TV, Self-Pleasure, and Guest Stars – It’s Bloopers!

don’t poop before test you’ll forget all the answers no poop before test you’ll have to poop in a test anyway welcome to table talk where we take your table talks I always say that he welcome to table talk you guys where we take your topics from Twitter SL no I always do that welcome to T do you guys no I got it wel to H the there was this romance story kind of going on in this love story even though they kept saying like this isn’t a love story or something like that part A Love bit was yeah but I mean that’s the thing it is kind of I just I like that well no we talk about spoilers here it’s okay we can and then they [  ] and that scene was probably the most interesting part because then you actually see like how Superman fck they don’t they don’t do that at all I mean it’s so brutal there’s like nope Norman Rockwell style inspired art it both work for this movie it’s true uh so my favorite moment in and then wow there’s a gas leag okay favorite moment we think we’re funny today we think we’re real funny who’s your friend Mr Jonathan NBC himself it was me oh no it was dastardly Mr dastardly pull back I’m sorry I got thrown off Sam walked by you [  ] you [  ] you walked by and it distracted me cuz I’m not a professional all right I don’t know what the [  ] I’m doing how do you get a Beatles reunion two more bullets oh okay no more no M don’t except I couldn’t tell if you were laughing if you were about to cry with that face I love the Beet so much still have and tit and then she’s did you titty [  ] you can that’s not even possible think it’s possible are you kidding me it can’t happen unless you’re crunch crunch unless you’re really slouch yeah maybe fck you can you can I think it was like one year Beyond when we like our time because I’ve tried watching it cuz I loved watching Cartoon Network it’s much better when when it’s a little guided okay all right you want to bring it in I will bring it in will this is going to be a ridiculous episode yeah Nutella a waddle a butter I’m having a stroke on camera I smell burnt Simmon toast oh no the 5 is here hide in my crawl space ignore the dead body and don’t you dare talk about it to that stupid cop I like the cops we’re really excited where am I you’re here you’re that you like beamed in yeah I was like we could we do have that effect we do have that ability yeah let’s just pull this big lever here or I should just step out so you’re going to get a plate of me I don’t know what I was doing no you’re just here you’re just you’re already here why didn’t you come in as cool as he did I don’t know man I don’t know what where the teleporter is we got to can we just have him on the show today rent and Link are kind of like a a morph version of me I think cuz I’ve got my big beard which Rhett has and then I’ve got Link’s kind of like glasses it’s got like a martian is it but the difficult thing is when they come in it’s like an Indian accent yeah do you even want to come into my mark to buy a drink I’m like the shrunk dwarfish [  ] version of red link I’m like their weird love child what what it’s about this girl who is uh a magician SL wizard M she’s not a magician well you know what’s the difference there’s a big difference a magician is aformer to entertain an Illusionist say whereas a mage or a sorcerer or a wizard or a witch that’s I said she was kind of wizard I said wizard after I said magician she’s kind of a magician because she can do tricks she’s not doing tricks though she’s oh yeah saving the world are you trying to say that magicians don’t save the world I I well maybe they do and I just haven’t seen it maybe they do and I’m just unaware of the tables have turned guys remember that episode of sa by the Bell that was lost where Screech died it’s just like that episode of The Brady Bunch where the dad killed all of them dude and it’s like remember when they found that lost Al episode where Al had AIDS it’s like that lost episode of The Muppet when they had OJ Simpson on it was just like when they found those lost episodes of Three’s Company and there was that big [  ] real graphic orgy that happened you could see John Ritter’s dick dude it’s just and remember when they found those lost episodes of The Facts of Life and Trudy had AIDS and what about that lost episode of The Partridge Family the one where they drove the bus off the cliff they were all screaming for their lives in there they were in key though and they harmonized while they did it was beautiful remember that show that on TGF called step by step when everyone was murdered there’s gun there was a gun in the house and the little girl got it Steve is never super in on Jesus I was super into Jesus I almost choked Jesus got me Jesus the whe super into Jesus once and then he like took away my Nintendo and I was like oh [  ] Jes what the [  ] Jesus is it your cousin I gave you all my kisses your cousin did I tell you my my Mexican sister-in-law once we were getting my car fixed for something she was that’s my cousin and I went really she was like no you race as [  ] and she told so we’re gonna have to wait till R sits back up smile you got it kid welcome to tabl talk where we take your topics from Twitter #t talk and on Reddit at r/sourcefed I almost got it that time action you know what I mean what am I supposed to say here

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