there’s five million dollars hidden in the Rocky Mountains and all we got to do is find it let’s talk about that good mythical morning I got some very exciting very exciting this is excite you to know I know you get excited when you struck the table when I wax on and wax off on the table okay this is it if you follow these kinds of things like buried treasure and whatnot it’s like on Twitter this is kind of old news to you but this was new news to us and so maybe it’ll be new news to many of you and that is the fact that there is a millionaire in Santa Fe New Mexico who has buried five million dollars worth of treasure a millionaire yep he’s a millionaire and he’s taken five million dollars worth of gold coins and jewels and diamonds he actually has a microscopic autobiography in there he’s got some of his hair samples he’s a weird man five million dollars worth of stuff treasure that he has buried somewhere in the Rocky Mountains and this crazy story because his name is Forrest Fenn he’s an eccentric guy thing he’s like in his 80s now but in nineteen when was in 1988 he was diagnosed with cancer and had some he was gonna have to get a kidney replaced and the doctor said you have a 20% chance to live three years that is not good and so he was like well here’s what I’m gonna do I’m gonna take treasure with me into the wild and I’m gonna die in the wild with this treasure say in the forest cuz that was his name I’m gonna die in the forest because my name is Forrest that’s my name good I’m gonna die out here and I’ll leave a legacy of what leave a treasure of booty no but that was his idea what a guy you know I’m gonna die I’m gonna I’m gonna mix it up a little bit I’m gonna go out into the wilderness and die with this treasure and then you might come out find me my skeleton like holding it is that what he was gonna do bury himself with it I don’t know the plug that the exact plan we might need to get him interview so we’re looking for it we’re so he didn’t die we don’t interview people though that’s he didn’t guys what you’re saying no he lived through this ordeal and but he was like you know what that was a good idea that was a good idea I had about the wilderness I lost my voice for a second but then it came back the forest and so in 2009 or 2010 he is not clear on exactly what year it was he went and he actually buried this and he’s still not ready he’s surviving still alone he’s saying he knows where this is so we can go and threaten his life and find out where the treasure pretty so come on hey just put a fire poker list oh hey hey don’t encourage people not a gun just a fire poker I’m not gonna shoot you I’m just gonna shove a fire poker into your brain you don’t tell me where this five million dollars is you old man that’s what I would do let’s do it need a pill of this sort I don’t know tablet it kind of makes me angry this got why do I make you angry son listen I’ve created the opportunity of a lifetime we’re gonna roleplay this I’ve created the opportunity I’m kind of talking about my old man character a little bit I’ve created the opportunity of a lifetime it’s not there how do you know as though okay see you’re one of those naysayers man I knew you were gonna say this when I brought he’s just you would never say that no okay well okay well here’s this a secondary fact he wrote a book about with clues in it he wrote a book that he sells on Amazon how kinda has clues to where the treasure is and it’s currently selling for $45 ah okay $45 I like on my Kindle nothing costs more than $9.99 on a Kindle no Kindle version what is it what do you mean Kindle you got no battery power out in the forest I don’t care how long that’s it so he’s just trying to sell his book no okay for treasure assist all the proceeds of the sale of the book go directly to this library that he’s a fan of ooh pop oh I’m pulling the fire poker back okay so he’s so he’s a he’s a giver I’ll get taker but he wrote and let me see the name of this thing he wrote thrill of the chase a memoir which is an autobiography that’s when somebody writes a book about themselves bingo not when it just writes itself I always thought when it said although I was like was this like you hit a button in the book it’s written not how it works you’re right your show yet not in the future that’s how autobiographies would work but just by one at best fire so he he wrote this thrill of the chase and it has all these clues now there’s a bunch of interestingly a lot of people have been keeping up with this of course and I saw on Huffington Post they’ve like they check in on this situation and write like an update article every once in a while about where this is at because hundreds of that and thousands of people have gotten in on the chase one person because apparently it’s in the Rocky Mountains and like based on some clues that we’re going to go through in a second people have constructed maps and they’ve gone out into this National Park where they think that it is he’s given secondary Clues subsequent clues to kind of help people narrow it down one person got arrested for like digging a hole in a national park another person had to be was it forest and was he burying the treasure nope and another person had to be rescued because they got lost and then people started saying you see what you’re doing you’re putting people in danger because you’ve got this so-called buried treasure out there and people are going to risk in their life and he’s like I’m just adding to the spice of life something like that he’s like everyone’s responsible for themselves and just because somebody wants to go out there and live a little bit doesn’t mean you should get upset with me and just if somebody digs a hole on a national park doesn’t need they need to be prosecuted sounds like he’s got a god complex and something in his throat um so you could say that this guy may be pulling people’s legs to sell books but based on the fact that he is actually a millionaire this is the kind of thing that this guy with billionaires do I think that it’s out there and people just haven’t been able to put together the clues there’s like over 30 people who’ve claimed to have found it but then they never have it and then he said he’s gotten like thousands of emails where people are like I know where it is but I want you to go with me to it and that’s what the fire poker comes in maybe there’s people like you who have a fire poker and they want to get him up there me listen to your old man but get me where it is that’s not how it works though Oh like it could work that way but here’s what I’m going to do I’m going to read a poem that apparently has most of the clues to where this did you write this poem No Forrest wrote it I’ve totally gone into my character I’m sorry I’m just going to keep being this guy okay yeah uh emperor laurel jr i could be good whatever it is I could be good you want me to read it as guest or do you want me to read it as Arnold Arnold okay Lana I get their names all right can we play some mom can we play some dramatic music because sure all right I’m gonna read this poem with clues in it as I have gone alone in there and with my treasures bold I can keep my secret where and hint of riches new and old beginning where warm waters halt and take it in the canyon down okay begin where one warm waters halt and take it down in a canyon not far that’s too far to walk put in below the home of brown so coyote don’t from there it’s no place for the meek the end is drawing us what you call droppings in the woods the hint hmm I think it’s probably somebody’s homestead named Brown the end is drawing ever nigh there’ll be no paddle up your creek just heavy loads and water hi I’ve kind of gotten off a little ribbon the rhythm on my poem because I’ve just wrote it heavy loads and water high waterfall if you’ve been wise and found the blaze look quickly down your quest deceased but tarry scant with marble gaze just take the chest and go in peace so under a waterfall there’s gonna be a fire yeah a blaze maybe like a reflection is what I was thinking maybe just the Sun on the water mmm that sounds good I like you can’t walk there you have to swim you can’t walk you have to swim you can’t walk you have to swim there’s no paddle up your creek that’s good link you’re figuring this out so why is it that I’m over my I must go and leave my trove for all to seek the answers I already know I’ve done it I’ve done it tired and now I’m weak so hear me all and listen good your effort will be worth the cold if you are brave and in the wood I will give you title to the gold because he has said if you find it he will give it to you it is yours to keep mythical beasts we can do this let’s do this together I’m a believer now we can you can find it and I’ll take a cut we’ll all split it up amongst all of us we can triangulate it there’s lots of legal ambiguity z’ that you’re introducing if I find it I’m keeping it you wouldn’t have ever found it if it wasn’t for me if one of the mythical beasts finds it I’m taking a percentage because it was our idea to go further then we go look at it look for it what do you think well yeah you just go look at it tell us about it and then we’ll take it you know what time it is um Astra Thomas from Nova Scotia Canada it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality have you seen these yet the mythical 2.0 is the mythical shoe now in gray leather it’s got the new the new logo on the insult lesson nice things happen it’s a good looking shoe a portion of the proceeds go to fighting injustice around the globe like leather evil villain monologue there’s two of us how do you do a monologue with two people let’s do make it a dialogue or we can be one evil villain together and just finish the sentences let’s do that and you have to put your head right here when you say it no I go here and then you replace me oh and I replace you greetings good doers I am an evil doer and I want to tell you that you’re all going to die have you seen my fire poker I like to take old minion to the woods and put it over next to their temple trying to get them to sniff the future I know you have those powers and I will take those powers of sniffing the future do you follow and then I will also that’s how you do it you start us in it and then I continue telling them that they will all die if they do not begin to obey our wishes of sniffing the future sniffed the future a little bit man I’m not kidding I cried a little bit man oh I feel like I cried too what look I did seriously