'all purple is not anything but like that means purple could be a color to somebody else. Like to another animal that can see purple. I don't know, like ultraviolet. I don't know, man, because we can't see ultraviolet, but some animals can, well, we call purple is not a color. Yes. But it's not as simple as like it's a reconciliation of two wavelengths. When you take combined red, if you take red and yellow, you get orange. I think orange is a color, but something about the way that our brain processes the mixing of red and blue, it just makes purple. So it's a magic color. It's not even a color. I also know that like, it's a, a language dependent thing that some, some people who speak a specific language where like they don't have a color for, um, like pink. They don't, they can't see pink as well as we can. I've heard this, so there's other colors that don't exist depending on what, how you, how you communicate. And there's some, uh, cultures that have a bunch of greens that we can't see. But you know what my name is? Hold on, hold on. I got something to tell you. Okay. It's the people from Greenland. So when people ask, what's your favorite color? And when you're, if your answer's purple, like sometimes this is your answer, my, my favorite color doesn't exist, is what you can say. Let me write that down. Yeah. That's something you can use. This is really a, a conversation starter. Yeah. It's kinda like if somebody hits on you in a bar, what's, what's the, what's, what's it called when you react to a pickup line? What's the, what's the line in response to a pickup line? Does that have a name? Somebody picks up and you put down No, it's not a put down. Yes, it's a pick me up. Pick me up line. I've been picked up line. A picked up line. It's a pick up line. A pick, a picked up line. If you're picked up, you're in somebody's arms. Yeah. Yeah. And you're saying my picked up line now line is now, and your picked up line is how you respond to My color doesn't exist. My picked up line to is your refrigerator running, which is not a great pickup line. I've tried it. We've not tried it. That Any pickup? Oh, no. That's how I got Jesse. Yeah. Is your refrigerator running? Well, let me chase, what did you, what did she say? What was her picked up line? I don't even remember. My name is Rhett and I'm a jet setter. I gotta wrap. So good. I get almost got through that one. My name is Rhett and I'm a jet setter. I wrap so good and I look great in a sweater. So the travel part there is the jet setter, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. My ass so fat. My weight's so skinny, my rap's so famous in Papa New Guinea. And finally, if there's a rap, God, it's me, your boy. The capital of Vietnam is all right. You don't have one more. That's it. Uh, I mean, that's the one I wanted to end on. Okay. Hold on. I lemme do this. I got one more. I got one more. I got one more because we gotta end on a wrap after this. But I'm gonna give you this after this, after this, after this. Oh gosh. I get my rocks, kids. I get my husband adv. Attitude. Attitude. You got it. I get my attitude from z. From my family, I get my attitude from my freak freaking freaking kid. Kids freaking west. Uh, west, west coast. Awesome. Freaking freaky. My freak. Awesome mom. Oh, so this, the kid wears this and then, and then there's a joke at the end. It's like. That attitude is bad. Of course, I get my attitude from my freaking awesome mom. You can blame her. She is out. Uh, she's what? She bit, she is bit, she's, she is bit, bit crazy, crazy. Like she loves a good comedy bit. She's bit crazy and scares. Okay, we gotta miss Brent here. Me sometimes save, we can confirm it says the same thing on the seller page. She is bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she, she, but she is a perfect, perfect, perfect mixture. Of of her two parents who happen to be my grandparents. I get my attitude from my freaking awesome mom. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but she is a perfect mixture of sweetheart, sweetheart, and serial killer sweetheart, and wild warrior, warrior. What is happening? I, I hope it keeps going. You got like. Five or six more lines to go sweetheart and warrior. A new sentence. I love her. Period. You wanna, you wanna stop for I love her. You wanna stop for a wrap and No. She is my best friend. Mess. Mess with me. Me with the react. The beast, the best, the beast in her, in her will make will awake the beast in me awake and they'll never what? Find your body and then an addendum. Yes, she bought me this shirt. Well, you know, at first I thought. There was too many words. Yeah. But then when they landed the plane, I was like, oh, it all makes sense. Resurrect this. We leave you with this. If you rap, battle me, there's no need for yelling. I'll circum, circum. If you rap battle me. There's no need for yelling. I'll circumnavigate your ass like My name's Magellan Ho. Yeah, please flash. The golden tea of Mythical is back. We're giving away $50,000 in cash prizes this week only. Grab your tea for your chance to win at Mythical dot com. Does thou want to win $50,000? Yes, but how am my Lord? I'm removing thine sword Squire, why don't you remove yonder sword from th stump right away, my Lord? Put your back into it. Put your bile humors into it. Give yourself demons in the nethers. Give yourself a hernia. I did, sir. Move aside Squire. This must be a noble deed solely for the truest of knights. Though a sword may give thou strength, the sole way to win riches is to find the Golden Tee of Mythicality. The golden tee of Mythicality. Hush boy. Go onto Mythical.com to procure the golden tee of Mythical. 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