Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: SMzBH78eBqw
Episode Post Date: May 5, 2026
Episode Number: 3037
Transcript
We are inventing new emojis. Welcome to Good Mythical More. We have our own underwear back on. At least. I think I put mine on. Uh, hopefully you didn't put mine on. Uh, I've had, there were many years where I wore your underwear, but you gave them to me. There was like a bunch of underwear. And I How did that happen? I don't know. You said, I was like, you're done with those, and I was like, I'll take 'em. I think it was a boxer shorts. It was, I made a switch on the type of underwear I was wearing. You stopped wearing boxer shorts and then I started wearing boxer shorts, so we swapped our underwear library. I, I never got any from you. Okay. This was a one way thing. I might still have some, actually, there is a website, emoji Kitchen where you can take dev. Dev, you can take two. Emojis and combine them. So like, let's just start with something simple where you've got, Hey, there's a, let's do a crying, laughing, you know, they're very, uh, millennial emoji. Right? Okay. So you've, you've clicked all of those. But th so this is like, if you think something is absolutely hilarious and you, but you're also falling in love. You're also falling in love. So I'm the, like, the two hearts on the eyes of the, of the upper right, second row. Two hearts over the eyes, and so then you're falling in love while crying. You're happy and sad at the same time. Oh, this is a Casey Musgraves emoji. Mm-hmm. Um, you know, happy and sad at the same time. She has a song called that. It's, it's a good one. So, yeah, I mean, it instantaneously combines and then you can copy and then, and, uh, save it put, and you can actually use it. You can actually use it. So I bet you we can stretch some scenarios here where we need some emojis that we just don't have access to. What about I'm about the bar, which is like green right here. Green guy, Uhhuh. So yeah, about the bar, like have you ever been about a bar, but you don't know why? You, but you're, you know what I'm saying? It is just like, yeah. Is it what I, is it, I don't know. It could have been what I ate. Is it the breakfast burrito? Maybe I got a virus. Was it the shrimp? The only thing I'm sure of is I'm a little sick. It also looks like, like growing up in the Catholic church when I like peace pee with you and with your spirit, you know you're sick, but your mom made you go to church. Right? There you go. What about, uh, I'm so freaking mad. Okay, so where's the most, this is pretty dang mad, right there. Steaming right there, right? You're mad. But then have you ever, when do you need this? Have you ever been mad but quiet? I don't know. Look over there Sleepy. Mad, but you're not gonna say a thing about it. Yep, yep, yep. So that's kind of passive aggressive. Okay. Mad, but also cursing. Mad. Oh, double up. You're breath, you're breathing out expletives. Yes. That is great. Wow. Who would've thought that that could have happened? Let's get more conceptual, like people like to send religious emojis, you know, uh, you've got different sort of, uh, going all the way down there. Okay. We're, you know, my mom will send some, some crosses and prayer hands and stuff like that. Prayer hands. Are actually a high five, but that's gonna be up. There it is right there. Prayer hands. Okay, so this is, I'm praying for you. Not that I'm thankful, I'm just praying this is the original usage. You, you haven't cleared out the upper right. So it, it automatically does it like it doesn't, oh, I guess if you double click on it now, so yeah, it automatically starts and giving you suggestions. You see, you see in the upper right of that search emoji at like. It has something there. What is it? Yeah, it's a, uh, diet. It's because it's just giving you random combinations. Oh, it's randomly doing. So if you wanna find something that you wanna combine it with, but this is prayer hands, but you are thankful to the devil. Oh. Oh, wow. You, this is, this is a Satan. This is a Satanist emoji. This is someone who prays to Satan. What about someone who prays to Canada? That's beautiful. That really is beautiful. Wow. I mean, that could be a company logo. It could be Save that a church, a Canadian church copy. Okay. What other situation? Just think of a situation. Don't think of an emoji. I mean, a lot of people pray at the doctor's office, so you could, um, where's the dockey? Where is he at? Where, I don't know if you've got all You can, there's a search at the top. Search doctor? Yes. Oh, what is that blood? That, that's, that's not really surprising. It just kind of puts the hands in front of the Pray for blood in the hospital. This is like, um. I think this is, um, like a religious, I don't think we're getting all of the emojis. This is a religion that doesn't allow blood transfusions. Blood transfusion, yeah. Just gimme a scenario that you might have in life that you wanna communicate something about. Just don't think about an emoji. My my friend was cast as the lead in a play. Okay. So you're happy. You're happy. How happy are you? I'm pretty, I'm, I'm, so, I'm happy for, very happy for them. Okay. But then I was cast as a tree. Oh, okay. Because you're in the same play, so you're a little bit upset and you're a little bit sad. No, tree. Oh, tree. I'm actually a tree. Oh, there we go. So now I'm happy for you, but I'm just a tree and I wish we can combine even more. I, I want a third, I want a third level. That is a happy tree though. Happy Tree is a really good emoji. Happy. Okay. Um, yeah. Happy trees. It's a little, no. What about like if you're, uh, a little aroused, but you're also real tired? Okay, so a little aroused. Where's the most aroused? Is this, this drooling? I'll send that to my wifey sometimes. The old drool emoji. Uh, it's like your but I'm, but I'm so tired. There's the kissy. Go with kissy. Go with kissing or smooches on the face. Show me where that is. You know, the three hearts over the Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Up there. Up there. No, not, not the one to the right of it. Kisses right there. Kisses all over the face, but you're tired. You're super sleepy. So there's yawning, they're sleeping, and it's pretty straightforward right there. What about yawning? Like. Our sex is boring. So go up to the middle. Right down. Down. Two to the left. Two right there. Yeah. I like that. Oh, that's confusing messaging. Okay. Because what's the opposite of love? It's not hate. It's It's indifference. It's indifference. So this is, this is really, this is really stressful. What about double skull? Double dead Boy. What saying that's when something is like totally dead. It's, it's a quadric CLOs skull because like what Gen Z uses that when you've said something kind of embarrassing. Yeah. It's like, I, I'm dead. I'm dead. Great. I'm dead. Something's a little cringing. Laugh, laugh emoji. So double skull is like, so is super cringe. Double skull. Yeah, it's super cringe. It's like watching me use a mouse. Cringe on cringe. Dude. Let's do more of those. Dude. Oh hundred skull. That's wild. Dude. That is so trendy. Hold on. Can we, can we do a, let's do a, uh, where's a maple leaf? I wanted to do a dead. Can't do that. Someone who died from a poisonous mushroom. Oh, that's cool. Let's do, um, I see cherries down there. So those are, I see cherries. That's, that's balls of course. So cherries and the eggplant. Oh, that's a good one. Where's my eggplant? Where's my eggplant? Where? When you need it? Oh, I got a cucumber. Nope, we need eggplant. Gotta have eggplant. They don't let you do eggplant Search dude. Because they, they know what you're trying to do here. No way. Really? Yeah. They don't have it. Eggplant not in there. Yeah, they All right. Go with cucumber. This is a family friendly situation here. Cucumber, and it's only one cherry. Why did only he put one of the cherries? Yeah, cucumber. Now two. Now the double cherry. Now the double cherry. Oh, we got a double cucumber. That is not what I expected. Now do it the opposite way. Start with the cherries on the left and now put cucumber on the right and see if that makes the same thing. Yep. Yep, it does. What about, I'm so excited. What about cherries and nuts? Look at it. What about cherries and beans? What about cherries and pancakes? What about cherries and pretzels? This is amazing. What about cherries in a barbecue? No. No. What is that? That's a fondue. What you think that cherries and fondue would just be? Cherries coming out of fondue. What about bread and fondue? Yep. Yep. Yeah, finally, that's very, it's just bread going into fondue. Andy's got the. It's got what? 'cause what is the fondue, what is the cheese on in the fondue of when it's not breaded. When it's not breaded? Yeah. It's just, there's no pot. It's just a pot of fondue. It's just this, it's pretty cool that it put the cheese on the bread. It really did some thinking. What about spiders and fondue? Yeah. Is it gonna put cheese on the spider? Where's my fondue? It went away. It's not available. Yeah. They don't let you do it sometimes. Sometimes they don't let you do. What about canned spiders? No. It's a spider that caught a can. Yeah, that's a strong web right there. Okay. We need some more specific situations. Somebody texts you a certain thing and you just wanna respond with emoji because you're that kind of person. Um, you know, text me something, go back up to. Uh, what about just you suck. Like if you go down there right beside prayer hands, there's somebody pointing at you. Hold on. But what if you texted me, I'm responding with an emoji to a text that you give me. Oh. Um, you know what I'm saying? I don't know. What do I usually text you? Something that you wouldn't text me. I don't, I'm not really into texting you. No. How about, um, can I have some of your underwear? Okay, so this is a question, but the way that length I'm wearing doesn't take reds. I'm wearing your underwear right now in a weird way. So this is a question. I'm gonna start there. Okay. And then underwear. Let's just see what they got here. Nothing. Did it even search? Do we have a bathing suit? Nothing naked. I don't. I don't think it, it is working. We just started working. Yeah. This is such a family friendly thing. It's gotta be. Can I have some of your, what about, are you clowning me? He's a clown right now. That's good. Do you think I'm a clown? That's not bad. You clowning me. How about you think I'm a magnet? I see, I see a, some watches there. You what? You think I'm a magnet. What about is it, is it time for time soccer. Okay. I would text you to that time. Is it time for soccer? Up, up there? Oh, that's horrible. Uh, is that is just not, that's not right. That should never happen. What time are we gonna play soccer? What time are we gonna play baseball? Hey, that's not bad. What time are we gonna play softball? What time are we gonna play basketball? Oh, what? Well look at that. Then the clock went in the hoop. What about the time before volleyball? What about the time for football? What, what about the time for rugby? What about grad time to graduate? You got that down there to the left and up. Right in the middle. Damn. That's cute. Graduation time. That's cute. Yeah. Okay. This thing's pretty smart once you become a king. Nope. Or loser. Time to do science. Um, what about time to do Time? You. Oh, wow. What about you died in a fireworks accident. Okay. But you get to go to heaven. That's a great idea. So we've got the dead, so there's the fireworks, but I wanna do dead first, right? Or you have to choose the firework. It could just be like the, the blast emoji. The, the angel with the halo could come in handy here and then Yeah, you become an angel. Where is the angel with the halo? I'm just gonna just search. Uh, angel. Okay, here we go. This is it. All right. Exploding angels. Oh, that's pretty good. What if you're a robot? Robot On robot action. See what happens. Oh, it became more of a ro It. You saw more of the robot. That's wild. Dead robot. Oh, dead robot. That is cool, man. Robot with human eyes. Uh, Cyclops. Robot. Robot that doesn't know it's a robot. What about cool robot sunglasses put? Yes. That's pretty good robot. That's making your money on the side. Oh, robot that you take into Coachella. Robot. Clown Robot. Clown robot. That's scary. Robot. That might have COVID Alien robot. Dookie. Oh, that's good. Heart Robot. Dookie bot. Dookie Bot. Oh yes. Copy. I'm sending that tonight to everybody. Dooky bot. Have you seen R's been putting the dookie bot in a lot of his texts? That's amazing. Isn't that the best one? What about, what about money? Money. We like money. And then we like dookie. Dookie money. Dookie money. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. What, who makes money off of dookie for Duke? This is a cult. This is a, I'm sure some OnlyFans people can do that. This is, this is a, um, right butt doctor. There's somebody who's selling their dookie online. Mm-hmm. Uh, really? Yeah. People are, what about I like, go back to the robot. I want, I wanna see a ghost robot, robot. To the left. All the way to the left. Go spot what? What's happening here? And then you gotta do the robot. That's cute. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. Not gonna lie. Let's see what all the things that Satan can be. Satan can be love. Nope. Satan can go to Coachella. Satan can be cool. Yeah, Satan. Satan can be a nerd. Satan can be a clown. Satan can be nauseous. Satan, that's what can have, Satan can have his mind blown. Satan being nauseous is kind of like the one I was talking about when you're a little roust but also a little tired. Not something for GMM. Oh, let's make a, let's make a robot owl, which they exist, you know, exists. Where's your owl? Uh, right here. Robot owl. All the robot things are the best, but, okay. So I like where you're going with this GMM situation because we've got a chicken. That's a duck. That's a chicken. Oh, and then fire. Where's fire? Where's fire? Fire mug. Fire, chicken. Oh, and is it his? Is a flame missed opportunity. Maybe do it the other way around. Put fire first, then chicken. I wish I knew where these things were. Fire, fire, chicken. Mm-hmm. Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? I don't see it either. Y'all see it? There it is. Where's that chicken? Same thing. Same thing. Fire peacock. Whoa. Oh, that's pretty. Fire crab. Fire bug. Fire apple. Fire cherries. Fire kiwi. What about, I don't know. How I got crabs. Okay, so we got the, I don't know, which is this Uhhuh right there. How I got crabs down on the right, there's two. There's a lobster and a crab. Now did the lobster. I don't know how I got crabs. It's just a crab. Did put a lobster. Oh. Oh. The lobster has human body. Yeah. I don't know about that one. What about, I don't know how I became a whale. I don't know how I became an owl. A confused, oh, he looks like an out going like this. Yeah. Snapping. A snapping out. Copy that one. Copied. How about, I don't know how I became kidney beans down there on the bottom. That's just, I don't know how I became kidney beans. I don't know how I became a sunset. Oh, that's dumb. Hold on that. I'm copying that one. I'm sending that everybody, I don't know how I became a volcano. Copy. Copy. Oh wow. That that is, hold on. That's really gross. Actually, I don't know how I became gay. Maybe I was born this way. Copy. Copy. Am I gay? It's, it's all there. Yep. I don't know how I, what about gay frog? Gay frog. Here we go. Here we go. Now we're talking gay frog. Oh yeah. All day long. Right there. Gay. Gay Coyote. Someone just whispered Gay devil at me. Gay devil. Okay, gay. Why? Hold on. Is that bear hold? That bear became a frog. Oh, hold on. I'm on the, you're making people frog not gay. I'm people frogs. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying to make everybody gay. Not frogs. Make that scary face guy like the mask, the red mask right there with the big nose. Make him gay. Okay. So above 100. So rainbow on this side. Got it. I think you gotta start. Yeah. And then I gotta go to Right, right here. Carry this guy. Nope. Yeah, look at that. We cheered him up big time. Oh, that guy could be gay too. Yeah, but he's, he's grumpy gay. You got gay nerds. You got gay Cool people. You got gay rich people. You got gay people going to Coachella. You got gay people who got COVID. You got gay people who've been injured. You got cold gay people. You got the gay son. That's good. I'm copying that. Send it to everybody. I, I I just need a gay robot and we can go out. Okay. All right, here we go. And yes. The Golden Tee of Mythicality is back. We're giving away $50,000 in cash prizes. 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