sniffing sniff the future and forget the past or my fire poker will burn you at last last there’s no battle in this Creek you freak trying to make it into a poem I’ve lost my way we make good evildoers Oh your mouth yeah boy I think there’s something there Facebook place face replace hmm face replace evil monologue dot-com I kind of went into you yeah Spanish no yes it’s a website you and a friend upload a monologue and then it a girl randomly replaces it it’s called face replace and all of a sudden askew and then your friend and then you and then your friend and you can many people as you want we shouldn’t be telling them we should just do this in like a private brainstorming session face replace comms um I can tell you a story and tell you guys a good mythical more story from my recent camping trip with my son it is sweet and it might make you cry do you want to hear it I’m legitimately I’m gonna try to make myself cry now what I don’t want to do is I don’t want to tell this since your story and I don’t want you to be like comedic eating it up over there I know I do you understand what I’m saying I believe this are you crying already is that what you would you like if you’re gonna be moved by my store I want it to be legitimate I want it to be like you’re over there I believe yucking it up that I can make myself cry I’m not going to say anything okay if I ask a question or make a comment saying it is total sincere okay so we’re okay with this I’m gonna try me myself cry I’m like joking so my face will be here and then you replace it no no that’s a different thing um Lincoln my eight-year-old and I we we did a father-son camping trip you know it’s it’s it’s it’s good to spend some time with one kid away from the other kids I got three none of them get enough attention you got to go into the woods and spend some time some quality time one one-on-one time um so we we set up camp and then we did some hiking and we we’re hiking up this big hill and we’re having good conversations about all types of stuff life stuff you know we get up there to the top of the hill and it had been a couple hours and Lincoln’s like well I mean the whole hike was a couple hours we up there for a few minutes he was like you know what what should we do now maybe we should we should go back down to the bottom go back to the camp and I’m like no and I said this is a teachable moment here I’m gonna try to teach my son something saying you know Lincoln let’s just sit down here let’s overlook the lake less enjoy the scenery there is an art to hiking that also applies to life in general and it sounds like I’m telling joke but this is serious or about to cry good there’s an article which could also apply to life in general son and that is you know how you’ll take a photo with your phone he has a phone in mine this broke he can’t call anybody but he can make you can make photos that’s good so son sometimes you don’t need to pull out your phone and take a photo sometimes you just need to look around take it all in and take a mental Shh photo that you’ll remember for the rest of your life say son I want you to remember this camping trip and this hiking trip that you and I took when you were eight years old for the rest of your life and he’s like he just sits there and he’s like yeah it sure is a long ways down to that Lake you know he didn’t I was like yeah he didn’t quite get it you know I I wanted to have some movie moment where he was moved um did you have a fire poker no I didn’t I told I told you this is serious man is isn’t it here at all sincerity so then we start hiking back down and we’re talking about having a great time we see what we believe to be Mountain Lion tracks we get back down to the camp we build a fire we’re sitting there eating and roasting marshmallows having a good time great time and then we go to we go get in the tent and we’re going to sleep and I’m laying down there and I thought they he said he was sleepy so we went to bed even though I wasn’t sleeping then I started dozing off and then all of a sudden as I’m laying there I hear I’m like what was that noise and Lincoln was like I just took a mental picture of this dad it’s pretty sweet innit I’ll never forget that squeeze it out man squeeze it out look look look a little bit came out I’m not kidding I’m cried a little bit man oh I feel like I cried too what look I did seriously man hahaha is about you I’m the man you’re kidding I’m the man he’s seriously Mary yeah I was like what it scare me cuz I was asleep I think yeah man he misunderstood with a mental picture but no I did that on the top of the mountain I was like Shh I made the noise dude yeah as an illustration not as a every day for the rest of his life yeah you think you get hurt he’s got a great thing I don’t think for the rest of his life in his life he’s gonna be experiencing things he’s gonna be like no Shh he’s smarter than that man he’s my son he’s gonna meet the woman that he loves and he’s gonna be like Shh yeah he had to tell us do the Hanson Judah well uh what do I do I met the woman my jaw just took a mental picture of you baby Shh my future wife that’s a good call uh what are you doing I just took a mental picture it is good your wife yeah well that’s too much of a come-on to say gosh I just took a metal picture Shh it’s I just took a mental picture of this moment and you can’t even do the sound right gosh Oh shh shh shh and then let the woman interpret whether or not that you know what the middle picture is up you